A young man forced into extraordinary circumstances after an experiment gone wrong has to deal with starting a new life in a strange world plagued with talking ponies. All while forced into the body of a young foal.
Artemio Baldarich has always led a successful and entrepreneurial lifestyle. At the young age of 23 he seems to have the rest of his life planned out with his role as a computer scientist for a defense contractor in southern California.
Arty’s plans however encounter a major roadblock when a test on a missile defense system leads to him being mysteriously transported to a foreign world beyond anything he ever thought was possible.
Not only is he very disoriented, but he must also deal with the fact that all the creatures around him seem to think that he is a young child based on the body that he now inhabits. Hopefully he will be able to find a way to use his knowledge of his world to build a new life for himself and find a way home.
Edit 6/8/2017: Story was featured apparently. Never thought this would happen, especially so soon, but it’s pretty cool that it did. I’m a novice to writing and I truly hope that I can improve my writing style as I contribute more to this story. Thank you to everyone who has left feedback for me, it is much appreciated.
Edit 6/14/2017: We have an editor now! Feel free to check them out: Doctor Disco.
Edit 7/07/2017: Taming Equestria now has official cover art done by the talented Mix-up! Check out his work on Deviant Art here.
The Anomaly was a star in the Equestrian night sky that was unlike all the others in the heavens. Advances in science and magic had only deepened the mystery. Finally it was decided to send a starship to learn what they could. This is their story.
Advances in science and magic had detected the Anomaly – a star in the heavens that was unlike all the others in the night sky. Intense research had only served to deepen the mystery. Although Equus had a vibrant space program, going forty-two light years to investigate had been considered impossible until now. The Cosmic Lotus program was born, and over a hundred crew-members of multiple species were sent into the void to discover the unknown. After a journey of years, what they would find would both amaze and terrify them.
It's heat season, lyra is horny and really likes humans. Tough luck, you're the only one in Equestria. You picked the right--I mean, wrong tram.
It's the start of summer and you came out of your house, against the recommendations of your compadres. Wrong move. And then you end up picking the wrong/right (pick one) car. Also, that mare sure does love hands. Oh, right... you're the only one with hands around. Tough luck!
First chapter is pure smut, second will be all warm and fuzzy.
Tags for the first chapter: HiE, 2nd person, mare in heat wanting the hot monkey dick, near-non-consensual abduction turning okay, possessive and aggressive mare, a good amount of finger play and lots of oral play, some more sexy magic and slight cum inflation. Oh, and consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Tags for the second chapter: Who knows and the most degenerate fetish there is, a happy ending.
The CMC decide to help out a shy Feather Bang with his mare problem.
After helping Big Mac find his Special Somepony, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo are asked by the surprisingly shy Feather Bang to help him with talking to other ponies; specifically mares. True to their word, the Crusaders decide to help out the shy stallion, but Feather quickly learns their way of helping might be far different than he had in mind.
As an experiment, Twilight Sparkle worked with her counterpart and Sunset Shimmer to bring technology over to Equestria. After weeks of hard work, Twilight had set up her own computer inside her castle, ready to share it among her friends
Ever since she traveled to the human world, Twilight grew fascinated with humanity and their ability to accomplish technological advances despite having no magic. After studying modern technology for a while, she asks her counterpart and Sunset Shimmer to conduct an experiment with her. They would bring technology to Equestria, get it to work, and share it among their friends.
Update: As of May 31st, this story has begun it's reboot. As such, all previous chapters will be archived and will eventually be replaced by the reboot chapters.
As a young colt in Princess Celestia's School for gifted foals, you never had much of a chance to meet the school's namesake principal. However, when she calls you to her quarters for a private lesson, she'll teach you just how gifted you are.
Chris was eleven years old when he first arrived in Equestria. Lost, scared and confused, his future seemed uncertain. Luckily, a local family took pity on him and quickly welcomed him into their home. For seven years he's lived with them, growing up along side his new siblings. Now, as his last year of schooling draws to an end, he must start to consider what he wants to do with the rest of his life. That answer might come sooner than he thinks though, and in ways he never saw coming.
