Alone, ripped from everything he's ever known, Anon finds himself in a strange land. Yet there's one who comes to greet him.
Anon never expected to find himself in some far-flung world, yet he was. He didn't want to lose everything he ever knew, yet he did.
Waking up, he discovers he's far from home, with but the clothes on his back. Wandering into a nearby village, and spotting a few strangely colored creatures, Anon is left to wonder where he is. As all of the town's denizens shy away, keeping their distance, a lone figure trots out to greet him, to welcome him to what may be his new life...
Kink List: Hot, Spicy, Romantic Hoof Holding
Artwork by: theparagon
Big shoutout to my dude Freglz. He gave me a few suggestions and helped with the editing! Go check this man out!!!
Shining goes down town for a night with the boys, this turns into the night of his life
It'd been ten years since he'd had a good night out with no worries. With flurry taken care of, and no urgent matters for once, Shining takes it upon himself to just have a good time out with friends. But a seedy bar has a seedy secret, a hole that lets people have anonymous sex. What would you do if you found that the hole you were currently deep inside was not quite what you thought. Shining's going to find out
Luster Dawn receives a visit from a strange creature.
Luster Dawn is having the worst day of her life. How will she be affected when she receives a visit from the strangest-looking creature she has ever seen?
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A few days after ascending to Alicornhood, Twilight Sparkle is experimenting with Magic, as she is wont to do. She found a lovely new spell in Luna's old quarters in the Castle of the Two Pony Sisters that she's just dying to try. She should've read the fine print.
Featured 6/22/2020. Thank you all so much! It happened again 6/30/2020! What insanity is this?! OK, seriously, you people spoil me. 7/1/2020 I'm going to keep thanking you every time it happens. You can't stop me! 7/4/2020 Have all the happy Pinkie Pies in the world! 7/5/2020 RIGHT ON MY DUDES! ROCK ON! 7/13/2020
Fleetfoot has never been the romantic type. She's never felt that deep longing for a special somepony in her life — never had time for it either. Then why does she have a crush, and why is she waking up in bed with him?
Fleetfoot has never been the romantic type. She's never felt that deep longing for a special somepony in her life — never had time for it either.
Then why does she have a crush, and why is she waking up in bed with him?
Between a janitor and a comely commode, magical things can happen in the bathroom...
Working as a janitor in a fancy-horse-pants restaurant can be a pretty crappy job: the hours are rough, customers can be rude, and ponies seem to find innovative ways to make catastrophic messes - that being said, it's not all bad. Deep within the eatery, tending customers and employees alike, lies one of the most charming creatures Anon has ever met...
At long last, a romance that nobody asked for!
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Just as another Christmas comes to pass, you're left with something which will live with you forever.
It's the holiday season, one just like any other, or so you think. As you wind down on Christmas Eve, you reminisce on years gone by. Everyone has something they've always wanted, but could never get. This, my friends, is one such story.
I wanted to write this as a thank you to all of my wonderful followers and the community at large. Have a happy and safe holiday season. Please feel free to choose whichever chapter you find fitting. I wrote this story for everyone, and I dearly hope you enjoy it.
Celestia and Luna both suffer in silence, painfully distant from their mortal citizens and wanting nothing more then to 'connect' with a fellow pony. Both immortal alicorns attempt to relieve their pent up needs, to potentially disasterous results.
Celestia holds a secret agreement with a very discrete brothel in Canterlot, allowing her to relieve herself in secret and avoid the bothersome complications of taking a lover. Luna seems unable to acquire a lover in part due to her naivate concerning the modern times she finds herself, as a result she is forced to seek out the pleasure of an escort at a certain very discrete brothel in Canterlot.
A commission for shade70 Kink Warnings Incest, futa, glory hole, public use, slight bulge. Yay top of featured! (I hope you enjoy this reverse birthday present from me to you! The source leads to the left half of the pic and is sfw. The right is by kyokimute so if you want to find that, you know how it works :P)
First Lieutenant Jake Carson is aboard the Starstreaker, the most intelligently designed space craft ever conceived by humanity. During his time on board they are ambushed by a Verix fleet and forced to take drastic measures
It's the year 2853 and the human race is more threatened than ever. The cybernetic species known as the "Verix" had been eliminating any and all life they could find. The war began many years ago, when human kind had been branching itself out to new planets, in hope to control it's growing population. After the discovery of the hostile lifeforms, planets have been under constant war. Human kind is slowly losing the fight, and realized they needed to think of a new strategy, or they'll be eradicated. And so began the age of genetic modifications.
