For thousands of years ponies have prospered in Equestria living in peace. For thousands of years humans have prospered in secret living in fear. To ponies the humans are less than a myth. To humans, ponys are death. Once again they shall meet.
It has been said that nothing lived on the land of Equestria before the three pony tribes became one and settled there. It has also been said that ponies cultivated and created Equestria with their own hooves.
This is wrong.
Thousands of years after the cultivation of Equestria, Zachery a human soldier whose sole task is to protect the human race is allowed to take a leave of absence. It has been thousands of years since the last pony sighting and being in constant state of wartime is deemed too stressful for both the militants and civilians involved. While this is happening, Twilight Sparkle an alicorn princess of Equestria unearths information on a lost race that lived in Equestia thousands of years ago. Unknowingly to the both her and Zachery, she slowly sets into motion the events that will cause the two species that had violently divided to once again meet. For better or for worse.
Sometimes a perfectly good Thursday afternoon is ruined by an otherworldly suitor. Sometimes that suitor is egged on by the love of your life. Bonbon has gotten used to it.
Nurse Redheart helps a human adjust to living in a world far different from his own.
Jim Pike is a human stuck in a world that was clearly not suited for him. He has to adjust to the gravitational pull of this new planet, which is a bit lighter than what he’s accustomed to. Another problem is that he has no job, no money, and no housing of any kind. Which means somepony has to provide the guy with shelter until he can manage to live on his own.
Hmm...
Well, it’s not like looking after the human would interfere with Nurse Redheart’s personal life too much; she has been living by herself, after all.
Preparing himself for his date with Smolder, Anon can't help but wonder what the pint-sized dragon has in store for him...
One down, four to go. After having visited the changeling hive with Ocellus, Anon prepares himself to travel to the Dragon Badlands with Smolder. Considering she's pretty demure and tsundere, he doubts she'll give him much trouble. To be sure, it couldn't go off the rails like it had with the shape-shifting bug-horses, could it...?
Anon and Celestia enjoy a nice, quiet night together snuggled up under the covers, talking about the little things in life. RGRE.
Anon, somehow, was able to romantically court the princess of the sun herself, Celestia. During one quiet night at Canterlot castle, they decide for the first time to sleep together in the same bed, cuddling up to one another and saying sweet nothings into each other's ears.
There is also talk about themselves, the world around them, and the time they have spent with one another. It was a good night.
An RGRE story inspired by the thoughts I've been having lately, and a cute idea I had for this trending, alternative take on Equestria.
A human wakes up as Discord just as Keep Calm and Flutter On begins.
After dying in a predictably stupid car accident, a human wakes up paralyzed and unable to see or feel anything... which seems reasonable for the aftermath of an argument with a truck, until Celestia starts talking and he figures out that he's dreaming that he's Discord. And then the Elements set him free and he figures out no, actually, this isn't a dream. Begins right before "Keep Calm and Flutter On", and the first few chapters crib a lot of dialogue from that.
Not Displaced, but it is one of those "human wakes up in the body of an Equestrian supervillain" stories. However. Fellow Discord fans. Trust me, I'm not gonna write a story about our boy where the real thing never makes an appearance. The actual Discord will show up sooner or later. Also not a self insert, as should be obvious if you listen to the main character talk about himself for about 30 seconds.
This is a commission for The Bird, but the original story idea was mine and I take credit for everything except the impetus to actually write the damn thing.
Tags are a complete guess, I actually have no idea how to tag this thing.
For Cadence and Gleaming, a night of "fun" turns into something far more interesting.
Girls night. For most mares, it's a night to unwind and recharge after a long and hard week. For Cadence and Gleaming Shield, arguably two of the hardest working mares in the Crystal Empire, such night's are a must. Though, unlike other mares, they prefer these particular nights as long and as hard as they can get them.
Warning: Horse X Human Relations. Read at your Own Risk
Starlight Glimmer has as a big problem. Fortunately for her, so does her changeling friend Thorax. Best of all, maybe both their problems can be solved by one another.
Starlight has a very big problem, a very big problem in the form of the strongest heat she's ever been through. It's just her luck that such a thing would fall right when she is supposed to go out of town to help Trixie, the pony she's pretty sure she loves, with a new show in Trottingham. Fortunately for her, the new Changeling King Thorax also has a problem. Among the many new duties that have come with his royal status is the responsibility of expanding the hive, a responsibility that has manifested in the form of a belly full of unfertilized eggs ready to be laid in a host for incubation. It's fortunate for the both of them then, that their problems may be able to solve one another.
Contains: A mare in estrus, ovulation, species swap (changeling), gender transformation (changeling), a unique take on Changeling genitals and reproductive habits, pleasurable cervical/womb penetration, egg implantation and fertilization (impregnation), internal cumshots, excessive cum, cum inflation, minor mpreg, tentacles, hyper pregnancy, magical body modification, and one large pony belly.
