Twilight and Spike attempt to enter a building, but are unexpectedly blocked by the unapologetic forces of pedantic bureaucracy.
After years of tireless work for the good of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle is finally getting her just rewards: a hall named after her in the Royal Canterlot Library!
However she's about to find that earning the honor was a cakewalk compared to trying to actually get there to accept it.
Winner of the August 1000 Word Challenge, written around the prompt words "Denied" and "Accidental". Some slight edits were made post-contest, but the length has been preserved.
Edit: Some people have pointed out the similarity of one of the jokes to a comic made by Glanco Justicar. While this was not intentional, I like to take it as evidence that great minds think alike.
After an urgent summon from Fancy Pants, both Celestia and Luna attend Day court. However, a new precedent is set when Fancy Pants presents a male alicorn to the two princessess, one he found dumpster diving behind his house...
September 6th 2019 - Featured on the day of publishing? Damn! And we even got that little flame indicating the story is hot! Thanks so much to all of you! May 30th 2020 - got featured again! Yaaay! September 11th 2020 - featured once again! September 18th 2020 - featured again! Really?!
Celestia and you engage in various forms of debauchery.
Celestia and you have been friends with benefits for a while now. Offhand, she mentions an invisibility charm, along with a couple other quite... useful spells. Lewd hijinks ensue.
Shameless clop. I'm literally not even gonna deny it.
Cover art made by Digitaldomain123.
Number 2045528, if you're interested.
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Featured 5/9/2019, Wow, that was quick!
Also got the hot symbol. Damn, didn't realise people would be this quick to praise the sun.
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Also from now on at the top of each chapter there will be fetish warnings if there are any particularly obtrusive ones in the chapter.
Celestia and Anon go to the gym for a long, HARD workout...
For whatever reason, Celestia chose Anon to be her spotter and gym buddy. Sure, the pay is great, the hours are nice, and he gets to spend plenty of time with the glorious astral alicorn, but there's one rather large problem. The Princess of the Sun is packing plenty of heat and Anon can't keep his eyes off of it...
Kinks Include: An Amazoness Sized Alicorn, Male on Futa, Futa on Male, Oral, Anal, Size Difference, Absurdly Large Insertions, Crossdressing, Slight Emasculation, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and Plenty of Prominent Pony Princess Protein...
Two pegasi work in New York City as window washers
Cammy and Scrim are a husband-and-wife team of window washers in New York City. They’re fast and friendly, and best of all they don’t need ladders or fall arrest gear to do their jobs.
After a severe thunderstorm, a fire lookout awakes to find himself in odd forest and cut off from all contact. On the bright side, at least the fauna is friendly. Well, most of it.
Severe thunderstorms are a commonality when living in a mountain fire lookout tower; an event that comes and goes with ease. However, when a storm takes a turn for the worse and causes the resident lookout to fall unconscious, the scene that greets him on awakening is about as unsettling and unwelcome as can be. Or is it?
With his radios and cellular service cut off, Equestria's first human visitor is left to his own devices to figure out why he and his tower are now in the middle of an mysterious and dangerous forest. Well, at least the clouds still move on their own, that's a good thing, right?
Twilight has devised a new, low-energy cost spell that could replace teleportation: swapping! But she can only swap with other alicorns... hopefully that won't cause any complications or mishaps... what's the worst that could happen?
Twilight has devised a brand new spell which uses far less thaumic energy than her teleports - swapping!
By utilizing Alicorns as singularity points in the thaumic field, she can quickly and easily swap herself with any of the other princesses at a negligible energy cost! In only a mere instant, Twilight and another alicorn swap places... a fantastic way to quickly travel to Canterlot in an emergency. She immediately plans to test her spell with Celestia, swapping herself with the regent.
What she doesn't realize is that the spell seeks out the nearest alicorn to the caster...
And it just so happens that Cadence and Shining Armor are passing by Ponyville on a zeppelin cruise.
An erotic zeppelin cruise.
Uh-oh.
CONTAINS: incest / mf / bondage / large size / slight cumflation / sorta-accidental-kinda NC? / father-daughter incest in one ending
Button's Mom and Rumble's Mom decide to help introduce each other's colts to the many charms of mares.
It’s terrible! Both Button’s and Rumble’s mothers commiserate with each other about how their growing colts show no interest at all in fillies their age. They’ll never get grandchildren at this rate! What both of these colts need is for some mare to come along and open their eyes to everything they’re missing out on. But who could possibly do that? They obviously can’t do that for their own sons – that would be incest! But wait ... what if they helped each other’s colts?
Contains: Foalcon (colt on mare), impregnation, some very forward seduction techniques. Cover image by wolfjedisamuel.
Anon goes to visit the changelings' hive; unfortunately, there's some slight culture shock...
After an unfortunate encounter with Ocellus, Anon is prompted by Twilight Sparkle to visit the changelings. Sure, she may have read about the shapeshifting bug-horses, although she's never really interacted with many. After leaving Ponyville, having been seen off by her close friend, Thunderlane, she arrives at her destination and is greeted by a rather curious sentry...
