MLP: FiMSexProfanitySlice of LifeHumanOC
This story is a sequel to Field Notes from Equestria
I glanced down at her flank. "Is that a hot dog eating cutie mark?"
She snorted. "Sure it is, champ."
After a few more casual conversations in the hotel bar, Amorosa wrote her room number on a cocktail napkin and slid it to me. A clear invitation—but for what?
Shameless clopfic of what happens when a filly in heat runs across an futa MILF, shenanigans ensue. Includes: Futa, impregnation, domination, breeding, musk, instincts, and a bit of cumflation.
All characters in this story are 18+
The story was briefly removed due to a moderator interpreting this as underage content. To placate them I've edited the story to make it fully feral. I hope my readers understand that the characters, as stated, are of age. I apologize for having to re-categorize this although, to satisfy the moderators, it was a necessary action.
MLP: FiMSexFetishPornTwilightCelestiaShining Armor
After weeks upon weeks of submitting to his latent urges, Shining Armor is a changed unicorn. His body, once chiselled and muscular, is now supple and elegant. His trip, however, has caused him to miss a rather sizeable amount of time from the Royal Guard Academy. As such, the stallion is terrified when he receives a letter from Princess Celestia herself, calling for an audience with him. What she wants, he does not know; although, he can't help but feel a little anxious about the impending meeting...
Kinks include: Futa on Male, Oral, Anal, Double-Teaming, Cock Worship, Musk, Threesome, Size Difference, Large Colossal Insertions, Feminization, Cross-Dressing, Mind Break, Cum Inflation, Dirty Talk, Inordinate Amounts of Jizz, as well as a pinch of Foalcon and Incest
Artwork by KevinSano
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeRainbow DashApplejackBig Mac
Rainbow Dash arrives at Sweet Apple Acres, looking for Applejack and finds her coming out of the woods. Just where was she last night?
Second place in the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Classic Contest #52 with the prompt "where'd you go?"
Idea inspired entirely from cover art, made by the talented yakovlev-vad.
A thank you to Zontan, TheDriderPony, Nailah, The Red Parade, Seer, and _Moonshot for proofreading and RubyDubious for prereading before publishing.
MLP: FiMSexRomancePornAnthroCelestiaLuna
One of the duties of Princess Luna is to safeguard the dreams of Equestria's citizens, often case she'd avoid perusing the dreams of those whose dreams were 'intimate' unless she was feeling particularly rowdy and daring. However, one individual's dreams she was specifically requested to avoid was her sister's. However, on one particular night, her curiosity gets the better of her and she wanders inside...
Was that Celestia being led naked through the throne room... by herself?!
THIS WAS A REQUEST
If you want something done just PM me. No guarantees on completion, but I will put it in my idea bank for eventual writing... maybe. Just hit me up.
Featured 27/10/17
Tags:Futanari, incest, threesome, domination, exhibitionism, humiliation, voyeurism, selfcest, forced orgasm, diphallia, penis growth, some light degradation. THERE IS NO RAPE.
Proofreaders:
Does Grammarly count?
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeCelestiaLuna
The palace is ancient. So it makes sense for Celestia and Luna to order a complete overhaul of the waterworks, especially since the old system has been making strange sounds within the walls. All they really wanted was to wash up without dealing with new leaks.
They didn't get it.
They weren't expecting the magical lasers either, but that's plumbing for you.
(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)
Rated C for Crackfic.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceHumanScootalooOCRumble
...Or 'How I Came to Love the Male Genitalia.'
William Harkin and Scootaloo have been dating for nigh on a year now. There's been some rough patches, but all in all neither could be happier. Especially once they'd invited Rumble, one of Scootaloo's old school friends, to join their herd. Being in a polyamorous relationship took a little getting used to for Will, but now he's going to have to sink or swim as Scootaloo is ready to take their relationship with Rumble to the next level. There's only one problem.
Will isn't into stallions.
An alternate universe (non-canon) side story of To Find a Rainbow.
Contains: M/M/F human on pony action. Emphasis on the M/M.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeTwilightRainbow DashRarityZecoraCMCs
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are of that magical age when they engage in one of the most forbidden sexual debaucheries, known as... practice kissing! This would have no consequences whatsoever, except for the fact that absolutely everypony thinks Scootaloo is a filly. Sweetie Belle is so boned.
MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsAdventureComedyTrixieOtherFlash SentryMain 7 (EqG)
The yacht's wrecked. Spring Break is ruined. The cruise patrons are stranded on a deserted jungle island. And the crew of the yacht just...left them...somehow.
Sure, there'll probably be a boat, or rescue planes, or something, but why wait for all that when there's a perfectly good portal in the middle of the dark, spooky jungle that leads to a shortcut home?
Well, that and a long hike through another dark spooky forest. And a complete change of species.
The story of how the Canterlot High gang got home after the yacht sank.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanBraeburnOCOtherMinuette
Set in the Gentlemanverse of Demon Eyes Laharl, this is the story of how an earth pony mare named Five Stars became a lover of humans and trainer of gentlemen, told in her own words--her failed herds, the hard lessons she learned, the friends she made and lost... and the new life she eventually found.
Sad to say... we mares can be quite a lonely bunch. While mare to mare relationships are an option, a lot of us just want a stallion we could warm.
--Five Stars, We Need Gentlemen
Cover art by Still Waters.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaZecoraOtherMain 6
FEATURED: 10/11/2017
FEATURED: 26/11/2018
I have always been very attracted to the “Humanity, Fuck Yeah!” threads online and I wanted to try making one story on that level about a Human in the MLP Universe.