Chrysalis's hive has gained three new souls. Not just any mere changelings, but three prophesied for grand things. Indeed, they are unlike any other before them. But just how different will these new changelings be?
Chrysalis's hive has gained three new souls. Not just any mere changelings, but three prophesied for grand things. Indeed, they are unlike any other before them.
What their mother doesn't know though, is just how different these new changelings will be.
A seemingly invincible pony falls in love with a displaced, unstable, solider who is far from receptive to her advances. Oh, and she's red and black, too.
Nightblade Bloodmoon:
Half-alicorn, half-zebra, half-changeling. One-hundred percent awesome and irresistible.
Nigel M Chalmers:
Does not want anything to do with her.
Follow Nigel on his quest as he attempts to shake off Nightblade, while also navigating around a foreign world.
Join Nightblade as she attempts to woo him, aided by her mysterious powers of infallibility.
Wonder just how Twilight Sparkle will deal with not one, but two unknown creatures as they cause unintentional havoc upon a peaceful Equestria.
Laugh on as I sink to a brand new low as an author.
What more could you want?
(Twilight appears in the second chapter, as I saw the word count and just had to keep it.)
Word around Ponyville is that Queen Chrysalis is planning something. Something big. Something terrible. Something beyond imagination. If only Queen Chrysalis had any idea what that something was.
Word around Ponyville is that Queen Chrysalis is planning something.
Something big.
Something terrible.
Something beyond imagination.
If only Queen Chrysalis had any idea what that something was.
Through a combination of Prince Blueblood’s influence, his own quick thinking, and a bit of dumb luck—Equestria’s only human finds himself knocking on the dressing room door of the nation’s most beloved pegasus superstar.
Being a close friend of Prince Blueblood has its benefits. His public perception may be a bit off, but Anton knows the wonderful truth—the guy is a total bro. Through methods unbeknownst to the human, the Prince was able to procure no less than four last minute VIP tickets to the first show of Songbird Serenade’s summertime tour—the Crystal Empire.
Human x Songbird Serenade romance, because Sia pone deserves some love.
If there's enough interest, I may well write a sequel to this.
A few days after ascending to Alicornhood, Twilight Sparkle is experimenting with Magic, as she is wont to do. She found a lovely new spell in Luna's old quarters in the Castle of the Two Pony Sisters that she's just dying to try. She should've read the fine print.
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Chrysalis, far from being traditionally reformed, enters the Adult Film Industry. Needless to say, she'd damn good at what she does...
Queen Chrysalis, the dethroned changeling matriarch, is adjusting to life in pony society relatively well. Making the most of her abilities, she has become quite a popular performer in the adult entertainment industry. Even after failing to overthrow the kingdom of pastel equines, she's still found a way to screw them over, quite literally with her current choice of career! As she readies herself for another day of filming, she notices a rather curious name on the cast list...
Kinks include: Futa on Female, Female on Futa, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Femdom, Size Difference, Minor Cum Inflation, Squirting, Excessive Amounts of Jizz
When Luna goes to check on Celestia, wondering why she isn't asleep, she finds her in a rather odd predicament: 'sleepwalking' with a guard's cock in her mouth.
When Luna goes to check on Celestia, wondering why she isn't asleep, she finds her in a rather odd predicament...
...'sleepwalking' with a guard's cock in her mouth.
A Cozy Glow-hating brony is fooled by the nefarious filly herself into switching bodies, now he's the one locked in Tartarus while she's causing havoc in his world. Uh-oh. Also, nopony believes him... because he's Cozy Glow. Makes perfect sense.
Summer vacation, everyone's favorite time of the year. A time of rest and relaxation from all the stresses of the school year. For a graduating student named Tyler, this year is extra special. He's on his way to Ottawa to celebrate both his success and the birthday of his grandmother. However, his trip takes a major detour as he vanishes from the world he knows. Thanks to a major discovery hidden deep beneath Canterlot, he resurfaces in the land of Equestria, though he is far from being "himself."
Alone, ripped from everything he's ever known, Anon finds himself in a strange land. Yet there's one who comes to greet him.
Anon never expected to find himself in some far-flung world, yet he was. He didn't want to lose everything he ever knew, yet he did.
Waking up, he discovers he's far from home, with but the clothes on his back. Wandering into a nearby village, and spotting a few strangely colored creatures, Anon is left to wonder where he is. As all of the town's denizens shy away, keeping their distance, a lone figure trots out to greet him, to welcome him to what may be his new life...
Kink List: Hot, Spicy, Romantic Hoof Holding
Artwork by: theparagon
Big shoutout to my dude Freglz. He gave me a few suggestions and helped with the editing! Go check this man out!!!
