Anon is summoned to Princess Celestia's chamber, he drops the spaghetti
After a few months in Equestria Anon is summoned by Celestia, although he doesn't know why. Needless to say he's somewhat apprehensive of speaking with the horse overlord, lets all keep our fingers/hooves crossed for the poor guy!
This is just a completely absurd one shot I thought up while at work today. I don't figure it'll do that well but, to me, it was too damn funny not to write down. If nothing else I hope y'all get a chuckle out of it!
Twilight awakens one morning with an odd tic: she can't stop talking in cliches and phrases. All this, on the eve of a big speech in Canterlot, too. Starlight tries to help, but might her magical 'remedy' cause more problems than it solves?
As mildly interested in Anthropology, I always sorta wanted to be human, but not for real! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a mare, not a dude! Humans aren't real... right?
Curious about the number 23? Come check out the story that inspired Jim Carey's manager to ban any more movies with numbers for titles!
Even though Lyra Heartstring's "Anthropology" was discontinued from circulation years ago, my friends and I were still mildly interested in humans. Things got strange one day when I found my cutie mark had disappeared. Nopony has ever had a cutie mark disappear before, so where the heck did they go? And who messed with my mane?!
Written in tribute to a great guy... or is it pony now... named Twisted Spectrum, and the story they wrote five years ago that nearly made the world burn.
Disclaimer! May contain language, sexual situations, violence, and jokes not suitable for children, unless you let your kids watch Game of Thrones. In that case, you're awesome. Just not at parenting.
Gulliver's visit to the Land of the Houyhnhms should have been his last trip. Fate said otherwise..
Dr. Lemuel Gulliver's trip to the land of the Houyhnhms should have be his last voyage anywhere further than the nearest pub. Fate had other plans, and now he is in a race against time to find a cure for the strange malady he picked up in his last voyage.
"...My family had insisted my first, and now it would seem only, visit to that land of fair and graceful people who lived in eternal harmony was to be my last trip ever away from home.
"So I had once sworn to my wife, Elanore, my son, Alexander, and my daughter, Elisabeth. Never more would I roam, nor seek out the perfect people, perfect despite the fact they walk on four hooves... The land of the Houyhnhms."
"Fate had other plans for my vow, yet still held me to it in a strange way none could anticipate...."
Sweetie Belle and Terramar are going somewhere together on a train for some reason. The train breaks down. It’s hot. Sweetie suggests they pass the time by having Terramar utterly ruin every hole in her body. That’s it. That’s the whole thing.
Unguligrade anthro. All CMC and peers are in their early 20s now. Feel old yet?.
CONTAINS: Flattie Belle. Undetected public sex. Well, probably mostly undetected. All standard hetero sex stuff, light edging, wet and messy, anal fisting, ass-to-mouth.
A creature from the depths of the EverFree forest has become entranced by a certain yellow pegasus.
A mysterious creature from within the forest of Everfree has fallen for a certain yellow pegasus, to the point of watching her constantly. But will she feel the same, or simply fear him like all the rest?
[HiE] A collection of steamy moments between a man and his pony husband.
Matthew the human and Amiti the zebra have been married for a few months now, but the passion is far from dead. When a man and a stallion love each other very much...
A collection of moments too steamy for print from Those Stripes. Each chapter will be listed approximately where it takes place story-wise. Each chapter is going to be mostly stand-alone clop, though some of the context may be lost if you haven't read the main story. Trigger Warning: M/M, (very) light bondage, toy play
Being a princess in Equestria is tiring work, and after many long years of rule, they've seen absolutely everything. Right? - [A series of short stories]
Being a princess in Equestria is tiring work. After many long years of rule, they've seen absolutely everything. Right?
A series of short (ish!) stories about our favourite four-legged diarchy and how they deal with various things modern Equestrian life throws at them.
It's not as though it's going to be difficult. They've seen plenty of generations come and go. Nopony could possibly put them out of their depth.
They think.
Stories so far:
Healthy Living: Celestia can't remember if she ever had the one-time disease "Filly Fever". It's been so long, she must have forgotten it.
Trending Topic: A new toy craze takes Equestria by storm, and Luna is in the eye of it all.
Princess Celestia's Uneventful Day: It's nice to unwind and read a good book once in a while. Fate has other plans.
Dragged to a club by his brother, Prince Solaris finds himself being eyed by a rather studly stallion...
