Lying asleep, a disembodied voice floats its way into your waking dreams. Fluttershy, your girlfriend, is speaking.
You've been going through a tough time lately. Every day you come home exhausted and hurt, and your mind is at its all-time limit. The only recluse you have is in Fluttershy, your loving, caring girlfriend.
During a restless sleeping fit one night, you're aware of her voicing her true feelings to you.
Approved and favorited by the great and revered Humanity. That's the highest honor I can imagine!
After his 'encounter' with Princess Celestia in the throne room, Anon's life had come to a bit of a lull. That quickly revolves itself after a misunderstanding and a timberwolf attack leads him back to Canterlot. Shenanigans ensue.
Several months after his 'encounter' with Princess Celestia in the throne room, Anon's life had come to a bit of a lull. He was content in his solitude and was enjoying spending his days doing... not much at all. And occasionally abusing boops to get his way, but that's less important.
When he comes to realize the difference between solitude and loneliness, he sets out to fix it.
After getting shipped off to Canterlot due to some slight misunderstandings and slight timberwolf attacks, there's a tab bit more to deal with than he'd expect.
Like Princess Luna. And rebuilding bridges with Twilight. And Princess Celestia's odd behaviour.
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Previously featured multiple times- I can't put how thankful I am for that. I'm glad you folks enjoy my silly stories.
Princess Twilight Sparkle wakes up one night to find Trixie Lulamoon has... turned evil? Nope. But that might have been simpler. Twilight never thought the night would come where she'd debate the very nature of existence itself with Trixie!
Local human returns to Ponyville to find Twilight has a new student
After spending a few years away from Ponyville, Jake returns to visit the first seven friends he had made in Equestria. When he arrives, he finds much has changed, including that Twilight now has a castle and a personal student. After bonding with said student, he also learns of a deep secret of Twilight’s he had never expected.
Another ancient villain of old appears in Equestria after his 1000 year imprisonment and Twilight is angry because of it! Not at the bad guy, but at Celestia for failing to mentioning ANOTHER powerful, sealed away villain that managed to escape.
Another super villain appears in Equestria! A former villain that was sealed away by Celestia and her sister, Luna, over a 1000 years ago (again). But now he is free and causing a rampage throughout the world! Now it is up to Twilight and her friends to stop him! But first, Twilight has to give Celestia a piece of her mind by withholding information about ANOTHER sealed away villain that escaped because of moronic reasons. Seriously, this is like what? The sixth one?!
Started Writing this in early 2017 but never finished due to reasons, so it takes place before season 7.
Scarlett Blade and Sektiss critique poorly written fanfiction, lamenting the nonsensical nature of clop...
Scarlett Blade and Sektiss, a pair of aspiring voice actresses, have an...interesting hobby. Simply put, they narrate salacious, often shoddily written, fanfiction for listeners on the internet. On this particular day, Scarlett stumbles across a particularly abhorrent piece of literature. Why, it's almost as if the author knows nothing whatsoever about sex! Grieving the lack of competently well written licentious literature, things take a lewd turn...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Size Difference (Borderline Hyper), Consensual Asphyxiation (Choking via a Scarf), Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and Unconscionable Amounts of Dickmare Jism
Epilogue Kinks: Autofellatio (Self-Suck), Dirty Talk, and a Free After-Dinner Snack
EXTRA LEWD KINKS INCLUDE:Poorly Narrated Stories and Fan Service...JK, I love 'em both.
Mad Props to Scarlett Blade and Sektiss. They do amazing things and this story was a collab with them.
Sunset Shimmer misses home. More specifically, she misses stallions. Since she can’t just step through the mirror to Equestria and demand horse dick, she’s been dealing with it for a while on her own. It becomes even worse after becoming friends with Applejack, since Sunset can’t visit her ranch without staring at the horses there, and one in particular, a hot black stallion aptly named Cherry Popper.
After finding out that Fluttershy has a particular fetish, Sunset goes to her for advice. She’s delighted to learn that Applejack already allows Fluttershy to play with her horses, so maybe Sunset has a shot at Cherry Popper after all. Time for a girls night out at the barn.
Image can be found by searching derpibooru.org for artist:zwitterkitsune, homedick shimmer. Chapter one is mostly humorous build-up so for those that just want clop, you can skip to the second chapter.
Contains anal, analingus, ball slurping, bestiality, blow jobs, bukkake, bulges, creampies, cum gargling, cunnilingus, excess cum, homedick shimmer, horse-cock induced psychosis, improbable stretching, lesbian between icky humans, oral, overly long female orgasm, size difference, snowballing, sunshyne shipping, things one might regret in the morning, triple penetration, unhealthy obsession with horse cock, vaginal, videotaping
Thanks to you, all the residents in Ponyville come together to listen to live dramas through mystical machines known as the 'radio', created by Doctor Whooves, on a weekly basis.
You are Anon.
And you sense things are gonna be a massive clusterbuck with the marshmallow pony in charge...
After over a thousand years without any use whatsoever, Luna's vagina has grown shut. Now, she needs to find a way to return it to its former glory.
