What more can you say about your life? You have the girl, had the guts, got the glory, went the distance and everything seemed to come to a sudden stop. Things were rocky enough as they were, without the two of them showing up and stirring the pot...
You figured by now things would've smoothed themselves out, but you were sorely mistaken. For whatever reason you couldn't shake a growing sense of guilt from your gut, and it wore you down each and every day, something Cadence seemed to notice. She tried reaching out to you multiple times, but you kept brushing it off until there was no more excuses.
But, just when you started to get somewhere, you both got summoned to the main hall for an emergency. Someone was there, and demanded an audience with the Princesses. And it was fair to say, they had some outrageous demands, both official and quite personal ones.
As if you weren't already doubtful of your entire situation...
Just going to say, this story evolved into something a lot more complex than I planned almost a year ago. So, instead of cutting up content, I decided to just make multiple chapters to leave nothing untouched or left out for you all. There is going to be a lot of questions answered, things explained, love will be tested and tried along the way, along with the good ol' fashioned smut that you've come to expect.
Shout out to two dudes who helped polish things up, and make it readable to you all. Couldn't have done it without them.
Shining Armor, having awakened in the Canterlot castle, discovers that his wildest dream has become a reality...
After a long and debaucherous road, Shining Armor has finally had his dreams come true. Waking up in the Canterlot castle as a mare, she begins the first day of her new life. Adopting a new name for herself, she is greeted by her family. Twilight and Velvet couldn't be happier for her, but Celestia has summoned her. With mother and sister in tow, she goes to confront the regal alicorn. Much to her surprise, there's somepony else waiting to speak with her...
Kinks include: Futa on Female, Oral, Anal, Vaginal, Transformation, Double-Teaming, Threesome, Size Difference, Large Insertions, Creampies, Impregnation, Exorbitant Amounts of Spunk, as well as a smidgen of Foalcon and Incest
Flurry Heart is desperate to do her part for the good of the Crystal Kingdom! Foalcon ensues.
At the tender age of seven, Flurry Heart is finally given what she wanted: responsibility. To do her part for the Crystal Kingdom, Flurry's duty is to look after certain important guests that come and go through the castle in order to win their favor, in ways only a filly can.
Princess Celestia has decided it's time for Twilight to be let in on some secrets with her ascension. One of those secrets happens to be the existance of an entire city in the Everfree Forest
Twilight knew that there would be times she would find herself in over her head. When Princess Celestia decides that her proximity to a Village Hidden in the Everfree makes her a perfect candidate for participating in the village's introductory tour and citizenship ceremony, the young alicorn finds out just how little she really knows about her own world.
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Delta Vee kicks everything off by sending a taunting text-photo to her hated ex: Jet Stream. The picture she receives in return makes her uneasy, unsure. There is only one remedy to clear up their feelings and resume the status quo: hate-sex.
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One night, Delta Vee was drunk, and up to no good.
It was a pretty standard Thursday night, to be honest. However, this night Delta snapped a sexy picture, and ended up sending it to her detested ex-lover and father of her estranged daughter: a successful stallion named Jet Stream. She wasn't expecting it to escalate into a full-scale sexting war.
After a few volleys are traded back and forth between the two vituperous combatants, the damage of their exchange becomes apparent: both Delta and Jet are terrified that their feelings for one another may not be as clear as they'd like them to be... some lingering physical attraction seems to persist.
They agree to meet in person, to discuss and eventually their heated discussion and troubled, stormy feelings lead to the only logical conclusion: a night of hot no-strings-attached hate sex.
Was Cadance always such a slutty little love expert? Let's find out!
The Cutie Mark Crusaders ask Princess Cadance how she got her cutie mark. They end up getting a lot more information than they expected, which is why her story had to be left out of the episode.
Contains: foalcon, seriously like a lot of foalcon, teasing, massage, borderline seducing of step-parents, voyeurism, threesome, foursome, hands-on matchmaking, too much information for little foals. Tagged as [Alternate Universe] because this ignores some non-show canon about Cadance’s past. Cover art based on 69596 (SFW version; 69595 for NSFW version) by justpony.
Scootaloo finally gets a chance to meet the band she's been idolizing for years. You can guess what happens when they invite her back to their suite to ‘hang out’, though.
Scootaloo finally gets a chance to meet the band she and her friends have been idolizing for years. You can guess what happens when they invite her back to their suite to ‘hang out’, though.
Scootaloo is aged up to be a teenager, but not yet a full adult. Contains: underage filly pretending to be older, gangbang, all three holes filled (including anal), minor alcohol use. Chapter 1 is buildup, Chapter 2 is payoff. Cover art by higglytownhero.
Much has been said considering those who emigrate to Equestria, but what happens to the families they leave behind? Those polarized by the loss of relatives might still be preserved in Equestria. All Celestia has to do is get creative.
Three years ago, Abby's older sister Ashley tried to warn her that a video game for children was going to take over the world. A few months later, her sister was dead, "uploaded" to Celestia's virtual world of Equestria Online. When that happened, Abby was forced to cut ties with Ashley, and she never expected to see her again.
She didn't, until one day she bought an augmented reality headset for its advertised ability to bring a free tutor to her whenever she needed one. Needless to say, Abby couldn't have guessed who would be helping her with her math homework.
Of course, Celestia wasn't going to stop there. Spending eternity without your family is hardly an optimal configuration.
Pinkie Pie applies for a job as a Night Guard bit it comes with some.... Unexpected caveats.
