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MLP: FiM Comedy Random Human Celestia Luna Zecora Lyra Main 6
A young undergraduate is subject to being the target of cuddle-driven ponies. Things can only get worse (and snuggly) from there.
Author Note: This is something new I wanted to try. Contains 10% human, 90% ponies, and 100% fun-filled, cuddlelicious goodness. Not suitable for those allergic to cuddles. Please consult your physician before reading.
A young university student suddenly finds himself thrown from his homework studies into a land filled with more colour than Gears Of War, talking ponies with ridiculously huge eyes, and topped with so many cuddles that it makes Care Bears look like Michael Myers.
And for some reason, all of them come to the conclusion that he must be smothered in cookies and cream-delicious cuddles.
For some, it's heaven; for Jamie, it's his own little plane of hell that makes even Satan feel torment.
Inspired by Forced Pony Cuddles
Yay! Thank you guys so much for getting this fic in the featured box! You all deserve huge amounts of cuddles. And you're gonna enjoy it!
Chapters Chapter 1 - Twilight Snuggles · 5th of April, 20142,363
Chapter 2 - Apple Bucking Season · 7th of April, 20142,457
Chapter 3 - The Great And Powerful Cuddles! · 9th of April, 20142,395
Chapter 4 - Fashion Disaster, Part 1 · 21st of April, 20142,349
Chapter 5 - Fashion Disaster, Part 2 · 28th of April, 20142,291
Chapter 6 - Fashion Disaster, Part 3 · 4th of June, 20141,951
Chapter 7 - Once Bitten, Twice Shy. · 27th of June, 20143,394
Chapter 8 - At The End Of The Rainbow · 29th of June, 20142,691
Chapter 9 - Everyone Likes Sweets and Mints · 30th of June, 20142,688
Chapter 10 - Don't Break A Pinkie Promise · 20th of July, 20142,226
Chapter 11 - How To Hug Your Dragon · 8th of August, 20143,335
Chapter 12 - The Apple Doesn't Fall Far..., Part 1 · 11th of September, 20142,717
Chapter 13 - The Apple Doesn't Fall Far..., Part 2 · 1st of October, 20142,480
Chapter 14 - I'm With You · 8th of November, 20142,104
Chapter 15 - Cycle of the Moon, Part 1 · 21st of December, 20142,276
Chapter 16 - Cycle of the Moon, Part 2 · 20th of May, 20152,296
Chapter 17 - Cycle of the Moon, Part 3 · 20th of May, 20152,612
Chapter 18 - Class In Session · 15th of July, 20152,976
Chapter 19 - Pose for the Camera · 1st of May, 20163,397
Chapter 20 - A Baker's Dozen · 31st of December, 20173,166
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MLP: FiM Gore Dark Adventure Sci-Fi Human Twilight Celestia Luna Main 6 CMCs
A massive contraption obscures the Equestrian sky. "USS Vector" is engraved on its sides.
"A massive, artificial behemoth made of metal tore through our skies. It loomed over our world, blotting out Celestia's sun and shrouding Luna's moon, leaving those below in the shadows. It sowed chaos and conflict on our nation, something that had not happened in more than a millennium."
"It sits high above us, watching and waiting. What is this monster, and what is to be the fate of Equestria?"
Season Two starts 10/18/16!
Cover art by Conicer!
Chapters Prologue: Drawing Lines · 3rd of October, 20127,445
Intermission: The Hunt · 29th of September, 20121,708
Chapter One: Behemoth · 29th of September, 20124,753
Chapter Two: Wake · 29th of September, 20126,568
Chapter Three: First Contacts · 29th of September, 20123,831
Chapter Four: Introductions · 3rd of October, 20125,289
Chapter Five: Mistaken Purposes · 3rd of October, 20125,703
Chapter Six: Hoof Meet Hand · 6th of October, 20124,059
Chapter Seven: Leaving A Scar · 7th of October, 20126,704
The Homo Evolutis, Part One · 8th of October, 20121,046
The Homo Evolutis, Part Two · 9th of October, 20121,022
Yearning For Answers, Part One · 11th of October, 20121,247
Yearning For Answers, Part Two · 12th of October, 2012884
The Homo Evolutis, Part Three · 14th of October, 20121,177
Yearning For Answers, Part Three · 15th of October, 2012657
Chapter Eight: Back From The Stars · 19th of October, 20122,827
Chapter Nine: Gods And Choices · 22nd of October, 20122,357
Chapter Ten: Unexpected Guest · 24th of October, 20122,160
Chapter Eleven: Of Machine And Might · 25th of October, 20123,409
Chapter Twelve: Joint Effort · 25th of October, 20123,542
Intermission: Not All The Same · 25th of October, 2012766
Chapter Thirteen: The First Domino, Part One · 26th of October, 20121,427
Chapter Fourteen: The First Domino, Part Two · 27th of October, 20122,457
Chapter Fifteen: The Second Domino · 28th of October, 20122,439
Chapter Sixteen: The Third Domino · 29th of October, 20121,702
Intermission: Change · 30th of October, 2012743
Chapter Seventeen: Apex · 31st of October, 20121,413
Chapter Eighteen: Redemption For A Change · 5th of November, 20122,531
Intermission: Last Notes · 5th of November, 2012606
Chapter Nineteen: Falling Stars · 7th of November, 20122,206
Intermission: Aftermath · 9th of November, 20121,294
Chapter Twenty: The Attack · 11th of November, 20122,975
Unrest, Part One · 14th of November, 2012614
Unrest, Part Two · 14th of November, 2012670
Unrest, Part Three · 16th of November, 2012874
Chapter Twenty One: Rising Spear · 25th of November, 20125,384
Chapter Twenty Two: Divided They Fight · 4th of December, 20122,821
Chapter Twenty Three: Where The Last Domino Falls · 19th of December, 20122,467
Chapter Twenty Four: Pains · 2nd of January, 20132,599
Chapter Twenty Five: Last Breath · 11th of January, 20134,262
Chapter Twenty Six: Dreams, Fate, Sacrifice · 18th of January, 20135,681
Dramatic Reading! · 30th of October, 20146
Chapter Twenty Seven: Aftermath, Beginnings of a New World Order · 19th of October, 20162,393
Chapter Twenty Eight: Walking With Giants · 23rd of October, 20162,378
Chapter Twenty Nine: Threads of the World · 26th of October, 20162,097
Chapter Thirty: Extinction Event Horizon · 28th of October, 20161,420
Chapter Thirty One: Ice Meets Sand · 5th of November, 20161,965
Chapter Thirty Two: Hooves In The Cold · 18th of November, 20162,073
Chapter Thirty Three: Evacuation · 26th of November, 20161,555
Chapter Thirty Four: Becker's March · 5th of December, 2016572
Chapter Thirty Five: Breaking Point · 16th of February, 20171,400
Chapter Thirty Six: The First Offense · 18th of February, 20171,953
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MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Sad Human Celestia Luna OC Cadance Shining Armor
Submitting to Trials, Tribulations, Lies, Misunderstanding, and Pain. And all these things for one purpose. To Befriend the Night.
