Scootaloo and a human screw. Mainly due to a badly-made brew.
Scootaloo is at Nick's place for the weekend. But she has a little secret that she hasn't told Nick. For the past few weeks, the poor little filly has been been having trouble with a certain 'need' brought on by a failed potion of Applebloom's.
She's quite certain on how to solve her problem, and Nick is going to be the one to (reluctantly) help.
This story obviously contains foalcon!. Come into my comment section bitching about foalcon and be met with a swift block.
A human is roped into foalsitting the spoiled Silver Spoon. Something something something SEX!
Trigger warning! Foalcon! Silver Spoon is older than in the show, but still illegal in at least 37 alternate versions of Equestria!
Josh is roped into 'foalsitting' Silver Spoon for a weekend. But little does he know that the young filly is experiencing her transformation into a young adult, and the surge of hormones with it. That special time in a filly's life, a throwback to the 'estrus' of ancient, uncivilized ponies.
So Josh finds himself alone, for a weekend, in a mansion, with a seriously cute, seriously needy filly.
Will he be able to resist the charms of Silver Spoon?
Elaine Torkleson, an attorney in Los Angeles, is almost completely unfamiliar with My Little Pony. Her new client is about to change that. And everything else Elaine ever thought she knew as well...
To Elaine Torkleson, an attorney working in West Los Angeles, the name "My Little Pony" conjures up nothing but vague memories of these half-hour toy commercials she heard about while in college during the 1980s.
But when a scientist from Pasadena's Jet Propulsion Laboratory comes into her office one afternoon in the summer of 2019 with a device that he claims can utilize the properties of quantum tunneling to let people enter cartoons, Elaine finds herself forced to reassess pretty much everything she ever thought she knew.
The cover image is a still from this animation by DeannArt on Deviantart.
Waking up as a voice in someone's head is not the worst fate I have experienced while traveling between worlds, but it is definitely one of the strangest.
There is an old chinese blessing, "May you live in interesting times." It is also considered a curse. I guess it all depends on what you consider "interesting." Hopping from world to world, always trapped in the body of a local resident, certainly is interesting. The fact that every world seems to be drawn from some story, movie or trope, even more so. But when I wake up as an extra voice in the already crowded head of a pony from a cartoon show? Now that's just plain weird.
All I want to do is go home, but this cursed coin around my neck wont let me. Even in death, there is no release from my curse.
Beset on all sides, accosted by depraved disciples of the School of Friendship, Anon seeks a solution for his carnal concerns...
Anon had hoped he was done dealing with the advances of students, yet he was wrong. With his sanity slowly being whittled away, day after day, by his potential paramours, he does the unthinkable. If there's one way to get it all to end, to halt the seemingly endless tide of bedroom eyes and innuendo, it will be with the help of Twilight Sparkle.
Anon goes to visit the changelings' hive; unfortunately, there's some slight culture shock...
After an unfortunate encounter with Ocellus, Anon is prompted by Twilight Sparkle to visit the changelings. Sure, she may have read about the shapeshifting bug-horses, although she's never really interacted with many. After leaving Ponyville, having been seen off by her close friend, Thunderlane, she arrives at her destination and is greeted by a rather curious sentry...
Kinks Include: Interspecies, Female on Male, Male on Female, Masturbation, Vaginal, Outdoor Sex, Knotting, Creampies, Very Minor Cumflation (Cum Inflation)
Hatter's Lye made an animation inspired by this story! You can find it on MrTektite's patreon. Feel free to check it out!!! Also...Yes, Anon is a woman...
Discord's homeless, powerless, and needs somewhere to crash. Twilight's castle seems like a good idea. This'll surely work out great for both of them.
When a major magical mishap leaves Discord homeless and seemingly without his powers, he gets it in his head that he can simply stay with Twilight until he has somewhere else to go. He's rather insistent, too.
But hey, having an annoying and presumptuous roommate that causes ridiculous and unpredictable things to happen all around them simply by existing can't be all that terrible, can it?
...on second thought, maybe don't answer that. Just pray she doesn't end up falling in love with the fool.
Sandbar gets an unexpected show and finds that it's not entirely unwelcome, to his surprise.
