MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanCelestia
A lazy day for Celestia and the human she is for some inexplicable reason shacking up with.
What does that mean?
Means staying in bed! Means cuddling! Snuggling! And -
Oh dear.
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Somehow, this also got a reading from Straight To The Point Studios. Not sure how that happened.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyPornAnthroOC
It's just another normal day in Tekky's shop, until a changeling shows up with a curious proposition. The drone, named Copper, offers an all-expenses paid trip to his hive. Leech, never having really gone on a vacation before, leaps at the chance, disregarding Tekky's warning that it's some sort of scam. The mischievous unicorn quickly finds out that there are a few strings attached in regards to the trip...
Kinks include: Male on Female, Futa on Female, Threesome, Oral, Vaginal, Oviposition, Exhibitionism, Slight Bondage, and some Inflation
If anyone was wondering, this is sort of a side story in regards to my Tekky and Leech series.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyDramaSlice of LifeOCOtherCadanceShining ArmorFlurry Heart
The Crystal Cotillion. Hobnobbing aristocrats, snooty nobles, and the upper crust of the upper crust. This strange and unfamiliar battlefield is where Flurry Heart finds herself fighting a war that she doesn't understand. Thankfully, she is not alone and there are allies who will come to her aid.
A crazed Vizard, Professor Egghead, and a perverted earth pony filly: these three are her only hope, her only chance at being free. Her enemies are many, including most of the aristocrats in attendance (whose views on society are one-thousand years out of date) and her younger sister, bratty little Princess Goody Fourshoes.
An entry in the Weedverse.
MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornOCGriffonsRoyal Guard
When Phantom the griffon is caught self-fellating in the Canterlot royal castle, he's got two options: Either let the guard go and tell, or find a way to occupy his stiff cock.
He picks the fun one.
A commission for Ankaru.
MLP: FiMAdventureHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCOther
Petra Alice Bettencourt, a child of the lost Earth's ruling corporate elite, nears her fourteenth birthday. The earth is years gone now, and Petra lives on with the elite in special mansions on the backside of Canterlot Mountain. But Petra, like all the Worldgovernment elite, has had her experience of Equestrian life determined by the agreement that made the Conversion Bureaus possible at all - she is still completely human, in Equestria.
MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsSexComedyRandomPornHumanOCBat Pony
Over a thousand years ago, a powerful book for forbidden magic from Equestria was lost forever, Star Swirl casting it into a rift between worlds after certain fillies nearly got a look at what he'd written within.
That book has fallen into the hands of Oliver Tweed, an average student at Canterlot High and part of the once-mocked Magic Club. Can he solve the terrible mystery of the Booty Call spell and its link to ladies of the night and their reasonably-priced love?
Written as a commission for Lonewolf187
Contact me if you're interested in a commission of your own!
When I asked them, all characters involved in sexual acts in this story promised me they were 18 or older.
MLP: FiMSexFetishPornRumbleZebra
Every Nightmare Night, Rarity puts on a costume party, and this year, Rumble decided to go as a pirate, with just a little extra negligee hidden underneath for a bit of added fun. After meeting a fellow buccaneer, a large Zebra stud, Rumble coaxes him to a private area, where they can do what pirates do best...
Plunder booty.
Kinks include: Foalcon, Male on Male, Crossdressing, Maledom, Begging, Musk, Worship, Feminization, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Size Difference, Slight Cum Inflation
Artwork by Regolith
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifePornCelestiaOC
Even princesses need to relax, but when you are the only god-princess of Equestria it's a bit difficult to get away.
To get some time to herself, Celestia goes undercover.
MLP: FiMMLP: MovieRomanceSlice of LifeRainbow DashTempest Shadow
After the Storm King's army was disbanded Tempest decides to stay in Ponyville for a few weeks to prove she can be a valued citizen of Equestria.
She expects to be bored. She expects civilian life to be hard to adjust to.
She doesn't expect Rainbow Dash to approach her, asking for combat training. And she certainly doesn't expect to start to like the cocky Pegasus.
But opening your heart to friendship means opening it to some other things as well.
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanRainbow DashAnon
Rainbow Dash is very angry with you over something you have said.
So, you must face the so called 'terrible consequences'...
Once again, a big thanks to Ravvij for helping me with editing to improve the story overall.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceAdventureComedyTwilightMinuetteSunset ShimmerMoondancer
Twilight and Sunset race against the clock to save Canterlot from a foe of unimaginable power… a romantic narrative.
Entry in Aragon's Comedy (is Serious Business) Contest with the prompt Today We Learned Something "Subtle."
Cover Design by Novel Idea
Twilight Sparkle Cutie Mark By Intbrony
Cover based on screenshot from Black Mesa
Beta Reader & Editor Credits
Cursori: Reader of Many a Pony Word
Little Tinker: Master of Systems at Poniverse & Scripting Engineer on The Manehattan Project
Ladrian: Resident Snarky Mistborn
Heartshine: Smol Pegsus, BIg Heart
Oroboro: Assassin of Extra Spa ces
Painted Heart: Wife of the Author
Word Count: 12,000
Version: 3.1
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyAlt. UniverseTwilightSpikeOtherMain 6
Discord had done it. He had turned Ponyville into the Chaos Capitol of the World, the Mane Six were torn apart, and he was above it all. But then, that accursed letter was brought to Twilight, and all his hard work was unravelling by the second. Before he was turned to stone again, however, he noted that there was one crucial thing in his plan.
