[HiE] A human becomes friends with benefits with Rainbow Dash, only to discover he wants more.
Sometimes, the things we want seem out of reach or impossible. Other times, you don't know what you want until you have it.
And sometimes, what you really wanted has been right under your nose all along...
When Will, a single human living in a world of ponies, becomes friends with benefits with his good friend Rainbow Dash, it seemed like a dream come true.
So why then does it seem like he's just as unsatisfied as ever?
Chrysalis, revelling in her prior shenanigans, is hit with some rather jarring news.
After having produced, and subsequently released, a sex tape of herself disguised as Princess Celestia, Chrysalis is thoroughly enjoying the social turmoil that she's created. Between shoots, she can often be found browsing on her phone, enjoying the deluge of comments and upheaval which her video created. Sadly, her amusement is cut short, as her assistant comes to her with some rather troubling news...
Kinks Include: MFF, Male on Female, Female on Female, Threesomes, Oral, Vaginal, Squirting, a Fairly Decent Amount of Semen
BONUS KINKS INCLUDE: Sensual Lovemaking, Forgiveness, Sickeningly Sweet Romance, Spontaneous Changeling Climaxes Due to an Overload of Amorous Affection
TD and Celestia. Without a doubt one of Equestria's greatest rivalries. Imagine Celestia's surprise when she is asked out on a date by none other than TD.
One day Celestia finds herself being asked out on a date by TD, a human famous for punching her in the face.
You know what to expect. ...... Or not. I REGRET NOTHING
Set in a Universe where TD did not go on his Journey. Intended to be a non-canon side story.
Hi. I'm Alexander Stepanowski. I'm a Brony. Today I discovered that Equestria is real. No, I didn't go there. I may have, uh, accidentally - let's go with that - abducted one of the princesses. Now, before you get too angry with me, I swear there's a perfectly logical explanation for this!
And for why I now ask myself if it's okay to love a Pony.
Defeated. Betrayed. Cornered and outnumbered. One last chance. An escape...to a new world. A strange world. A world of giants.
For Queen Chrysalis, the end seemed near. Defeat after defeat at the hooves of her enemies had left her tired and desperate while her army of once thousands reduced to a mere several dozen. Surrounded, it seemed that utter defeat was inevitable. But she was a proud changeling queen, she wouldn't go down that easy. She still had one last trick up her hoof. A Portal...to another world. And through that portal, she entered a world of new wonders, of new dangers, and to her surprise and utter shock, a world of giants.
For Rick Mason, life was alright. He had a nice house, a decent job, and two awesome dogs. What else could a guy ask for? Tiny talking alien bug horses? ...Well it's not like he wasn't asking for them.
Amazing art was made by: xxkrutoy
All references, mentioned or otherwise, belong to their owners respectively.
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It has been almost a year since you woke up face firmly planted in the dirt path of a small village's park in the world of Equestria. Now, one faithful morning, you will be forced to survive what every male in world has to survive... The Heat.
Almost one year after you woke-up with a face full of dirt in the middle of a dirt path in Ponyville's central park, you have finally managed to create some semblance of a normal life. You have a modest one bedroom home. You have a job that you enjoy doing. And above all, you have managed to make plenty of friends.
A huge step up from when you first arrived... in your pajamas, confused, covered in dirt, and stumbling among a throng of panicking colorful ponies.
You sometimes can't help but remind some of them of this embarrassing first contact. And they in turn can't help but remind you of that scream (which was most certainly NOT unmanly) you let out when you found out you weren't dreaming.
Yes, you have come a long way from those first panic stricken screams. And you have managed to learn a lot about Equestrian culture and their way of life.
But sometimes, certain things get left out, and you are forced to learn them the hard way... in every sense of the word.
(A 2nd person story involving you, the reader, and any pony, stallion or mare, that you are unfortunate enough to cross paths with.)
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If you are reading this, then I assume you have some interest in this story. However, I should probably point out that if the interest that drew you here is the kind of interest that I think it is... Sorry to say that you may have a bit of time to wait.
This story is Mature because of the subject matter. Which is the urge of ponies to make more little ponies.
As of right now, nothing more than perhaps a bit of heavy petting is planed out. However, this may change at a later date depending on numerous factors... Mainly if laziness doesn't get in the way.
For right now though, enjoy my attempt at some comedy, romance, and all around horribly written randomness.
Ever since she was a young lass, Celaeno has deamt of owning an airship. Sadly for her, it may take a while to save up for one...
Celaeno, the sassy parrot, has been saving every bit she can to afford an airship. Having found a job at a tavern in Klugetown, she's been managing to get by alright. Heck, she'd even been able to stash a little extra coin aside for herself! On a seemingly normal day, tending to her duties of serving drinks and keeping the joint clean, she's propositioned with a deal almost too good to be true. Will our intrepid hero finally finally get what she most desires?!? Tune in and find out!
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Interspecies (Zebra and Parrot), Size Difference, Paizuri (Tit Fucking), Rough Sex, Creampies, Unimaginable Amounts of Spunk
Celestia responds to the friendship lessons penned on behalf of her faithful student by the newest ponyville weirdo.
When Anon takes the liberty to inject his particular brand of humor into Twilight's friendship lessons, Celestia feels the need to respond, more often than not.
Rarity and Anon figure out their mutual attraction during a very "heated" day.