Coverart by: jjames10 (Tome Turner)
Sequel out now: To Swoon the Stars
Chapters Chapter One · 17th of September, 20123,023
Chapter Two · 2nd of September, 20122,813
Chapter Three · 17th of September, 20122,130
Chapter Four · 22nd of November, 20122,196
Chapter Five · 18th of September, 20122,236
Chapter Six · 27th of September, 20122,777
Chapter Seven · 22nd of November, 20122,180
Chapter Eight · 3rd of November, 20122,150
Chapter Nine · 1st of November, 20122,078
Chapter Ten · 22nd of November, 20122,045
Chapter Eleven · 22nd of November, 20122,188
Chapter Twelve · 10th of December, 20122,613
Chapter Thirteen · 24th of December, 20121,976
Chapter Fourteen · 12th of January, 20132,470
Chapter Fifteen · 17th of January, 20132,823
Chapter Sixteen · 14th of February, 20132,148
Chapter Seventeen (Conclusion) · 5th of March, 20133,243
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MLP: FiM Comedy Sad Sci-Fi Human Spike Main 6
I'm a spiteful old man. I've spent my entire life trying to fulfill my wish. The same thing every one of us wants. It's 2070. I'm the last brony alive, 82 years old. But I did it. I created the portal. And I'm jumping through. No regrets.
I'm a spiteful old man. I've spent my entire life trying to fulfill my wish. The same thing every one of us wants.
The year is 2070. I'm the last brony alive, 82 years old. But I did it. I created the portal. And I'm jumping through. No regrets.
I've actually finished writing this story! Can you believe it? It's also available in book form, Click Here to go to lulu.com
Chapters Floating (The Ridiculously Long Prologue) · 21st of September, 20122,612
Waking Up · 6th of November, 20122,319
Feeling Worse · 2nd of October, 20123,293
A Hard Pill to Swallow · 18th of October, 20123,890
The Letter Opener · 7th of November, 20123,142
A Picnic · 25th of December, 2012296
Pinkamena Diane Pie · 25th of December, 20122,554
Onward! · 6th of March, 20134,347
All in the past · 19th of May, 20131,885
The Long Awaited Party · 20th of November, 20135,437
Party of One · 18th of November, 20163,028
An Unexpected Visitor · 20th of July, 20192,695
An Actual Picnic · 1st of August, 20192,517
The Rest · 1st of August, 20191,376
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MLP: FiM Equestria Girls Sex Comedy Mystery Slice of Life Twilight Celestia Tirek Starlight Glimmer Main 7 (EqG)
Sunset Shimmer suddenly turns back into a pony.
Sunset Shimmer has finally rebuilt her life at Canterlot High. She has friends, she's in a band, people like her, everything's going great...
And then out of nowhere, she turns back into a small talking unicorn.
Now, with the help of her friends, she has to figure out why she's suddenly a pony in a human world, and whether or not she can become human again...or will have to leave her new life and go back to Equestria.
(Cover art vector sources: Elsia-pony , TheShadowStone )
Now with a TVTropes page!
Chapters Space Unicorn · 26th of July, 20152,808
Back in the Saddle · 26th of July, 20152,100
Horse Fever · 28th of July, 20152,263
Bring On the Dancing Ponies · 28th of July, 20153,376
Horse to Mexico · 30th of July, 20152,756
A Kind of Pony Magic · 15th of February, 20161,985
One Trick Pony · 4th of August, 20152,695
Horse to Water · 9th of August, 20153,712
Dark Horse · 12th of October, 20151,218
About A Mare · 14th of January, 20163,317
Come Out and Neigh · 4th of March, 20162,404
Stranger In My Horse · 4th of September, 20162,647
Equestrian Woman · 4th of September, 20164,467
Left Hoof Free · 10th of November, 20165,607
Dani Alicornia · 13th of November, 20163,290
Horse With No Name · 20th of December, 20163,176
Horse World Problems · 27th of January, 20172,225
Give It A-Neigh · 19th of February, 20173,492
Derelict · 28th of March, 20172,661
Glue (Da Ba Dee) · 27th of July, 20174,859
Equine Of Your Love · 4th of August, 20174,842
Hooved Criminal · 6th of October, 20173,462
Ground Hog's Neigh · 7th of December, 20173,032
Devil's Haircut · 14th of January, 20183,687
Riders on the Storm · 5th of April, 20192,804
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MLP: FiM Violence Adventure Mystery Slice of Life Human Celestia Luna Prince Blueblood Main 6
A man wakes up to find he's inhabiting the body of cartoon horse who wasn't exactly Mister Popular judging from how shocked they are when he says things like 'please' and 'thank you'.
The daily lives of the royal princesses, often times is pretty simple. Wake up, raise or lower their celestial bodies, hold court, meetings, sleep, and repeat. Oh, and dealing with their infuriating nephew! Overall, things aren't all that easy for them but it's manageable and mundane.
But when an innocent wish came true, both sisters are now facing a new Blueblood. One that can be considered better, yet for some reason, this version seems to have forgotten how magic works and keeps looking at the world like a newborn baby.
So what happens now? Did their wish actually come true? Is it some sort of act? Has he been replaced by a changeling? And what does this new Blueblood mean for Equestria?
Only one thing is for sure, shenanigans will appear and a lot of ponies are about to spit their coffee. Look out Equestria! There is a new Blueblood on the loose, and this one might actually be worthy of the title 'Prince'.
The 'Romance' tag is for events that happen later on the chapters
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Now with a Russian version! https://ficbook.net/readfic/8253964
I made this out of curiosity and intrigue, so there is no need to take too seriously. This takes place during season 8 before Spike got his wings.
Rated ‘Teen’ for language, mild violence, and graphic depiction of cuddling. Ratings could change at any moment depending on how the story progresses.
