"Equinophobia is a psychological fear of horses" Sometimes you're lucky, and sometimes you're unlucky. Ryan finds herself the latter as she ends up in a world of sunshine, rainbows, and pure horror.
A story of an out-of-place person learning to adapt to their new environment.
Alternate Universe tag for lack of or changes in Equestria Girls elements and the Crystal Empire's history.
Written as the A-side to A Chromatic Scale. The stories are not related otherwise and can be read separately.
Twilight Sparkle finds herself alone during an estrus cycle and a disguised changeling is her only source for relief.
Most mares hate being in heat. Only those looking to have kids enjoy this time but for ponies like Twilight, it's just another annoyance that life throws at her. Horny and frustrated that no males can service her in her time of need, Twilight has no choice but to venture out and look for that one lucky male that will have to help her. Sadly the only able male she finds is a disguised changeling that harbors little respect for her. Thankfully though, the changeling is a certain breed that can't get her pregnant and with that bit of knowledge in her head, Twilight discovers that a changeling is just as fine as a stallion would be.
Scootaloo and a nameless classmate have sex on school grounds at night
School sucks. Most ponies know this and most ponies dread going back to school at the end of summer. Of course for some, school is simply a place where being adventurous with sexual partners can be rewarding and kinky. For one certain mare named Scootaloo, along with one of her classmates, both ponies decide to get down and dirty on school property.
The circle of life, as with every circle it is endless, but that doesn't mean there can't be changes in it, such is life, always changing. And Babs from a very early point felt that way. Different. (Not a lion king crossover.)
Babs seed, a young transcolt (FtM in human terms) remembers his story, as he walks through the pathways of his foalhood. His memories bring on a realization. One that is simply obvious, in hindsight.
What do you get when Dashie likes your books? You get paid under the table of course!
Today seems like a perfect day to sell your books! Nothing out of the ordinary could ever happen.
Oh wait, you are in magical horse land, of course something is going to happen. Your no-strings-attached buddy Rainbow Dash might have something to do with it too.
Proof-read by Zephyr. Thanks for putting up with my writing!
Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force. A parody of Five Nights at Freddies the
Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force.
Note: A parody many horror games, including Five Nights at Freddies and SCP Containment Breach.
Lyra discovers a cell phone that has ended up in Equestria. To her surprise, it can send messages to humans!
Lyra Heartstrings has always known that humans exist, even if none of the other ponies in her life have ever appreciated that fact. But aside from a few enigmatic ancient prophecies and a popular fantasy series, there haven't ever really been any authoritative sources on what humans were really like. Years of discouragement begin to take their toll on Lyra's faith in the strange and wondrous beings with their strange limbs and ways of sitting.
Until one day, when Lyra finds a strange device on the ground outside Ponyville, and it starts talking to her with short messages printed on its tiny screen. So instead of search for the device's proper owner, Lyra takes it home, hoping for the chance to talk to a real human.
Takes place ostensibly in the universe of My Little Apprentice, though very little connection with that story is expected. Familiarity with that story and its sequel are neither expected nor required.
Waking up as a voice in someone's head is not the worst fate I have experienced while traveling between worlds, but it is definitely one of the strangest.
There is an old chinese blessing, "May you live in interesting times." It is also considered a curse. I guess it all depends on what you consider "interesting." Hopping from world to world, always trapped in the body of a local resident, certainly is interesting. The fact that every world seems to be drawn from some story, movie or trope, even more so. But when I wake up as an extra voice in the already crowded head of a pony from a cartoon show? Now that's just plain weird.
All I want to do is go home, but this cursed coin around my neck wont let me. Even in death, there is no release from my curse.
A mysterious predator haunts the White Tail Woods... one that is deadly, terrifying, and...nice?
This is the first book of The Humanity Within Trilogy. Its sequel is What I've Done.
I wasn't always like this, a monster, running through the woods on an alien planet. I was once a man. I had dreams, a girlfriend, and a great job. Then They came. In the middle of the night, They scooped me from my home, and... changed me.
Now I'm a beast, a demon the like of which the world I've become stranded on has never seen before, scraping by on the fringes of society, hiding from the natives, and doing my best to avoid notice.
After all, who could ever be friends with a monster?
Twilight was reading a book. So why is someone knocking on her window at this hour?
Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash has been so horrendously busy with the recent coming of Autumn that she hasn't had any time for her friends. Would a late night visit really be all that bad?
A short friend-shipping one-shot for the fun of it. Please note that this is set during Season 2, and is not technically Romance Shipping, but Platonic Friendshipping.
The highly possessive Mane-iac consummates her love with her childhood friend and lover Aaron.
My name is Luxurious Locks, or Luxi for short. But now people know me as the Mane-iac. The accident changed me, but my feelings for my beloved Aaron haven't changed. I've been looking for him for a month, and now I've finally found him.
After a rather turbulent confession, that involved one of the Power Ponies of all ponies, we're finally alone with each other, and there's only one thing left to do: Make our first night together so memorable that he'll never even consider leaving my side again. Because he belongs to ME!
