Homer Simpson's been to a lot of places. Outer Space, The Third Dimension, and more hallucinations then is probably healthy, but a land full of talking candy colored ponies? Yeah this could be an issue.
Ponyville is no stranger to people dropping in unannounced, but even the Elements of Harmony probably weren't ready for a four fingered yellow biped to literally fall out of the sky. His name is Homer J Simpson, and his chance arrival will forever alter the course of Equestrian History in ways beyond their imagination...or maybe not.
It's also just as likely he's going to drive somebody (er, somepony) up the wall as he struggles to adapt to a society where clothing is optional, television is nonexistent, and the closest thing to alcohol is apple cider. All the while trying to find a way home. Will he succeed? Will he get back in touch with the man he used to be before twenty nine seasons worth of content turned him into a hollow shell of his former self?
Hell if I know. Should be fun to watch though.
Inspired by the story 'A Homeric Epic in Equestria'
NOTE: Takes place at the end of the Tree house of Horror Episode 'Homer Cubed' as an alternative ending.
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A certain stallion of the Royal Guard has been 'staring at the sun' for too long. But with the help of his rather peculiar roommate, Brick’s about to learn the dangers of flying too close to the sun.
Brick Break wasn't the brightest stallion in school and he sure as hell wasn't the luckiest, but he worked hard; from nighttime bouncer to royal bodyguard, he made something of his life. With food on the table, a roof over his head, and the closest thing to financial security one can hope for in this economy, Brick achieved the Equestrian dream, mostly; there was just one thing missing-- friendship. Laughter, loyalty, comradery.
Brick didn't need a roommate, and soliciting one in a big city like Canterlot was just asking for trouble. Frosty had just sort of... happened. Hoarfrost Glitter, his roommate. With her help, he might finally find some peace in this world. After all, existence is suffering, but misery loves company.
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Rainbow has worked hard to become an astronaut, and is shocked to learn that her friends have turned her first trip to space into a mere publicity stunt. When things go wrong, she must put her objections aside if any of them hope to make it home alive.
You have come to Haywaiian to make some research for your next book. It is here in this island paradise that you meet the diamond dog, Holly and a shark pony named Jagged Nibble. Enjoy your stay.
You are a unicorn stallion who has just arrived on the Haywaiian Isles by airship to gather some research for your next book. As you step off the ramp, a few pounds lighter after the wobbly ride, you meet your tour guide and begin your exploration across the islands.
While the diamond dog by the name of Holly might be your tour guide, there are other interesting characters that await you here in Haywaii. Some of which can be pretty intimidating. Enjoy your stay.
Note: It needs to be noted that I do consider the story: Somewhere, Beyond the Sea, by Lupine Infernis to be canon with this story/universe, so if you don't wish to spoil that story for yourself, please go ahead and read it and come back here. You will understand why.
Of course, if you don't want to, then you don't have to. It is merely a suggestion.
My good friend, Quillian Inkheart, was a big help when it came to working on the Haywaiian setting. In addition to his advice he also preread and edited the story for me.
Amidst the roiling terrors of the night - one horror stands alone. The mind of a pony can scarcely fathom the true vengeance that the Princess of the Night could have visited upon the world as Nightmare Moon. Twilight will now endure that experience.
Nightmare Moon was defeated so easily... her rage merely in its infancy.
But what if she had not been confronted in time? What if she had planned her return differently?
What terrors would she have wrought upon the world of ponies, exacting her revenge for a millennium of agony and solitude?
Twilight will now experience that full fury of a vicious conquerer, at the head of a bloody march into Canterlot. The horrible crimes of war will tear into the once innocent and happy pony's life - exposing her mind and heart to the grim reality of the world.
And it will only be the beginning.
The suffering of the Night Tyrant must be repaid in kind, with a debt that has accrued over a thousand years of poignant, painful interest... and if the people and nation of Equestria cannot bear that terrible burden... it will fall upon the young unicorn Twilight to do so.
MEGA WARNING: This is a grimdark fic. It will contain death, murder, torture, non-consensual sex, and brutal punishment. Do not bother if this is not your cup of tea.
Cover art by Shinodage. He is not affiliated with the contents of the story.
All ponies in my writing live on a version of Equestria that is at the deepest part of a gravity well pit, making any pony over 100,000 years old in earth years.
A human machine falls from the sky and Twilight, with the help of her friends discover all its musical secrets.
After what should have been just a late outing to stargaze and probably collect some meteorite samples, a strange device ends up almost wreaking half of Ponyville, but what is it? who sent it? what's its purpose? and why am I dancing to it?
Discover the answer to this and more questions while Twilight and her friends mess around with a human computer with the vast majority of human's musical records, discovering that you don't have to be in the same planet to enjoy the gift of music.
As an experiment, Twilight Sparkle worked with her counterpart and Sunset Shimmer to bring technology over to Equestria. After weeks of hard work, Twilight had set up her own computer inside her castle, ready to share it among her friends
Ever since she traveled to the human world, Twilight grew fascinated with humanity and their ability to accomplish technological advances despite having no magic. After studying modern technology for a while, she asks her counterpart and Sunset Shimmer to conduct an experiment with her. They would bring technology to Equestria, get it to work, and share it among their friends.