Pinkie is looking for more lucrative work so that she can eventually start her own bakery, so she's applied to be one of the Night Guard. The job pays well, and the benefits are fantastic...
But in order for her to take the job she has to undergo a change.
Is it worth transforming into a Thestral for 750 bits a week and full health and dental? She'll have to think carefully.
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring. (RGRE) {Has first and second person versions}
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring.
(RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
What is a pony? After the Changeling invasion, debates rage across Equestria over that simple question. There is a follow up that nopony thinks to ask, however: what if they weren't the only ones hiding?
What is a pony? If asked that question the average citizen of Equestria would probably respond with a confused look and a mention of the three pony tribes. A particularly astute pony might reply with four tribes, remembering to include the Thestrals. A pony of a scholarly disposition may also add a list of characteristics as well - manes, cutie marks, some form of innate magic, hooves, vegetarian diet, etc. This is the answer that would have been received for thousands of years, from before the unification of the three tribes until very recently. Until the failed Changeling invasion. With the reveal of something so foreign, yet at the same time so familiar, what it means to be a pony is no longer quite so clear and obvious. And while professors and philosophers argue, another question is forgotten in the uproar: What if the Changelings weren't the only ones who were hiding?
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After receiving a big, fat NO from Pinkie Pie's mom, Anon is worried that his mane-six MILF-quest was about to end in ignominious failure. Little did he know that, with a bit of Pinkie's help, he's about to become a breeding member of the Pie family.
Anon had managed to bag four of the six mares that comprised the prestigious pantheon of momly MILFs.
Starting with Twilight Velvet, then following on to Windy Whistles, Mrs. Shy, and finally his wild tryst with Cookie Crumbles and Rarity... Anon was beginning to get a bit of confidence that he might be able to actually pull off the seemingly impossible feat.
Only two remained.
First on his list would be the legendary rock-farming matriarch herself, the only being on the planet capable of withstanding the full maddening force of Pinkie's Pie's insatiable energy... Cloudy Quartz.
He had made arrangments to travel with Pinkie on one of her visits back to her family farm, using the pretense of wanting to taste their local rock-based homebrew craft beer. But it wasn't long before the ridiculous human spotted his opportunity - most of the Pie family (everypony sans Pinkie and Maud) out in the rock field attempting to fix their windmill.
The adventures of Princess Cadance and her clandestine paramour, Sektiss, continue...
With Shining Armor away on patrol, Cadance revels in time with Sektiss. The voluptuous shapeshifter has been a secretive lover for years, lurking in the shadows, but all that's about to change. After an overly affectionate nibble, the alicorn is accidentally dosed with a small amount of changeling venom. As punishment, the Princess decides it's time to debut her curvaceous mistress...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Female on Futa, Oral, Vaginal, Cock Worship, A Painfully THICC Changeling, Size Difference, Large Insertions, Creampies, Light Cumflation (Cum Inflation), Slight Exhibitionism, Pet Play, Impregnation, and Regal Rutting
A human stumbles into a beautiful world filled with ponies who actually want to be his friend. But even with a chance at romance, his own darkness fights a kindness he can barely understand. Why do they care? And what is this world doing to him?
Having fallen into Equestria due to his own stupidity, Brendon finds himself more surprised at the friendly welcome of the inhabitants, than the strange world they inhabit. But, having been alone for so long, Brendon finds it very difficult to stop the darkness of his own mind. Meanwhile, how does he deal with a friendship he barely comprehends? Will he truly accept love as his own mind unravels? And what is the very environment doing to his body?
Desperate for a good night’s sleep, Rose tries to soothe her soul with a little late-night gardening, only to find that her unusual houseguest is also having trouble sleeping. That, and he’s holding a noose.
Roseluck's been having a lot of trouble sleeping lately. Everytime she's about to fall asleep, an overwhelming sense of loneliness swoops in and snatches it away.
The fact that she's looking after a creature from the stars doesn't help.
With nothing better to do, Rose heads out to her greenhouse for a little late-night gardening, hoping that a little time with her beloved flowers will help her fall asleep. As she works in the greenhouse, she sees her unusual houseguest is also having trouble sleeping. That, and he's holding a noose...
Special thanks to TheMarvelousMrM for proofreading and editing. I couldn't have done it without him!
Another special thanks to the Finnish indie band Poets of the Fall for the two songs that inspired this fic. Look 'em up, why don't 'ya?
After saving her life, Octavia repays her human bodyguard with a night of debauchery.
Michael Braddock works for a security agency tasked with protecting Octavia while she's on a world tour across Earth, spreading classical Equestrian music in order to increase friendly relations between the two worlds.
Despite her being a pony from another world, and him being one of her many bodyguards, Michael is attracted to Octavia; her elegance, charm, and very shapely backside has captivated him for months and she has caught him looking on a few occasions. The two would share a laugh and even flirt back and forth a few times, and when they'd be alone, she would often exaggerated her movements in an attempt to tease him.
But, even with all the joking and teasing, they've kept their relationship professional...that was until Michael saved her life from a crazed gunman...
Now what better way is there than for Octavia to thank her savior by rewarding him with a night of debauchery?
Twilight finds herself being asked some rather embarrassing questions by her friends
After her somewhat stress-filled cruise with her family, Twilight returns home to expect some peace and quiet. Unfortunately, what she gets instead are a number of probing questions by her friends regarding a certain young stallion she met during said cruise.
