Princess Luna's sweet tooth is known far and wide all over Equestria. In fact, it is very rare to not see her licking, chewing or sucking on something sweet. However, when one candy delivery goes awry, she has no issue with snacking on something else
Princess Luna's sweet tooth is known far and wide all over Equestria. In fact, it is very rare to not see her licking, chewing, or sucking on something sweet when out and about or in the privacy of her own chambers.. However, when one candy delivery goes awry, she has no issue with snacking on something else.
Warning: Horse X Human Relations.Read At Your Own Risk
Human gets turned into pony. Then organized crime gets involved.
The local crime syndicate sees Miller's lack of ID as an advantage. Before too long, our poor former human is eyeball-deep in the scum of Canterlot. Forget going home - the challenge is trying to stay one step ahead of police, criminals, and a pair of persistent mares.
When Celestia banished Nightmare Moon, she didn't go alone, but with her loyal army. Now they're trapped in an alien environment, with tensions high and the air running out. If they don't work together, their princess will soon be alone after all.
History is written by the victors, but there’s nothing to guarantee they’ll be honest.
When Nightmare Moon’s rebellion tore across Equestria, leaving a trail of blood and horror in its wake, Princess Celestia knew that merely banishing her sister wouldn’t be enough. Her army was too powerful, and too bloodthirsty, to be left behind without a leader. When she finally turned the Elements of Harmony against her, she didn’t just banish Nightmare Moon. She banished thousands.
Now they’re in a race against time, to find a way to survive in an environment so alien that every aspect of it is trying to kill them. They face suffocation, freezing, boiling, starvation, radiation, meteorite impacts, low gravity… the list goes on.
Nightmare Moon thought she should be the ruler of all Equestria. Now, in a world nopony was ever meant to survive, her abilities will be put to the ultimate test.
Updates Saturdays.
Editing by the indulgent and patient Two Bit and Sparktail. Coverart by Zutcha.
Note: I intend this story to be as faithful to our current scientific understanding of the moon, and I’ve consulted for help with the aspects outside my technical purview. That said, I fully expect to make decisions that some may see as mistakes, based on their own independent interpretations.
I am a storyteller first, and I realize it’s likely I’ll eventually make a mistake, or an arbitrary decision to simplify the storytelling over accuracy. I’m doing my best here, but this isn’t a NASA white paper. Set your expectations accordingly.
This story was commissioned by Canary in the Coal Mine on my Patreon, feel free to contact me if you’d like one of your own!
And there came a day unlike any other. A day when Equestria needed to be avenged.
'To whoever gets this message, we're in desperate need of help.'
'Equestria...Equestria is on the brink of being destroyed. Sombra, Tirek and many other villains are taking over our world. The Ambassadors of Harmony are nowhere to be found and Celestia and Luna...Faust, Celestia and Luna. I don't know who you are and I don't care, just as long as you can save us. And if you can't do that, then at the very least...'
Johnny Bravo in an Equestria with Reversed Gender roles. Will he finally get what he deserves? Romance, smut, misunderstandings, and silliness.
Johnny Bravo in Equestria, but with reversed gender roles. Where mares are supposed to be the ones to be tough and 'marely' (manly). And most stallions are prissy, fickle, and demanding, due to the easy access of mares thanks to the ratio of males to females, and the dynamics of a herd relationship.
Expect a clueless Johnny, eager and loving mares, and lots of hopefully funny misunderstandings, romance, sexual undertones and moments, and lessons and musings on love and relationships.
Perspective will shift between Johnny Bravo and the ponies between mini chapters, and I'll use bold and italics when the character whose perspective the story is currently written from is talking.
Twilight discovers a long forgotten truth about the universe. She is very surprised by this, and so is Celestia.
Twilight once thought she knew everything there was to know about cutie mark magic. She was wrong. As it turns out, there is a lot more content out there when it comes to cutie mark magic, unlocking that potential is something not just any pony can do, much to the frustration of a certain white-coated alicorn princess.
This is a dumb one-shot vaguely inspired by a writing prompt found on Reddit, and was a caffeine fueled midnight adventure into the wonderful world that is fan-fiction. As my second ever fanfic, first ever completed fanfic, and first upload on this site, I don't expect greatness, but what better way is there to learn and improve?