Chapters Hellish Monday (Edited by CC) · 2nd of July, 20183,342
A Blue Dawn (Edited by CC) · 4th of July, 20183,891
The First Steps (Edited By YB and CC) · 5th of July, 20183,176
A Spoon Of Love (Edited By CC) · 7th of July, 20183,148
A Blue Sunset (Edited By YB And CC) · 8th of July, 20183,356
A Princess Wish Come True (Edited By YB And CC) · 9th of July, 20183,512
To Ponyville (AP, W-SS, CC and YB) · 10th of July, 20183,342
Fear and Guilt (AP, YB, CC and W-SS) · 11th of July, 20183,981
Meet The Elements (AP, FS, W-SS, CC and YB) · 13th of July, 20183,249
First Lessons (AP, FS, W-SS, CC and LS) · 15th of July, 20183,453
Rumors and Raindrop (Mr. W, CC and W-SS) · 17th of July, 20183,336
The Meaning Of The Star (Mr. W, CC and W-SS) · 19th of July, 20183,211
The School of Friendship (Edited By Mr. W and CC) · 21st of July, 20183,212
Secret Agenda (Edited by TS and CC) · 22nd of July, 20183,120
Luna, The Guardian Night Princess (Edited by RB and CC) · 23rd of July, 20183,456
Royal White Lies (Edited By RB And CC) · 26th of July, 20183,326
Nursing Mistakes (Edited By RB And CC) · 29th of July, 20183,468
Midnight Chats (Edited by RB, CC and TS) · 31st of July, 20184,025
Meeting With An Endless (Edited By RB and CC) · 2nd of August, 20184,080
To Begin Again (Edited By RB And CC) · 5th of August, 20183,795
New Arrangements, Old Laws (Edite By RB And CC) · 8th of August, 20183,320
A Tale Of Heroism (Edited By RB And CC) · 11th of August, 20183,510
Prices and Values (RB) · 13th of August, 20184,401
The Corrupting Greed (RB) · 22nd of August, 20188,054
Report And Reconciliation (RB and BF) · 30th of August, 20183,109
Tectonic Scale News (RB and BF) · 4th of September, 20183,397
Royal Jester (SL 96) · 10th of September, 20183,477
A Moment Of Peace (BF) · 23rd of September, 20183,219
The Royal 'Talk' (RB and AP) · 6th of October, 20183,422
Traitors Season (RB and BS) · 24th of October, 20183,408
Plans At Sunset (BS, RB and FS) · 31st of October, 20183,133
Clash Of The Party Planners (BS and RB) · 18th of November, 20183,234
Royal Masquerade Act 1. (BS and RB) · 15th of December, 20183,323
The Waltz Of The Butterflies (BS and RB) · 5th of January, 20193,976
Act 2. The Five Deadly Nobles (RB and BS) · 14th of January, 20193,180
A Flickery Flame Of Fun (RB and BS) · 27th of January, 20193,937
Final Act. The Noble Fool (RB, SC and BS) · 15th of February, 20199,882
Aftershock (BS and RB) · 19th of February, 20193,733
Expose Betrayal, Hidden Support (RB and BS) · 28th of February, 20193,747
An Endless Teaching (RB and BS) · 13th of March, 20194,226
The 3 Founders Of Equestria (RB and BS) · 26th of March, 20193,608
To My Dear Aunts (RB and BS) · 6th of April, 20194,138
Royal Training Session (RB and BS) · 14th of April, 20193,246
A Warrior's Best Friend (RB and BS) · 24th of April, 20193,583
Stepping Into The Unknown (RB and BS) · 5th of May, 20194,899
Blueblood, A Joke Prince Or The Real Deal? (RB and BS) · 18th of May, 20195,985
The Gloating Vanity (RB and BS) · 9th of June, 201911,523
E.D.P (RB and BS) · 28th of June, 20193,466
A Stallion Word (RB and BS) · 12th of July, 20194,329
Verdict (RB and BS) · 26th of July, 20194,491
Scarlet Revenge (RB and BS) · 14th of August, 20193,351
Royal Lineage (RB and BS) · 15th of August, 20192,976
Of Bites And Might (RB and BS) · 8th of September, 20193,908
The Concerns Of Friends (RB and BS) · 27th of September, 20193,436
Change of Guards (RB and BS) · 17th of October, 20194,031
Honor And Chances (RB And BS) · 29th of October, 20193,750
Tricks, Witz And Charms (RB And BS) · 10th of November, 20193,426
Our Place In The Game Board (RB And BS ) · 10th of November, 20193,978
Nifi Offer (RB And BS) · 9th of December, 20193,976
Daily Family Drama (RB And BS) · 25th of December, 20193,769
The A,B,C’s Of Emotions (RB And BS ) · 14th of January, 20203,033
Sin Of A Singer (RB, KTK And BS ) · 30th of January, 20203,844
Amber's Core (RB, KTK And BS) · 23rd of February, 20205,687
Sharp Shoot Proposal (RB, KTK And BS) · 12th of March, 20203,265
Respect For The Departed (BS, RB AND KTK ) · 8th of April, 20203,899
Tempo's Plan (RB and BS) · 6th of May, 20203,556
Neither Blood Nor Moon... (RB And BS) · 17th of May, 20204,052
...Just Nightmares (Edited by BS) · 5th of June, 20203,357
Journey To The Subconscious Part 1 (Edited by BS) · 26th of June, 20203,736
The Six Interpretations (Edited by BS) · 22nd of July, 20203,908
Journey To The Subconscious Part 2 (Edited by BS) · 1st of August, 20204,108
Journey to The Subconscious Part 3 (Edited by BS) · 19th of August, 20204,323
The Scheming Envy (Edited by BS) · 9th of October, 202010,607
A Chat Under The Stars (Edited by BS) · 17th of October, 20202,149
Pinky Pie Proposal (Edited by BS) · 1st of November, 20202,686
Luna The Teacher (Edited By BS) · 7th of November, 20203,402
My Promise To The Sun (Edited By BS) · 18th of November, 20203,211
A City Of Clouds (Edited by BS) · 6th of December, 20203,090
Lock Memory (Edited by BS) · 25th of December, 20204,045
Warning Vision (Edited By BS) · 17th of January, 20213,768
Flight 101 (Edited by BS) · 14th of February, 20212,916
Subtle Push (Edited by BS) · 3rd of March, 20213,193
Veterans Ideology (Edited By BS) · 2nd of April, 20213,773
Prelude To Atonements (Edited By BS) · 12th of April, 20213,819
List Of Atoment (Edited By BS) · 25th of April, 20213,561
Retrospective Chats (Edited By BS) · 16th of May, 20213,751
Noble Proposal (Edited By BS) · 30th of May, 20214,381
Blueblood's Reply (Edited By BS) · 14th of June, 20213,645
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MLP: FiM Violence Death Profanity Drama Mystery Sci-Fi Human Alt. Universe OC Lightning Dust
Humanity's space exploration ultimately took the form of billions of identical probes, capable of building anything (including astronauts themselves) upon arrival at their destinations. One lands in Equestria. Things go downhill from there.
There are 100 billion stars in the Milky Way, and humanity is determined to explore every one. We send probes, probes with the blueprints to reproduce human explorers upon arrival. Uninhabited worlds the galaxy over can be colonized and populated, until after many years they too can join the vast throng of interstellar civilization. But if a probe is very, very lucky, it will land on a populated world instead. Equestria is one such world.
