Once again, Spike being Twilight's one and only assistant, gives into one of her crazy experiments.
After a long day of running around Ponyville, Spike expects to come home and relax, but Twilight has other ideas. After using a spell to change him into a pony their night and relationship change forever.
Its that time of year, and Pinkie has embraced the Earth holiday, much to the annoyance of Louis
Every show has a Christmas special, and Room for Rent is no exception!
Pinkie Pie has fully embraced the Earth Holiday, much to the annoyance of her roommate, Louis. Why does he hate Christmas so much, and how can Pinkie pull off one of those miracles she keeps hearing about to change his heart?
Yet another overly long chapter that I decided merited it's own side story. Previously part of the main story.
Lyra knows there’s a human hidden in Ponyville, and with the begrudging help of Rainbow Dash, she’s going to find them. The real mystery, though, is why her reluctant partner hates humans so much.
Lyra’s hunt for the supernatural in Ponyville continues unabated, and this week the object of her desire is not changelings, nor sea-ponies, but the rare and secretive human. With the help of her plucky (and irritable) assistant Rainbow Dash, Lyra is sure that this time she’s going to get to the bottom of a real mystery. However, the real question is why does Rainbow Dash hate humans?
It's not every day a pony asks for sex in the middle of battle, especially one this cute.
Doomie, like most of his brothers, hasn't eaten in a while. So, when a random pink pony asks for him to "do her" and intercourse love is the tastiest kind of love out there, and the pony herself looks pretty pretty: How could he refuse?
Author's diary: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR diary. There is not enough Doomie pie fanfics out there....That is all.
A seemingly invincible pony falls in love with a displaced, unstable, solider who is far from receptive to her advances. Oh, and she's red and black, too.
Nightblade Bloodmoon:
Half-alicorn, half-zebra, half-changeling. One-hundred percent awesome and irresistible.
Nigel M Chalmers:
Does not want anything to do with her.
Follow Nigel on his quest as he attempts to shake off Nightblade, while also navigating around a foreign world.
Join Nightblade as she attempts to woo him, aided by her mysterious powers of infallibility.
Wonder just how Twilight Sparkle will deal with not one, but two unknown creatures as they cause unintentional havoc upon a peaceful Equestria.
Laugh on as I sink to a brand new low as an author.
What more could you want?
(Twilight appears in the second chapter, as I saw the word count and just had to keep it.)
Anon is trying to move on with his life after what happened in Ponyville but it's hard to ignore what's right in front of him.
Things are a lot better for Anon since the events of Ponyville. His store is doing great and he enjoys the company of all his friends. As the days go on, he finds that the problems of the past are quick to haunt him as he is forced to face the one thing that hurt him the most.
Anon is forced to become Celestia's bodyguard. You know where this is going...
Anon the human is stuck in Equestria until he repays for all the stuff he broke when he first appeared in the castle. Now he's the personal bodyguard of Celestia, whom he hates with a burning passion.
A shameless clop with a shameless plot and slightly OCC (out of character) Celestia and Luna
Right before the Elements struck, the Nightmare unleashed a spell out of desperation. A substitution spell. Otherwise known as the correct use of Kawarimi.
As the elements were unleashed, the Nightmare knew it was over. But it would not let it's fun end. No, it would not be left behind. It would find another world to bring to ruin. As for the poor sap that was left in It's place? He was going to get blasted, what did it matter what he ended up getting from It?
Prince Antares, formerly the human TD Powell, helps lead the ponies of Equestria through the trials and tribulatons his nation endures.
Prince Antares, formerly the human TD Powell, has ascended to rule Equestria alongside Celestia and Luna to form the Equestrian Triumvirate. Taking his residency in Baltimare, Antares comes into his role as smoothly as he can, given the circumstances.
But not all is right with the world.
A warmongering king in the newly formed minotaur nation has just allied with the griffin empire, a country that recently gained a leader unfriendly to Equestria. Now Antares will face his first true test as an alicorn prince of Equestria. He must lead his peace loving ponies into the hells of war, and face an Equestria that will never be the same.
Josh is caught up with another little filly. This time, it's Diamond Tiara. And this time, the precocious filly knows exactly what she wants and how to get it.
Another foal to babysit?
Josh was tricked into looking after Diamond Tiara. And he's pretty pissed off that his weekend with the sexy little filly who had previously seduce him was now not happening.
Just a weekend with a stuck-up, bitchy foalzilla instead of a weekend of being alone with the precocious Silver Spoon.
Little does he know, Diamond Tiara is a little bit precocious herself...
A human learns the pains of living with two pegasi that also happen to be superstars.
Being trapped in a world full of colorful ponies was the last thing that Mark thought would happen to him. He also didn't expect to be living in the clouds with two pegasus mares.
He has limited knowledge of these mares, and it already seems like they aren't going to get along. Mark's also certain that Spitfire wants to strangle him, while Fleetfoot seems to be indifferent about him.
He really wished that he could be staying with someone better, but no one else would take him. Hopefully, if he plays his cards right, he might make it through the rest of his life without any problems.
Why is Celestia laying on the floor in Twilight's library? Why does she seem so confused? Why does she look different? WHY IS THE PORTAL MIRROR STILL ON?