Feel free to point out any errors I might have missed, as well as anything that is particularly irritating to read, or that doesn't make sense grammatically. Most of all though, hope you enjoy!
Teen tag is for the use of a naughty word or two (depending on what you consider naughty or not) Cover is by the ever amazing Evehly, used with permission. Source: https://evehly.deviantart.com/art/Art-663778952
Edit: Featured? Thank you so much everyone, this is heaps more than I had hoped for, I really appreciate that!
One day, after a moment of silent fear, Twilight returns home and asks her special someone some very important questions. Lying in bed and half awake, he answers them.
Just one Brand New Game is never enough for the eager, young Pound Cake. There's a whole world of new, exciting games!
[MxF] [Incest] [Foalcon] [Based on pictures by KryptChild and template93]
Pound Cake's life is infinitely better since learning A Brand New Game. There are so many new and sexy experiences for him to enjoy, and it's all just so amazing.
But, of course, just one new game is never enough. Kids always want more, more, more!!
After six months in Equestria, Elizabeth is tired of lonely nights. Deciding that a stallion is better than nothing, she approaches Big Macintosh with an unexpected request.
Elizabeth doesn't know precisely how she wound up in Equestria. All she knows is that she's now living in what appears to be a real-life version of a cartoon she watched as a little kid. And she's the only human there.
She doesn't really mind, herself. She's made good friends here, and found surprisingly satisfying employment as a woodworker. Her libido is another matter, though.
After six months on a world totally devoid of human men she might share an evening with, she's desperate enough to try a stallion instead. Big Macintosh is a friend, after all, and seems to have the afternoon to himself...
(Oneshotober 2014—Contains HiE/FiE and human-pony relations.)
TD and Celestia. Without a doubt one of Equestria's greatest rivalries. Imagine Celestia's surprise when she is asked out on a date by none other than TD.
One day Celestia finds herself being asked out on a date by TD, a human famous for punching her in the face.
You know what to expect. ...... Or not. I REGRET NOTHING
Set in a Universe where TD did not go on his Journey. Intended to be a non-canon side story.
With the memory stone crisis behind her, it's time for Sunset to deal with an even bigger challenge: Princess Celestia wanting to visit her...on Earth
With the memory stone crisis behind her, it's time for Sunset to deal with an even bigger challenge:
A caring Princess Celestia interested in seeing how Sunset lives on Earth.
* Takes place right after Forgotten Friendship, Teen for some tame Sun x Sci-Twi Romance Fluff * Helps to have seen the two minute short Rarity's Display of Affection * Cover From a Picture by akainu7 * Editing help by Clancrusher * Featured on Equestria Daily's 2018 Sunset Day 50 Fic list! * Translated into Chinese on Fimtale by Cyber Poison
Princess Celestia is the paragon of Harmony. She is kind to her subjects and generous to those in need. She is loyal to her ideals and never compromised. She has a good, if mostly unknown, sense of humor. Above all else, she is always honest. Right?
Twilight Sparkle trusts Princess Celestia implicitly and in all things. The Princess has never steered her wrong, not once. When Twilight thought that her concerns for Nightmare Moon were being ignored, Celestia had her back, even if she was withholding information.
Wait a minute.
Shortly before Celestia leaves for Canterlot with the redeemed Luna, Twilight has a conversation with her mentor that will change her perspective on the Princess forever. She will receive something new, beautiful, and damning all the same.
Cynicism.
Six Little Words or: The Question That Twilight Didn’t Ask in Canon.
Violence Tag: Implied torture.
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Anonymous leaves Ponyville to pursue a quiet office job in Manehattan. While he finds the possibility of new love in his future, he finds that his past from Ponyville isn't willing to give him up so easily. Some mares just don't know when to stop.
Who will Anon choose? His past life, Fluttershy? The mysterious Autumn? Or, perhaps the troubled Mulberry?
A young human physiotherapist doing his best to remain professional and trying to ignore princess Cadence's not so subtle advances.
Being a physiotherapist and the only human in the Crystal Empire wasn't what Thomas had signed up for at all. Granted, he was good at his job, but the ponies here were quite antsy and wary around him, probably because he was so different.
