Crystal Synergy used to be a middle-aged brony before she appeared in Ponyville in a bolt from the clear blue sky. She only wants to help...
"Crystal Synergy used to be a middle-aged brony before she abruptly appeared as a young filly at the spot where lightning had struck the ground out of the clear blue sky, roughly two years before the Sonic Rainboom. She only wants to help. What could possibly go wrong?"
"I can't believe you just said that, Pinkie..."
Crystal has lived ten years with fading memories about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic canon and fanon, the first two of which were spent unable to make any but the most illegible notes as she tried to keep them separated in her head. Not helping matters is the fact that while things mostly seem to be lining up with what she thinks is canon, there is a difference between events as presented in the thirty-minute blocks of a show aimed at a younger demographic (and intended to help sell toys) and living in that setting as a real world with a dynamic history. And she's not quite sure which version of Equestria she's actually in, but things seem to be just enough like what Crystal Synergy believes to be canon that she thinks she has a fair idea of what may happen, and how to help navigate or circumvent some of the more worrying problems looming on the horizon.
A little foreknowledge couldn't hurt, right?
A little foreknowledge can prove to be a very dangerous thing indeed. Especially when you aren't sure which bits of foreknowledge are actually true. And just ignoring the foreknowledge doesn't help either, because some of it is true...
A bit of a grab bag of categories: AU and Human should be self explanatory, but Random was selected because the story fluctuates between serious and silly, adventure and slice-of-life, and black-and-white values vs. blue-and-orange values.
What's one of the more embarrassing things you could ever have happen to you? Getting a wingboner in front of all your friends seems pretty high on the list. Twilight is of course grateful for her wings, but they do have their downsides. Lucky for her, a good friend won't mind comforting you even under such awkward circumstances.
Rated T for: Sexual themes
Featured story on June 2nd 2018 Holy shit, I didn't expect it'd be a popular story at all. Thanks you guys. <3
Ocellus and her friends only planned to sail to Manehattan for their final project. They never imagined a storm could take them... a little further than that.
Every student of the School of Friendship had to complete a capstone project before graduating. While the other students wrote songs, baked cakes, and other ordinary things, Ocellus and her friends decided to make their last project together count--they built a ship, and planned to sail it north all the way up the coast to Manehattan. But none of them were terribly good sailors, and they never could've imagined what found them on the water...
Now they've been washed ashore in a strange land, surrounded by creatures they never imagined in their wildest dreams. To survive long enough to make their way home, they might just have to make some new friends.
Writen as a Patreon reward for Vilken666. Editing by the usual starpub crew, Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.
AiE fic in which Anon and Dash try to figure out how to spice up their sex life as friends with benefits. At Twilight's, Anon gets an idea that Dash isn't ready for just yet. Not to look weak, she accepts and the fun begins.
(AiE Fic. Fair warning if that's not your cup of tea.) Anon and Dash have a nice relationship going, according to them.
Not really a couple, they decided to have a 'friends with benefits' type of friendship. Neither of the two are interested in settling down, but urges don't take care of themselves. They like the idea even more since Anon is incapable of impregnating any of the ponies.
Feeling that their sex life is getting dull one day, Anon and Dash head to the library for ideas, much to Twilight's dismay.
What they find might just change many things for them.
If you've ever wanted to cuddle at a sleepover with your favorite pony, now is your chance!
You, the only human in all of Equestria, come back home to Twilight's castle after a night on the town and find that everycreature's favorite ponies are there having a slumber party! If you play your cards right, you might get to hug them, pet them, or maybe even...CUDDLE with them!
Roseluck lives a double life. By day she sells flowers, by night she takes money from stallions and does whatever they want her to do.
Roseluck has two lives.
In one she is Roseluck. She sells flowers at her market stall, she smiles and waves at anyone she recognises, and by all accounts she's a normal, friendly pony. Being Roseluck is easy.
And in the other she is Red. She doesn't talk about that one. And the only ponies who get to see it have paid for her company that night.
A man and his daughter try live life in Equestria and find happiness. An awkward mare with a love of books might just be the one to help them out.
Anon and his daughter had finally started to settle into their new life amoungst ponies, with Anon now having a steady source of income and his child excelling in school. With the essentials assured, however, Anon started to search for more. After all, life doesn't have to just be the two of them, and he's always been open minded.
Problem is, ponies don't seem to share this trait, and Anon found himself rejected over and over. While he can get dates, no mare ever wants to stick around once they find out he is a single father, apparently caring more about his daughter than the fact that he's an alien.
Ready to give up, Anon is surprised when his daughter makes a very strange friend, and he himself begins to become intrigued with this sweater-wearing mare. Moondancer, for her part, is just trying not to make a fool of herself in front of this strange stallion while his cute-as-a-button daughter does everything possible to make her fall in love with the pair, intentionally or not.
Dash, the rookie Wonderbolt, loves her pranks. Unfortunately, the Captain, who happens to be her girlfriend, catches on...
Rainbow Dash has only been a Wonderbolt for a short time, but she's loving every second of it. Soaring the skies, showing off her tricks, and getting to spend time with Spitfire, her clandestine lover. The little blue pegasus has always admired the Captain, her raw talent and size having caught her attention from the moment she laid eyes upon her. Sadly, their relationship isn't public knowledge though, seeing as how it would be a violation of the Wonderbolt's rules and all. To make matters worse, Spitfire recently found out that Dash has been smuggling in contraband. Duty comes first at headquarters and, as such, the rookie has to be punished...
