Mornings, the lovable Ditzy Doo, a human translator, and coffee results in a very, very bad start to your day.
[Second Person][Romance][Comedy][Human]
Just an average morning with your favorite mailmare and her daughters, Dinky and Sparkler, the ponies that you value with all your heart, as they do with you. From the moment you met them all, they had favored you as a caretaker, parent, and even a life partner for that very special somepony that just so happens to be called Ditzy Doo.
As you, a Homo-Sapiens translator well-accustomed to Equestria and its language, prepare for your day and the meals of your favorite fillies and beloved cross-eyed mare, you attempt to keep your sanity...
Spike has explained the basics of sex to Twilight. Now if only there was someone who could actually show her. . .
Beginning, at last, to realise what this whole 'sex' thing is about, Twilight reads up on the new concepts Spike has explained to her. Now if only there was someone who could actually show her. . .
This is rated Mature for a reason, folks - don't assume it's going to be in a similar vein to Spike Give Twilight 'The Talk'! Contains: M/F foreplay, cunnilingus, fingering (hoofing?), squirting and cumshot, as well as what some might consider foalcon - but remember that, despite his stature, Spike is actually eighteen years old!
Random male appears in a land far outside the equestrian borders. How will he survive and what will he do? Chaos and fun awaits.
Taking a walk through the park might not be the best of ideas after staying awake 24 hours without any kind of caffeine, but never in a millennium would I have imagined waking up in the desert of some foreign planet.
Well, let us make the best of it by conquering the world!
Silver Wing finds a note from a friend asking him to meet by the river at sundown. It wasn’t like her to ask him to meet like this. What could she want? And why would she ask to meet so late when they spent every day training together anyways?
Silver Wing, a human trapped in Equestria as a Pegasus after accidentally stumbling across the Mirror of Worlds, an ancient artifact created by Starswirl the Bearded, finds himself confronted by the desires of one of his oldest Equestrian friends. A female Pegasus by the name of Sky Flare. She's always had a thing for Silver Wing, and despite his numerous rejections of her advances, she's determined to get the reason why out of him once and for all.
(Thank you to Winter Light for permission to use a picture of his OC reading a Lemon/Clopfic as the cover art for this tale. And to BreIoom for drawing it.)
After the first snowstorm of the season, a man finds a pony inside one of the towers of the Mackinac Bridge.
The five-mile Mackinac Bridge, holding the two peninsulas of Michigan together, never ceases to amaze me. But after working as a maintenance crew member for many years, you never know what it’ll throw at you, especially when there’s something cuddled up inside.
This is another entry in my 24-hour fics collection, although it took me closer to four days due to family shenanigans and life. It still feels like a 24-hour fic to me.
Chance, a human with magical cum, is beset upon by two horny mares who have no idea what they're getting themselves into...
Chance, Equestria's only human, finds himself in a compromising situation with two dangerously horny mares who are lusting for his equally dangerous schlong.
Will he resist temptation?
No.
No, he will not.
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Equestria is real, and Jacqueline Kessler has been dragged into its cold war with human authorities. She might not know who's right and wrong, but at least she can keep her little sister safe. And maybe get that cute changeling's number...
My Little Pony is more than a franchise--it's propaganda, carefully crafted to introduce the human world to its neighbor a universe away. But instead of slowly influencing a few thousand little girls, the show took off, and built up metaphysical influence that is awaking its fans to latent magical abilities. The powers that be are doing everything in their power to suppress this change, and the magically inclined disappear to secret containment sites, never to be seen again.
Jackie doesn't care about any of that, she just wants to attend a convention with her sister and get them both back home again. But magic is insidious, and even takes hold of those who try hardest to reject it. She should probably just run away, but these ponies are just so dang cute.
Updates daily until complete.
This story is a prequel to Friendly Fire, but since it's a prequel that story isn't required to understand it. Likewise, this story is not required to understand that one. It was written as a Patreon reward for Two Bit. Thank you so much for contributing over the last few months to get this story written!
Cover by the fantastic Zutcha, who has done every one of my covers so far. Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail.
Shining goes down town for a night with the boys, this turns into the night of his life
It'd been ten years since he'd had a good night out with no worries. With flurry taken care of, and no urgent matters for once, Shining takes it upon himself to just have a good time out with friends. But a seedy bar has a seedy secret, a hole that lets people have anonymous sex. What would you do if you found that the hole you were currently deep inside was not quite what you thought. Shining's going to find out
Starlight and Sunset have the Trixies from the FIM and EQG universes meet up. Naturally, both Trixies have a competition to figure out which one of them is the Greatest and Most Powerful.
After foiling Wallflower Blush's scheme, Sunset decides to spend some downtime with Starlight in the human world. They catch up for a while, but soon discover that they have something unique in common: The Trixie from their universe helped save the day at least once. Grateful for this trait, Starlight decides that both Trixies should meet up, since they're heroes and all.