He was dying.
That's right, he was dying. The Princesses knew they turned him to stone, but they didn't know that the nature of the Elements would poison a being of pure chaos. Well, before he had to pass on, the dying spirit transferred his essence and power to a host that was compatible with the magic of the Elements and Equestria's harmonic nature, and the host he chose, was none other than Twilight Sparkle herself.
Thankfully, Twilight is still herself (mostly), but can everyone cope with the new spirit of chaos being none other than the Element of Magic herself? And how would Twilight react to this?
This story got featured. Formerly on haitus for editing and for the idea train.
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifePornHumanLunaOCOther
Dreams can relax, excite, and give birth to any fantasy. Luna discovers that not only can she create such dreams easily, she can sell them to customers both equine and human!
A story designed to deal with a variety of sexual fantasies for paying clients. Each chapter will be different and will somehow involve Luna, as well as whatever the 'client' has dreamed up!
Per chapter kinks will be written and spoilered below!
First Customer: Human x Pony, Impregnation, Blowjob, Hoofjob, Creampie!
MLP: FiMSexProfanityAdventureComedyDramaHumanChrysalisChangelingsAnon
Anon had been in Equestria for about two months, before he was ripped away from everything he loved and held dear...
That being his sweet king sized bed and all his stuffed animals, in the middle of the night. By some weird bug ponies no less.
He was having such sweet dreams...
(Author’s note: sex tag is used because of suggestive themes. Also, I haven’t written anything in two years, go easy on me, yuh?)
MLP: FiMDeathProfanitySci-FiSlice of LifeHumanCelestiaOC
For as long as Equestria Online existed, Ashton has been involved with 'the Scene' tearing it apart. Selling 'spells' for the game to do things that most ponies in Equestria couldn't, using faint exploits in its API to erode the barrier between the game and the rest of the internet. He had no illusions about the superiority of his work--but so long as he respected CelestAI's boundaries, his spells kept working.
But then his best friend's sister got cancer.
Now there's no spell in the world that can keep him from emigrating to be with her, leaving Ashton alone. All around him, civilization's thin veneer crumbles as homes empty into Equestria. But Ashton isn't going to emigrate, not if he has any say about it.
The problem for Ashton is that humans are systems, and aren't immune to exploits either.
Updates daily for a few days (to catch up to my Patreon), then Thursdays thereafter.
Part of the Optimalverse universe of stories. If you've never seen a story in this universe before, you might want to try out the original first, or at least my first. None of my previous work is required to understand this one, however.
This story was commissioned by Two Bit, who requested a more serious exploration of identity, transformation, and the fae nature of CelestAI.
As usual, particular thanks go to my editors Two Bit and Sparktail. And gratitude to Zutcha as well for the cover.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomFluttershyTwilightApplejack
In a valiant attempt to improve Fluttershy's social skills, Twilight tries introducing her to a wide variety of hobbies and activities that the shy pegasus can use to connect socially with other ponies. Yet somehow, she has only succeeded in isolating her friend from the outside world even more.
Now Fluttershy has yet another social inhibition: video game addiction.
Notice: gratuitous, not really necessary Flutterswearing.
Also notice: written on a phone with a tweaked wrist. Have fun.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRainbow DashTempest Shadow
Tempest Shadow has a lot to deal with. Training the legions of Equestria to resist future threats, working with her annoyingly alluring escort, Rainbow Dash, plus her lack of a horn all adds up to nothing but stress. How does she cope with it all?
The same way that many mares do: she uses a strap-on, but not in the way one would think.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyHumanOCStarlight Glimmer
Two humans—a master spellcaster and his inexperienced apprentice—come to Equestria to warn of impending doom. The master is fearsome and powerful, and the danger he speaks of is great, but this is not his story.
It is, however, the story of two apprentices, and how they manage to find one another amongst the chaos and damn the plot to hell. They'll also have sex a lot.
A love story between two 'minor characters', because why should the heroes get all of the screen time? The sex won't be happening instantly, but expect plenty in later chapters!
Cover art by the awesome and talented Mercurial⁶⁴, feel free to check them out!
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyRandomTwilightLuna
As the newest Princess in Equestria, Twilight Sparkle discovers that there are new experiences to be had. As she learns about her new body, she discovers a certain element shared by pegasus ponies. Wings.
With the help of Princess Luna, she embarks on a noble quest to discover what a wingboner truly is, and just what kind of information it relays to other ponies.
This story is a cute, silly TwiLuna one shot. Set just after Twilight's ascension at the end of season 3.
Be prepared for wingboners, silliness and plenty of Tuna.
Special thanks to super3rainbow1 for all his help in the creation of this silly fic.
Artwork by Amarynceus, creator of many amazing Tuna artworks.
MLP: FiMProfanityComedySlice of LifeCelestiaLuna
Sometimes unexpected mishaps occur; sometimes you leave your saddlebag at home, sometimes a faucet breaks, sometimes you lose the keys to the front door.
Sometimes a small star appears in your bedroom.
Fortunately for Celestia, whereas the rest of you would be apocalyptically out of luck, she has Luna.
Unfortunately for her, that means talking to Luna.
Third-place winner of the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Dreams contest. The prompt was "No way home."