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MThe Princess and The Penis

Likes: 419 Dislikes: 67

on Fimfiction, by PRlNCESS CADENCE

MLP: FiMSexRomancePornSecond PersonHumanFlurry HeartAnon

Flurry Heart has a crush on you.

Emergency!

Princess Cadence and Shining Armor have been called away to visit the new prince in Yakyakistan at the very last minute! Luckily for them, however, you're always dependable as a foal-sitter whenever they need you. Not only that, but Flurry Heart actually requested you personally!

As you come to realize that she might have come to develop feelings for you, though, you start to wonder how deep those feelings are. Turns out they're balls deep in her vagina.

Commission for Dezmo.
Art generously drawn by Not Enough Coffee

Featured on July 6th, 2020!

EAssigned Paperwork At Birth

Likes: 613 Dislikes: 12

on Fimfiction, by Estee

MLP: FiMComedyOCCadanceShining ArmorFlurry Heart

Turns out the bureaucracy has no idea how to deal with Flurry Heart either.

First you're born, and then you're recorded in triplicate. The end of labor is the start of a very long paper trail, because nopony can exist without being documented. Sending copies of a new foal's documents to the Herdbook Registry is perfectly normal. And of course, in order to make sure there's nothing strange going on, that paperwork gets reviewed. Which is done by bureaucrats who establish absolute control inside their office while having no idea of what's happening in the actual world. So as far as they're concerned, the forms associated with somepony named 'Flurry Heart'...

Don't tell them. It's funnier if they find out on their own.

(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages. (Due to minimal story length, this was a pledge freebie.))

ECuddles III

Likes: 276 Dislikes: 2

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Biscuit

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOther

The best part of being in Equestria is cuddling ponies. During a heatwave, ponies don't want to cuddle. Creative thinking is required.

There is nothing to compare to the comfort factor of a fluffy unicorn in the wintertime. Pony body temperature is naturally higher than a human's to begin with, and then there was the fur to consider. Cami's winter coat gave her maximum fluff.

In the dog days of summer, though. . . .


With a reading by StraightToThePointStudio! (premiering 7-7)

TExcitement = Twilight * Death^2

Likes: 333 Dislikes: 5

on Fimfiction, by Needling Haystacks

MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsSuicide / Self HarmDeathComedyRandomTwilightSunset ShimmerStarlight GlimmerSci-TwiSunburst

Twilight has the ability to respawn. Naturally, she must exploit the hay out of it. For science!

Twilight has discovered that Alicorns can 'respawn' when they die. Think of the possibilities! She quickly assembles a crack team of scientists* to test the frontiers of this new power.

*IE whoever was willing to respond to a letter asking for 'suggestions of practical uses for the death of an alicorn'.

An unofficial sequel to "The Many Deaths of Twilight Sparkle".

Rated T for references to death and suicide, though in context those things don't really happen.
Featured on 7/6/2020! W00t!
And featured again on 7/20/2020!

TMistress of subtlety

Likes: 443 Dislikes: 6

on Fimfiction, by Cackling Moron

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLuna

Local deity attempts to communicate amorous intentions to receptive, oblivious human

Bill (local human) and Celestia (local horse) are very close friends. Very, very close. So close it's gratingly obvious that they both plainly want to be even closer still, but despite Celestia's best efforts Bill remains utterly incapable of grasping that this is the direction that they both want it to go in.

Her latest scheme is more direct than those before it, but can it hope to work?

TShort Hand

Likes: 623 Dislikes: 29

on Fimfiction, by Andrew Joshua Talon

MLP: FiMSexViolenceProfanityAdventureComedySlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLunaOCOtherMain 6

The myriad misadventures of a plucky human in Equestria.

A continuation of the universe established in "The Stars Revolt", and a reboot of "Hands", Andrew Shepherd is trying to live a normal life as the local Ponyville alien.

Unfortunately, he's in Equestria.

Cover art by Sipioc.

Featured?! Thank you so much!