Involves: Clop, Tentacle Hair (Duh!)
Commission for Sketchy Changeling, based on his story Found You! (It is strongly recommended that you read it before this one.) Thanks for your support!
"Dear Princess Celestia, as your (former) most faithful student, I feel I have to warn you that this is probably a trap. Chrysalis cannot possibly be serious about this. Why would anyone, much less her, want to shoot a documentary on us?"
Chrysalis, queen of all the changeling hives and infinitely cunning architect of their plans to conquer Equestria, has a problem: She knows diddly-squat about ponies. But Chrysalis is cleverer than most—or all—changelings, and she's already devised a brilliant solution to this trifling issue: Make a movie about them.
Desperate for a good night’s sleep, Rose tries to soothe her soul with a little late-night gardening, only to find that her unusual houseguest is also having trouble sleeping. That, and he’s holding a noose.
Roseluck's been having a lot of trouble sleeping lately. Everytime she's about to fall asleep, an overwhelming sense of loneliness swoops in and snatches it away.
The fact that she's looking after a creature from the stars doesn't help.
With nothing better to do, Rose heads out to her greenhouse for a little late-night gardening, hoping that a little time with her beloved flowers will help her fall asleep. As she works in the greenhouse, she sees her unusual houseguest is also having trouble sleeping. That, and he's holding a noose...
Special thanks to TheMarvelousMrM for proofreading and editing. I couldn't have done it without him!
Another special thanks to the Finnish indie band Poets of the Fall for the two songs that inspired this fic. Look 'em up, why don't 'ya?
Princess Celestia was quite clearly overworked lately. Twilight just had to find a way to help. Unfortunately, the only answer she found was a bit odd.
Twilight looked over to her dear mentor, Princess Celestia, and found she had once again fallen asleep mid-lesson. Her intense debate on awakening the princess was cut short when the decision was taken out of her hooves.
“Huh? Oh. Twilight, I am so sorry for falling asleep again. I think we need to reschedule this for tomorrow morning.”
Twilight nodded. After all, Princess Celestia was obviously overworked. If only there was something she could do to help.
Scootaloo and a human screw. Mainly due to a badly-made brew.
Scootaloo is at Nick's place for the weekend. But she has a little secret that she hasn't told Nick. For the past few weeks, the poor little filly has been been having trouble with a certain 'need' brought on by a failed potion of Applebloom's.
She's quite certain on how to solve her problem, and Nick is going to be the one to (reluctantly) help.
This story obviously contains foalcon!. Come into my comment section bitching about foalcon and be met with a swift block.
After a day of work in Rose's flowerbeds, Sam winds up spending the night.
It didn't take a genius to figure out that that perfume wasn't my own, nor did it take any real effort to locate the source of both of my issues: there was a pony asleep on my arm.
I assume she was asleep, anyway. She was breathing slowly and shallowly, which was quite easy to ascertain, as my right arm was draped across her.
I don't know what vile force decided to dump me on this planet without the courtesy of letting me change out of my PJs, but he/she/it had less than benevolent intentions. I came to that conclusion the moment I woke up next next to an irritable, jumbo-sized bird of prey by the name of Gilda.
The good news is that human doesn't seem to be on the local diet, Gilda's family are far more docile than her, and there may just be a shot at seeing Earth again if this world's magic is to be trusted.
The bad? Said chance at getting home is far too interested in picking my brains apart or otherwise using me up for comfort. Then there’s the small matter of the many crushing, stabbing, and get-blown-to-bits, hazards associated with a world full of mythical creatures. Oh, did I mention that I was allergic to the natives?
Seriously, if this is the cosmos' idea of entertainment, something's gone terribly wrong.
Disclaimer: Not a real-life religion, so there's no need to get all up in arms over a fic with the 'comedy' tag.
Post-Conversion Earth is a calm, peaceful place. However, it lacks the certain kind of chaos that only religion can bring. Enter a single, fanatical human from space to dish out his own kind of conversion.
Religion is coming to Equestria, brought by a single, oblivious, fanatic. On a divine mission from his God (at least that's what he thinks), this lone human will not rest until he saves the souls of all. With zeal in his heart, a holy tome in his hands and unyielding faith, he shall bring the true meaning of conversion back to Equestria.
Whether the ponies like it or not.
So grab your prayer beads, strap on your finest missionary boots and prepare for a preachin' you won't forget.
Arse-covering: 1. I'm not taking any shots at religion here, it's a shame that I have to point that out but better safe than sorry. 2. Any references to actual religion is purely for comedic purposes. 3. Not a hate-fic, I just can't resist the pun. 4. Disregarding the above points is considered heresy, and punishable by eternal damnation.
Anonymous leaves Ponyville to pursue a quiet office job in Manehattan. While he finds the possibility of new love in his future, he finds that his past from Ponyville isn't willing to give him up so easily. Some mares just don't know when to stop.
Who will Anon choose? His past life, Fluttershy? The mysterious Autumn? Or, perhaps the troubled Mulberry?
