Sex, Seriously
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on Fimfiction, by Admiral Q Ponyform
MLP: FiMSexDeathComedySlice of LifePornAlt. UniverseCadance
the more mature sections of "Cadance's" life in Love....Seriously!? Warning sex and violence
MLP: FiMSexDeathComedySlice of LifePornAlt. UniverseCadance
the more mature sections of "Cadance's" life in Love....Seriously!? Warning sex and violence
MLP: FiMSexComedyPornSecond PersonHumanAlt. UniverseLunaOCNightmare Moon
Tired of her concubines, Nightmare Moon seeks a skilled manwhore that can withstand her salacious wiles and overwhelming power.
You are a gigolo of legend: tales of your exploits have spread as far and wide as the legs of the women you have bedded and the diseases you would have surely spread if not for your innate immunity. Your musk has the strength of a powerful aphrodisiac, your voice is silk, your abdomen chiselled and hard.
The booking agency has approached you with a quest of great import—you are to fuck Nightmare Moon for the grand sum of two hundred bits. You are determined to not only screw the ever-loving shit out of her, but to banish the demon from her body and bring daylight to Equestria once more.
An entry for Aragon's Comedy is Serious Business contest under the prompt 'We Learned Something Purifying'.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyRandomSlice of LifeAlt. UniverseTwilightTrixieShining Armor
Shining Armor has become an alicorn for some reason, and with no explanation available ponies assume ascendancy is sexually transmitted. Much to Twilight's irritation.
No actual sexually explicit content here, but there are references and some minor bad language.
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MLP: FiMAdventureComedyHumanCelestiaLunaOCMain 6CMCs
'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'
A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies.
But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.
Teen for language and some adult themes.
This takes place before season 3.
HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.
AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.
MLP: FiMRomanceDarkAdventureHumanLunaOCDiscordMain 6Chrysalis
Equestria, a land with a mysterious past surrounded by powerful forces. Enter Damon Flame, a 19 year old living on his own trying to get by in life after escaping his home five years ago. He was just starting to regain some semblance of control over his life and was beginning to accept some of the scars his past left on his mind. Things are finally looking up but his healing is interrupted by life kicking him in the teeth, stealing a couple organs, and dragging him to some freaky place. At least it had the courtesy to leave him in the ICU.
*Authors note*
Tell me what you like and hate about this. I'm completely open to constructive criticism.
Rewrites of the chapters are currently in progress.
Also thanks to Total Eclipse for letting me bounce ideas off of him.
MLP: FiMSexRomancePornTwilightLuna
When Luna watches Twilight sleep, she finds that her dreams are centred mostly around her. Her and sex. That and the fact that she looks awfully pent up from the other end of Luna's telescope. Time to pay her a visit.
But Luna should take special care not to wake her.
Kinks: Somnophilia, Wet Dreams, Giving, Cunnilingus, Dub-Con, Spying, Masturbation.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityRomanceSlice of LifePornHumanThunderlaneAnon
Hurrying back to her home, having made a terrible mistake, Anon rushes to speak with her roommate. On a spur of the moment whim, she bedded a changeling and came to a startling realization. Not only is Thunderlane her oldest and most cherished friend in all Equestria - having stuck his neck out for her, helped her get a job, and allowed her stay in his spare bedroom - but she might actually be developing feelings for him. Warring with her thoughts, unsure what his stance on the matter is, she knows she'll need to speak with him on the matter...
Kinks Include: Interspecies, Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Creampies, and a Touch of Cum Inflation
Extra Lewd Kinks Include: Hoof Holding, Lovemaking, and Romantic Smooching of a Potential Pony Paramour
Yes, Anon is a chick...
Artwork by Capseys
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MLP: FiMSexFetishRomancePornLunaCadanceShining Armor
Cadance takes pity on Luna's nonexistent love life and decides to help her dear auntie out ... by sharing her husband. Of course, there is a bit of risk – Shining Armor has a history of knocking up alicorns...
Contains: impregnation, slight cuckqueen, threesome, infidelity with permission, very very distantly related incest, a little bit of lesbian touching, cum-swapping, very slight belly bulge, brief mention of possible sibling incest.
Cover image adapted from 2071420 by prsmrti.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLuna
Continued horse-based intrusion makes a man's evenings slightly more interesting and his kitchen messy.
Mostly it seems to be the fault of that one horse, but the others are still going along with it, so they're all to blame really. Not that it's easy to hold anything against them.
He is a softy, after all, and they are all rather pleasant company.
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Straight To The Point Studios did this one, too. I like this one in particular.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyTwilightRainbow DashPinkieRarity
Rainbow Dash is told to go f&#% herself by one of her friends and that's exactly what she's going to do.
First clopfuck or whatever. Judge me harshly.
Merry Valentine's Day
MLP: FiMSexRomanceAdventureSlice of LifeCelestiaOCChrysalis
Sometimes, the ordinary are forced to do extraordinary things. When the Queen of the Changelings meets her untimely end, she only has moments to link the crown to another, the source of changeling power. Only, she doesn't have any time to explain what it does or how it's used.
A young, male Chrysalis is the one to pick it up. The drone has never been different or in any way special, but when he puts on the crown, his body and mind begin to rapidly change, until he resembles a queen inside and out. Such is the birth of Queen Chrysalis, a confused and inexperienced leader forced to protect her people and bring an end to the rebellion that resulted in the last queen's death, all while handling a delicate relationship with Celestia and attempting to understand her new mind and body.