Crack story
Strong terms and Themes (you’ll see in the first chapter already)
Human in Equestria.
The plot is simple: We have fingers, they have hooves...Would that make Humans WAY better than ponies in giving massages then?
Here they do, and the Human MC gives “Heavenly good ones” for reasons (his mother always suffered of back pains, he learned to give massages since he was a kid because professionals costed too much and once reached thirty-five years of age he had long become a ‘Master’.)
The crack part of the story is...Those massages feel TOO GOOD, LUDICROUSLY GOOD! So much that even the most rotten Bad Guys actually add divergences on their EEEEEEEVIL! Plans just to make sure the Human massages also fall in their possession, everybody want those fingers to work their magic on their backs, EVERYBODY!
...Everybody but Princess Luna asshe won’t be fooled! It is clear that the Human massages are hiding some EVIL CORRUPTING MAGIC! (She is an expert after all!) so she won’t be Corrupted by those vile tricks! NEVER!
Pretty much a Silly 'Tinfoil-hat’ Luna fighting against a conspiracy only she can see.
NO, IT’S NOT BASHING! Just some randomness thrown in.
Why is all this happening? Easy...The secret it’s all in the hands.
MLP: FiMAdventureAlt. UniverseCelestiaDerpyShining ArmorMain 6CMCs
Persuaded by Pinkie Pie to loosen up, Twilight Sparkle uncharacteristically deviates from her routine and finds a street that does not exist on any map, a street that should not be there. Down this road is both a threat, and an answer, one that may help us all reconcile the troubling inconsistencies between Season One, and all subsequent seasons of MLP:FIM.
MLP: FiMDramaSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniversePinkieOCPie SistersMaud PieBat Pony
Welcome one and all to Cowwarr, a sleepy little town in south-eastern Australia. Strange things have started happening, but it's all okay, the new school teacher just arrived and soon the new doctor will be getting here. Just don't mind how folks look around here, something odd happened. Something magical.
This story has a lot of backstory and world-building behind it, as well as a huge plot ahead of it. Sit down, strap in, and relax with a beer (or apple juice for the foals), this will be a long ride.
Art by the wonderful Ghostly Muse.
See This Blog for licensing.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOther
Ponies had plenty of festivals and celebrations for the changing seasons. Winter Wrap-Up, Spring Finish, Summer Sun Celebration, Summer’s End, Harvest Festival . . . they were a chance for ponies to socialize, to bond, and to prepare for what was to come next.
For all their schedules and festivals, there wasn't one for the first fire of the season, and there should have been.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanTwilightOther
A man goes to Equestria.
All he wants is to go home.
There’s a fisting event happening coming to Ponyville. Spike is excited to attend, Twilight is terrified for his innocence.
Edited by Dreams of Ponies and B_25
"Sex" tag included for reasons.
Featured 11/21/2017~11/24
MLP: FiMRomanceAlt. UniverseCelestiaChrysalis
Chrysalis and Celestia discover they are soulmates the second time they meet.
Soulmate-identifying marks.
6/11-6/13
MLP: FiMProfanitySlice of LifeHumanOC
The new guy at work isn’t a guy or even a human. Can a pony even do construction work?
Rated teen for profanity and innuendo typical of construction workers. Construction workers will mock literally anything in good fun without meaning any actual ill intent.
Written for Admiral Biscuit’s Working Ponies “Not-a-Contest”.
Incomplete tag because I have no idea if there’ll be another chapter, but there’s a non-zero chance.
Cover art: https://www.deviantart.com/silvervectors/art/Dust-Devil-318551424
MLP: FiMRomanceAdventureComedySci-FiCelestiaLunaOC
A direct continuation of '27 Ounces: A Tale of Eight And One Half Ponies', the lives of a family of newfoals from their very first arrival in Equestria is followed. Join Caprice, Alexi, Pumpkin and Buttermilk in their day-to-day lives as they adapt not only to being humans-turned-Equestrian, but struggle to help found a new village in the ever expanding Exponential Lands. This is a story of courage, survival, and the process of bringing a new landscape under proper Equestrian dominion. Starting without weather, shelter, or any understanding, these brave newfoal pioneers face daunting odds.
Knowledge of the previous novel is not needed to enjoy this tale.
MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityAdventureMysterySci-FiHumanOCMain 6
Equestria was just a game, one of an endless number of semi-illicit online games created to take advantage of the ubiquity of cheap augmented reality hardware. But that changed, when for no reason anyone knows, the virtual population of Equestria woke up.
Two decades have gone by since then, and the world has been transformed. The former game network has grown to encompass the backbone of trade, infrastructure, and research the western world over. Its vast computational resources have given rise to an infinitely subdivided world of overlays and sublayers, coterminous with the various cities and towns within Equestria. Every person in the modern world is assigned a Synth, a pony personal assistant that adapts to their needs and helps them access those parts of the world governed by Equestria's systems.
It is a world Dakota barely remembers, thanks to an automobile accident that turned most of her body to mush. But thanks to the medical miracles created by joint equestrian-human research, her life is saved by a remarkably new series of implants.
But Dakota isn't content to sit around while her body slowly knits itself together. There are unanswered questions to answer, questions that will ultimately lead her to the oldest mystery of both worlds.
Updates every Saturday.
Sponsored on Patreon by the Illustrious Canary in a Coal Mine. Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.
This isn't part of the Optimalverse, or any other established fan-universe.