TMy Little Human

Likes: 1182 Dislikes: 52

on Fimfiction, by Some Dickhead

MLP: FiMNarcoticsProfanityRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanTwilightRainbow DashOCAnon

Anon discovers that he's the main character of a popular TV show

Anon was rather surprised to wake up in a world of magical talking horses. He was even more surprised to discover that said horses already knew him from a TV show.

Inspired by some old prompts in the RGRE thread. Cover art by Nignogs.

MThe Coitus Contract

Likes: 401 Dislikes: 19

on Fimfiction, by Some Leech

MLP: FiMSexFetishRandomPornHumanTwilightAnon

Twilight calls on Anon for a very specific favor and, wouldn't you know it, it's not something he was really expecting...

Anon would give Twilight Sparkle the shirt off his back - if she wore clothing, that is. Ever since he arrived in Equestria, she's done everything in her power to help him out and make him comfortable. After the Princess of Friendship shares a drink with the man, she opens up and asks him for something very specific...

Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Estrus (Heat), a Particularly Lusty Mare, Implied Impregnation, Very Vocal Sex, and a Creampie

Artwork and accompanying animation by Hatter's Lye
You can find the animation on his patreon. Wubcake did the voice work.

If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE

TBeyond Me

Likes: 334 Dislikes: 34

on Fimfiction, by Boopy Doopy

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanCheerileeOCMain 6CMCsHoliday

This isn't me. I am not this pony.

This story starts just before season one

In the blink of an eye, the whole world collapsed in on me. Well, it didn't necessarily collapse. It's different though. Very different. Frighteningly different. I knew that God had a plan for me, I just didn't think it would involve being a pony.

Cover art by Hemlock conium

TThe Many Deaths of Twilight Sparkle

Likes: 488 Dislikes: 10

on Fimfiction, by Jinzou

MLP: FiMDeathDarkComedyRandomTwilightStarlight Glimmer

A story in which Twilight Sparkle proceeds to die. Several times. For science.

A story in which Twilight Sparkle proceeds to die.

Several times.

For science.


Featured July 1st, 2020!


StraightToThePointStudio did a reading. Check it out here!

TGunner in the Works

Likes: 131 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by Hyperaggressive Porridge

MLP: FiMAdventureComedySlice of LifeHumanOCMain 6

Firearm engineer gets stranded in Equestria. Chaos ensues. Eventually.

Dave Smith, an unassuming firearm engineer signs up for a lucrative job, gets dumped in Equestria instead.

How far a pair of working hands and one semi-working head will get him? Nobody knows, but it's bound to get chaotic down the line.

Cautionary tale of why you don't leave your engineers unattended in parallel dimensions.


Note: I try to do fair bit of research to make sure that what I write is in line with laws of physics and such.
However, if you see a factual mistake, don't hesitate to tell me - I'll try and fix it, unless it's a deliberate artistic embellishment on my part.

MHow To Be Your Dragon's Mate

Likes: 114 Dislikes: 11

on Fimfiction, by Dark Tail

MLP: FiMSexRomancePornHumanAlt. UniverseFluttershyRaritySpike

Rarity takes on the task of learning what it means to be Spike's mate.

Rarity finally has a lover... And its a Dragon. Now she will be learning what it means to be a Dragon's Mate. It comes with more than just a odd conversation starter.

Kinks/spoilers: Chapter 1Dragon on human action, casual nudity, light cum swallowing, cunilings, and light exhibitionism
Chapter 2 Casual nudity, skinny dipping, rough sex, filled to the brim, and mild cuddling.
Featured on 6/30/20

MThe Shy One

Likes: 91 Dislikes: 5

on Fimfiction, by Dandereshy

MLP: FiMSexRomanceSecond PersonFluttershySelf Insert

You finally gather the strength to inform a certain yellow pegasus that you possess feelings for her.