Solaris was never a fan of the party scene, but being forced to wear something so slatternly made the situation so much more unbearable. Hoping to avoid the energetic ponies, he sequestered himself by the bar - that was, until one particularly brawny Prince came over to make an introduction...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Oral, Anal, Size Difference, Surprisingly Tender Regal Rutting, and a Sizeable Creampie
Artwork by Unnero11
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Sandbar decides to spend the holiday season with his girlfriend Yona in Yakyakistan for Snilldar Fest. However, it takes the stallion a little longer than expected to realize what she meant when she said she wanted to smash together as a couple...
Even though the idea of leaving his family for Hearth's Warming was rather daunting, young Sandbar was equally excited to spend the holidays in Yakyakistan with his new girlfriend Yona. She seemed rather keen on letting the pony experience Snilldar Fest for the first time, as well as sharing a special Smashing as a couple. However, due to the fact that 'Smash' translates to many different terms in Yakyakistan, Sandbar wasn't completely aware of what she meant until they're finally alone...
This story was the winner of November's Patreon Commission Story Poll, and was an entry submitted by Winter Quill. This story contains M/F clop, and both characters are over the age of consent.
You, how did you do this, you thought it was impossible, but you guess not.
On a regular day you did the usual, go to Sugar Cube Corner then to the gym, then the rest of the day is your oyster. There was this one occasion where you were invited by Fluttershy to help her with her animals, funny thing was that Rainbow Dash was there as well, but you don't remember that day very well, until they both came to your house to tell you some shocking news.
Lee has a night out with his good friend, Fluttershy.
After landing in Equestria, Lee has made many friends, of them is one very special one. A pony named Fluttershy, the Element of Kindness. He decides to do something nice for her, and takes her for a night out in the town.
Look out... for this train of feels is about to derail, down a mountain, of stomach clenching cuteness.
Image by: takua770 on dA Written by: Dustchu All characters belong to their respective owners. I only own my characters who will be listed at the end of the story.
Windy Whistles enjoys a quiet morning of solitude...
Having the day off, while her husband is at work, Windy tries to figure out what to do with herself. Unsure of how to wile away her morning, she helps herself to a shower. To be sure, she'll find something to occupy herself...
Kinks Include: A MILF Shamelessly Rubbing One Out
This is a little promo piece for an animation Hatter's Lye made! Go find the video on his patreon! Art by Hatter's Lye (Patreon HattersLye, Derpi hatter's lye, Twitter HattersLye)
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When a spell goes awry, Rainbow Dash ends up with a horn to go along with her wings. While Twilight tries to find a spell to reverse it, Rainbow Dash decides to be a responsible adult and not do anything too brash.
Just kidding, she screws everything up.
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There are mentions of implied sex as well as sex jokes but nothing explicit.
Discord causes some pretty perverted mayhem involving two certain citizens of Ponyville.
Discord feels restless lately, and seeks out possible subjects within the fair city of Ponyville who can satisfy him. Eventually coming across Trixie and Starlight Glimmer, he decides that they'll do splendidly.
Canterlot is drowning. Prominent disappearances rock the city, and a terrible new magic surges across the underground. Midnight Oil might not be the best investigator in town, but she's the bat most determined to put things right.
Midnight Oil might not be the most well-known investigator in Canterlot. She might not have the longest list of solved cases, or the best contacts with the authorities. What she does have are guts, and the street-smarts that come from a life in the underworld. But when her abilities are challenged by her biggest case yet, Equestria's ancient capital might not survive the terror of strange alchemy!
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.
This story was written as a commission for FZ6pilot, who created Midnight Oil and inspired the general premise. It will be told in a series of episodes, the first of which will update each Thursday until complete.
A new alliance between ponies and changelings have brought the two races together in harmony and friendship. Now, on Hearth's Warming Eve, a changeling drone is preparing a big surprise for her coltfriend.
After years of conflict, ponies and changelings finally came together in harmony and friendship. Now, a couple of years since the new alliance, drone CD-042 or Mending Heart is preparing her house for the most important Hearth's Warming Eve of her entire life, when she would make a surprise for her coltfriend.
Little did she knew that her coltfriend, Ancient Scroll, also had a surprise planned for her.
While spending the day at Sunset's house, Spike asks her and Twilight a question that's been bothering him. "Why is he a dog?". Is he just 'a talking dog' or 'human-level intelligent'? The answer leads to more questions. Of course, they now have to decide what exactly to do with that information.
Commander Shepard crash lands The Normandy on a strange planet filled with weird, talking horses. Of course, he's renegade as shrek, so he could care less.
Disclaimer: If you don't like bad jokes you're gonna hate this.
Commander Bob Shepard is your average zombie space marine, he likes long walks on the beach, crushing the enemy, and destroying things for no reason, but what happens when he goes too far?
It'll be obvious by the end of paragraph two, but I was high when I played Mass Effect.