Even so, it's far from perfect for colonization, not with an environment lethal to human life. But each probe is resourceful and armed with the greatest machine intelligence mankind has devised. If placing a human mind into a newly manufactured human body won't work, it will just have to get a little more creative.
This story was written at the behest of Canary In The Coal Mine , who is sponsoring it on my Patreon . As usual, cover by Zutcha . Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail .
Fantastic prereading help from: Chyre, Danger Noodle, Doctor Disco, and Doggyshakespeare (who also did the Esperanto translation). Thank you all for helping to make this story more readable and more consistent for everyone.
Chapters G3.01: Synthesis Complete · 1st of April, 20172,651
G3.01: Some Transit Required · 1st of April, 20172,552
G3.01: Repair Protocol · 8th of April, 20172,774
G4.05: Meaningful Contact · 15th of April, 20174,666
G4.05: Refractory · 22nd of April, 20172,771
G4:05: Transitional State · 29th of April, 20172,831
G4.05: Adopting Change · 6th of May, 20175,459
G4.05: Collect Call · 13th of May, 20172,278
G4.05: Interpolation Error · 20th of May, 20173,099
G4.05: Taking Stock · 6th of April, 20192,271
G4.05: Special Delivery · 27th of May, 20172,573
G4.05: Policy Impact · 3rd of June, 20173,147
G4.05: Native Contact · 10th of June, 20174,134
G5.01: Cost of Employment · 17th of June, 20174,467
G5.01: Settling · 24th of June, 20172,497
G5.01: Designation Earth · 1st of July, 20172,105
G5.05: Satellite · 8th of July, 20174,805
G5.05: Collapse the Wave · 15th of July, 20173,998
G5.05: Deadlight · 22nd of July, 20173,455
G5.05: External Contacts · 29th of July, 20174,688
G5.05: Wonderbolts · 5th of August, 20176,199
G5.05: Transit Equus Zero Violet Zero · 12th of August, 20176,612
G5.05: Marked by Harmony · 19th of August, 20175,750
G5.05: Heart · 26th of August, 20175,448
G5.05: Security Override · 2nd of September, 20175,695
G5.05: Gyroscopic Failure · 9th of September, 20175,161
G5.05: Blood and Ink · 16th of September, 20175,389
G5.05: Datamine · 23rd of September, 20175,582
G5.05: Crisis Response · 30th of September, 20177,104
G6.3850: Harmony Remembers · 7th of October, 20174,943
G6.3850: Welcome to Othar · 14th of October, 20178,123
G6.3850: Mission Complete · 21st of October, 20176,811
G6.3850: Equestria by Wire · 28th of October, 20176,682
G6.3850: Not What You Think · 4th of November, 20175,580
G6.3850: Birds in the Underground · 11th of November, 20178,360
G6.3850: Dragon's Folly · 18th of November, 20175,396
G6.3850: Ceres Proclamation · 25th of November, 20176,518
G6.3850: Major Inglorious · 2nd of December, 20176,400
G6:3850: Missing Pieces · 9th of December, 20175,591
G6.3850: Command · 16th of December, 20176,759
G7.01: Forefathers · 23rd of December, 20179,894
G7.01: Colonial Governor · 30th of December, 20175,718
G7.01: Plan of Action · 6th of January, 20184,998
G7.01: Momentum · 13th of January, 20187,523
G7.01: Guest of the Princess · 20th of January, 20186,413
G7.01: Pyrrhic · 27th of January, 20186,685
G7.01: Map Reduction · 3rd of February, 20186,274
G7.01: Army of One · 10th of February, 20186,221
G7.01: Opening Volley · 17th of February, 20186,747
G7.01: Love in War · 24th of February, 20186,489
G7.01: Selene · 3rd of March, 20186,273
G7.01: Polaris · 10th of March, 20188,068
G7.01: Love the Truth · 17th of March, 20185,990
G7.01: Harmony Control · 24th of March, 20185,913
G7.01: Citizen of Equus · 31st of March, 20185,672
G7.01: Debt · 7th of April, 20187,325
G7.01: Downstream · 14th of April, 20186,833
G7.01: Home · 21st of April, 20185,836
Part 2: The Long Con · 28th of April, 20186,116
Part 2: Invariant Conditions · 5th of May, 20188,498
Part 2: Mission Parameters · 12th of May, 20188,083
Part 2: Jump · 19th of May, 20187,829
Part 2: Contact · 26th of May, 20187,796
Part 2: Storm · 2nd of June, 20186,444
Part 2: Eye of the Maelstrom · 9th of June, 20186,412
Part 2: Atreides Class · 16th of June, 20185,799
Part 2: Turnover · 23rd of June, 20185,547
Part 2: Allegiance · 30th of June, 20185,395
Part 2: Jailbreak · 7th of July, 20186,702
Part 2: Friend on the Edge · 14th of July, 20187,432
Part 2: Persuasion · 21st of July, 20186,877
Part 2: Message and Messenger · 28th of July, 20185,939
Part 2: Intrusion Testing · 4th of August, 20186,404
Part 2: Orbital · 11th of August, 20185,046
Part 2: Citizen Permissions · 18th of August, 20186,439
Part 2: Celestial · 25th of August, 20185,126
Part 2: Unwilling Partners · 1st of September, 20187,555
Part 2: Escape Vector · 8th of September, 20186,590
Part 2: Hostage · 15th of September, 20185,291
Part 2: Hedgemaze · 22nd of September, 20186,528
Part 2: The Florist · 29th of September, 20186,244
Part 2: Revivification · 6th of October, 20188,102
Part 2: Breach · 13th of October, 20186,213
Part 2: Deploy · 20th of October, 20186,828
Part 2: Detonate · 27th of October, 20187,073
Part 2: Emperor's Gambit · 3rd of November, 20185,540
Part 2: Citizen of Equestria · 10th of November, 20185,924
Part 2: Storm Broken · 17th of November, 20187,944
Epilogue · 24th of November, 20186,360
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MLP: FiM Dark Sad Human Celestia Luna OC Main 6
A creature of old has been present in Equestria since the beginning of the rule of the alicorns, watching, waiting. He saw their fall and the sisters' rise to power. Now, for the first time in eons, he steps from watching and takes action.