What's not to love about Rarity? She's beautiful, classy, intelligent, and generous.
Anon knows all these things, and is fortunate enough to experience it every day. However, he is quite certain that she would never feel the same way about him.
Tekky, being the klutz that she is, has a minor accident and Leech is left to administer emergency medical treatment.
It's been a few weeks since Tekky let Leech start living with her and things have been going pretty well. Leech has been trying her best to help out around the house while Tekky manages the shop. Sadly, accidents do happen from time to time but, thankfully, Leech is a totally legit medical professional!
Kinks include: Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Magical Bondage, Sexy Outfits, Cum Inflation, Totally Legit Medical Practices.
Leech finds a mysterious creature in town. If you're read ANY of the stories with her, you can probably guess what's going to happen...
Taking a walk through town, because she's bored and Tekky wants her to pick up a few things, Leech stumbles upon a rather odd critter. Tall, well toned, and silent, the creature doesn't seem all that threatening; until he opens his mouth, that is. Now face to face with some sort of weird pony-monster stallion, she's gotta be quick on her feet. Luring him into an alley, away from the gobsmacked public, she tries to learn his intentions. As you've likely guessed, things get kinda sticky...
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Sixty Nines, Oral, Vaginal, Tentacle Tongues, Size Difference, Monster Ponies, Lots of Lewd Bullshit, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and Being Knotty
Artwork by General-Irrelevant Non Toxic belongs to Simply
Rarity decides now that she is a teacher, it's time to fulfill a kinky teacher-student fantasy. Sadly, the two male students she goes for want nothing to do with a mare. They'd rather do one another. Teaching how to properly gay ensues.
One reason Rarity agreed to teach is to turn her teacher-student fantasy into reality. When she leads detention for two hot young males who were caught with porn, she assumes she can do just that. She is mistaken.
Still, a lady doesn’t complain about free live gay porn, so she does what teachers do and educates them instead. Teaching how to properly gay ensues.
Cover art used with permission. Rarity face is by T-3000, taken from here. Sandbar and Gallus are by flash_draw, found in image 1786464 on Derpibooru (explicit).
Contains: anal, analingus, anal virginity, blow job, cum-gargling, exhibitionism, foalcon (if you see the friendship students as foals), free live porn, gay, masturbation, oral application of lubricant, teaching how to properly gay, voyeur
Ever had to deal with a bunch of overfriendly mares out of the blue? Eric Reed found out. If you're not into ponies, It's not fun.
Eric Reed was thinking about some of the girls back in his old, human world, wishing he could have a girlfriend. A human girlfriend. But before he knew it, Eric found himself having to deal with the affections of his suddenly overfriendly pony friends. Who may or may not take "no" for an answer. He's not into ponies like that, so this becomes really weird for him.
And things will only get weirder.
In the many months he's known them, none of his friends have ever once showed any real hints of a romantic interest in Eric. Why would they start doing it now...?
Like similar short stories I've wrote, and still writing, this story takes place after the events of my "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" story, but this isn't really a sequel to it. You can enjoy this story without needing to read "A Giant Adventure to Equestria, but here's the link to it if you want to read it, and to learn about Eric's backstory. http://www.fimfiction.net./story/427481/a-giant-adventure-to-equestria
A changeling author has to deal with a very enthusiastic batpony fan.
Maxilla is an exiled changeling who resides in Baltimare and writes stories for a living. Life’s pretty normal and pony-like for her, until she’s visited by a very unusual fan who just won’t leave her alone.
Disclaimer: Not a real-life religion, so there's no need to get all up in arms over a fic with the 'comedy' tag.
Post-Conversion Earth is a calm, peaceful place. However, it lacks the certain kind of chaos that only religion can bring. Enter a single, fanatical human from space to dish out his own kind of conversion.
Religion is coming to Equestria, brought by a single, oblivious, fanatic. On a divine mission from his God (at least that's what he thinks), this lone human will not rest until he saves the souls of all. With zeal in his heart, a holy tome in his hands and unyielding faith, he shall bring the true meaning of conversion back to Equestria.
Whether the ponies like it or not.
So grab your prayer beads, strap on your finest missionary boots and prepare for a preachin' you won't forget.
Arse-covering: 1. I'm not taking any shots at religion here, it's a shame that I have to point that out but better safe than sorry. 2. Any references to actual religion is purely for comedic purposes. 3. Not a hate-fic, I just can't resist the pun. 4. Disregarding the above points is considered heresy, and punishable by eternal damnation.
When asked by one of the fillies in town to touch her in her naughty place. Who was Anon to say no?
Anon has such a simple life and simple needs here in this new land of Equestria. However, when one of those needs isn’t being met and one of the fillies named Petunia asks him to touch her in her naughty place.
For longer than she can remember, the Princess of the Sun has been trying to bear an heir to the throne with no success. No stallion, no gryphon, no creature in the whole of Equus has been able to give her what she has wanted for so long. A child. A baby.
But there is a new being in her little kingdom, one that she happens to be very familiar with. One that wasn't born on Equus. One who might be able to make her wish come true.
Twilight is able to translate a song from outer space for all the world to hear
A song from space arrives to Equestria and everypony is in love with it. The problem is that nopony can understand the words that are being said. Twilight, determined to let the world know about the first transmission from space, creates a machine that allows her and others to finally hear the lyrics of the song.
