MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeMain 6
When a virus pandemic strikes Ponyville, we learn there are some things that ponies just can’t live without.
This is a work of fiction. Please follow the suggestions of your local health authorities. And please don't grapple for toilet paper.
Featured 3/18-3/20/2020
中文译文 (Chinese Translation) by TheFlint44
Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio!
Another audio reading by Lotus Moon!
MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsComedySlice of LifeTrixieFlash Sentry
You know what's a dumb idea? Taking the crew of a stranded cruise liner and marching them through a magical horse dimension to get home.
You know what's a smart idea? Grouping everybody in pairs so that they can buddy up and look after each other during the trans-dimensional trek.
When Flash Sentry is randomly partnered with an annoying fussy magician possessing an ego the size of the magical storm that sank them, he'd almost rather stay back on the wrecked ship.
Fire EmblemMLP: FiMViolenceSlice of LifeCrossoverAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaOtherMain 6
Throughout her entire life, Lysithea von Ordelia had always been pushing herself to do as much as she could. She didn’t have the time to lay around, after all, with the shortened lifespan her two crests gave her. This shortened life caused her to forsake many things in the name of pushing herself to greater hights, including her childhood.
However, when she finally passed away, she suddenly found herself given a second chance to enjoy life. Born as the twin sister to Twilight Sparkle, Lysithea plans to use her lease on life to the fullest. In doing so, she might just be able to find out what it is to enjoy life, and maybe show young Twilight there is more to life than books in the process.
Spoilers for the Verdant Wind route.
Cover was made by Little Tigress
and apparently I'm featured... wait what?
The dread Coronavirus has emerged in Equestria. Meanwhile, Corona Sheen’s life has been rather miserable of late.
Disclaimer: This story is a comedy. Ms. Sheen’s life is not yours. Don’t take it too seriously. However, the real Coronavirus is a serious matter. Please follow the instructions of your leaders and healthcare professionals. And when in doubt, statistics don’t lie.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanCelestia
A lazy day for Celestia and the human she is for some inexplicable reason shacking up with.
What does that mean?
Means staying in bed! Means cuddling! Snuggling! And -
Oh dear.
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Somehow, this also got a reading from Straight To The Point Studios. Not sure how that happened.
MLP: FiMFetishComedyRandomSpikeTrixieStarlight Glimmer
Not right now Trixie doesn't.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeGallusSandbar
A griffon is a creature that has the head of a bird, the hindquarters of a feline, and many of the character traits of both mixed in. Some of those traits show more obviously than others, especially one side more than the other.
And guess who, as Gallus's roommate, has to put up with them?
Cover art credit goes to Evergreen-Gemdust
Featured as of 3/13/2020
MLP: FiMViolenceAdventureSadCrossoverHumanAlt. UniverseOCKing SombraCrystal PoniesRoyal Guard
After thousands of years inside a pocket dimension, the Crystal Empire returned to the Frozen North. Mere moments after a purchase at comic con, a man was sent to a magical world of mythical creatures as Skeletor. After a short amount of time, the Displaced Skeletor stumbled his way towards the Empire. What happened next? Well, only time would tell.
(I don’t own squat except for the story.)
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeFluttershyRainbow DashOC
The Wonderbolt Barracks are haunted, but not very skillfully. Which is weaker: Fluttershy’s nerve, or one sorry specter’s skills at spooking?
Brief, awkward comedy featuring fumbling characters doing their very best with the skills that they have.
This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots that I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyRandomPornOC
On his way home from visiting friends, Frigid runs across a rather peculiar unicorn at the train station. Beyond being small and painfully forward, the quirky mare displays a shameless penchant for mischief. Realizing full well that she may be trouble, but more than a little curious and amused, he goes against his better judgement and strikes up a conversation - what ensues are a series of events which lead to a misdemeanor, scandalous shenanigans, and a budding friendship.
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Stealth Sex, Size Difference, Face Fucking (Chapter 2), Squirting, Very Loud Climaxes, Creampie, and Witty Banter
Frigid Fault belongs to Cold Blight (@BlightCold on twitter)
Artwork by Cold Blight
Author's Note
This marks the beginning of new adventures for Leech. No need to be concerned, the anthro stuff isn't going to stop. Consider this series an alternate timeline or universe for her and her companions!
If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTwilightOCCozy GlowLuster Dawn
Luster Dawn is a unicorn filly enrolled at Princess Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns. After only a year, in which she displayed her exemplary use of magic and expertise at fostering friendships, it would come only as a surprise to her that Princess Twilight Sparkle would offer her the role of being her personal student. Whilst such a thing should have been an honour for the young filly, she can't help but let the stress of carrying such a title weigh heavy on her haunches.
Fortunately, her mother, who isn't the best when it comes to all things emotional, is there to lend her a hoof.
Cover Art Source
THIS WAS A COMMISSION
A big thank you to Ice Star for both commissioning and proof-reading this fic. Additional thanks to Pre-reader 63.546 for pointing out several glaring issues, all of which are now (hopefully) fixed.
Featured 11/03/2020 (03/10/2020 for Americans.) Thank you so much everybody.