Chapters Chapter 1: Interception (edit) · 17th of March, 20132,759
Chapter 2: Communication · 19th of March, 20131,552
Chapter 3: A difficult start · 21st of March, 20131,902
Chapter 4: Tea · 22nd of March, 20131,609
Chapter 5: Enlightenment · 24th of March, 20131,558
Chapter 6: Understanding · 26th of March, 20131,467
Chapter 7: Night visit · 30th of March, 20131,557
Chapter 8: Interference · 2nd of April, 20131,483
Chapter 9: Damage control · 7th of April, 20131,397
Chapter 10: Out of the dark · 7th of April, 20131,848
Chapter 11: Discussion · 11th of April, 20131,634
Chapter 12: Insight · 14th of April, 20131,443
Chapter 13: Denial · 18th of April, 20131,956
Chapter 14: Into the void · 21st of April, 20131,981
Chapter 15: Home of forgotten prayers · 23rd of April, 20132,501
Chapter 16: Celestia's choice · 28th of April, 20131,648
Chapter 17: Zaeres' decision · 28th of April, 20131,644
Chapter 18: Epilogue · 28th of April, 2013442
Bonus: In empty space · 19th of May, 2013906
Late announcement · 24th of May, 201360
Bonus: Behind the Scenes · 21st of July, 20133,598
Likes: 1908 Dislikes: 51
Equestria Girls Dark Slice of Life Human Granny Smith Main 6 Sunset Shimmer
An Equestria Girls tale. Rainbow Dash dares Sunset Shimmer to try meat. The results are not what any of them expected.
One day, Rainbow Dash notices something about Sunset Shimmer: she only eats salads, fruit, and non-meat products. So she decides to dare the former pony to try a meat product the next day at lunch. Little do they know what's on the menu that day...
Set in the Equestria Girls universe.
Chapters
Likes: 1908 Dislikes: 144
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Violence Death Profanity Romance Adventure Comedy Twilight Rainbow Dash Scootaloo Trixie OC
A Blue Angels pilot is saved from a fiery crash by a most unexpected savior
The Blue Angels: the greatest stunt pilot group on or above Earth. When one of their recruits is involved in a horrible mid-flight accident, the last thing he ever expected was being saved by a blue angel of his own...
^------------Inspired by this epic pic by johnjoseco.deviantart.com
WARNING: This story contains quite a bit of Applied and Theoretical Physics, so just a heads up! ^^;
Also contains strong language/suggestive content when appropriate
Further Story-related information may be found here:http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/92839
Ponyville Reference Map for this story: http://s938.photobucket.com/user/9moviefan/media/PonyvilleMap-1.jpg.html?sort=3&o=78
Song Playlist (warning, may contain spoilers!) :Blue Angel Playlist
Blue Angel now has a TVTropes Page!
Chapters Prologue-Pt 1: Clear for Takeoff! · 9th of September, 20122,826
Prologue-Pt 2: Risky Business · 21st of September, 20123,275
Prologue-Pt 3: Toes For Breakfast?! · 21st of September, 20122,783
Prologue-Pt 4: Back To The Basics · 14th of August, 20124,559
Prologue-Pt 5: What Are Friends For? · 14th of August, 20123,205
Prologue-Pt 6: Just Me Being Me · 14th of August, 20123,420
Prologue-Pt 7: New Kid On The Block · 14th of August, 20123,187
Prologue-Pt 8: Secrets and Lies...and Pinkie Promises · 15th of November, 20126,754
Prologue-Pt 9: Emotional Divergence · 14th of August, 20126,894
Prologue-Pt 10: The Things We (Mis)Say · 16th of November, 20123,034
Prologue-Pt 11: For the First Time in a Long Time · 14th of August, 20126,975
Prologue-Pt 12: A Little Daring Do · 18th of August, 201210,015
Prologue Q&A Responses and stuff! 8D · 20th of April, 2012891
The Hurricane-Pt 1: Mornings Are Awkward · 14th of August, 20125,425
The Hurricane-Pt 2: Ignorance is Bliss · 14th of August, 20129,425
The Hurricane-Pt 3: Meanwhile... · 28th of November, 20124,677
The Hurricane-Pt 4: Invasion of Privacy · 14th of August, 20124,053
The Hurricane-Pt 5: Mind = Blown · 14th of August, 201211,301
The Hurricane-Pt 6: Rock Shows, Bad Hair, and Groupies · 17th of September, 20126,087
The Hurricane-Pt 7: You Need Professional Help · 14th of August, 20127,316
The Hurricane-Pt 8: Not At All What I Expected · 24th of November, 20125,762
The Hurricane-Pt 9: Prove Me Wrong · 14th of August, 20125,907
The Hurricane-Pt 10: Many Meetings · 14th of August, 20127,273
The Hurricane-Pt 11: A Necessary Evil · 14th of August, 201213,038
The Hurricane-Pt 12: Miyagi · 14th of August, 201211,065
The Hurricane Story Arc Q&A Responses! · 10th of June, 20121,689
The Running-Pt 1: On Your Mark... · 14th of August, 20128,961
The Running-Pt 2: Crepuscular Conversing · 14th of August, 20127,864
The Running-Pt 3: Security Matters · 14th of August, 20128,491
The Running-Pt 4: A Line in the Sand · 14th of August, 201210,099
The Running-Pt 5: Royal Librarian Revelations · 14th of August, 201210,764
The Running-Pt 6: Get Set... · 1st of September, 201210,837
The Running-Pt 7: There's a Storm Coming... · 14th of August, 201211,309
The Running-Pt 8: A Thief, A Crusader, and a Hell of a Night · 28th of November, 201211,646
The Running-Pt 9: BBFAD · 14th of August, 201211,822
The Running-Pt 10: ...Go! · 14th of August, 201212,754
The Running-Pt 11: I Won't Back Down · 14th of August, 201211,860
The Running-Pt 12: Cutting Deep · 14th of August, 201210,921
The Running Q&A Responses! · 19th of August, 20121,114
Inseptium Nova-Pt 1: Red Barons and Herrings · 23rd of August, 201214,883
Inseptium Nova-Pt 2: You've Gotta Be Bucking Kidding Me... · 3rd of September, 201210,314
Inseptium Nova-Pt 3: Hammer-space and Musical Therapy · 3rd of September, 201217,540
Inseptium Nova-Pt 4: Trix Are For Kids... · 13th of December, 20129,728
Inseptium Nova: Pt 5: The Great and Powerful Escape · 8th of September, 20126,496
Inseptium Nova-Pt 6: The Enemy of My Enemy... · 14th of September, 201211,607
Inseptium Nova-Pt 7: Pyromania and Deja-Vu · 17th of September, 201211,137
Inseptium Nova-Pt 8: Murphy's Law · 27th of November, 201215,280
Inseptium Nova-Pt 9: Trouble on the Horizon · 22nd of September, 20129,668
Inseptium Nova-Pt 10: Acceptance · 25th of September, 201210,147
