Turns out the bureaucracy has no idea how to deal with Flurry Heart either.
First you're born, and then you're recorded in triplicate. The end of labor is the start of a very long paper trail, because nopony can exist without being documented. Sending copies of a new foal's documents to the Herdbook Registry is perfectly normal. And of course, in order to make sure there's nothing strange going on, that paperwork gets reviewed. Which is done by bureaucrats who establish absolute control inside their office while having no idea of what's happening in the actual world. So as far as they're concerned, the forms associated with somepony named 'Flurry Heart'...
Don't tell them. It's funnier if they find out on their own.
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A look into changeling and pony culture as changelings attempt to integrate and make peace with Equestria.
"I asked a changeling once why they would think peace with Equestria was possible. Their response was the title to this book. I had asked a question on politics and gotten a calculus equation in response. Changelings are odd like that sometimes. They see things differently than the rest of us. I ended up pondering his response for a long time and even dusted off my old calculus books to look for an answer. One day it just clicked in my head what he was trying to say.
Changelings are capable of change.
It was a somewhat redundant answer, and it was a really bizarre way to give it, but I understood what he meant. Changelings, just like ponies, are capable of both good and bad, We could make peace with them, and help them learn to better themselves. That was what the changelings wanted, and ponies everywhere were fighting it. It is for that reason I began creating this book. Within this tome you will find a collection of essays, more like candid stories really, directly from Princess Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship, and Prince Morpheus, leader of the Changeling Hive. These reports detail their lives from the day negotiations began. That is the day the Prince himself began living in Ponyville, and it comes with the story of how he and the little town came to adapt to each other as negotiations were occurring. It is my hope seeing their story will show anypony reading this there is no reason to distrust the changelings so, and, perhaps, it will give you insight into the strange little changelings as well. They truly want peace, and, despite the treaties being signed, we can only truly give it to them when we let go of our distrust."
-Changing Times, Author of dC/dt ≠ 0
Cover Image by Void Heart who's work is awesome. Currently Editted by: Dreams of Ponies, zimmerwald1915, reprovedhawk, Malefactory Previously Edited by: Twilight_Scratch, Zeta040, StainlessKey, Flink
The Pathfinder Mission was for humans to explore the universe, to look for new worlds and see what was out there. What the pilot of Pathfinder 5 didn't expect was to run into a magical world of talking ponies.
In the future mankind has taken to the stars, the Pathfinders explore the galaxy to find safe travel routes and systems worth exploring. David Miller, the commander of Pathfinder 5 finds himself on a world that defies all known science. With talking pony like creatures, apparently magic and a certain purple unicorn that wants to know everything about the stars and space.
The door of the Chamber of Secrets is just ahead, and Harry Potter has no clue what kind of changes will unfold once he passes it. Monsters will become friends, friends will become monsters, and Hogwarts itself will change completely.
"Ahem." I had no clue what to say. This was the story of my life I had to introduce, and no one told me how it ends. "Well, I guess since we're all here we might as well enjoy this. It's a bit of a rocky start, I think, but there's a good bit right at the—
"I'll be honest. I have no clue if there are any good bits in it. Be my guest, though. It's not like you have to fight ancient monsters and dangerous wizards alone."
Various side stories to go along with The Changeling of the Guard
This is a collection of various stories, short and otherwise, to go along with The Changeling of the Guard.
They aren't absolutely necessary, but the intention is to provide some background or additional material. Things like Topaz's research notes on Changelings, stories involving the other characters, and various insane things Idol has done that don't quite fit into the main plot. They might be chipper, they might be sad, but they're all canon to the main fic... or to whoever from the story is relating them.
Chapter 1 is the Nurse, mentioned briefly in Moonlighting, who brought Idol the Nymph.
After unintentionally viewing his parents having sex, Pound and Pumpkin Cake, and visiting Flurry Heart, intimately learn about the difference between fillies and colts.
A young Pound Cake happens to see his parents doing something, something weird and seemingly naughty. When his body reacts in an equally weird way, he explores his body...and finds the pleasure he can give himself.
As he later finds the differences between a colt and filly while playing, he confronts his twin sister Pumpkin Cake and their visiting friend Princess Flurry Heart with it. When they figure out their differences and are told of Pound's earlier experience, wanting to learn about it through exploration, Flurry decides maybe it would be more practical to learn about it first hoof.
By doing it.
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Story contains: Seperate M/F and M/F/F pairing, anatomically correct ponies (including teats and clitoral winking) unintended voyeurism (walking in on parents having sex, his mother in heat, and his mother’s impregnation) a young colt's sexual self-discovery at a young age (foalcon), fillies and a colt sexually exploring each other, incest, semi-incest, clueless first-time vaginal sex (again, consensual foalcon) including defloration and (comparatively) large insertion, very deep penetration with slight belly bulge, being watched having sex with some involvement of other party, internal cumshot, and lots and lots of curiosity and comforting throughout.
