MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornCelestiaRoyal Guard
Celestia sleepwalks every night.
She also sucks her guards' cocks in her sleep, and they hardly mind.
A two part story.
MLP: FiMRomanceHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightFlash Sentry
Brad and Twilight Sparkle are madly in love, so madly in love that Brad agrees to follow Twilight through the mirror portal to Equestria, where the two of them plan to have a big pony wedding.
. . . Problem is, after Brad comes to Equestria, he doesn't turn into a pony.
Featured on Equestria Daily!
Now with its own TVTropes page!
Cover art by PicoBox.
(This is based on the first Equestria Girls trailer and on subsequent fan speculation.)
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifePornSecond PersonHumanTwilightPinkieAnon
Anon teaches Pinkie and Twilight what a blowjob is with a hooves on approach, learning in the process that mares can cum simply from having a dick in their mouth.
Apparently, this is an important scientific discovery, one that will incur plenty of tests.
Co-Authored by Iorii!
MLP: FiMDarkDramaSadSecond PersonHumanFluttershyOCDiamond DogsAnon
Anon and Fluttershy get into a fight. Furious, Anonymous decides to go to a bar to cool down for a bit. While he's there, he meets a Diamond Dog named Ruby. This is how her heart breaks.
This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"
If you have interest in purchasing this non-profit book, check out my online store at this link: https://www.lulu.com/search?adult_audience_rating=00&q=flutterpriest
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyTwilightApplejackRarity
When a magical malaise falls over Ponyville, stealing the very words from ponies' mouths, it's up to Applejack to save the day!
... so long as she can figure out what the heck everypony's trying to say, first.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeChrysalisTirekCozy Glow
Cozy Glow walks in on her comrades "wrestling." Awkwardness ensues.
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Rated Teen for Innuendo.
Cover art borrowed from arareroll.
*For posterity's sake, let it be known that when My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ended it's initial run on October 12, 2019, this story was #2 in the Featured Box.*
MLP: FiMSexRandomPornAlt. UniverseCelestiaLuna
Celestia holds a secret agreement with a very discrete brothel in Canterlot, allowing her to relieve herself in secret and avoid the bothersome complications of taking a lover. Luna seems unable to acquire a lover in part due to her naivate concerning the modern times she finds herself, as a result she is forced to seek out the pleasure of an escort at a certain very discrete brothel in Canterlot.
A commission for shade70
Kink Warnings Incest, futa, glory hole, public use, slight bulge.
Yay top of featured!
(I hope you enjoy this reverse birthday present from me to you! The source leads to the left half of the pic and is sfw. The right is by kyokimute so if you want to find that, you know how it works :P)
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeHumanTwilightOC
Toby was looking forward to a very interesting project for his English class: writing to a complete stranger somewhere in the country to learn about them. However, through some anomaly, his letters make their way to Twilight Sparkle, an alicorn princess in the land of Equestria.
Though confused over how this is possible, Toby and Twilight decide to continue writing to each other, getting to learn all about each other and developing a strong friendship through only their written words.
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Inspired by the movie Her as well as a short story I read in middle-school, along with a since-deleted story called Pen Pals by user Justin Daniels.
Just something I’d update now and then.
MLP: FiMAdventureOCDaring DoChangelings
Like most ponies, Maxilla the exiled changeling doesn’t believe that Daring Do is real. However, fate seems determined to prove her wrong in the most dramatic way possible.
After all, it isn’t every day that a changeling gets dragged along on an adventure and subsequently immortalised in Daring Do literature and merchandise.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanApplejackApple BloomBig MacGranny SmithOC
John Apple, aging human farmer, has recently been injured in an accident by one of his horses. The doctors say he'll be unable to take care of his farm anymore due to considerable chronic back pain he will suffer for the rest of his years.
Farming had been his passion all his life, and had always been used to distract from the loneliness he felt from never having taken a wife, or raising children. Now faced with the prospect of losing his farm, having no options for meaningful employment, and the loneliness he can no longer distract himself from, he decides to bring an end to it all.
But what's this? He's still alive? Why did he wake up as a horse? How are these other horses able to talk? Why do these Apple horses keep calling him their father? And, perhaps most importantly, after finding himself with the family he had always wanted, does he dare tell them the truth?
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeTwilightDerpyOCLightning DustTempest Shadow
Twilight is looking to hire guards for her castle. Derpy is looking for a new job. Lightning Dust is trying to find a way forward after her falling out with the Wonderbolts, and Flare Warden is just trying to get a position far far away from her brother.
Immense thanks to Fylifa for countless hours of editing and proofreading.
Cover art by Anchorxx
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyPornCadanceShining ArmorFlurry Heart
Shining Armor has been forced into an extended sabbatical by the Princesses. Their reasoning was clear: in the peaceful era that has followed Twilight Sparkle's ascendancy to the throne, Shining needs to spend more time with his family, and particularly his daughter, Flurry Heart.
The precocious teen is fifteen years of age and rapidly approaching her sixteenth birthday. But she's not the little foal that Shining enjoyed spending so much father-daughter time with. The halcyon days of cute little Flurry playing on his knee are long gone, replaced with a prickly and complicated teenage filly.
Will the oblivious and goofy Shining Armor be able to navigate the difficulties of modern-day fatherhood? Will he follow the strange guiding voices which direct his decisions?