Sandbar and Gallus have recently become roommates, after becoming good friends. When Sandbar wakes in the middle of one night, he gets an unexpected surprise that he tries desperately (and unsuccessfully) to ignore.
He then has to figure out how exactly to make sense of his reaction to the experience.
The students at Twilight's school are all 18+ (or the pony/griffon/changeling/etc. equivalent thereto) adult creatures. (Come on, this place is like a college, right? They're clearly not little foals...) To the extent canon may later suggest these students are not adult, they have been aged up for portrayal in this story.
Contains voyeurism, masturbation, and lots of gay sex.
You have come to Haywaiian to make some research for your next book. It is here in this island paradise that you meet the diamond dog, Holly and a shark pony named Jagged Nibble. Enjoy your stay.
You are a unicorn stallion who has just arrived on the Haywaiian Isles by airship to gather some research for your next book. As you step off the ramp, a few pounds lighter after the wobbly ride, you meet your tour guide and begin your exploration across the islands.
While the diamond dog by the name of Holly might be your tour guide, there are other interesting characters that await you here in Haywaii. Some of which can be pretty intimidating. Enjoy your stay.
Note: It needs to be noted that I do consider the story: Somewhere, Beyond the Sea, by Lupine Infernis to be canon with this story/universe, so if you don't wish to spoil that story for yourself, please go ahead and read it and come back here. You will understand why.
Of course, if you don't want to, then you don't have to. It is merely a suggestion.
My good friend, Quillian Inkheart, was a big help when it came to working on the Haywaiian setting. In addition to his advice he also preread and edited the story for me.
Daring Depravity is a draconequus with a problem. She loves ponies, a lot. So much so she has traveled across the seas to their homeland of Equestria to stalk them in secret. However, what will she do when Princess Luna herself manages to catch her?
Depravity is a draconequus, with a problem. She loves ponies, a lot. So much so she has traveled across the seas to their homeland of Equestria to stalk them in secret. However, when her blatant obsession manages to catch the attention of a particular Princess of the Night, Depravity is immediately sent into a panic! If she is banished for her obsessive compulsions, how will she ever observe anymore ponies!? But come to find out the esteemed princess has actually come with a request for the draconequus. A request that may be an utter dream come true!
[Warning: Story contains suggestive themes/references.]
When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
My name is Jason Wright. If you've heard of me, you probably know what I did, and what an idiot I am for doing it. Now I'm stuck in the hospital, surrounded by ponies who hate me because I can't even die right. But while I'm here, maybe I can try to learn why I was saved, and what I did to make the ponies hate me in the first place.
// Hello, and welcome to It Never Really Ends! This is a sequel to MisterBlonde's oneshot Ending. They expressed no desire to continue the story on their own, and have given me permission to do so myself! //
Twilight has learned that ponies love to talk about her, since she became a princess. They especially love to talk about her love life.
If there was one thing Twilight Sparkle had learned since ascending to alicornhood and becoming a princess, it was that ponies talked. Then, quite suddenly, they were talking about her.
And then they were talking about her love life since she was a single princess, unmarried and approachable.
She was still getting used to that part.
She was especially getting used to talking about it with Sunset.
5/14/2018: Now with cover art designed by the very generous Novel-Idea! Thank you so much!
When Anon is left with a child, he must find the strength to take care of her.
Anon's life has been simple since he appeared in Equestria. However, one night, everything changes as he finds a child unlike any other on his doorstep. Does he have what it takes to take care of her? With the help of his friends, he might have a fighting chance.
Edit 14/3/2019: Had to remove the Drama tag because I wasn't allowed to save edits to the description due to too many tags due to the new rules.
I was enjoying a quiet day at work, when I suddenly find myself in what I can only describe as what a person high on drugs would see, before a blinding rainbow light slams into me and knocks me unconscious.
Upon awakening, I find something very off, not only about my surroundings, but myself. For one, I seem to have become a small horse and a female one at that.
I also seem to be in a forest of some kind. Hang on. Is this the Everfree?
Oh, great. What do i do now?
Well, having powers on par with a Chaos Lord certainly might come in handy. Let's see what i can do with them, shall we?