Principal Celestia has accidentally fallen through the mirror into Equestria, and it may be a bit before she can go home. Until then, she has to learn to cope with a strange world, in a strange body.
At the same time, Twilight has to figure out how she can help her new guest while keeping Equestria from freaking out over the presence of a second Celestia, and Sunset Shimmer has to figure out how she is going to make amends with those she had left behind in Equestria, while keeping an eye on her Principal.
Disclaimer: Since I wrote this description ages ago before I even knew the plot, the story is mostly pure comedy in the beginning, with eventual Sunlight and Chryslestia shipping!
Two months ago, Anon was sent to Ponyville on Celestia's behest. Now, after not hearing from him, Celestia goes to investigate. She doesn't like what she finds. Neither will you.
Two months ago, Anon was sent to Ponyville on Celestia's behest. Now, after not hearing from him, Celestia goes to investigate (a bit belated, sure, but without that plot point the whole story falls apart so whatever). She doesn't like what she finds. Neither will you.
Not a clopfic despite the sex tag, but there is a ton of filthy language and imagery here written by a filthier mind. You've been warned.
Take a breath. Good, keep going from there. You may think you are real, you may think you are a pony, you may think you can feel. Anything can be emulated if you mimic it close enough... I know, it's in your programming.
On a patrol through the White Tail woods, Twilight comes across a dying changeling. Torn between giving up the drone to the guards or leaving it in the inhospitable wilds, Twilight reluctantly takes the drone in. As it awakens she realises that the drone was a blank slate, with no connection, no 'programming' guiding its functions. So Twilight sets out to teach this changeling about the world, one hoof step at a time.
Rated Teen for slightly mature themes involving ethical dilemmas.
If Word Worthy stopped editing for me, I'd likely wind up as a grammar-less hack. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Hi, the name's Maurice, and I happened to be unlucky enough to get transported to a world which is inhabited by aliens that suspiciously resemble colorful horses from my world...
Anyway, with the knowledge that I'm gonna be stuck here for either a long time or possibly forever, I'm given no choice but to live and interact amongst the natives.
Now I live with two roommates, both mares; one who's practically a free-spirited party girl who works nights as a DJ, while the other is a cellist who has a more refined, calmer nature...aaand may or may not have ties to the Equestrian mafia...
Will I be able to have a normal--well, 'normal' by this world's definition--life in this strange new world?
When captured by the enemy, can one soldier remain loyal to his country?
Captured by your enemy. It's something that no soldier wants to think about, much less experience. Unfortunately for one U.S. soldier fighting in Equestria, that's exactly what happens. At the mercy of the ponies, he will have to resist their attempts to extract information from him, and hope that he'll see freedom again. (Language warning for those who care.)
Many thanks to my prereader, Cosmic Cowboy, for letting me bounce ideas off him, and not letting me upload garbage. Cover art by the awesome (and patient) Erindor. Appeared in the feature box for a brief time on 10/11/2015. I have no words...
Fantasies and dreams are not meant to be real, but an entire town clearly didn’t get the memo. Now, Luna has to save the citizens of Horseshoe Bay from the mistakes of one from Beyond.
Dreams can take strange turns, but lucid dreams are not supposed to. That’s the whole point, to change the dreamworld through lucidity. However, when he tried messing around with his own subconscious, William signed up for far more than he ever thought he was going to.
Now, Reality seems to be following arbitrary rules, cartoon logic and the fact that he cannot change back from his ridiculous alicorn form is just vanilla icing on the bizarre cake.
And unbeknownst to him, a certain Princess is infuriated by the intrusion in her domain. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________
That awesome piece of coverart was drawn by the equally awesome mix-up, that you can also find on his dA account here.
After traveling into the Bermuda Triangle following a vision, Magnus ends up in a place filled with fairytale creatures and a secret concerning his lineage.
After my grandfather passed away I inherited a strange staff from him. I discovered that the staff gave me strange visions of a place I had to go to. I experienced visions, day and night, and in the end I decided to follow them to see where they would take me. I did not expect to be taken away from Earth and sent to a place that defies everything I know, and I certainly did not expect to hear that not all the members of my family were human.
Warning: Contains small amounts of Anthro. Equestria Girls did not happen in this story.
My first fic posted here, told from a 1st person perspective. Rated Teen to begin with, this may change as more ideas develop, but I'll try my best to keep it Teen.
My take on the Human in Polygamous Equestria (HiPE) subgenre. Warning: May contain up to 5% David Eddings by volume.
It has often been said that the reason humans became the dominant species on Earth is because of their incredible adaptability - whether it be adapting to changes in the environment or changes in society. What then, is the ultimate test of man's adaptability? Is it being suddenly thrown into a completely alien society comprised of nonhuman sapients?
Join us as we watch one man, selected by the fickle winds of fate to undergo just such a crucible. Will he survive? Will he adapt to his new surroundings? Will he find friends, and perhaps more, in this strange new world?
Author's Notes: Here it is, my take on the Human in Polygamous Equestria (HiPE) subgenre. I hope you enjoy it!
This fic is rated M for mature (human-on-pony action). It is also rated AU(PE) for Alternate Universe (Polygamous Equestria), CC for Cringe Comedy, and DE for David Eddings.
