Theo knew arctic research was dangerous. He didn't know those dangers involved getting sucked into other worlds, changing into a bird, and having to somehow find a way home. Turns out it was more dangerous than he thought.
Theodor Pichler knew joining the Barrow Observatory's winter crew would be a difficult position. He thought he knew the danger--freezing temperatures, gale-force winds, and terribly spotty broadband coverage. What he didn't expect was for an experimental new telescope array to interact with an unusual storm and send him screaming helplessly into the sky.
Instead of falling to his death, Theo landed in an alien world, populated by colorful horses he can't understand. What's worse: the body he landed in isn't his own, and he's not sure anything is where it should be. Having wings might be cool if he didn't have to be naked all the time...
With limited supplies and no help from the Observatory, Theo has to somehow navigate this new land, making new friends and encountering terrible dangers along the way. It will take all his cleverness, and a healthy dose of luck, if he's ever to be human again.
This story was a commission for Lucky Ray on my Patreon. Feel free to PM me if you'd like one of your own. It was edited by Two Bit and Sparktail. Coverart by FoxHatArt. Where chapters have art, it was done by Jasper.
Celestia somehow becomes a public sex icon along the way.
Original art by Selenophile. Photo edited by Princess Celestia using Snapchat.
Original cover art is unfortunately the dead as it was deemed inappropriate for the site, but on a totally unrelated topic I have a Discord server where the original cover art isn't saved. Join by clicking here!
Harry Potter never wanted a pony, let alone dozens of them. Sometimes, life gives us what we need instead of what we want.
Harry Potter was no stranger to problems, although his always seemed to be far larger than other young wizards his age. After all, Voldemort had tried to kill him as a baby, and twice during his first two years at Hogwarts. Hopefully, his third year in school would be easier, although he first needed to survive his summer with his aunt and uncle.
Between a hectic schedule of daytime chores and nights spent trying frantically to keep up on an ever-increasing pile of holiday work, he was working himself into a frazzle, and that was before finding out that his Aunt Marge was coming to visit. To top it off, an accident has just left him with a tiny purple problem he had never expected: a toy-sized unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
His problems have just begun. And they will continue to multiply.
The First Avenger discovers an adorable explosive infant in one of Hydra's hidden labs and decides to raise him as his own.
Captain Steve Rodgers was on his way to becoming America's greatest hero. Throughout the course of the second World War, he has been working his way across Europe, the Mediterranean, and Northern Africa, destroying every last Hydra base created by his dark counterpart: Johann Schmitt. More infamously known as The Red Skull.
Until one day, he discovers an adorable explosive package in one of Hydra's labs that will change the course of his life in the war and his life in the future forever.
For the first time in his life, he will have something more precious than his country to fight for...
(Inspired by Tatsurou's PWNY-verse fan fiction series)
(cover art by Khunis Genie Pony)
(This fan fic is dedicated to Josh Scorcher, AKA Commander Firebrand and The Fiery Joker on Youtube, who is the subject of this fic)
(Because of some confusion people have had, this story takes place during the events of the movie Captain America: The First Avenger and the game Captain America: Super Soldier)
I appreciate anyone who provides me with editing, proofreading, or grammar tips that might help my story.
Major edits: 1/29/20
UPDATE: I am revamping 12 chapters to clean up the flow of the story and removing a plot element.
Scootaloo tries a potion to help her wing problem. Unfortunately, it causes a much bigger issue...
In a desperate bid to grow her wings, Scootaloo throws together an elixir to remedy her flying issue. A sprinkle of this, a pinch of that, and maybe just a dusting of poison joke. Sure, she may not have followed Zecora's instructions perfectly, but what could go wrong? Sadly, much to the filly's chagrin, several things did go wrong, and Scootaloo was left to desperately conceal her mistake from her idol...
Kinks include: Female on Futa, Futa on Female, Oral, Face Sitting, Size Difference, Squirting, Large Insertions, Enormous Amounts of Ejaculate
Extra Lewd Kinks Include: In Soviet Russia Equestria, Chicken Stuffs You!!
Artwork by June34rd
Author's Note: Scoot's age is kinda kept nebulous. Like, as I was writing this, I sorta envisioned her being older, kinda like a high school school of friendship student. Thus, there's no foalcon tag.
Luna takes her job very seriously. When she hears there's a human having difficulty sleeping, she decides to share a bed with him until he feels safe and happy again.
Totally not an April Fools story. Non consensual nose-booping is serious business.
Fluttershy is betrayed by one she trusted the most, violated in a heinous act of non-consensual nose-booping. Enough edginess to cut a bitch ensues. Clearly the most horrifying story I have ever written; I can only pray it doesn't get me banned forever.
Contains: non-consensual belly rubs, non-consensual booping, non-consensual brushie brushie, non-consensual cuddling, paper-thin disguises, hood autism, ruined for marriage, edgy enough to cut a bitch, pregnancy does not work that way, law does not work that way, nothing works that way and I have no idea what's going on, april fools/foals
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Hell has an infinite library. Twilight wants to use that library. There goes the neighborhood. Yep, right out the door, and it’s taking the couch with it.
Once upon a time, Twilight went to hell. It wasn’t that bad. It was pretty great, actually. It had a library! A big one. Like, bigger-than-the-universe big. But then Twilight went and got herself kicked out of hell, and now she’s depressed.