Sex tag for sexual references and teen for teen reasons, plus a lot crass swearing.
And, just be warned, that random tag is serious. Random shit will happen in this fic, so be wary of that when entering and DO NOT expect anything to just be normal at any point.
In Popular Stories 31/12/2015. What a way to end the year!
Featured 24/7/2016. Okay. Honest to God did not see that coming.
Featured again 31/7/2016. Wait. What?
Featured 5/8/2016. Someone's pulling my leg here, right?
Featured again 26/8/2016. No. Wait. WHAT?
Despite everything, got Featured 16/2/2017. Just hope the next update does this justice
In Featured 2/07/2017. Um... How? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad, but... how?!
All Twilight wanted to do was enjoy some quiet time in comfort. Unfortunately, this being Ponyville, that's a whole lot easier said than done.
Having some free time to herself, all Twilight wanted to do was read, and relax in the comfort of her own home. Unfortunately her concept of comfort isn't what most of Equestria would consider to be socially acceptable. Within the confines of her palace, this isn't really a problem. But when Rarity comes by unexpectedly, that all changes.
The Crusaders are asking The Question... and they keep getting the same annoying answer. So in desperation, they go to the expert on the subject... Twilight Sparkle!
A legitimately E-rated story about the birds and the bees... because for ponies, there's nothing to be embarrassed about really. Well... almost nothing...
Jet Stream is a powerful industry leader in the burgeoning equestrian aerospace industry and a struggling single father, in that order. His lack of patronly parenting skills reaches its azimuth one afternoon when his lust overrides his reason. ABORT!
Based on the OC Characters by the legendary artist: Shinodage. Specifically an artwork recently posted by him which may be affiliated with the number NSFW 1589326
Jet Stream had a very tough week at Equestria's first annual aerospace conference in Canterlot. More than half of his projects required monetary support from the Royal Rocketry Commission, represented at the conference by the notorious Ms. Harshwhinny. An infamous tease, Jet Stream had done everything he could to seduce the older mare, only for her to finally take his competitor Tesla Musk up to her hotel room.
Returning home once the conference was finished, frustrated, tired and not thinking straight, he is met with the unexpected sight of his young daughter - who was supposed to still be at her mother's house.
Sexually frustrated, mentally exhausted, and confronted with an attractive, innocent young filly who adores him - will Jet Stream manage to hit the NO GO switch on this pending launch? Or will his main engine ignite and propel him to a completed mission?
Featured 11/20/17 - 11/23/17!
Warning contains: incest, fillycon, anal, M/F, light belly bulging. If you're not a fan - look elsewhere.
FEATURED: 26/11/2018. HiE, parody of the whole "We make ponies feel good". crackfic with plot. Buck is a human soldier that finds himself in Equestria and to survive he uses his only skill outside killing: Massages, and those work great on ponies!
FEATURED: 10/11/2017 FEATURED: 26/11/2018 I have always been very attracted to the “Humanity, Fuck Yeah!” threads online and I wanted to try making one story on that level about a Human in the MLP Universe. Crack story Strong terms and Themes (you’ll see in the first chapter already) Human in Equestria. The plot is simple: We have fingers, they have hooves...Would that make Humans WAY better than ponies in giving massages then? Here they do, and the Human MC gives “Heavenly good ones” for reasons (his mother always suffered of back pains, he learned to give massages since he was a kid because professionals costed too much and once reached thirty-five years of age he had long become a ‘Master’.)
The crack part of the story is...Those massages feel TOO GOOD, LUDICROUSLY GOOD! So much that even the most rotten Bad Guys actually add divergences on their EEEEEEEVIL! Plans just to make sure the Human massages also fall in their possession, everybody want those fingers to work their magic on their backs, EVERYBODY!
...Everybody but Princess Luna asshe won’t be fooled! It is clear that the Human massages are hiding some EVIL CORRUPTING MAGIC! (She is an expert after all!) so she won’t be Corrupted by those vile tricks! NEVER!
Pretty much a Silly 'Tinfoil-hat’ Luna fighting against a conspiracy only she can see.
NO, IT’S NOT BASHING! Just some randomness thrown in.
Why is all this happening? Easy...The secret it’s all in the hands.
