Limestone gets a little too excited to see her sister Pinkie again. Hopefully the first in a short series.
Shameless clopfic of the Pie family sisters with a chapter for each one! Something I cranked out at the behest of a friend, nothing too fluffy just raunchy futa on mare fucking. Includes: futa, incest, cervix penetration, sleeping sex, impregnation, and cumflation.
Discord makes a deal with an anonymous human. The human gets to live a good life in Equestria. And Discord? he gets to have a son of his own. Of course, his only reason is to impress Fluttershy and annoy Twilight.
Wanting to impress his best friend and bolster his own reputation. Discord takes a human from earth and changes him into a colt. But not just any human, a human who knows about the show itself. Thus begins a symbiotic relationship where Anon gets to experience life in Equestria as a young child while Discord can use him for his own plans. Of course, the information of Anon's origins are to remain a secret. And this of course, along with Anon being quite the manchild, creates all sorts of hi-jinks for both him and those around him. Though, considering his adoptive father is Discord. Chaos is all part of the course.
The story is mostly slice of life. Especially at the beginning. But as it goes on, things become more chaotic and life tumbles down into chaos for our good Anon. Everything from dealing with the queen of the changelings to even getting his own chance at soviet Glimmer. All that and more in this story.
This is a reformatted version (reformatted by ShobieShy) of the greentexted "Dadonequus Discord" written during mid season 5 by myself.
Cover Art by "Bunny". made specifically for the story
Shameless clopfic of Braeburn and Anon. Hopefully the first in a three part series.
Just a shameless M/M clopfic. Pony on Human action, just something I cranked out when I was bored. Chapter one is Braeburn and Anon Chapter two is Braeburn, Big Mac, and Anon
Involves anal, rimming, blowjobs, slight domination, as well as some cumflation in chapter two.
While trying to impress Anon with some aerobatics, Dash manages to crash into a tree. Now stuck partway with her butt on one side, Anon must extract her somehow - even if 'things' swell and get sticky!
It's been a few weeks since Anon and Rainbow became 'a thing'... and the firey blue horse just won't stop preening and showing off around Anon (while avoiding anything mushy like dates, hugs or kisses).
This finally catches up with Dash when one of her unsolicited airshows ends up with her crashing into a tree and requiring assistance from Anon in extricating herself.
Now that she is finally unable to avoid close proximity with her crush, things start to heat up quickly and it will be a delicate balance between natural lubrication, stickiness, swelling and Anon's efforts that will determine if she can get the sweet 'release' she desires.
One hundred and thirteen people find themselves standing in a dark, round room. They are neither living, nor dead. They will be offered a single choice, and they will be asked only once.
This is a story set in Iceman's Friendship Is Optimal universe, but knowledge of that work is not needed to understand this tale.
Rainbow Dash is curious about Scootaloo's family, so she asks to meet them, she gets a little bit of a surprise.
Everypony has always wondered who Scootaloo's family is including Rainbow Dash, so when she asks to meet them she is taken to meet her guardians at her home. What will happen and who is Scootaloo's family?
Done as a hypothetical situation after the recent reveal in the books.
Rainbow Dash buys a tentacle creature for a little relief but predictably, she doesn't read the instructions and ends up getting more then she bargained for.
Kink warnings. nipple fucking, ovary penetration, triple penetration and then some, infation, dubious consent, all the way through, lactation, breast growth, huge insertion, stomach bulging, and probably more. Featured! [img]https://i.imgur.com/IvaafWH.png[/img]
(note, the cover art only vaugely resembles anything that happens in the story. Done by Kinkypie) Done for an anonymous commissioner~!
Twilight goes to hell. It's actually a pretty great place.
Suddenly finding herself in hell, Twilight is presented with one fact: for the rest of eternity, she's stuck in a library holding every book possible. She's expected to organize them and is allowed to read them.
My name is Adam and I love the MLP. One day I found myself in a very strange and unbelievable situation. I met with an imaginary pony character, who was one of my mind's creations.
Daffy. This is her name. Thanks to the MLP series I drew an OC, who is alive now. She is a giant imaginary pony, who tries to be my friend. And of course I wanna be her friend too, because I created her and gave her personality.
FEATURED: 26/11/2018. HiE, parody of the whole "We make ponies feel good". crackfic with plot. Buck is a human soldier that finds himself in Equestria and to survive he uses his only skill outside killing: Massages, and those work great on ponies!
FEATURED: 10/11/2017 FEATURED: 26/11/2018 I have always been very attracted to the “Humanity, Fuck Yeah!” threads online and I wanted to try making one story on that level about a Human in the MLP Universe. Crack story Strong terms and Themes (you’ll see in the first chapter already) Human in Equestria. The plot is simple: We have fingers, they have hooves...Would that make Humans WAY better than ponies in giving massages then? Here they do, and the Human MC gives “Heavenly good ones” for reasons (his mother always suffered of back pains, he learned to give massages since he was a kid because professionals costed too much and once reached thirty-five years of age he had long become a ‘Master’.)
The crack part of the story is...Those massages feel TOO GOOD, LUDICROUSLY GOOD! So much that even the most rotten Bad Guys actually add divergences on their EEEEEEEVIL! Plans just to make sure the Human massages also fall in their possession, everybody want those fingers to work their magic on their backs, EVERYBODY!
...Everybody but Princess Luna asshe won’t be fooled! It is clear that the Human massages are hiding some EVIL CORRUPTING MAGIC! (She is an expert after all!) so she won’t be Corrupted by those vile tricks! NEVER!
Pretty much a Silly 'Tinfoil-hat’ Luna fighting against a conspiracy only she can see.
NO, IT’S NOT BASHING! Just some randomness thrown in.
Why is all this happening? Easy...The secret it’s all in the hands.
Everypony copes differently. Tempest Shadow does so with a strapon. Not in the way you might expect, though.
Tempest Shadow has a lot to deal with. Training the legions of Equestria to resist future threats, working with her annoyingly alluring escort, Rainbow Dash, plus her lack of a horn all adds up to nothing but stress. How does she cope with it all?
The same way that many mares do: she uses a strap-on, but not in the way one would think.
You visit the dentist like the good human you are for a routine check-up. A check-up that is in no way sexual or has anything to do with a particular infatuation with a mare with minty fresh hair.
A second person Anon x Colgate story.
Contains: hoofjobs, thighjobs, anal and a terrible display of knowledge in the field of dentistry
I have no idea who the artist of the pic is, so I couldn't tell you if I tried.
How things actually would have gone down during the invasion of Canterlot.
A more realistic take on the opening events of the MLP movie, where the entire cast is NOT hit by plot mandated incompetence. It is, as expected, significantly shorter.
(Minor spoilers for first 15 minutes of the MLP movie, but 90% consisting of what would already be known from the trailers.)
Twilight speaks to Tempest after their most recent adventure
Equestria is saved again, and, as usual, a party is thrown to celebrate. But, while singers sing and dancers dance, Twilight, the Princess of Friendship, realises that there's somepony here who has a few things to say to her, and that she has a few things to say to her too.
Warning: This story will contain spoilers for the MLP movie.
Tempest finds redemption with the strangest of individuals.
Tempest Shadow thought she had the world figured out. Her experience in Canterlot proved that she did not. Now lost, confused, and with her actions weighing heavily upon her mind, Tempest returns to the place where her journey began all those years ago in the hopes of finding meaning in her life once more.
However, while her home might be the same as she remembers it, there is a new resident there the likes of which she has never seen before. One who might even be able to drive away the dark clouds hanging over Tempest's head and heart.
After all, it might be time for her to take her own advice and open up her eyes.