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Written and edited by me, LegionofPony.
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Ponyville enters a moral panic when Pegasi begin uploading videos of themselves preening onto the internet.
When some of Ponyville's pegasi begin uploading distasteful videos of their private activities onto the internet, Ponvyille has a series of increasingly useless town meetings to debate the problem.
Teen for implied (but not actual) lewdness.
"This is how you do random comedy correctly." -stupidhand14 "This is neither clickbait, nor trash. It was glorious." -Radbunny
EDIT: Featured at #2 5/15/18! EDIT: Featured #1 same day! Thank you all, I'm glad you enjoyed! EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by MultiDoomPie!
I thought having to move house was stressful. Now I'm Cozy Glow and I'd glady take the stress of moving over this!
The last few weeks have not been easy.
I'd finally been able to move out of the home I've been living in in the area i've been living in for pretty much my whole life.
The move, setting things up and adapting to my new home's differences and the new location had not been easy.
Still, I'd gladly take that stress over what I'm stuck with now. One moment I'm walking through the city to head back to the house and the next I'm Cozy Glow, hovering between a buffed up Tirek and mutated Chrysalis and it looks like the Rainboom Laser of Death is headed our way.
Oh, and, before we switched places, Cozy somehow became and Alicorn.
What the fuck is going on?!
Was inspired to write this after reading My Life As A Psychopathic Nine Year Old Filly and thought I'd give it a shot, as writing a character stuck as Cozy Glow and dealing with the aftermath of all her shit, especially the finale, would be funny
Featured 19/10/2019.
Wow. Honestly was not expecting that. Thank you, everyone. I will try to do my best to make this story worth that praise.
Anon is drafted to babysit Pinkie Pie. Things don't end well...
Unwittingly having volunteered to look after a sugar-crazed pink filly, Anon's not sure what to do. It's not like Pinkie Pie is a bad filly or anything, but she sure as shit seems to have as much energy as an overclocked Stellarator (google it). Regardless, he's got to keep an eye on her for the afternoon, lest he disappoint her scorching hot mom.
Can Anon keep Pinkie from going bananas?!? Will the pink ball of seemingly endless energy break his sanity?!?
Tune in to find out!!!
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, All Manner of Inappropriate Innuendo, and Questionable Choices
Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Pinkie's Insatiable Lust for Cream Pies...
Artwork by Aer0 Zer0
Author's Note: This was a joint project with Hidden Secret. Go check his stuff out!
Rarity is in despair. She's ready to swoon onto the nearest fainting couch. She's convinced that she's OLD. Even though she's only 30. But she does have a BAD heat. And she doesn't have a handy stallion to help. Maybe a dragon will do?
A short fic that is based on the awesomely great comics by TJ Pones!
Rarity is 30. THIRTY.
And despite the fact that all of her friends, family, and most of the single stallions in town have tried to tell her that's not even that old, she's convinced herself otherwise.
Rarity is sure that her life of business acumen and her focus on building herself as an independent career-oriented mare have meant that too much time has passed... and that she is now 'too old' to find companionship. Add to these fears a body that is beginning to feel heats more powerfully as her biological alarm clock begins to tick more insistently, and you have a recipe for disaster.
Lucky for Rarity, she has a very kind younger sister, who is more than willing to share her handsome drakefriend to 'cheer up' the fashionista in her time of need.
Contains: shameless sparity / drake on pony / oral / vanilla / vaginal / excessive cum
Princess Celestia and Princess Luna read the anonymous suggestions the castle workers have given them, much to Luna's (and later Celestia's) dismay.
Quality control is an important cornerstone of any organization, and magical castles full of Pony Princesses are no exception. When Luna and Celestia read the suggestions given to them by their staff however, the result is most certainly not better efficiency and satisfaction.
EDIT: Featured 10/24/17! Thank you all! EDIT: Featured at #1 10/24/17! Awesome, I'm glad you're all enjoying!
Being a unicorn interpreter isn't easy. What's more, you have to be a virgin.
Being a unicorn interpreter isn't easy. The hours are crazy, the pressure is nerve-racking, you have no idea what job you'll be called for... and you have to be a virgin, or you'll never be able to understand them.
"If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago, I could be flying up there right now. With her, with them, the Wonderbolts. But... would I be better off for it?"
After being expelled from the Wonderbolts Academy, Lightning Dust traveled around Equestria in search of herself. Then, many years later, after a hard day of working she went to a bar and ran into the last pony she ever expected to meet again.
Who is jealous of who, though?
Written for the Everfree Northwest 2015 Iron Author Competition
Due to circumstances beyond her control, Trixie finds herself in dire need of bits. So, with few ideas, she tries something unorthodox.