Kinks Include: Interspecies, Female on Male, Male on Female, Masturbation, Vaginal, Outdoor Sex, Knotting, Creampies, Very Minor Cumflation (Cum Inflation)
Hatter's Lye made an animation inspired by this story! You can find it on MrTektite's patreon. Feel free to check it out!!! Also...Yes, Anon is a woman...
A human finds himself in Equestria where other humans - turned into one of the various native races - have been living for hundreds of years.
So, you think you know Equestria just because you watch My Little Pony? Well, I can tell you, the show barely scratched the surface. The name's Shirotora, and I'm one of many humans that call Equestria home.
Of course, where most humans find themselves in the form of a pony, griffin, minotaur or some other regular race, I happen to have the form of the servants of an ancient tyrant god that were sealed away along with their master thousands of years ago.
Yeah, that didn't go over very well with Celestia.
This is the story of my adventures in this crazy world of not-so-cartoonish ponies, along side a colorful cast of friends, including a crystal pegasus that can control fire, a dragon-pony that was locked in stone for eight hundred years, a demon blacksmith looking to get contracts with mortals, and the worlds luckiest/unluckiest mare... Oh, and the Mane 6 are in there, too.
Together, we'll figure out why the hell predators are getting more violent, and why more and more monsters are suddenly popping up everywhere.
I just hope it doesn't have anything to do with some ancient, long-banished evil coming back...
It does, doesn't it...
Dammit.
This is a complete reimagining of my first successful story, Chaotic Harmony. While it will share some characters and events with the original, this is going to be an entirely different experience.
To those of you who loved the original, I hope you love this just as much. To those who didn't, I hope you find this an improvement.
Also, to those who have been following Children of Chaos, that story will also be reworked a little as a sequel to this, not the original.
Note: While this is not a true AU, there will be some pretty major deviations from canon. There is no AU tag because all major plot points in canon still happened in this fic, though the details of how they played out may have changed, and most changes could be wedged into the show's canon. There's also a little bit of 'dark', but not too much.
Basically, this was made as if the show was the kid friendly version of what happened.
Twilight Sparkle listens to your retelling of human history in the 1930s and 40s and comes to a startling conclusion.
Staying in Twilight's Castle, you make the terrible error of flippantly calling her 'Hitler'. She demands a history lesson (for archiving purposes, of course) and you give her one that ends up being far more frustrating than you had anticipated.
Saitama seems to be surrounded by strange creatures, and stupid humans. Maybe one of the creatures are strong?
This situation, which is the product of Discord's boredom and Saitama's boredom, will turn the lives of the ponies upside down, given the sight of a super strong talking human. (A spin-off of the "Your Human and You-verse") Edited by The Watcher of all
Twilight discovers that Spike has come up with a rather unconventional response to her occasional bouts of craziness
If there was one person in all of Equestria who knew Twilight's infamous moments of insanity through and through, it was Spike. In fact, so used to these flashes of madness is he that the young dragon has managed to come up with a handy-dandy response to them, much to Twilight's surprise and slight annoyance.
With the advent of the Canterlot wedding, change is coming. Sweet Leaf is an undercover changeling love collector, wife, and co-owner to the Sweet Roast Cafe, she can only hope that change is kind.
It’s the week before the Canterlot wedding and tensions are high, even more so for the changeling love collectors. With the results of the wedding, life is going to change drastically, regardless of the outcome.
For one co-owner of the Sweet Roast Cafe, wife to a loving stallion, and undercover changeling, Sweet Leaf can only hope this change is kind.
You land in the middle of the Everfree Forest and meet a lone bat filly. You end up helping her get back home, and at the same time wondering if you'll be able to get home yourself. But would it be so bad if you couldn't?
You wake up in the middle of an unknown forest, surrounded by alien plants and animals, and a frightened bat filly. You take it upon yourself to help this filly get back to civilization, by way of miles of dangerous obstacles, bat filly antics, and the dread you'll never be able to get back home. But by the end, will you want to?
Cover art by Ravensun. Edited slightly to match Mischievous' colors.
WARNING: Contents may contain Adorable bat filly antics, Potential 'D'aww' moments, Feels
Featured 8/27/19! My first featured fic if I'm not mistaken. Thank you all so much!
Local human shows up at night, drunk. Rarity finds out why.
Rhys, the local human, is not particularly socialable. Indeed, he spends most of his time in house out towards the edge of Ponyville or else with Twilight working on how he is going to get home. He talks about home a lot.
One night, quite unexpectedly, Rarity finds him outside her door. He is very drunk.
She's annoyed by this, though less annoyed when she discovers the reason why.
When a rainy day isn’t bringing you the peace you thought it would, everyone’s favorite rainbow-haired pegasus trots in to save the day.
Rainy days can sometimes be a real downer, even if they mean you get a legitimate excuse to stay inside. But this time, the rain is bringing not just a change of atmosphere, but a change in mood. Just when you think your feelings cannot drag you down any lower, however, in trots your favorite rainbow-haired pegasus.
You expected a dull day — but instead, you got a colorful one.
