Luna happens upon a particularly unflattering dream, and now Anon is the town pariah of Ponyville. As he seeks to prove his innocence, he cannot help but come to one conclusion. Ponies are weird. Warning: This is pure id-fic, which is to say, writing whatever was appealing at the time. 0% literary depth.
Have you ever had a building collapse on top of you? It hurts a lot. Now imagine it's on fire.
I woke up to a burning building coming down on top of me.
Oh yeah, that isn't even the half of it. There's these freaky Technicolor horses everywhere too and a few of them were dressed in golden armour.
They bound me, dragged me to the castle and hooked me up to some chains. Currently I'm being interrogated by a white unicorn... guard. Whatever it's called.
Well, it's not like it could get much worse, right?
Rated teen for suggestive situations and bad language
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Found some cover art.
Sorry to whomever made this, but the source website was taken down or something, so I'm really not sure who to credit.
Finally found the name of the artist: Blaz Portenta
I got featured a couple times. Yeah, I'm surprised too.
What do you get when Dashie likes your books? You get paid under the table of course!
Today seems like a perfect day to sell your books! Nothing out of the ordinary could ever happen.
Oh wait, you are in magical horse land, of course something is going to happen. Your no-strings-attached buddy Rainbow Dash might have something to do with it too.
Proof-read by Zephyr. Thanks for putting up with my writing!
Rainbow Dash thought that she had finally gotten rid of her adorable "infestation." She was very surprised to see it turn up again at the foot of her bed one night.
Rainbow Dash's plan was just to relax and read Daring Do books all night long. Too bad it was interupted by a certain bat pony colt, begging "Blue Mommy" to have a sleepover with him.
Jet Stream is a powerful industry leader in the burgeoning equestrian aerospace industry and a struggling single father, in that order. His lack of patronly parenting skills reaches its azimuth one afternoon when his lust overrides his reason. ABORT!
Based on the OC Characters by the legendary artist: Shinodage. Specifically an artwork recently posted by him which may be affiliated with the number NSFW 1589326
Jet Stream had a very tough week at Equestria's first annual aerospace conference in Canterlot. More than half of his projects required monetary support from the Royal Rocketry Commission, represented at the conference by the notorious Ms. Harshwhinny. An infamous tease, Jet Stream had done everything he could to seduce the older mare, only for her to finally take his competitor Tesla Musk up to her hotel room.
Returning home once the conference was finished, frustrated, tired and not thinking straight, he is met with the unexpected sight of his young daughter - who was supposed to still be at her mother's house.
Sexually frustrated, mentally exhausted, and confronted with an attractive, innocent young filly who adores him - will Jet Stream manage to hit the NO GO switch on this pending launch? Or will his main engine ignite and propel him to a completed mission?
Featured 11/20/17 - 11/23/17!
Warning contains: incest, fillycon, anal, M/F, light belly bulging. If you're not a fan - look elsewhere.
A lighthearted discussion between Anon and Celestia takes a rather interesting turn...
Anon realized it would only be a matter of time until Celestia started asking questions about Earth's equines, but he'd been trying to avoid the subject. Even though the Princess was an amazingly demure and good-natured creature, he had no way of knowing if she'd get upset with his information about the horses of his homeland. He can only hope that she doesn't get too upset with the news...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Interspecies Coitus, and a Creampie Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Hot, Passionate Love-making Between a Man and a Mare
Art by Etheross (Patreon and FurAffinity are Etheross)
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UPDATE!!! The ever-talented ScarlettBlade will be giving this a reading. He's a fantastic and wonderfully chill guy! Go check out his youtube channel HERE!
Princess Celestia has a stern talk about sexual awareness, tact, and the misguided notion of her virginity.
Displeased at the chaos that their lack of basic sexual education has caused, Princess Celestia teleports Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle to her throne room to have a few words.
Unfortunately, Twilight manages to derail the conversation with something she sees as being of far greater importance.
Warning! Contains suggestive topic references of sexual nature.