Luna never would have suspected that an Alicorn's vagina could grow shut if it wasn't used at least once every thousand years or so. But now that it's somehow happened to her, she needs to find a way to make her nether bits "holey" again. She might even need someone to lend a hoof... or more accurately, a hand!
WARNING!:Contains dildos, fingering, fisting, pain, gross sexual humor, non-sexy sexual activity, and for the second part only, the name anon.
Written, with love, for NeighratorPony. I warned you I'd do this.
You're hanging out at your friend Bacon Sizzle's house to sleep over for the night when he suddenly gets called into work. He can't leave his kid sister alone, though, which means you're in charge. What could go wrong?
You and Bacon Sizzle have been friends pretty much since high school, especially since he seemed to be the only one who didn't judge you for having hands (except for this one weird green unicorn, but she's not important). The two of you hang out all the time, and this time, he invites you over to his place so that the two of you can have a sleepover, but almost as soon as it gets started, his boss calls him into work at the last second.
He can't leave his kid sister all alone, though, and he doesn't want to ruin the sleepover. Then, he comes up with the perfect idea: why not just have you watch his little sister until he gets back? It seems simple enough. You've never babysat before, but she seems like a good kid. She'll probably just watch cartoons all night anyway... right? Why is she winking at you?
Starstruck at seeing their idol, the Barrel twins get a little worked up. When they finally get some alone time to let off some steam, they assumed they were alone...
The barrel Twins start the new school year at Hope Hollow Junior High. And one of the courses the two are both in is pretty interesting, or at least Pickle Barrel believes so.
Pickle and Barley Barrel, otherwise known as the Barrel Twins, start their new school year with an interesting subject, to begin with. As they dive deep into the course, Pickle Barrel notices Barley Barrel acting weird. Little does he know, she knows more than what he thinks.
Fishing on the dock at a secluded lake is the perfect way to spend a weekend. At least until the pegasi arrive.
There’s nothing better than a weekend, a time when you can relax and unwind in the solitude of a dock with nothing to think of but your fishing pole and earthworms for bait.
Apparently, she possesses the auspicious accolade of having the most lewds of any fictional character. For once, Twilight was not pleased to learn something.
A foal abandoned for his own good. It is found by two ponies who never knew what they were in for. What could possibly happen?
Willow and Shield led a rather normal life, nothing out of the ordinary. Until one night, strange sounds wake them out of their slumber. What are they to do with the young foal they have found?
After having a few drinks with her roommate, Thunderlane, questions of human and horse anatomy come up.
Anon, having spent a few months in Equestria, is starting to acclimate rather nicely. She's gotten a job with Roseluck, started making friends, and gets along swimmingly with her roommate, Thunderlane. After sharing a few drinks with the Wonderbolt, a curious topic arises; what exactly are the finer differences between humans and equines...
Kinks Include: Interspecies, Female on Male, Male on Female, Body Exploration, Oral, Vaginal, Creampies, Very Light Cumflation (Cum Inflation)
To preemptively address a few concerns A) No, they're not shit-faced drunk. They're only lightly buzzed B) Yes, Anon is a woman
Night Light works as a priest in Celestia's church, taking confessions. The booth also has a gloryhole, because he's hardly the most pious himself. His daughter's a nymphomaniac, and comes to confess her sins to her father...
Will her unwitting father bathe her in holy water?
After accidentally learning that every single Bearer now has their name associated with a sexual act, Twilight goes on a desperate quest to A. make everypony stop and B. incidentally, which ones?
It's not unusual for a pony's name to become associated with an activity: the very nature of Equestrian appellations just about guarantees that anypony who's truly famous for their deeds might wind up in the history books and dictionary. So in that sense, Twilight probably should have expected Ponyville's population to start using the Bearers' names as shorthoof descriptions.
She just wasn't expecting anypony to be using them to describe sex. She'd also really like them to stop. And she's just a little curious about which sexual acts are involved...
After confronting her evil compatriots for making far too much noise, Chrysalis is annoyed by Cozy Glow's antics. She accuses the filly of being a useless villain... a notion that the pegasus decides to disabuse the queen of - with Tirek's help.
Set after the episode Frenemies.
Chrysalis is annoyed by her evil 'frenemies'. The brawny centaur and the bratty little pegasus had been far too loud for her liking - the pair are always chatting and working out together. Not only does this prevent Chrysalis from enjoying her usual solo scheming time, but they are also acting dangerously friendly - something that could result in the two being infected by the Magic of Friendship.
Chrysalis confronts Tirek about why he even tolerates the annoying and precocious filly - her only real 'skills' included: ...being small.
But quickly, the changeling queen is confronted by Cozy, who is sure that she can prove her worth to the chitinous overlord. The pink pegasus challenges the queen to a wager - one that will involve Tirek as well...
Can she slake the changeling's love thirst?
Yes!
A big thanks to Freglz for some fantastic proofing and editing... check out his stuff!
Based on the NSFW gif by nonny on DB: derpi booru.org/2069217
Warning! Contains: foalcon / MF / FF All characters in my stories are ten million years old or older in Earth years