However, one things for sure: when you have six batty sisters, life will always be interesting. Especially during the confusing and stressful time that is Estrus Break.
WARNING!May contain adorable batpony-loving shenanigans and loss of hearing due to high-pitched screeching
Galaxy Hair really wants to take over the whole day/night shtick, and y'know, just make it night for like, ever. Problem is, Anon wants to sleep, but forever is a long time so, yeah. He's gonna try and do something about that. Key word, 'try'.
An accidental magnum opus. With 1000 likes. What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Thanks for letting this get featured one last last time, you fucks
4/06/2019 Jesus, guys, I just wanna sleep 11/27/2019
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You're Anon, the sole human of Equestria. You've been living there for, er... you can't really recall. A year, two maybe? Anyway, every year, from what you've gathered, there is one day. One goddamn day that really pisses you off. The 'Summer Sun Celebration' comes around every (your time) August 16th, and it is literally the longest day of the year.
You would have no problems with this—if only it didn't start at four in the fucking morning.
This year just seems to be extra against you; an evil deity that's been banished to the moon for a thousand-so years decides to come back, and boy is she a bitch.
As I've explained to LD, the rating bump from Teen to Mature wasn't exactly my call. A staff member kindly notified me of the rules regarding swearing in the long description of a Teen rated fic. There is no sex, no gore, just pure stupidity without the restraints of a T holding it back.
It was a hot summer day in Ponyville and Berry Punch and her daughter are out on the balcony and try to endure the heat. With unexpected desires rising, Berry Punch learns something about her and her daughter she never thought possible...
On a particularly hot summer day, Berry Punch and her daughter, Berry Pinch, are out on the balcony, trying to endure the heat around them. It was otherwise a normal day, but, as unexpected emotions and desires start to rise, the day becomes extraordinary and Berry Punch learns something about herself and her daughter she never thought possible...
This is a Foalcon story, please act civil in the comments. I will remove any rude comments or attacks against Foalcon fans and comments that were written to complain about the genre. If you don't like this genre, don't read this story.
A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story involving you and Celestia having some cuddly, snuggly moments together.
You are a human in Equestria, forced to work as a for-hire 'stress management consultant' (ie, cuddler) in order to make ends meet in this strange world while others search for a way for you to get home. However, you've just been assigned to your biggest job yet- 'managing the stress' of none other than Princess Celestia herself. How will you go about your job? In this Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story, you make the decisions, you are responsible for the consequences, and many possible storylines await!
It's mating season for the dragons, and a certain Dragon Lord employs Anon's services to help her sate her desires.
Featured 05/24/17
Mating season is always a difficult time for a dragon, especially when that dragon is the Dragon Lord, and especially especially when they're a female Dragon Lord. It's late in the season and most of the dragonesses have already laid their clutches, but Ember still can't find a suitor. Though she is more than ready, she can't lay until she finds a mate to fertilize her eggs. All of her male subjects are either already taken or too afraid of her, and taking them as sex slaves like former Dragon Lords just doesn't seem right. Maybe it's the ponies' influence. Thankfully Anon happens to be passing through the Dragon Lands, and he's more than happy to fill in.
As you might have guessed, this is a clopfic involving dragons and erotic egg-laying (aka oviposition). Also included for good measure: large belly (gotta have somewhere to put all those eggs), excessive pussy juice, cunnilingus, rimming, mild tail fetish, 69, tonguejob (Is that a thing? It should be a thing.), finger-blasting, anal, vaginal, creampie (anal and vaginal), cervical penetration, cum in womb, mixing of fluids Additional things found in the Even Kinkier Version: squirting, creampie eating, egg licking The Even Kinkier Version has just about everything in it that I'm into. I was having cognition problems that prevented me from writing, and I wrote this just as I began my treatment. My writing ability returned quite suddenly and completely, and as a result my product was overloaded with pent-up ideas. Luckily for you I have separated it so that you may enjoy as much or as little kink as you would like (within reason, of course). This is also the first story I have written with Anon, and I hope for it to be the last. I know that there's probably more buildup than there needs to be, especially for an Anon-in-Equestria story, but I cut it down as much as I could. I didn't want to spend the time fleshing out the main character or humans in general in-universe when I could just gloss over it and fast-forward to the action. While glossing over details isn't typically my style, I decided since egg-laying fics were so rare I didn't want to distract too much from the good stuff.