The Princesses discover a far-off kingdom of strange magic and foreign creatures, and decide to investigate. Once again, Twilight Sparkle is left behind. And ONCE AGAIN, she has to write the apology letter.
When a new, strange kingdom of magic is discovered to the far west of Equestria, the Royal Sisters take an entourage and investigate. Which nearly sparks ANOTHER international incident.
Once again, they don't bring Twilight. And ONCE AGAIN, she's left to clean up the mess. Which involves yet another very long letter.
Discord makes a deal with an anonymous human. The human gets to live a good life in Equestria. And Discord? he gets to have a son of his own. Of course, his only reason is to impress Fluttershy and annoy Twilight.
Wanting to impress his best friend and bolster his own reputation. Discord takes a human from earth and changes him into a colt. But not just any human, a human who knows about the show itself. Thus begins a symbiotic relationship where Anon gets to experience life in Equestria as a young child while Discord can use him for his own plans. Of course, the information of Anon's origins are to remain a secret. And this of course, along with Anon being quite the manchild, creates all sorts of hi-jinks for both him and those around him. Though, considering his adoptive father is Discord. Chaos is all part of the course.
The story is mostly slice of life. Especially at the beginning. But as it goes on, things become more chaotic and life tumbles down into chaos for our good Anon. Everything from dealing with the queen of the changelings to even getting his own chance at soviet Glimmer. All that and more in this story.
This is a reformatted version (reformatted by ShobieShy) of the greentexted "Dadonequus Discord" written during mid season 5 by myself.
Cover Art by "Bunny". made specifically for the story
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria, involving displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
A second-person telling of Ivan's day-to-day life in his ragtag relationship with Rainbow. Ragtag, because what they have is far from ideal. But that's what makes it enjoyable, right?
"Moments like these make you feel lucky that you ever ended up here. That things turned out the way they are now. That, somehow, through all the turmoil, you've managed to come out with your head held high and a smile on your face" (Chapter 7).
[A second person perspective of Ivan's time in Equestria]
Close Bonds is now on Youtube! Weird Alicorn has been doing some awesome readings, and apparently has a great singing voice (first chapter XD). Click here if you'd rather listen to the story than read it.
Also: If you're going to dislike this story, please give me at least one good reason why. Otherwise, I'm going to assume that you're just another jackass that saw the 'human' tag and pressed the dislike button.
AU tag recently added because nothing after the season 3 finale applies here.
*Featured June 17th, 2014! Thank you all for making this happen! September 30th, 2014! May 4th, 2015!
Pretty self explanatory... Why are you even reading the description, it's literally right there in the title...
This is your typical, stereotypical HIE story exposing all the HIE stereotypes, but like, compressed and crammed into one short chapter, making the pacing extremely awkward and fast. Yeah that's pretty much it.
*Disclaimer, I don't hate HIE stories, I actually love them. Don't sue me. Also, I'm so sorry for this.*
An AC-130 traveling through the Bermuda Triangle is transported to Equestria. How will the inhabitants of this world view this strange metal contraption. More importantly the occupants within.
A United States Air Force AC-130 is transported to Equestria while in transit through the Bermuda Triangle. Insanity aside, this motley crew of aviators must juggle their duties while treading the uncertain waters of diplomacy.
Disclaimer: I've decided to write this in an attempt to get a more realistic view of what military in Equestria would act like, rather then the dark brooding kill happy stuff I've read. So with that being said, these guys will act more like diplomats. So there won't be much gore, and they certainly won't be going on a killing spree. (Obviously, as fiction the term realistic is applied loosely. My main goal is a realistic characterization of one specific community within the military. Just keep an open mind about how sub-cultures can exist within an entity as large as the U.S. military and you'll be fine.) Also rated teen for obvious reasons, morbid humor, light swearing, and background stories.
What's worse? Dealing with rude nobles, or a super hot dragon princess that keeps teasing you? At least one of them has a pretty sexy payoff.
You've been working as an assistant to Twilight for a couple of months now. In that time, you've become more than used to visits from self-important nobles and dignitaries, ambassadors and other assorted assholes. You hate them, of course, but making them feel well looked after is your job, and you make sure you do it well.