Update: As of May 31st, this story has begun it's reboot. As such, all previous chapters will be archived and will eventually be replaced by the reboot chapters.
It's been over a thousand years since Princess Luna was put in charge of a hearth's warming celebration. Safe to say, she's not thrilled at what's happened to it.
Not since before her banishment to the moon has Princess Luna been in charge of a hearth's warming celebration. Safe to say, she's not over the moon at what's been done with it while she's been gone.
After Spring Break ended with their cruise ship crashing, Flash Sentry and Trixie Lulamoon become unwitting "trot buddies" for the journey back home through the Equestrian portals.
You know what's a dumb idea? Taking the crew of a stranded cruise liner and marching them through a magical horse dimension to get home.
You know what's a smart idea? Grouping everybody in pairs so that they can buddy up and look after each other during the trans-dimensional trek.
When Flash Sentry is randomly partnered with an annoying fussy magician possessing an ego the size of the magical storm that sank them, he'd almost rather stay back on the wrecked ship.
[HiE] In which Anon shows Applejack a sexy magic trick.
Anon and Applejack are friends, right? And friends like to play pranks on each other sometimes, right? Well, some pranks end up with sexier results than intended.
The First Avenger discovers an adorable explosive infant in one of Hydra's hidden labs and decides to raise him as his own.
Captain Steve Rodgers was on his way to becoming America's greatest hero. Throughout the course of the second World War, he has been working his way across Europe, the Mediterranean, and Northern Africa, destroying every last Hydra base created by his dark counterpart: Johann Schmitt. More infamously known as The Red Skull.
Until one day, he discovers an adorable explosive package in one of Hydra's labs that will change the course of his life in the war and his life in the future forever.
For the first time in his life, he will have something more precious than his country to fight for...
(Inspired by Tatsurou's PWNY-verse fan fiction series)
(cover art by Khunis Genie Pony)
(This fan fic is dedicated to Josh Scorcher, AKA Commander Firebrand and The Fiery Joker on Youtube, who is the subject of this fic)
(Because of some confusion people have had, this story takes place during the events of the movie Captain America: The First Avenger and the game Captain America: Super Soldier)
I appreciate anyone who provides me with editing, proofreading, or grammar tips that might help my story.
Major edits: 1/29/20
UPDATE: I am revamping 12 chapters to clean up the flow of the story and removing a plot element.
For a change of pace, the Cutie Mark Crusaders spend a day with their big sisters: just not the ones they were born with. This is Sweetie Belle's day...
Sweetie Belle has spent most of her life trying to be like Rarity. That engenders a certain beau monde sophistication regarding one's life philosophy.
It ain't got nothing on Rainbow Dash, though, who'd probably think "engender" meant "make someone a boy or a girl". Assuming she knew words that long.
However, if these two ponies are going to spend a day together, they'll have to commit to it. But then, who knows? There are times when even beauty comes in the most unexpected and unlikely of forms.
And when it comes to picking things up on the fly, Sweetie Belle's nothing if not a keen student. Always eager to please a sister.
Applejack accepts Autumn Blaze's invite for a night of fun, but the farmer wasn't expecting the Kirin to be a Hermaphrodite!
After curing the village from the Stream of Silence effects, Applejack and Fluttershy are celebrated as honored guests. During the celebration, a few of the party goers are getting intimate in public, and many are leaving in pairs. Applejack fishes a similar invite from none other than Autumn Blaze herself! Or himself? Applejack isn't sure what to make of that, but would that be enough to stop a gay mare?
Nope!
Contains: A sexually confused Gay Applejack and a horny Herm Autumn Blaze, lots of talking and lore about Kirin anatomy and estrus, orientation play, some canine anatomy, pussy eating, virginity loss (from a penis), light cumflation, knotting, light dirty talk, impregnation ending.
Twilight and Pinkie Pie share a little more than cake...
Pinkie Pie thought she was just going to let Twilight Sparkle try a new confection she cooked up; little did she know, the Princess would be sampling far more than just her pastry...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Oral, Face Fucking, Face Sitting, A Fat Ass, and Eating Cake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Artwork by Dank Flank (Twitter @Dankflank1)
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After you suffer from writer's block, Rainbow Dash comes up with a way to help you out.
EDIT: Featured. Huh. Wasn't expecting that.
As you try to write another story, you are plagued with writer's block and a writer's crisis. Luckily, Rainbow Dash is there to help you out with a little idea.
Based on my own writer's crisis, only this has ponies and sex and my crisis had neither of those.
Celestia and Luna have retired, but work still finds them in the form of raising Chrysalis' daughter
Celestia and Luna have transferred rulership to Twilight and her friends and retired to the Silver Shoals Retirement Community. After so many years of work, they look forward to some well-earned rest and relaxation. Unfortunately, that is not to be. Celestia receives something she never expected to have to deal with: Chrysalis' daughter!
Celestia, Equestria's mother, becomes a mother once more. Looks like things might not be so quiet after all!