Kinks include: Futa on Female, Female on Futa, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Stealth Sex, Dirty Talk, Femdom, Size Difference (bordering on Macro), Large Insertions, Potions, Cum Inflation, Squirting, Mind Break (voluntary), Impregnation, and Excessive Amounts of Jizz
A collaboration between myself and the ever talented Elzzombie. He provided the idea and art, I furnished the story. Go check his art out to find the full picture, and a few edits, on Derpi and/or Tumblr!!!
a creature (human) returns to the world his supposed "predecessors" created
for years, the great goddess Faust and her fellow divine beings known as "humans" are worshiped by nearly all sentient creatures in Equis. for they created the land, sea, and air in which the mortals thrive and live in. at least, that's what they believe..... drop a normal human in the middle of it and watch as ponies, griffons, dragons, zebras, and changelings try and gain their "blessing" from an unwilling "god"
Time again for some shameless clop, this time featuring two OCs. Leech is a mare who's looking for a potion to help her in the bedroom so she goes to Tekky, best potion maker around. Shenanigans ensue as Leech finds Tekky's customer service skills far surpass her expectations.
Kinks include: Futa on Female, Potions, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Choking, Light Bondage via Magic, Mind Break, Breeding, Impregnation, Domination, Cum Inflation, and Copious Amounts of Jizz.
Tekky belongs to Mr.Tektite, an all around awesome artist and cool person. You can find his stuff on Derpibooru Leech belongs to yours truly.
Filly Celestia takes her entrance exam, hoping to get into Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns. She just didn't expect to wind up as Twilight's personal student!
Celestia has been waiting for so long, now. Today is the day she'll finally be considered for entry into Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns! Only, the entrance exams are meant to be gruelling, there's a scary dragon by Twilight's side, and Luna doesn't want to see her go.
Will she pass the entrance exam and become Princess Twilight's personal student?
Twilight has ascended only a week prior and the usual visits by mistress Celestia have stopped, what could this mean?
It has been a week since Twilight's ascension and her mistress has not come to use her services once in that time. A shocking change of pace for Celestia's prized concubine, who has serviced her mistress since as far back as she could remember. What could be keeping her so busy?
kink warnings. Belly bulge, cum inflation, huge dick, exhibitionism, impregnation, futa on mare, domination, pet play.
Special thanks to Kyo for the picture which is up in the source! Check it out! ;)
Cadance has a secret...One that only her husband, Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and one other know about...
At the end of a formal Gala, held in the crystal empire's castle, Princess Cadance is bushed. Heading to her room, she hopes for nothing more than a shower and some time to relax. Escorted by her guard, she's taken aback, as the stoic sentry starts to get a little handsy. But all is not as it seems...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Female on Futa, Oral, Vaginal, Cock Worship, Lots of Sexy Curves, Size Difference, Large Insertions, Creampies, Light Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and a Heaping Helping of Cadance Cream
Dark times lay ahead for the ponies of Equestria. A dark force comes to take their lands and their magic, to leave them all but helpless. Subjugated to life under a tyrant, their only salvation will come in the form of a champion, a champion who wrestles bears for fun. Zangief, the Red Cyclone, is their only hope.
Unfortunately for them, he's playing for the wrong team.
Zangief will be based on all of his best traits with as much personality as I could find from within his quotes. Don't take this story too seriously, it's done for fun. All my information came from the games and comics. LARIAT.
Ember has pony friends, she totally does! Just... don't ask what their names are.
What's the deal with ponies? Squint just a little and you can't tell one from the next. Ember doesn't even need to squint to get the effect. Who would have guessed that a Dragonlord would have problems that needed more than just an application of violence?
Rainbow Dash has been acting strange. Very strange. But why only around Twilight Sparkle?
Rainbow Dash has been acting strange lately--and not the "I've been hanging around Pinkie for most of the week, she's just rubbing off on me" strange. After all, Pinkie Pie doesn't build sheds at random and strut around like a peacock.
After finally noticing this odd behavior, Twilight enlists the help of Rainbow's oldest friend, Fluttershy, for answers. What follows is not what she expects. At all.
Starlight realizes she's about to inherit a school with no teachers. It's not that she doesn't panic. She just panics productively.
As the former Bearers of Harmony and future Council of Friendship prepare to take the reins of the nation, something has to give. In this case, "something" is their positions at the School of Friendship.
This leaves said school's new headmare in a bit of a predicament. After all, the school now has two headponies, one counselor, and zero teachers.
At least qualifications were never a big concern.
Rated Teen for more risqué innuendo than the show could get away with.
Rainbow Dash is on a mission to stop a certain somehuman from hibernating. She’s gotta keep him warm and awake all night long. It just so happens that Hearthswarming is the longest night of the year. [ONESHOT]
Rainbow Dash is on a mission to stop a certain somehuman from hibernating. She’s gotta keep him warm and awake all night long. It just so happens that Hearthswarming is the longest night of the year.
This is a (OPTIONAL) clop sequel to 'Do Humans Hibernate'. However, if clop is all you want then this is your lucky day as the chef assures me this is one main dish that can be enjoyed on its own without the appetizer. It certainly packs your five-a-day.
Collaborative work with Manifest Harmony. Okay, who am I kidding? He wrote the clop. I'm just here to supply cheese, fluff and moral support.
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