Inseptium Nova-Pt 11: Magic Kindergarten 101 · 4th of October, 20129,463
Inseptium Nova-Pt 12: Magic Kindergarten 201 · 5th of October, 20126,018
Inseptium Nova-Pt 13: Today, I Learned · 13th of October, 20127,043
Inseptium Nova-Pt 14: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? · 6th of December, 20128,008
Inseptium Nova-Pt 15: Volare · 6th of November, 201230,854
Inseptium Nova Q&A Character Responses! · 8th of November, 201218,764
Truth or Dare-Pt 1: Antici-....pation · 16th of November, 20128,764
Truth or Dare-Pt 2: Zero · 25th of November, 201215,409
Truth or Dare-Pt 3: Mea Culpa · 7th of December, 201212,768
Truth or Dare-Pt 4: Suspicions, Celebrations, and Inebriations · 7th of December, 201216,982
Truth or Dare-Pt 5: A Fighting Chance · 14th of December, 201218,792
Truth or Dare-Pt 6: Playing Chicken · 19th of December, 201211,004
Truth or Dare-Pt 7: Sharp Conversations · 27th of December, 20128,019
Truth or Dare-Pt 8: Hello, Murphy... · 5th of January, 201315,667
Truth or Dare-Pt 9: Good Intentions Pave the Path to Ponyhell · 24th of January, 201319,523
Truth or Dare-Pt 10: Fool's Gold Still Shines · 2nd of February, 201318,626
Truth or Dare-Pt 11: Thunderstruck · 16th of February, 201326,306
Truth or Dare-Pt 12: The Only Thing Missing... · 1st of March, 201321,509
Truth or Dare-Pt 13: ...Is You By My Side · 16th of March, 201324,353
Truth or Dare-Pt 14: Pride... · 27th of March, 201317,692
Truth or Dare-Pt 15: ...and Prejudice · 22nd of June, 201330,738
Truth or Dare Pt-16: The Princess and the Pebble · 14th of June, 201422,663
Truth or Dare-Pt 17: Sovereign Skullduggery · 24th of July, 201813,378
Likes: 1902 Dislikes: 35
MLP: FiM Comedy Random Slice of Life Twilight Spike Celestia OC Main 6
A strange voice appears in Twilight's head.
Have you ever heard strange voices in your head? Have you ever felt like your life is being observed or controlled by some omnipotent being? Twilight Sparkle has, and it's driving her up a wall; the FOURTH wall! Watch the hilarity ensue as Twilight hears the soothingly manly voice of yours truly!
Chapters
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MLP: FiM Adventure Mystery Human OC
One day, Earth. The next, everyone is gone and I'm a pony. What the heck is going on?
Until yesterday, my life was no different than anybody's. Go to work, pay the bills, sleep. Today, I woke up to a world without humans. The streets are empty, the power grid is running down, and not another soul is in sight. That might not be the worst thing, if I wasn't also a pony.
Where is everyone? Why is this happening to me?
Will l stay sane long enough to starve?
This story is currently raising money for a hardcover print! For the next month, if you'd like a copy, click here!
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Note To E-Reader users: This story contains illustrations in each chapter, which will be lost in the standard fimfiction chapter export. The generous Phoen1x took the time to produce an epub version with all the illustrations intact, which you can download here .
A huge thanks to Zutcha for all his hard work on the art of this story. Also a huge thanks to my editors Two Bit and Sparktail , for tolerating my half-written crap.
Chapters Chapter 1: May 23 · 23rd of May, 20152,560
Chapter 2: May 24 · 24th of May, 20151,766
Chapter 3: May 25 · 25th of May, 20152,608
Chapter 4: May 26 · 26th of May, 20152,218
Chapter 5: May 27 · 27th of May, 20152,024
Chapter 6: May 28 · 28th of May, 20151,169
Chapter 7: May 30 · 29th of May, 20152,331
Chapter 8: May 31 · 30th of May, 20151,994
Chapter 9: June 1 · 31st of May, 20151,954
Chapter 10: June 2 · 1st of June, 20151,459
Chapter 11: June 3 · 2nd of June, 20151,683
Chapter 12: June 4 · 3rd of June, 20151,688
Chapter 13: June 5 · 4th of June, 20152,205
Chapter 14: June 6 · 5th of June, 20152,080
Chapter 15: June 7 · 6th of June, 20152,282
Chapter 16: June 8-12 · 7th of June, 20152,075
Chapter 17: June 13 · 8th of June, 20152,496
Chapter 18: June 14-15 · 9th of June, 20152,335
Chapter 19: June 16 · 10th of June, 20151,441
Chapter 20: June 17-19 · 11th of June, 20152,257
Chapter 21: June 20 · 12th of June, 20152,182
Chapter 22: June 21-24 · 13th of June, 20152,042
Chapter 23: June 25 · 14th of June, 20151,864
Chapter 24: June 26-27 · 15th of June, 20152,007
Chapter 25: June 28-July 2 · 16th of June, 20151,755
Chapter 26: July 3 · 17th of June, 20151,828
Chapter 27: July 4 · 18th of June, 20151,870
Chapter 28: July 5-7 · 19th of June, 20151,879
Chapter 29: July 8 · 20th of June, 20152,049
Chapter 30: July 9 · 21st of June, 20152,692
Chapter 31: July 10 · 22nd of June, 20152,104
Chapter 32: July 11-17 · 23rd of June, 20151,912
Chapter 33: July 18-24 · 24th of June, 20151,615
Chapter 34: July 25 · 25th of June, 20152,727
Chapter 35: July 26 · 26th of June, 20152,337
Chapter 36: Meeting Transcript (July 27) · 27th of June, 20152,743
Chapter 37: July 27 · 28th of June, 20151,563
Chapter 38: July 28-29 · 29th of June, 20151,933
Chapter 39: July 30-31 · 30th of June, 20151,836
Chapter 40: August 1 · 1st of July, 20152,371
Chapter 41: August 7 · 2nd of July, 20152,333
Chapter 42: August 8 (Part 1) · 3rd of July, 20152,058
Chapter 43: August 8 (Part 2) · 3rd of July, 20152,974
Chapter 44: August 8 (Part 3) · 3rd of July, 20151,992
Chapter 45: August 9 · 4th of July, 20152,758
Chapter 46: August 11 · 5th of July, 20151,629
Chapter 47: August 12 · 6th of July, 20152,172
Chapter 48: August 13 · 7th of July, 20152,210
Chapter 49: August 14 · 31st of July, 20192,717
Epilogue: Interview · 23rd of May, 20172,369
Likes: 1897 Dislikes: 55
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Main 6
When Fluttershy encounters a new creature in the Everfree forest, how will the ponies deal with its strange ways and its inability to speak?
On a visit to the Everfree forest, Fluttershy encounters a creature she has never seen before. It’s tall, it wears clothes and nopony can understand it. Can the ponies of Ponyville make friends with this new creature, even when they do not understand eachother?