And then... there's Ember. When you meet her, you're first struck by her beauty, and then immediately after, you're struck by her tail for staring too long.
Can you deal with this rude, insensitive bitch long enough to get through the day, especially when Twilight leaves the two of you alone together?
A four chapter story. Cover art by Twiren. ID:2042599
Twilight Sparkle finds herself alone during an estrus cycle and a disguised changeling is her only source for relief.
Most mares hate being in heat. Only those looking to have kids enjoy this time but for ponies like Twilight, it's just another annoyance that life throws at her. Horny and frustrated that no males can service her in her time of need, Twilight has no choice but to venture out and look for that one lucky male that will have to help her. Sadly the only able male she finds is a disguised changeling that harbors little respect for her. Thankfully though, the changeling is a certain breed that can't get her pregnant and with that bit of knowledge in her head, Twilight discovers that a changeling is just as fine as a stallion would be.
Peter was a responsible college student, and what better reward for his efforts than a one way ticket to Equestria? Wait what? Now he has to get used to the land of happy go lucky ponies. He, now she, first has to get her new hooves under her first.
Peter Westmoore, 19 years old. Friends describe him as hard working, but a stick in the mud. Peter never enjoyed the party scene, not when he could be honing his skills as an animator, nor did he have a taste for alcohol. And what does all that responsibility get him? A quick night terror and being dragged to Equestria. Now he, or rather "she" has to find a way back to his/her world. But the six colors adorning his new equine shape simply keep getting in the way. How will a now stressed college student adapt to the happy go lucky world of ponies, and as a filly no less?
Special thanks to my editors; gerandakis and Jasperr Hart. For going through these chapters and helping me clean them up.
Hi, no the story isn't dead, I'm just on the loosest schedule I can manage and still call it a schedule.
Like I've said in previous comments, this stories muse is out for a match of tennis, so it's grinding by very slowly.
On top of that, the most recent chapters don't flow very well with the rest of the story, so here's what I'm thinking;
I'm going to put 'er on hiatus, and go back, do a bit of touch up work on the chapters, bring the whole story in for an overhaul, then continue once it's all cleaned up.
If that doesn't work out, then I'll just have to buckle down and force out the next few chapters, but I think we all know how well that would turn out.
When a teleporter accident casts an Ultramarine to the magical land of Equestria, he has to deal with mysteries, legendary creatures and a completely new concept: friendly aliens!
Antonius Varus is a Space Marine of the Ultramarines Chapter, second company. When a teleporter accident casts him to the magical land of Equestria, he has to face problems and mysteries he never had to face before, and above all is one question: Could xenos really be genuinely friendly?
Disclaimer: I do not own 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' or 'Warhammer 40,000'. They are the property of their respective owners, and are not my intellectual property. There is no financial gain made from this nor will any be sought. This is for entertainment purposes only.
Gallus and Sandbar are called to the Counselor's office to answer for a 'special list' found in their dorm room.
"'Colts will be Colts' is not a sentiment that applies here at my Friendship School!
Times have changed. Kids or not, everyone, students of friendship included, have to answer for these sorts of disrespectful displays. Now, all of you, down to Counselor Glimmer's office, immediately! I'm going to have a long chat with her about what to do with you all!"
EDIT: Featured #2 same day, 3/21/19! Thanks! EDIT: #1 same day! YEET- thanks all! EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by Skijarama!
It is Equestrian tradition that, when a pony is a certain age, they are given a timer that counts down the days until they meet their soulmate. Rarity was very excited the day she got hers. She just hadn't expected it would be counting up.
It is Equestrian tradition that, when a pony comes of a certain age, they are given a magic timer that counts down the days until they're destined to meet their soulmate. Rarity was very excited the day she got hers.
She just hadn't expected it would be counting up.
Short ficlet based on a prompt I got on my Tumblr blog. Original prompt was to write a drabble set in a universe where "timers are set on the wrist of every person once they are a certain age, slowly counting down until the day they meet their soulmate".
