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TSnuggly Buggly

Likes: 420 Dislikes: 30

on Fimfiction, by Twinkletail

MLP: FiMSexProfanitySlice of LifeSecond PersonThoraxAnon

Thorax has a question for Anon.

You and Thorax are bros, and bros don't snuggle. Thorax disagrees.

Contains lots of snuggling. No actual intercourse; the sex tag is just there for occasional lewd references.

MThe Princess and The Penis

Likes: 419 Dislikes: 67

on Fimfiction, by PRlNCESS CADENCE

MLP: FiMSexRomancePornSecond PersonHumanFlurry HeartAnon

Flurry Heart has a crush on you.

Emergency!

Princess Cadence and Shining Armor have been called away to visit the new prince in Yakyakistan at the very last minute! Luckily for them, however, you're always dependable as a foal-sitter whenever they need you. Not only that, but Flurry Heart actually requested you personally!

As you come to realize that she might have come to develop feelings for you, though, you start to wonder how deep those feelings are. Turns out they're balls deep in her vagina.

Commission for Dezmo.
Art generously drawn by Not Enough Coffee

Featured on July 6th, 2020!

TAnon the Therapist

Likes: 417 Dislikes: 21

on Fimfiction, by B_25

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTwilightAnon

A depressed Anon, aided by countless books on psychology and philosophy, tries his luck at being a therapist for the fluffy ponies that surround him. Do ponies even have the problems he deals with? Do ponies even need the help he can offer?


Art by osawari_64

Edits by Tranquil Serenity.

MRainbow Dash's Very Awkward Problem

Likes: 417 Dislikes: 12

on Fimfiction, by NightStalker

MLP: FiMProfanityComedySlice of LifeRainbow DashSpike

Dash comes to Spike for help with a rather embarrassing problem.

[Sexless] [M/F]