Then why was a certain pink princess trying her best to prove his hypothesis to be utterly wrong?
A quick one-shot short story featuring a male human x princess Cadence, just because there's so little of it.
Now with an epic audio-reading done by none other than the very talented ScarlettBlade over on Youtube! Be sure to give it a read; I assure you that it'll be worth it!
Ponies hate it when you boop their noses. You always thought it was because they think it's weird, but as it turns out there's a much more awkward and steamy reason...
You've always wondered why ponies don't like you touching their noses. Maybe they just think it's weird, or that's a social faux pas in Equestria. But one day, you just can't help it anymore, and you go in for a Boop. What happens next is unexpected... and actually kinda hot!
WARNING:Contains unwilling female (and male) ejaculation and nonconsensual nose boops. And yes, the grammatical error in the title is intentional.
Smolder's time at the School of Friendship, and her recent friendship with Spike, gives Twilight a chance to finally get some answers about dragons. Some answers are better received than others.
Dragons are something of an enigma to Equestria. Those who do live within the borders are largely reclusive, either building their hoards or sleeping away the decades. So far as dragons who are active in everyday life in Ponyville go, Smolder represents a 100% increase in the population.
Twilight cannot let this opportunity slip her by. Enough time has passed for it to not be a diplomatic faux pas to sit Smolder down and grill her for much needed details on her species, not only for the sake of science, but for the benefit of the young dragon in her personal care. Naturally, the topic of death comes up.
Twilight handles that about as well as you might expect.
Discussion of death is largely academic and intended to be comedic but I've tagged it teen to be safe. No actual death or scenes of violence are shown so I didn't think the death tag itself was needed. It's also tagged for comedy as that was my intent, but only you can tell me if it's actually funny or not.
Sunset Shimmer has always known that magic was real. After discovering the portal hidden outside Canterlot High, she leaves her life behind to go inside and prove it. Equestria will never be the same.
Sunset Shimmer isn't like the other Freshman in Canterlot High School. While so many others explain away the strange things that happen in their town, she knows better. There's an entire world out there, a world of magic and incredible creatures, one that she's determined to reach.
Careful study and preparation brings her to the portal in front of her school, at the last moment of its opening. Sunset doesn't have a clue what might be waiting on the other side, but she's sure it will lead her to the magic she's always wanted.
No matter what it costs.
Updates Tuesdays.
This story was sponsored by my glorious enablers Bitera and Sparktail, who also did the editing. I know I don't deserve it. Want one of your own? Drop me a PM. Cover by Zutcha.
'Through worlds and sadness and loneliness, we found each other, and if we can be happy together, then maybe it will all have been worth it somehow.' - A man in love.
Jax wakes up in a forest. After a bit of confusion, he decides he wants to live, so he tries to survive. Survival turns to living as he meets ponies, and although he tries to resist for a while, he finds out that ponies make great friends. Then things get weird with magic, chaos magic, dark magic - pretty much all sorts of magic. Sombra makes a swipe for revenge, some sinister cult is working in the background, and somehow changelings are involved... or not? It all leaves Jax pretty vexed. Luckily, he has Princess Luna to make him happy.
*Jax is my original character, he's not from any other fandom.
____________________________________________________________________________________ Events from movies and season 5 have not happened ^^
*Edited by MidnightBlossom from chapter 50 to 60, then preread by DJ7291993 from there and onwards.
Minding your own business. That's what you were doing! Until you saw a MILF that you couldn't take your eyes off of. Of course, she noticed your staring. But she didn't get mad or offended. Instead, she made you an offer: Five, or Fifteen more?
You were just taking a walk through Ponyville, minding your own damn business, when she caught your attention. A pink MILF. She was sitting on a bench in a dress that was far to tight for her figure, and you couldn't help but stare. It was only for a moment, but she took notice of your apparent gaze. But she didn't get sore with you, or even annoyed. Instead, she smiled, and offered you a deal. Most would call it prostitution, but you called it the best day you've had in a long time.
Contains: Sex, Cum Inflation, Prostitution, and Sexy, Sexy MILF Action!
6/24/18 - 6/28/18: Holy hell, this story got featured! I can't believe it! Thank you all!