(28.1.2017) Did I...Did I get featured?
Huge thanks to lordelliott for helping me proofread and edit.
Chapters Chapter 1 - A chance encounter · 16th of January, 20171,201
Chapter 2 - Monsters are boring · 23rd of January, 20171,826
Chapter 3 - For whom the bell tolls · 26th of January, 20172,549
Chapter 4 - The terror that is Fluttershy · 27th of January, 20171,556
Chapter 5 - If at first you fail, try, try again · 28th of January, 20172,750
Interlude - Penpals · 30th of January, 2017971
Chapter 6 - Friends and family · 1st of February, 20173,865
Chapter 7 - Old fashion, new fashion (Edited) · 3rd of February, 20173,296
Chapter 8 - In to Ponyville · 8th of February, 20172,487
Chapter 9 - Welcome to Ponyville · 18th of February, 20173,898
Interlude - Sun and Moon · 22nd of February, 2017872
Chapter 10 - Neighbourly · 1st of March, 20173,406
Chapter 11 - Magic Duel · 4th of March, 20173,390
Chapter 12 - Aftermath · 22nd of March, 20171,971
Chapter 13 - Lessons · 28th of March, 20174,755
Interlude - Look before you sleep, take two · 7th of May, 20171,499
Chapter 14 - Music Is In the Air · 15th of May, 20172,875
Chapter 15 - Sleepless in Ponyville · 28th of May, 20178,355
Interlude - Tea Time in Dream Time · 4th of June, 20171,344
Chapter 16 - Trixie's Farewell Party, Part 1 · 24th of July, 20175,999
Chapter 17 - Trixie's Farewell Party, Part 2 · 1st of August, 20177,944
Chapter 18 - Trixie's Farewell Party, Part 3 · 6th of August, 20171,928
Interlude - Preparing For... · 30th of August, 2017701
Interlude - A Morning Detour · 4th of September, 20171,927
Chapter 19 - A Royal Visit · 16th of September, 20177,148
Chapter 20 - Friendly Visit, Part 1 · 16th of February, 20183,684
Chapter 21 - Friendly Visit, Part 2 · 5th of March, 20183,783
Chapter 22 - Friendly Visit, Part 3 · 26th of March, 20186,810
Interlude - ??? · 26th of March, 2018535
Interlude - R&R (April Fools) · 1st of April, 20183,405
Interlude - Letter From Twilight · 8th of April, 20182,159
Chapter 23 - Roommate, Part 1 · 5th of July, 20185,478
Chapter 24 - Roommate, Part 2 · 23rd of November, 20184,865
Chapter 25 - Roommate, Part 3 · 17th of December, 20185,534
Chapter 26 - Keep Calm And Visit Your Neighbors, Part 1 · 14th of May, 20193,697
Chapter 27 - Keep Calm And Visit Your Neighbors, Part 2 · 7th of April, 20204,884
Likes: 1896 Dislikes: 41
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Slice of Life Alt. Universe Celestia Luna OC
An ancient law thrusts the Common and the Royal together over a pair of noses.
Baked Bean is but one of the thousands of tourists in Canterlot, and he's looking for some inspiration to help launch his writing career. To this end, he pays a visit to the Royal Gardens, but while there he quickly and quite accidentally invokes a long-forgotten law that will completely upend his life and thrust him into the spotlight...
As Celestia's husband.
And all this because of noses.
As seen on Equestria Daily!
Cover art graciously provided by the Right Most Awesome Backlash91! Sipioc!
Proofreading and prereading services provided by Georg, Sipioc, and Moon Fire!
Fan Art for this story can be found right here!
Chapters 1. - Whoops · 12th of August, 20174,691
2. - Let Me Explain... · 16th of August, 20176,425
3. - Seeds Sown in Adversity · 18th of August, 20175,283
4. - A Truce by Night · 20th of August, 20171,735
5. - Terms and Conditions Apply · 23rd of August, 20177,220
6. - The Verdict · 26th of August, 20173,544
7. - The Feeling is Nuptial · 28th of August, 20174,124
8. - The Talk · 2nd of September, 20174,405
9. - Mind the Gap, This Way Out · 6th of September, 20174,936
10. - So, Now What? · 9th of September, 20174,443
11. - A Grand Day Out · 14th of September, 20177,070
12. - Celestial Musings · 16th of September, 20171,844
13. - Meet the Press · 20th of September, 20175,797
14. - State of Bean · 24th of September, 20175,375
15. - Good Night · 25th of September, 20171,850
16. - Check This Out · 29th of September, 20175,766
17. - Ponyville Part 1 · 4th of October, 20174,679
18. - Ponyville Part 2 · 7th of October, 20175,157
19. - 20,000 Leagues · 11th of October, 20175,526
20. - Meetings, Meals and Makeovers · 15th of October, 20175,965
21. - Wysteria and Quill · 16th of October, 20171,886
22. - Do You Feel the Love? · 22nd of October, 20174,128
23. - Bad Bean · 24th of October, 20174,281
24. - I Saw The Future · 28th of October, 20174,846
25. - Date Night · 5th of November, 20175,325
26. - Day Break · 13th of November, 20174,910
27. - Irritation · 20th of November, 20174,548
28. - Sick Day · 26th of November, 20177,052
29. - A Wrinkle In Time · 30th of November, 20174,523
30. - Understanding · 7th of December, 20175,630
31. - Afterglow · 13th of December, 20173,104
Bonus - Nightmare Night Special! · 31st of October, 20173,617
Likes: 1890 Dislikes: 19
MLP: FiM Dark Comedy Random Trixie Starlight Glimmer
Trixie's line of work is dangerous. But she's a careful showpony, and that's why she's only died a few dozen times in her career. She thinks this is normal.
Trixie's line of work is dangerous. But she's a careful showpony, and that's why she's only died a few dozen times in her career.
She thinks this is normal.
Chapters
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MLP: FiM Drama Slice of Life Human Applejack Luna CMCs Nurse Redheart Self Insert
When I agreed to be sent to Equestria I didn't read the fine print. I'm the wrong age, the wrong gender, and lost in the wilderness.
Chinese Translation: https://fimtale.com/t/9306
Can't vouch for its accuracy since I don't speak Chinese but it's being translated by a human who goes by DreamsSetFree.
Hi to all my Chinese readers!
New Cover art commissioned from Lunar Froxy.