Rainbow Dash has a problem. It's a really, really embarrassing problem that she doesn't want to talk about. She needs help, and she specifically needs help from Spike. More specifically, she needs help from Spike because he doesn't have hooves and can "reach certain things and places".

~~~

Spike is a legal adult in this story.

This story was inspired by a comment made on the Derpibooru post for the image used as this story's cover art. Unfortunately, the one who made the comment was an anonymous user, so that's as far as credit can be given sadly.

Fun fact: I wrote this LAST FEBRUARY, and then completely forgot about it until now. Oops!

Cover Art: Mostazathy

MScientific Analysis

Likes: 417 Dislikes: 26

on Fimfiction, by Samey90

MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifePornDerpyDoctor Whooves

The Doctor is interested in some peculiar properties of Derpy's butt. Research ensues.

It occured to the Doctor a long time ago that his faithful assistant's behind has some rather interesting capacities. Bending reality, changing entropy... There was a lot of data suggesting something deeper. Now, the Doctor finally has a chance to study Derpy's butt in the controlled laboratory environment. And Derpy doesn't mind a little science either...

A collaboration with Bootsy Slickmane who also drew the coverart.

Reading by Yamazaki
Russian translation by FoxcubRandy and ColdSky
Warning: science, property damage, anal

TTired and Emotional

Likes: 417 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by Cackling Moron

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanRarity

Local human shows up at night, drunk. Rarity finds out why.

Rhys, the local human, is not particularly socialable. Indeed, he spends most of his time in house out towards the edge of Ponyville or else with Twilight working on how he is going to get home. He talks about home a lot.

One night, quite unexpectedly, Rarity finds him outside her door. He is very drunk.

She's annoyed by this, though less annoyed when she discovers the reason why.

EDiscord's Birthday Gift

Likes: 415 Dislikes: 21

on Fimfiction, by UniqueSKD

MLP: FiMComedyRandomPinkieDiscordMain 6

Discord gets Pinkie Pie a special gift for her birthday. For one day, the hyperactive party pony gets to have...HIS powers.

A little story written in collaboration with DarknessRising, who is sadly no longer with us. (He went on to do something more fulfilling with his life. Think he became a guitar player in a famous rock band or something.)

It's Pinkie Pie's birthday, and Discord has decided to give her something special.

The entity of chaos decides to give Pinkie Pie his divine powers for one whole day.

Yay for the party pony, but a whole load of NOPE! for the rest of Ponyville.

Let's see how this turns out...

UPDATE - FEATURED! 6th of October, Monday, 2014. Meh, whatever. I prefer the Popular Section.

UPDATE - Featured. 12th of April, Wednesday, 2017. Yeah, yeah, well done me. So who wants to look into my YouTube channel at some point?

MCoconut Cream Pie

Likes: 415 Dislikes: 38

on Fimfiction, by PRlNCESS CADENCE

MLP: FiMSexRomancePornSecond PersonHumanAnonCoconut Cream

You're hanging out at your friend Bacon Sizzle's house to sleep over for the night when he suddenly gets called into work. He can't leave his kid sister alone, though, which means you're in charge. What could go wrong?

You and Bacon Sizzle have been friends pretty much since high school, especially since he seemed to be the only one who didn't judge you for having hands (except for this one weird green unicorn, but she's not important). The two of you hang out all the time, and this time, he invites you over to his place so that the two of you can have a sleepover, but almost as soon as it gets started, his boss calls him into work at the last second.

He can't leave his kid sister all alone, though, and he doesn't want to ruin the sleepover. Then, he comes up with the perfect idea: why not just have you watch his little sister until he gets back? It seems simple enough. You've never babysat before, but she seems like a good kid. She'll probably just watch cartoons all night anyway... right? Why is she winking at you?

Featured on July 1st, 2019!

MOur Mother was in Porn!?

Likes: 415 Dislikes: 24

on Fimfiction, by Shakespearicles

MLP: FiMSexComedyPornApplejackBig MacPear ButterBright Mac

What if the only thing you had left of your parents was a sex tape? Do you...? Do you watch it?

After a tragic fire destroys many of their family photos, it leaves the Apple family with only their memories of their parents. Granny Smith and Applebloom head into town to see if anypony else has any photos of Bright Mac and Pear Butter. Applejack and Big Mac sift through the farmhouse ashes and discover the last visual evidence of their parents in a metal lock box: A video cassette tape.
... It's a sex tape.

A special thanks to Ashleigh Ball for one of the best audio bloopers in the show. You're a national treasure and I hope you never read this.

Tags: [ incest ]

TTen Trips to Equestria

Likes: 415 Dislikes: 20

on Fimfiction, by WiseFireCracker

MLP: FiMDarkComedySlice of LifeHumanOCDiscord

Alright, this sounds utterly stupid, I know, but... I've made a deal with Discord. WAIT! DON'T LEAVE YET! I... I didn't want to... much. Alright, I was just too scared to tell him "no"! He wants to play a game... help?

Alright, this sounds utterly stupid, I know, but... I've made a deal with Discord. WAIT! DON'T LEAVE YET! I... I didn't want to... much. Alright, I was just too scared to tell him "no". He wants to play a game... help?

...

The rules?

Oh, from now on, every time I fall asleep in the human world, I get transported to Equestria, into a new body. I can stay as long as I don't give up, even until I die apparently! If I do, I get sent back to our world. Discord, being so bored in his statue, will influence my fate while I'm in Equestria. The game will only last ten rounds, at most.

...I'm doomed.

MApogee's Play Date

Likes: 414 Dislikes: 39

on Fimfiction, by Clopficsinthecomments

MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceComedyPornOCButton Mash

Apogee is sent out by her mom to find somepony her own age to date... a desperate attempt to get the precocious filly to extract herself from romantic involvement with her mother. That plan backfires spectacularly when she brings home a cute colt!

A collaboration fic with Shakespearicles. The fic bounces between the two of us! I have the odd chapters and he has the evens. His is here, but you start with my fic! Enjoy!