Fluttershy has always struck you as the most down-to-earth, beautiful, and angelic of ponies. No other has captured your heart like she has. But of course, she doesn't know that. In this particular encounter with the dainty, timid mare, you finally confess feelings, and things go a place you never could've dreamed.


Coverart by Pridark

TStrawbe-Retract This

Likes: 45 Dislikes: 2

on Fimfiction, by Strawberry Sunrise

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeAlt. UniverseApplejackStrawberry Sunrise

An open letter to the Foal Free Press regarding their story "Get Strawbe-Wrecked."

Now with a dramatic reading by StraightToThePointStudio! Check it out here.

TGet Strawbe-Wrecked

Likes: 184 Dislikes: 4

on Fimfiction, by GeodesicDragon

MLP: FiMViolenceComedyRainbow DashApplejackStrawberry Sunrise

A brief recollection of the series of events which took place before and after Applejack smacked Strawberry Sunrise upside the head with a stool.

SEQUEL: Strawbe-Retract This
READINGS: Get Strawbe-Wrecked | Strawbe-Rematch and Strawbe-Retract This

EJustified Fears

Likes: 202 Dislikes: 4

on Fimfiction, by Shrinky Frod

MLP: FiMComedyStarlight GlimmerOcellus

What if Twilight’s fear of ladybugs wasn’t an irrational one?

Ladybugs. Cute, harmless, helpful for protecting crops.

And a source of dread for the Princess of Friendship, all thanks to her brother’s foalhood pranks and hoaxes.

Or is that all there is to it?

Content Warning: Sleep deprived ravings of a madman

MMetamorphilia

Likes: 440 Dislikes: 16

on Fimfiction, by Anachronymph

MLP: FiMSexPornMain 6

The mane six play a game of shapeshifting truth or dare and cross a few boundaries in the process.

Twilight and her friends have held a weekly slumber party for years to keep in touch and play a game or two. After one too many rounds of the typical slumber party games, Twilight is charged with finding something new. Discord has a chaos-magic-filled solution. A game of his own creation.

Metamorphilia.


Contains: magical genderbending, species swapping, party sex, a bit of human action in later chapters, and the mane six being very conveniently thirsty for one another.

Content warnings will be updated as required with future chapters.

MIndomitable Insect

Likes: 264 Dislikes: 21

on Fimfiction, by Some Leech

MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceRandomPornAnthroHumanChrysalisAnon

Finding yourself in a strange and unsettling land, a ruthless Queen brings you to heel...

Be damned if you know how you got here, or where here even is, but that doesn't change the fact that you're now working for the biggest, baddest bug you've ever seen. Towering over you, easily the most imposing woman you've ever met, she gives you two options - unquestioningly serve her or perish.

Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Interspecies, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Domination, Submission, Size Difference, Scared Erections, and Creampies

SUPER SECRET KINKS INCLUDE: A Tsundere Bug Waifu

Artwork by KevinSano

If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE

MFriendship is...

Likes: 137 Dislikes: 13

on Fimfiction, by That Other Writing Guy

MLP: FiMSexViolenceDeathRomanceDramaSadSecond PersonHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaCadanceMain 6Anon

Friendship can be a lot of things. Both good and bad. You take them all when you have friends.

What if.....MLP didn't have happy ending.

What if.....Sombra had join force with Cozy Glow, Tirek and Chrysalis.

What if......to stop them a sacrifice had to be made.

What if......Anon was there since the beginning of it all and was dealing with the Aftermath.

Warning: Death, Trauma and Celestia shipping ahead. Also if anyone has the art work credit for this let me know.

FEATURED: 6/25/20

EThe Nemesis

Likes: 166 Dislikes: 4

on Fimfiction, by James Pwyll

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTrixieStarlight Glimmer

Starlight and Trixie have a debate concerning their relationship to Twilight

Starlight and Trixie enjoy spending time with one another, and often they will just spend entire afternoons having pleasant conversations together. One such afternoon brings just such a talk, as the two mares decide to finally settle, once and for all, the ultimate question. Who was really Twilight's arch-enemy?

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