Or is he simply falling into an elaborate love-trap of Flurry and Cadence's design?
FIND OUT!
This is my entry into the June 2019 Wincest Contest!
This story is a fun little experiment I've been planning to try for some time: at the end of each chapter I'm going to present the fimfic readers with a strawpoll to choose from a few different options that our plucky protagonist can pursue. Inspired by the awesome Starscribe! Join in and see if the community will
be able to guide Shining to his goal before the end of the month!
Will likely contain: Incest / MF / teenage foalcon
FYI the Equestria in this story is located in a deep gravity well, so all characters are over ten million years old in Earth years and therefore 100% not illegal.
MLP: FiMDarkComedyTwilightRainbow DashBerry PunchOther
Hallo! Sorry I'm late. But then, it seems... so are you, Rainbow Dash.
And so the late Rainbow Dash comes face to face with Death himself! And he's... surprisingly cordial, actually.
But when Rainbow ends up in his debt, there's only one way to get back to the life she knew: take up the role of the Grim Reaper herself while Death takes a little holiday. Will Dashie be able to stay quick among the dead? Will she be the most awesome reaper ever... or will Death have to cut his vacation - and Rainbow's life - tragically short?
(Apologies and honors to the late Sir Terry Pratchett.)
Editors: Reese, GenerousGhibli, E3gner
Illustrations: Greenfinger
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaDiscordAnon
After failing a math test, Anon returns home to her adoptive mother; Twilight, who attempts to teach Anon basic math. Unfortunately for her, math is harder than it appears.
Will Twilight learn a lesson?
Will Discord cause chaos?
Is Princess Celestia too fat?
Will Anon get the cake?
The answer is mostly yes.
My entry, and now the winner of the Anon Filly Contest
Featured on the day of its posting; 3/6/2020!
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeRainbow DashScootalooSpitfireMain 6Wonderbolts
Spitfire has a secret she's told to nopony she knows, terrified of the prospect what they'll do when they figure it out. So what will she do when the rookie accidentally finds out?
Sex: Suggestive implication only.
Cover image by: Valiantstar00
A short clopfic set in the Space Ponyo universe.
Night Tracer is the stoic and Stony head of security at EquestriAero. As a bat-pony, she prefers to get her work done through the midnight hours, when the office is quieter and she can make sure everything is locked down.
Tonight, however, a young trouble-maker mechnical engineer is staying late to meet a tough deadline. Comet is working away slavishly, not realizing that the basket of fruit he received from a visiting Zebrican contains the sweet aphrodisiac-ambrosia that bat-ponies Revere in legend: mango.
Tag along as the desire for mango pull the little thestral out of her shell... and into Comet's pants.
Contains: m/f clop, very light blood sucking, lots of EEEEing
Featured from 05/02/18 - 05/06/18!
MLP: FiMSexRomanceDramaSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanOtherCadance
Working in the Royal Guard was good and all, but you definitely are enjoying your position in the Crystal Kingdom a lot more. It comes with a lot of perks. Mainly you enjoy how you don't have to worry about it being super cold with that shield in place. The barracks are a lot nicer and ponies respect your position easily.
Oh and you possibly having an affair with Shining Armor's wife might be a good perk too.
Taken at any place really before Cadence is pregnant in the main show.
Cool Things: Anal, Toys, Cheating, and hot Pony Princess on Human action!
Edited by the Amazing: Zephyr
Featured as of 01/18/16
I disliked the cheating angle context, I loved the clop in this. 
- Mr. Ghostman
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanAnon
In the magical land of Equestria, you are the most non-magical, and therefore unusual, thing.
Well, they used to call you "a thing" until they got to know you better. Now they call you "Yes!", "Don't stop!", and, occasionally, Anonymous.
You have everything a stallion would kill for: fame, money, mares. However, you are not a stallion.
Warning: contains a story.
Kinks: crotchboobs, lactation, well-toned mares, incredibly dumb Anonymous dominating and being dominated by mares.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedyHumanCelestiaLunaOCMain 6
The episode "Lesson Zero" if a human was in residence in Ponyville at the time.
Twilight needs a friendship problem to solve. The only human in Equestria just might have what she's looking for... If he survives it.
First in a series of comedic and cloppy misadventures using the same OC from "Hands" but not the same universe. If popular, I will write more.
Featured 08/22?! Wow! Thanks guys! You're amazing!
Contains:
Chapter 2: gentle human domination of a virgin mare, with consensual sex in the missionary position. Some cumflation.
Chapter 4: Deepthroating, creampie, Twilight recording everything
Chapter 7: Blowjob, prostate stimulation, mild femmedomme, maledom, cum inflation, bisexuality, rough, biting, spanking
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyPornSecond PersonHumanLyraBon-BonAnon
After two years in a world of magical ponies, you finally receive the dreaded confirmation that you're stuck here, forever. Your best pony friends, Lyra and Bon Bon, see this as the perfect opportunity to move past your old taboos about dating equines and enter the dating game. But, do they have bigger plans for you?
In case it wasn't obvious, contains a MFF human/pony/pony relationship, but also hornplay and gentle femdom.
I started working on this months ago, so it definitely does not line up with current canon.
UPDATE: Featured 11/04/2019. Thank you all so much.