Chapters Self-Reliance · 16th of October, 20193,201
Self-Doubt · 22nd of October, 20192,935
Self-Examination · 8th of November, 20192,468
Bonus Content: What if? · 31st of October, 2019766
Self-Incrimination · 21st of November, 20193,618
Supplemental: Patient Notes 1 · 24th of November, 2019288
Delirium · 28th of November, 2019816
Supplemental: Patient Notes 2 · 4th of December, 2019729
The Hoof that Feeds You · 8th of December, 20192,919
Bonus Content 2 · 12th of December, 2019555
Activities of Daily Living · 15th of December, 20191,180
I'm Not Locked in Here With You... · 7th of January, 20203,632
Sufficiently Indistinguishable · 13th of January, 20201,809
Ain’t that a Thaum in the Hoof · 21st of January, 20202,245
Best Policy · 5th of February, 20201,189
Highly Illogical · 12th of February, 20201,356
Perspective · 19th of February, 2020756
Not a Kid · 26th of February, 2020762
The Royal We · 8th of March, 20201,219
A Little Greenhorn · 15th of April, 20202,756
Musical Interlude · 13th of May, 2020107
It's not RAD · 21st of May, 20202,463
Supplemental: Patient Notes 3 · 10th of June, 2020148
To Greener Pastures · 22nd of June, 20201,616
The Blame Game · 2nd of July, 20201,500
Calm Down Green · 14th of August, 20201,258
I Do Not Like Them Here or There · 17th of September, 20201,774
That We Have But Slumbered Here · 6th of November, 20201,578
Musical Interlude II · 3rd of January, 2021155
Oh to be Old Again · 17th of January, 20211,411
Counting the Days · 2nd of February, 20212,048
Mind Over Matter · 20th of February, 20211,239
I Do Not Like Them Anywhere · 6th of March, 20211,090
You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Green · 12th of March, 20211,039
Bonus Content 3 · 13th of March, 20211,366
What a Strange Little Filly · 16th of March, 20212,692
Cheer Up Green · 4th of April, 20211,503
Life in Equestria · 15th of April, 20212,780
Book Horse · 3rd of May, 20212,304
Bonus Content 4 · 9th of May, 20211,985
Likes: 1863 Dislikes: 112
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Human Silver Spoon
A human is roped into foalsitting the spoiled Silver Spoon. Something something something SEX!
Trigger warning! Foalcon! Silver Spoon is older than in the show, but still illegal in at least 37 alternate versions of Equestria!
Josh is roped into 'foalsitting' Silver Spoon for a weekend. But little does he know that the young filly is experiencing her transformation into a young adult, and the surge of hormones with it. That special time in a filly's life, a throwback to the 'estrus' of ancient, uncivilized ponies.
So Josh finds himself alone, for a weekend, in a mansion, with a seriously cute, seriously needy filly.
Will he be able to resist the charms of Silver Spoon?
Spoiler: No, he won't.
Chapters Serving Silver · 15th of July, 20134,032
Sultry Silver · 4th of August, 20132,776
Stimulating Silver · 26th of August, 20133,710
Satisfying Silver · 13th of November, 20133,911
Salacious Silver · 23rd of April, 20145,793
Likes: 1853 Dislikes: 129
MLP: FiM Sad Slice of Life Tragedy Human Apple Bloom Cheerilee Derpy Lyra Other
A human is off to a rough start when Fluttershy finds him eating one of her chickens, and breaks his arm. Can Derpy and the human convince Ponyville to give him a second chance?
When Fluttershy finds a human in her backyard trying to eat one of her chickens, she and a majority of the residents of Ponyville only want this dangerous creature as far away from their town as possible.
After a less than stellar first impression, Derpy Hooves and the human struggle to quell the rumors surrounding his diet, and convince the townsfolk that he's harmless.
Will the human be able to make himself meek enough to coexist? Or will he be driven out of town with torches and pitchforks?
Each chapter is told from the perspective of a different pony.
Chapters The Guest Speaker (Cheerilee) · 3rd of June, 20124,265
The Tenant (Derpy) · 17th of June, 20125,047
The Customer (Rarity) · 10th of June, 20125,034
The Farm Hand (Applejack) · 13th of March, 20138,417
A Friend in Need (Cheerilee) · 17th of March, 20135,786
The Human (Spike) · 4th of June, 20131,676
The Pedestrian (Lucky) · 16th of June, 20135,744
The Applicant (Mayor Mare) · 21st of June, 20132,372
The Guest (Bon Bon) · 20th of July, 20135,769
The Assistant (Lucky) · 26th of July, 20132,977
The Dreamer (Luna) · 19th of August, 20132,611
The Shut In (Derpy) · 27th of November, 20134,251
The Signator (Spike) · 25th of December, 20132,446
The Patron (Twilight) · 27th of December, 20132,420
The Vocalist (Lyra) · 7th of January, 20145,050
The Fugitive (Apple Bloom) · 23rd of January, 20143,165
The Criminal (Luna) · 11th of March, 20146,932
Epilogue: The Vagabond · 21st of June, 20147,328
Deleted Scenes and Commentary · 21st of June, 20148,082
Likes: 1841 Dislikes: 152
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna Cadance Main 6 Chrysalis
A guy wakes up as the LAST pony he wants to be.
Dave has had a rough couple of weeks. His girlfriend dumped him, his mom died, and now he lost his job. He wanted some time to relax but a being from another world has a different idea.
Not mention an evil sense of humor.
Featured on 9/24/2015
Chapters Intro: Waking Up · 16th of February, 2015835
Explanations · 24th of March, 20151,459
And So it Begins.. · 1st of April, 20153,043
New Cadance · 12th of May, 20152,833
Become a Pret... Awesome Pony Princess: Part 1 · 26th of June, 20152,802
Becoming a Pret...Awesome Pony Princess: Part 2 · 30th of June, 20153,870
Rides and Memories · 15th of July, 20151,909
Time with the Gryphons · 21st of July, 20152,807
Destiny and Family · 4th of August, 20153,534
Prank War · 31st of August, 20152,286
Family Bonding · 24th of September, 20151,651
Guest Chapter 1 Failure with a Spark of Hope · 8th of October, 20151,442
PONYVILLE · 6th of January, 20162,967
Foreign Relations · 23rd of March, 20162,861
Royal Fun · 9th of July, 20161,692
Night Affairs Part 1 · 6th of May, 20171,975
Night Affairs part 2 · 20th of May, 20182,565
Night Affairs Part 3 · 2nd of May, 20191,585
Home and Birthdays (UE) · 22nd of June, 20191,682
Stress and Gala · 6th of June, 20202,027
Crazy Day · 23rd of May, 20211,636
Likes: 1838 Dislikes: 24
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Twilight Rainbow Dash Bat Pony
Rainbow discovers that she has a pest problem in her house. The pest turns out to be both cuter and more annoying than she expected.
A winner of the 2015 Bat Pony writing contest.
Russian translation by KoylanGOLD The Most Annoying House Guest
Chapters
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