And then the inevitable happens: Both Trixies meet up with each other and immediately decide to have a competition to figure out which Trixie is the Greatest and Most Powerful.
Things only escalate from there.
Edited with the help of Salnalus. Thanks to Amber Solaen for putting the Versus graphic on the image. Featured on 3/18/2018.
Fillies and colts bring all sorts of things to class for Show and Tell. Diamond Tiara usually shows off expensive stuff, Snails always brings snails, and Nursery Rhyme brings a trichobezoar.
For better or worse, Show and Tell is an educational opportunity for fillies and colts. They find things that interest them or have a good story attached and present them to the class. They answer questions about them . . . and when Nursery Rhyme brings in a trichobezoar, there are lots of questions from the class and a few from Cheerilee, as well.
Still, it’s a learning opportunity for all involved.
A human finds himself in Equestria where other humans - turned into one of the various native races - have been living for hundreds of years.
So, you think you know Equestria just because you watch My Little Pony? Well, I can tell you, the show barely scratched the surface. The name's Shirotora, and I'm one of many humans that call Equestria home.
Of course, where most humans find themselves in the form of a pony, griffin, minotaur or some other regular race, I happen to have the form of the servants of an ancient tyrant god that were sealed away along with their master thousands of years ago.
Yeah, that didn't go over very well with Celestia.
This is the story of my adventures in this crazy world of not-so-cartoonish ponies, along side a colorful cast of friends, including a crystal pegasus that can control fire, a dragon-pony that was locked in stone for eight hundred years, a demon blacksmith looking to get contracts with mortals, and the worlds luckiest/unluckiest mare... Oh, and the Mane 6 are in there, too.
Together, we'll figure out why the hell predators are getting more violent, and why more and more monsters are suddenly popping up everywhere.
I just hope it doesn't have anything to do with some ancient, long-banished evil coming back...
It does, doesn't it...
Dammit.
This is a complete reimagining of my first successful story, Chaotic Harmony. While it will share some characters and events with the original, this is going to be an entirely different experience.
To those of you who loved the original, I hope you love this just as much. To those who didn't, I hope you find this an improvement.
Also, to those who have been following Children of Chaos, that story will also be reworked a little as a sequel to this, not the original.
Note: While this is not a true AU, there will be some pretty major deviations from canon. There is no AU tag because all major plot points in canon still happened in this fic, though the details of how they played out may have changed, and most changes could be wedged into the show's canon. There's also a little bit of 'dark', but not too much.
Basically, this was made as if the show was the kid friendly version of what happened.
Zecora can get pretty damn bored all alone in the forest sometimes. A few toys and a little potion magic are more than sufficient to take the edge off.
You've finally decided to take the plunge and visit the Ponyville Day Spa for a massage and maybe something else.
All the stallions in Ponyville talk about how great the Day Spa is, so you’ve finally decided to take the plunge and find out for yourself. You can get a massage, and maybe something else.
Anon is so nice to help Twilight practice her magic, especially with so many new spells to test out. But he quickly finds that things can go terribly terribly wrong when magic acts unpredictably, even if he doesn't feel a thing.
When Twilight asks Anon to be her assistant in practicing new magic spells, he agrees for two reasons. The first, is that he's a nice guy, and the second is that he's in one serious dry spell and hopes this will get him some points with her. But when things go bad and he's left alone, the only one who seems interested in comforting him is Fluttershy.
As in, very interested. Way too interested. And her brand of comfort is...well...a little unfeeling. Poor Anon, his bark is always worse than his bite at least.
Earth is only just recovering from a war that almost wiped out the pony descendants of humankind. But when the Alicorns fail them, the survivors turn to an unlikely source for aid: Jackie the bat pony.
Earth has faced terrible things since the Event transformed all living humans into ponies and scattered them across time. Equestria's own demons nearly wiped out civilization more than once, and devastating internal war nearly finished the job.
But now the worst threats are gone, the weapons ponies created to survive them are more dangerous than ever. The superintelligence Athena now rules the world, absolute authority over all civilization. With her power and intellect, she drives the survivors towards greatness, regardless of the body count along the way.
But there are ponies who resist, who yearn for something better. Jackie is not one of those ponies. But maybe they can get her help. It isn't like they have anywhere else to turn.
A ponies after people story. Requires knowledge from 'The Last War' to the end of Bedtime Stories to really make sense, but not necessarily full coverage beyond that.
This story is a patreon commission for the wonderful Lightfox Lowell, who provided the general premise. Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail, cover by Zutcha. Thanks to my wonderful support team for making this insanity possible.
Daring Do finds an artifact that does... something. She just doesn't know what.
As an archeologist with a reputation to uphold, she is determined to figure out what, precisely, it does. Twilight Sparkle might just be able to assist in this endeavor.
Or maybe they'll both panic about not knowing together. That works too.
