A drunk game of Truth or Dare reveals that Discord has never gotten laid. Rainbow Dash is determined to solve this nonexistent problem, much to his annoyance.
A drunk round of Truth or Dare reveals that Discord has never gotten laid. Rainbow Dash is determined to solve this nonexistent problem, much to his annoyance. Then again, he's not exactly opposed to it. He's just never bothered. Maybe he could give it a go. But with who?
Written entirely for fun, will probably only be two chapters actually around four chapters because I have no self control! I really just wanted to play around with the virgin, probably asexual Discord concept. Also, drunk ponies. Hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Chapter 1 contains sexual discussions, drinking, profanity, a striptease, and Twilight being horny! No porn yet. Chapter 2 contains slightly more graphic sexual discussions but the porn still hasn't happened yet, hold your horses. Chapter 3 contains what I'm sure you've been waiting for! Sex scene, involves oral, lots of kisses, and vanilla but passionate lovin'. Enjoy~
Meanwhile Chapter 4 and the epilogue are just to wrap things up. There MIGHT be a continuation but if so it'd be in a sequel, but that's completely up in the air right now.
After having been captured and exposed to Queen Chrysalis several times, Princess Cadance comes to the realization that something is terribly wrong
Cadance, the Princess of Love, hasn't been doing so well. Several weeks after having been freed from Queen Chrysalis, for the second time, she's begun to fall ill with some unknown malady. Seeking the assistance of Sunburst, she hopes to find a solution to her problem but, unfortunately, things aren't as simple as they first appear.
Had an absolute blast with this and I'll almost certainly be writing more on this in the future. I'd love to hear your thoughts so, by all means, leave a comment below!
A last minute assignment takes newfoal reporter Frontpage to the very greatest secret of Equestria... and beyond.
Newfoal reporter 'Frontpage' has always yearned for the ultimate scoop. A last minute assignment for the centennial of Zero Point - the last moment of the doomed earth - leads not only to the biggest story of his career, but the greatest secrets of Equestria... and far, far beyond.
This is a partial sequel to HUMAN In Equestria, but knowledge of that story is not required to enjoy it. This is the final Conversion Bureau novel.
You've been noticing a lingering shadow following you, and it's driving you to the brink of madness. It's almost like this strange being wants to remind you of something that you've worked hard to forget...
Everything should be all fun and games in Ponyville, but it's not. Not for you anyway. Not anymore. You've been noticing a lingering shadow following you, a strange ominous shape, and it's driving you to the brink of madness now. It's almost like this strange being wants to remind you of something that you desperately don't want to remember...
Starlight believes she's broken magic itself. Worse, she can prove it. And she's going to need help from her closest friends... because her entire life has been leading up to this moment...
Set between Seasons 7 and 8. Warning: contains recursion, self-reference, and higher-order spells. Plus flashbacks and didacticism. And Starlight being Starlight, of course...
Princess Twilight Sparkle wakes up one night to find Trixie Lulamoon has... turned evil? Nope. But that might have been simpler. Twilight never thought the night would come where she'd debate the very nature of existence itself with Trixie!
Lyra is convinced that the ancient Horn of Celestia is the key to unlocking the true history of her race. But the tower isn't what it seems, and neither is she.
Since time immemorial, the Horn of Celestia has stood above the ancient northern glaciers. It is older than the Empire, older than Equestria itself. The tower carries many ancient legends, but the most credible is this: that during the time of strife, ponies sacrificed their greatest powers to come together into a single kingdom, committed to peace and friendship forevermore.
Lyra Heartstrings is convinced there is more to this story, and after years of preparation, she has arrived at the tower with an expedition of friends and fellow experts to discover the truth for herself. One way or another, she will discover the secrets concealed in the ancient horn, even if it costs her everything.
This story was written on my Patreon as a commission for HMage, but was one of the earliest casualties of the pandemic. As a result, only part 1 of 2 was written. There are roughly eleven chapters taking us to what was meant to be the halfway point of the story. At least for now, the story will end there--not as a painful cliffhanger, but before our heroes transition to the next phase of their adventure.
There are no plans to continue beyond that at this point. But it felt like a terrible shame that other people couldn't enjoy the story thus far.
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail, cover by Zutcha. The works.
Applejack and Big Mac decide to go explore some ancient ruins, but there’s more than ancient treasure in these ruins, and they’re going to find that out the hard way...
Rumble and Button Mash have a sleepover, and their night together evolves beyond innocent game playing.
Rumble and Button Mash are fast friends, having stuck together for years. However, one Friday night of innocent game playing Button discovers a deep secret of Rumble's, and with a little heartfelt talk their night becomes something less than innocent.
Forewarning. Contains: foalcon, sexual experimentation, sappy lovey talk.
My name is Twilight Sparkle, and this is the story of how I died.
We all know how the story begins, and we all know how it ends. What we do not know is what happens in that infinite moment of time between when a pony dies, and when she is returned as something new. My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, and this is the story of how I died.
All I want is a place where I fit in. Where people are happy to see me and I'll always have a part to play. Is that so much to ask? HiE, Ponified, powerless alicorn
April Showers bring May Flowers, or so the saying goes. There is a May Flowers, she's undeterred by the spring rains.
Spring rains make the crops grow, and the weatherponies mostly schedule them around when ponies commute, but sometimes ponies get caught out and sometimes a pony’s just got to roll in a mud puddle on her way home.
Was that silly? Or was I the foolish one for not remembering the joys of fresh puddles?
You're not exactly good with the whole Equestrian courtship rituals, so you need a little girl to explain what you're doing wrong. Through demonstration.
Ever since you ended up in Equestria, you've had basically zero luck dating mares. You can chalk a good portion of it due to the whole different species thing, but you know there has to be more to it than that!
That's when you meet Katy, a filly who looks like she's just barely gotten her cutie mark, and she has made it her personal mission to figure out all the girl problems you're having. What could a pony her age have to teach you, though?
Well, a good start would be how Equestrian mating culture works. Sure, she's young, but she has to know more about it than you do, right? What could go wrong?