No one said that any of it was going to be easy. But hey, being tall, sexy, and powerful must have some benefit, right?
MLP: FiMSexRomanceHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaOCMain 6
Andrew was your ordinary, every-day, run-of-the-mill human. He had a boring job, nobody he could call a girlfriend, and basically, nothing to work with. One night, he comes home from yet another boring day of work and passes out in bed. Meanwhile, in the magical land of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle makes a wish upon a star. A wish to meet her soul mate. If only she knew what she was in for...
I'm going to be rewriting this shortly. Thank you guys for the support!
MLP: FiMSexRomanceDJ P0N-3Octavia
In Vinyl's eyes, it isn't Hearth's Warming Eve without a little unruly upset and a huge argument, and she really wants to experience hatefucking.
Time to piss off Octavia, it seems.
Merry Christmas! I really wanted to capture the holiday spirit with this one, let me know how I did.
MLP: FiMSexFetishRomancePornHumanDJ P0N-3OC
My marefriend is not a vampire, but she does love to dress up as one.
It's not blood she sucks, however.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityPornAnthroSpikeFilthy Rich
As the years passed, Spike grew into a rather handsome young man. He was still one of the only dragons living in Ponyville but it really didn't bother him much; mostly because it meant he was one of the only dragon performers at the Sugar Shack, Ponyville's premier adult entertainment club. Dancing on stage was a source of great pride for him and even came with a few benefits.
Kinks include: Stripping, Sexy Outfits, M/M, Oral, Anal, Interspecies, and Creampies
Spike is >18 in this work of fiction and, as such, is well and clearly an adult. The events which transpire in this story take place quite some distance in the future.
MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityDarkAdventureCrossoverHumanRainbow DashOther
No one can put their loyalty in someone they hate.
Max finds her on the road, something he had been driving on for a long time. Rainbow Dash finds herself in a harsh new world, something she had never anticipated. And before either of them can get a grip on their encounter, a violent gang forces them together. And neither of them like it.
A Mad Max Crossover
Edited and proofread by JoshuaGrahamPony
Rainbow Dash vector by ElBoufon
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyPornCadanceShining ArmorFlurry Heart
Shining Armor has been forced into an extended sabbatical by the Princesses. Their reasoning was clear: in the peaceful era that has followed Twilight Sparkle's ascendancy to the throne, Shining needs to spend more time with his family, and particularly his daughter, Flurry Heart.
The precocious teen is fifteen years of age and rapidly approaching her sixteenth birthday. But she's not the little foal that Shining enjoyed spending so much father-daughter time with. The halcyon days of cute little Flurry playing on his knee are long gone, replaced with a prickly and complicated teenage filly.
Will the oblivious and goofy Shining Armor be able to navigate the difficulties of modern-day fatherhood? Will he follow the strange guiding voices which direct his decisions?
Or is he simply falling into an elaborate love-trap of Flurry and Cadence's design?
FIND OUT!
This is my entry into the June 2019 Wincest Contest!
This story is a fun little experiment I've been planning to try for some time: at the end of each chapter I'm going to present the fimfic readers with a strawpoll to choose from a few different options that our plucky protagonist can pursue. Inspired by the awesome Starscribe! Join in and see if the community will
be able to guide Shining to his goal before the end of the month!
Will likely contain: Incest / MF / teenage foalcon
FYI the Equestria in this story is located in a deep gravity well, so all characters are over ten million years old in Earth years and therefore 100% not illegal.
MLP: FiMSexComedyPornCadanceShining ArmorNurse RedheartTwilight VelvetNight Light
After a spell goes awry, Shining Armor's cock gets stuck in Cadance's ass. Mom, Dad, dad jokes, Twilight, Spike, the fire department's rescue squad, and even Nurse Redheart are all unable to separate them.
Disclaimers: contains accidentally-in-public buttsex. Does not contain foalcon or incest.
(Feature boxed in 52 minutes! Four hours to #1!)
I came for the sexy shenanigans. I stayed for the comedy. If anyone in 2020 needs a soul-fulfilling laugh, read this story.
—Steel Quill
mein gott
—Sledge115
You will never see such hilarity in terms of stuckage clop in your life.
— Vis-a-Viscera
Preread by Steel Quill, Raleigh, Sledge115, Vis-a-Viscera, and Samey90
Art is cropped Derpibooru 1667723 (which was also the inspiration).
MLP: FiMAdventureHumanTwilightCadanceShining Armor
Shining Armor has many secrets. The first is that he has a diary, that he lovingly calls his Shining's Logs. And the second is that he is a reincarnated human. See how both secrets effect the life and relationships of Shining Armor, and help shape the future.
Explores the relationship between Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor, and how it set both of them on their respective paths. Also explores the development of Shining Armor into the captain of the guard, his relationship with Cadence, and the powers of love and friendship.
MLP: FiMSexViolenceProfanityAdventureComedySlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLunaOCOtherMain 6
A continuation of the universe established in "The Stars Revolt", and a reboot of "Hands", Andrew Shepherd is trying to live a normal life as the local Ponyville alien.
Unfortunately, he's in Equestria.
Cover art by Sipioc.
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