There’s only one logical solution: with Starlight’s reluctant help, Twilight is going to break into hell and invade its library. Oh, it’ll be tricky — trying to find one specific location in an infinite dimension tends to be a bit hard — but the infinite knowledge it’ll provide is too good to pass up. Twilight will find that library if it kills her (which, since this is hell, isn’t the worst thing ever in the grand scheme of things).
There is absolutely no way this can possibly go wrong.
After being inexplicably portaled into Equestria, Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle try to figure out what the hell to do with you. Apparently, they knew this was bound to happen ... eventually.
After being inexplicably portaled into Equestria, Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle try to figure out what the hell to do with you. Apparently, they knew this was bound to happen.
What's the deal with Horn Licking? Twilight explains, though she likely would rather like not to.
When Twilight comes to pay Anon one of her regular visits Anon asks a question that turns the usually calm and pleasant visits awkward and embarrassing. The question being about Horn Licking,
This has suggestive content/humor and may not be suitable for all humans and/ or ponies. please read responsibly.
It's Applejack's and Fluttershy's first anniversary as a couple. Twilight Sparkle wasn't aware they were even dating. How?
Applejack and Fluttershy are going out on a date to celebrate the anniversary of them being a couple. This surprises Twilight Sparkle greatly. Not because she can't believe it's already been a year since such a clearly important event in the life of two of her best friends, but by the fact that she didn't even know they were dating to begin with. How could she have missed that? Surely her other friends will have the answer, right?
Sunburst is invited for a week long therapy retreat. It's an all expenses paid trip, so what does he have to lose, right?
Sunburst has never really given much thought to bedroom matters, considering how engrossed with his studies he always is. That was, until he noticed an interesting ad in the newspaper. Apparently, there was a clinic opening in the Crystal Empire, one which guaranteed to help stallions with their love life. The best part was, besides being a free affair, he'd be compensated if the treatment didn't work! Intrigued, and willing to give himself a break from his duties, he goes to see what it's all about. What's the worst that could happen...
Kinks Include: Feminization, Crossdressing, Male on Male, Oral, Anal, Rimming, Lewd Sex Machines, a Penchant for Anal, Mechanized Buggery, and Amorous Automatons
Artwork by Saurian
Props to Zippy for crushing my soul helping with edits
You've been working for the Apple family for quite some time now, and you didn't know why... not until this very day... stupid sexy Big Mac. (Femanon x Big Mac)
Equestria, if you were brutally honest, lost its lustre quite quickly after you got used to it. Your naturally misanthropic demeanour eventually applied to the ponies and their cuddly pedantic faces, and you needed a place far from, well, everybody else. You found your splendid isolation in the form of a farm not too far from civilisation, one belonging to the Apple family, and after several months of working for them, you realised something Big.
Fetishes/Kinks: (Femanon)Female x Male, large genitals and by extention, large insertion, a small degree of cock worship and awe, a dash of cumflation, and a tincture of must/smell, and extreme shyness from all parties involved.
Art by: Nobby And even though I didn't ask them to, a sincere thank you to Exuno for some light proofreading.
I needed to get back into my groove. So I wrote something new to me. An anon story. A fem anon story. (I'm sure this'll appeal to the main demographic of this website.) This was that thing. Sorry for my absence. I will try to finish all my incomplete things and then go onto new and exciting stories. Ciao. Also, if you have a request, just consult my latest blogpost. One per person, for the time being.
Twilight, after moving into Ponyville, becomes curious about her new home
Nightmare Moon has been defeated, and Twilight Sparkle has chosen to continue to live in Ponyville. But such a move requires all her belongings from Canterlot to be brought over, so one day, all of her new friends help her out with them. As she gets settled in, however, she starts to become curious about the Golden Oak Library.
Specifically, she wonders if she's the first pony to live there.
Your foster brother, Button Mash, has just made a bad brotherly relationship worse by fucking your girl, and on your bed! Looks like the only way to get even is to level up, namely by banging his mom.
You're the adopted brother of Button Mash and son of Creamy Heart. While you get along really well—almost too well—with your foster mother, Button, her biological son, is always quick to remind you that you aren't a real part of HIS family.
Needless to say, he's an asshole, and today, he took things WAY too far by fucking your girl, Sweetie Belle, and on your bed to boot! You want revenge, and what better way than upgrading to a mare that he could never have, and that he'd never forgive you for taking? That's right, it's time to seduce and fuck Creamy Heart. Good luck.
Edited by the wonderful incest savant Grimm, who has been an immeasurable help in bringing this story to fruition!
Princess Cadence adopted a changeling, and now little Cheval is Flurry Heart's younger sister. As old enemies resurface, their sisterly love may be all that can save the Crystal Empire.
Princess Cadence adopted a changeling, and now little Cheval is Flurry Heart's younger sister. As old enemies resurface, their sisterly love may be all that can save the Crystal Empire.
Twilight is looking to hire guards for her castle. Derpy is looking for a new job. Lightning Dust is trying to find a way forward after her falling out with the Wonderbolts, and Flare Warden is just trying to get a position far far away from her brother.
Immense thanks to Fylifa for countless hours of editing and proofreading. Cover art by Anchorxx
Sorry for my absence. I will try to finish all my incomplete things and then go onto new and exciting stories. Ciao. Also, if you have a request, just consult my latest blogpost. One per person, for the time being. 