Massive thanks to StraightToThePointStudios for the audio reading, which you can find [HERE]
MLP: FiMNarcoticsViolenceProfanityRomanceComedyHumanLunaAnon
Anon and Luna find themselves engaged after a night of drinking. Neither are too happy about the situation.
No clop, just shitty comedy. Cover art by NixWorld.
MLP: ComicMLP: FiMProfanityDramaHumanCelestiaLunaCadanceMain 6King Sombra
I have no idea what happened. One second, I'm sitting at my desk, working. The next second, I'm Sombra. Or rather, I'm in his body. And nobody seems to believe me about it...
Now with (amazing!) cover art by Mix Up. You can find their work here.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyHumanAlt. UniverseDoctor WhoovesDiscordMain 6ThoraxSelf Insert
You've all heard the "I died and was Displaced to Equestria" prompt. Rather than Equestria, I wound up in a Void, waiting to be shaped into a world, and with the power to do just that. After a brief conversation with someone who may or may not exist (still not sure if I was talking to myself) I decided to create Equestria, just to see what would happen. It's not turning out quite as I'd pictured, but I'm enjoying the ride.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLuna
Continued horse-based intrusion makes a man's evenings slightly more interesting and his kitchen messy.
Mostly it seems to be the fault of that one horse, but the others are still going along with it, so they're all to blame really. Not that it's easy to hold anything against them.
He is a softy, after all, and they are all rather pleasant company.
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Straight To The Point Studios did this one, too. I like this one in particular.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaDiscordAnon
After failing a math test, Anon returns home to her adoptive mother; Twilight, who attempts to teach Anon basic math. Unfortunately for her, math is harder than it appears.
Will Twilight learn a lesson?
Will Discord cause chaos?
Is Princess Celestia too fat?
Will Anon get the cake?
The answer is mostly yes.
My entry, and now the winner of the Anon Filly Contest
Featured on the day of its posting; 3/6/2020!
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanCelestiaRoyal GuardRaven Inkwell
After a rowdy party in celebration of Princess Celestia and the human Mark’s engagement, all things should be back to normal… should, being the keyword there. No running water in the castle is only the start of the downward spiral. Much love, many laughs, and too much of a good thing are about to put everypony over the edge.
Lots of talk about sex, but nothing explicit.
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Cover art is by the wonderfully talented artist Silfoe without permission, so if there are any issues feel free to yell at me to remove it!
This is a gift for none other than the wonderful Little Big Pony! I hope you enjoy it, you’ve written some amazing stories, and I hope you keep up the trend. Pre-read and edited by the amazing Pascoite and wonderfully astute Fregz.
Box of Shame, M on, top position 3/5/2020. RIP.
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeSecond PersonLunaSelf Insert
The Princess of the Night has a chat with you in your dreams.
The cover artist is Silfoe
EDIT: Featured on the same day! Thank you all so much!!
EDIT 03/08/2020: A very warm thanks to Professionalism for translating this fic into Mandarin Chinese!
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityPornCake Twins
Having grown up together, Pumpkin and Pound consider themselves not only siblings but close friends as well. Up until recently, they even shared a room with one another; however, things changed. Having to sleep apart, while having a few benefits, left the young stallion feeling rather lonely - heck, even finding a marefriend for himself didn't help! Opting to stay home one evening, letting his family go off to the school play without him, he decides to relive a few memories...
Kinks include: Futa on Male, Foalcon (Teenagers), Cucking, Incest, Oral, Anal, Size Difference, Slight Domination, Creampies, More Cucking, Emasculation, and Family Bonding
Artwork by Whydomenhavenipples
This is a promo piece for an the Cuck Art Pack! Find out more about it on the artists' twitters!
Artists twitters are: @Sanyo2100, @SoulCentinel, Doodle Dandy (No Twitter), @SugarlessPaints, @willitfit3, @Bottom_Armor, @BCkiwirenders, @Hizuldur, @Forsaken3d
If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE
MLP: FiMSexGoreNon-conFetishViolenceDeathProfanityDarkHorrorPornTwilightNightmare MoonShining ArmorTwilight VelvetNight Light
Nightmare Moon was defeated so easily... her rage merely in its infancy.
But what if she had not been confronted in time? What if she had planned her return differently?
What terrors would she have wrought upon the world of ponies, exacting her revenge for a millennium of agony and solitude?
Twilight will now experience that full fury of a vicious conquerer, at the head of a bloody march into Canterlot. The horrible crimes of war will tear into the once innocent and happy pony's life - exposing her mind and heart to the grim reality of the world.
And it will only be the beginning.
The suffering of the Night Tyrant must be repaid in kind, with a debt that has accrued over a thousand years of poignant, painful interest... and if the people and nation of Equestria cannot bear that terrible burden... it will fall upon the young unicorn Twilight to do so.
MEGA WARNING: This is a grimdark fic. It will contain death, murder, torture, non-consensual sex, and brutal punishment. Do not bother if this is not your cup of tea.
Contains: Rape / murder / love-potion mindbreak / Incest / Cock TF / Futa / Impregnation / Cum-expansion / hyper endowment
Cover art by Shinodage. He is not affiliated with the contents of the story.
All ponies in my writing live on a version of Equestria that is at the deepest part of a gravity well pit, making any pony over 100,000 years old in earth years.