In the alternate timeline where Sombra was not stopped, a human finds himself suddenly in Sombra's body... just after the dread tyrant has conquered Equestria. Now trapped in a world where just about everyone hates him, he must try to keep up the illusion that he is the villainous conqueror, while at the same time try to win over his new subjects.
However, this will not be so simple, as the real Sombra is not quite dead... and he is most definitely not happy.
Discord turned down Tirek's offer. As a reward, Celestia grants him the Archduchy of the Everfree. Naturally, no pony expects him to take being a noble seriously and just use the Everfree as his playground. Poor fools. As if he can't do a bit of both
Discord never betrayed Equestria for Tirek, aiding in returning the magic to all the drained unicorns. As a result, Celestia deems him ready of a "small" gift: The Archduchy of the Everfree, technically making him the highest noble under the princesses.
Naturally, this shocks everypony, including Discord himself. Now of course his lands will some have some chaotic magic and strange laws in effect, but that doesn't mean he doesn't take the noble thing a little seriously. Why is anypony's guess, but it'll be entertaining to watch.
The village of Brightly, British Columbia is a small, isolated place where everyone knows everyone, with a strong sense of community. A community that starts to include colourful little ponies.
The village of Brightly, British Columbia, Canada, has a deep and storied history as a coal mining town which slowly faded as ships stopped using coal for their boilers. Nowadays it is a quiet, isolated community nestled within the forests of the Pacific coast. It's the kind of town where everyone knows everyone, and folks look out for each other. Those bonds of friendship and community are tested when some of the inhabitants begin to turn into colourful ponies with strange powers and abilities...
Welcome to my very first commissioned story. Thanks to the kind support of my patron through Patreon I am able to try my hand at a kind of story I've never written before. This story will be updated monthly for as long as my patron wishes to pursue it.
Friendship is a give-and-take relationship. Fortunately for you, Pinkie doesn't ask for much, and she has plenty to give. Maybe it's time to start giving back.
After the Crystal Kingdom was transformed into a desolate wasteland, Atlas and his friends safely arrived in Equestria. They'll have to make a new home for themselves, while Atlas tries to master the magic passed down to him by the gods.
Atlas, Discord and Starswirl have safely arrived in the newly founded Equestria. The ponies that came before them already built up quite a few flourishing cities, setting aside their differences and living together in harmony.
Close to one such newly founded town, Atlas built what he personally insists on calling a "secret lab" where he conducts research and experiments to gain a better understanding of runic magic. Assisted by his adopted son Discord and his scholarly friend Starswirl, they'll have to recreate this lost art if Atlas wants to be prepared for the foretold showdown between the greek gods. All while keeping an eye out for the events that are supposed to bring the true Equestria into existence.
This sequel story will focus mostly on Atlas' research into runes and the timeline that is known to him. Therefore I've decided to replace the adventure tag from the last story with slice of life, although there might still be some adventure-y chapters.
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Ember doesn't think ponies have anything to offer. Spike takes her to the spa to show her ponies may be able to offer more than she bargained for.
Becoming Dragon Lord has brought a wave of new responsibilities for Ember, none of which she enjoys. The first of these tasks are the formal negotiations with Equestria, which will either formalize peace between the two nations or else be the start of a deadly war. She's pretty sure it's going to be the former, but if she has to sit through another awful meeting, she may change her mind.
Spike offers her an alternative: visit the spa.
Written as a minific commission by Vilken666 on my Patreon. Fluff isn't really my genre, but I took my best crack at it anyway. This was the result. Credit for the fantastic cover goes to Zutcha, as usual.
When starlight comes to you (Anon) one day, she has a very weird request. She wants to be your 'pet'. You agree to it, unable to resist the cuteness of ponies, and it leads you to a discovery that will change your new life in Equestria, bringing you much happiness and a cure for your loneliness.
Credit goes to TheBritishPony for proofreading and editing. Also, Credit for the cover image goes to duop-qoub. Much appreciated, both of you!