Due to circumstances beyond her control, Trixie finds herself in dire need of bits. So, with few ideas and even fewer options, she tries something unorthodox. The results are far better than expected.
Warning: Human X Horse Relations. RGRE-ish vibes as well. Please Be Advised.
You're Anon, and you're in a strange, childlike place, and your job is to wash dishes.
This childish world stands no chance against your might, and your prowess of washing dishes. This is your journey to become the best dishwasher in all of pony land! Make friends, give talks on the birds and the bees, and become one with the art of underwater ceramics!
Who knows, one day, you might even do something that'll change the world!
As a wise man once said... "The dishes beckon, and I am their reckoning."
You woke up in Griffonstone, and were tended to by a trio of griffon girls who, unbeknownst to you, have a thing for the unusual... and being the only "human" in this new world, that puts you quite high in the "Unusual Scale"...
You are Regol of Seuhans, a skilled Hexblade from another world, and you've woken up in a place called Griffonstone.
You were tended to by a trio of griffon girls who, unbeknownst to you, might have a thing for the unusual... and being the only "human" in this strange new world, that puts you quite high in the "Unusual Scale".
These griffons - Gilda, Greta, and Gabby, decided to come up with a compromise for their shared feelings with you, and formed a "Flock", or the Griffon-Equivalent of a "Herd".
Not really knowing the full meaning behind it, you simply went with their offer when they invited you to join them.
But a few minor complications with the law leads to the four of you traveling the world, taking on a multitude of quests to help protect the inhabitants of Equus, both well-known and unknown alike, from various degrees of issues, ranging from doing simple favors around various towns, to hunting down the strongest kinds of monsters and villains, alike... all at a price, of course.
After all, it's part of the Griffon Code... blades for bits, and favors for fortunes.
Mostly written because there isn't enough proper Gabby fanfics around here (or Greta, for that matter!) Though it'll contain "Sex", it's a story first, and foremost!
Don't let the "ANON" Tag fool you. I've decided to give it a unique twist by incorporating my own version of "Anon" titled "Enigma Gray", then ran it into the Hylian Name Generator, which gave me "Regol Seuhans", which I think sounds better than "Anon" anyways. So same name meaning, but executed differently for a much more "unique" feel for your character. Besides that, I view Anon as less of a "Character" and more of a "Concept" for humanity in general, regardless of which walk of life they lived beforehand.
Here you are, locked up in jail. Awaiting trial for something you didn't even do! Well you KINDA did do her, but she begged you. Now, you can only hope you get the chance to explain yourself to the Princesses. And hopefully come out with your dignity
It's been a few days since all the stuff went down with the Changelings. They were gone now, order had been restored, and Shining Armor and Princess Cadence finally got married! Though, you didn't get to attend as you had a date with a dusty old jail cell. Celestia; after finding out from the snitch (Twilight) that you and Cadence had done the couples tango; had you locked in the Canterlot jails while they attempted to set up a trial. You heard the little purple horse said you forced yourself upon her former foalsitter.
Though, that could be any FURTHER from the truth. You can only hope you get the chance to speak your story, defend yourself against these outrageous claims. And get though this unscathed, and unfucked... Though, you've got a feeling that's not gonna happen....
Tags: Adultery, Blowjob, Cum in mouth/cum swallowing, Vaginal, Femgasm, Femcum (a little), Anal, Anal creampie, Getting Caught. Falling in love with a sex crazed horse!
Thank you all so much for taking the time to read this story! Reading the first story is not really necessary, but it will explain what happened before this one. Check it out here! I put a lot of work into this, and I hope it shows! If you enjoyed, I have a few other stories that you might also enjoy.
Special thanks as always to my fantastic editor, who helps clean up my mistakes! BlazingMoon!
Featured on 07/30/2018 - 08/02/2018. Thank you all so much! EDIT: Got to the top spot only 10 hours after it was posted. It's been up there for two days now?!
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I know that the spelling of Cadence might be considered "wrong." But this is the spelling I'm going with. Love it or hate it, if it affects the story that much... I dunno what to tell you.
A monster was dethroned and a demon was thrusted into a position of power he never wanted. Now, the Displaced Lord Skeletor finds himself in the Frozen North of Equestria, fighting frigid temperatures and an evil king.
After thousands of years inside a pocket dimension, the Crystal Empire returned to the Frozen North. Mere moments after a purchase at comic con, a man was sent to a magical world of mythical creatures as Skeletor. After a short amount of time, the Displaced Skeletor stumbled his way towards the Empire. What happened next? Well, only time would tell.
The evil known as Anon has surrendered. But what to do with him?
Anon has surrendered to Cadance because of loneliness. Now it is her duty to reform him, but sadly, she has no idea how. She asks her fellow alicorns for advice. Things go haywire pretty fast.
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Story is fully written. Chapters will be released when edited by JBL