Apogee is a precocious little filly. She's got her father wrapped around her hoof and she's well on her way to bagging her mother as well! Delta may have already indulged in Apogee's particular brand of 'familial love', but she's doing her best to resist the adorable filly.

In a last gasp attempt to dissuade Apogee, Delta Vee sends her daughter out to at least attempt to pick up a colt her own age. Though she isn't happy about being sent away, Apogee is determined to show her mom that she could easily bag a coltfriend... she just chooses to be with her mom instead.

But maybe... if Apogee did manage to pick up a cute, videogame-obsessed colt... it would distract her and prevent her from engaging in incestuous activity? Certainly, it wouldn't lead to even more debauched sex as a result of that colt's similar 'family-tangled' past?

Hoah boy.


Contains: incest / group-sex / lesbian sex / anal sex / a colt getting the experience of a lifetime


Special thanks to xRei for some tremendous editing work!
All characters are of legal age!

EDumb Enough to Work

Likes: 413 Dislikes: 18

on Fimfiction, by Bok

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeChrysalis

It turns out, the changeling invasion of Canterlot was very...improvised.

MDerailed

Likes: 412 Dislikes: 36

on Fimfiction, by Harms Way

MLP: FiMSexRomanceSadSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaOCDiscordMain 6Sunset Shimmer

What should have been a routine track inspection run turns into something that one engineer will remember for the rest of his life.

After a massive storm runs across the state of California, the famous Cajon Pass requires inspection before allowing freight to pass through once again. This is where rookie engineer Nathan Bridgeport wants to prove that he has what it takes to make this job a career.

Little does he know what lies in wait for him and his locomotive on the other side of the San Gabriel Mountains.


(Takes place after Season 3 but before Equestria Girls.)

TIt takes a village

Likes: 411 Dislikes: 29

on Fimfiction, by Sarcastic Brony

MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeHumanOCOtherMain 6Anon

When Anon is left with a child, he must find the strength to take care of her.

Anon's life has been simple since he appeared in Equestria. However, one night, everything changes as he finds a child unlike any other on his doorstep. Does he have what it takes to take care of her? With the help of his friends, he might have a fighting chance.

(Thanks to PeerImagination for editing!)
Art by Mimicpony

TA Bug in the Pipe

Likes: 411 Dislikes: 5

on Fimfiction, by Raugos

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanOCChangelings

It's not everyday that you have a changeling showing up as your plumber.

Having your housemate call the plumber is pretty normal.

Having a changeling show up as the plumber is significantly less normal.


Inspired by Admiral Biscuit's writing challenge.

MAssistance

Likes: 411 Dislikes: 42

on Fimfiction, by Marmo

MLP: FiMGoreProfanityRomanceAdventureComedyHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaLunaOCGriffons

The Princesses find themselves at war with their neighouring countries. Celestia seeks help from the only human on Equs, so her kingdom wont crumble under the influences of her foes. At first quite silly, but quickly turns into a more serious plot.

The Princesses find themselves at war with their militarily superiour neighbours. On top of that, magic sucking anomalies appear all over Equestria. Celestia seeks help from the only human on Equs, so her kingdom won't crumble under the influences of her foes. Things ensue...

(First two chapters are a 'bit' silly. Then, it gets more serious as the story progresses.)

Warning! Story contains:
high yield explosives, silly things, weapons, violence, cakes, fuzzy hugs.

>> [Featured first on 21nd September 2018 // Thank you <3] <<


First story by the way so if you dislike it then please tell me why, my aim is to improve my writing skill. Constructive criticism is always welcome.


ELet me snuggle you.

Likes: 410 Dislikes: 17

on Fimfiction, by ThatAverageDude

MLP: FiMComedyCadanceAnon

Princess Cadence tries to snuggle Anon, whatever it takes.

As the princess of love, it is your duty to show affection to all of your subjects. Being such a snuggle happy person, everybody has had the pleasure to experience Cadence's warm, fluffy coat before.

Everybody except Anon.

That was going to change tonight.

Now with an actual Audio Reading over on YouTube done by the kind StraightToThePointStudio! Thanks a lot! :D

TField Notes from Equestria

Likes: 410 Dislikes: 14

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Biscuit

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanOCOther

A modern-day explorer gets his chance to visit Equestria, and writes down notes about the ponies he meets.

A modern-day explorer gets his chance to visit Equestria, and writes down notes about the interesting ponies he meets and the stories that they tell.

EThings Change

Likes: 409 Dislikes: 52

on Fimfiction, by Equimorto

MLP: ComicMLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightCelestiaLunaChrysalisRoyal Guard

Chrysalis coming to her to ask for friendship was something Celestia always hoped would one day happen. She did not expect things to go like this though.

After having fought and won many battles against the changeling Queen, Princess Celestia always hoped that one day her offer of peace would be accepted and that Chrysalis would walk in her castle as a friend and not as an enemy.

She did not think it would happen like this. She thought the changeling would come in through the door rather than the window, for starters.

MA Failed Hunt

Likes: 409 Dislikes: 17

on Fimfiction, by Nobodyslament

MLP: FiMGoreDeathProfanityDarkSadHumanTwilight

Jackson is going on a simple hunt. It would be much easier without interruptions. Like a certain pony princess coming in for a visit.

Being innocent and still convicted of murder was a hell of a fate. After ten years of living a lawless life, Jackson had finally secured his own little home. Even if he had to hunt for meals, and fight monsters just to survive. It was home now. Far enough away that his rampant killing to survive couldn't hurt others. Far enough away that no one would find him. Until Princess Sparkle showed up.

Now he's been shaken, his old life rearing its head to give him the option to return home. There's nothing in the world he'd rather do, but he can't. Broken like a child's toy, he doesn't even remember how to talk to other people without resorting to violence. So he stays on his island, living a life safe and alone.

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