Second Lieutenant Jake Carson, a man fighting in the war for humanities survival, returns from his latest mission. Upon returning he is granted the promotion of First Lieutenant, and is scheduled to begin genetic modifications the next day. Then all hell breaks loose.
Arcs are written below (Spoilers for future chapters, separated and blacked out)
Arc One: Contact- Jake finds himself stranded on a planet he's never seen before with other intelligent life. He's on a strict schedule and must make it back to home base before his enemy does, to prepare for the massive battle ahead. Chapters 1-18
Arc Two: Crossfire- The battle is on as Jake (And a certain friend) say their goodbyes for now and make it back to Earth. All of humanity, and more, is at risk of collapse. Not only that, but Jake discovers a small spark in a certain pony... Chapters 19-32
Arc Three: Momentum- With the immediate threat taken care of, Jake and his allies attempt to fortify atop their newfound ally planet. However, before any real progress can be made they are hit with a surprise attack, pushing Luna to make a dire decision. Chapters 33-43
Arc Four: Visions- Jake recovers from his near-death experience with a newfound perspective on the past. While attempting to supress his memories, he was also suppressing his feelings of attachment. Now breaking through these barriers, he will begin to care more for those around him. Chapters 44-54
Arc Five: Relations- Being on temporary leave, Jake uses this chance to get closer to someone he has begun having feelings towards. Hoping to have it flourish into something more. Meanwhile the Verix lurks in the background, learning what they can about this new species. Chapters 55-??
[The the first 12 or so chapters are mostly the events leading up to where Jake is now, and are in 3rd person. The story switches to 1st person after that]
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Edit: For the many more times this has appeared in the feature box again... thank you so much for this great honor! I never thought I would make a story that could constantly make the featured box. And to any new readers here, I hope you have a great time reading
This is my LATEST story I have created. I am working on this in hopes that I can finally make the kind of story I always wanted to. This story will be VERY long, so be ready to grab some popcorn and stay a while if you are late to the party!
I hope you all enjoy the story as much as I enjoy writing it!
LABELED MATURE FOR.... reasons.... (Luna x Human eventually...)
Story starts in third person and transitions into first person. Third person is used in early chapters to catch up the story.
Chrysalis comes to a full understanding of giving your love to another.
Anon and Chrysalis have been pushed to their limits on the run from the law. They now find themselves in a cave on the outskirts of The Badlands, knowing full well their time may be coming to a close.
Though, with Chrysalis finally understanding the true meaning to giving love to another, perhaps there is hope for them yet?
The truth shall set you free.
Cover art is by an unknown Japanese artist. Full credits to them for the cover art used for this story.
Stallions and mares everywhere are going bananas over the new vegitarian sausages Twilight made but none moreso than Rumble!
Rumble is a sucker for thick, juicy, succulent M.E.A.T. (Magically Enhanced Apple Tubes) and can't get enough of 'em! While at a cookout for the Wonderbolts with his brother, Rumble gets the surprise of his lifetime; something special that the Princess of Friendship made just for him. Could this be when the eager colt learns his eyes are bigger than his mouth/throat/stomach?!?
I hope y'all enjoy this wholesome bit of family friendly fiction! If, for whatever reason, your mind creeps into the gutter, well, shame on you!
The tale of an American man trying to live peacefully in RGRE.
Mack was a normal American, who magically wound up in a world of brightly colored horses with out even a hint of what was to come. And for some reason the mares all treat him like he's a porcelain doll, much to his chagrin.
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Just a little bit of noodling with no real narrative structure, and marked mature for innuendo and crass language. This pile of words is going to be self edited, updated at the speed of atoms at 0 Kelvin, and likely to be a mess of time skips. But hopefully it'll be a fun little ride that amuses the masses.
* The cover picture has nothing to do with anything, I just find it adorable.
*Well this exploded beyond all reasonable expectation, hopefully the rest of it will actually be as good as I want it to be. 1-28-19
*After thinking on it, I'm 92% certain that my choice of picture is part of the reason this is going so well compared to my other stories.
You're not exactly good with the whole Equestrian courtship rituals, so you need a little girl to explain what you're doing wrong. Through demonstration.
Ever since you ended up in Equestria, you've had basically zero luck dating mares. You can chalk a good portion of it due to the whole different species thing, but you know there has to be more to it than that!
That's when you meet Katy, a filly who looks like she's just barely gotten her cutie mark, and she has made it her personal mission to figure out all the girl problems you're having. What could a pony her age have to teach you, though?
Well, a good start would be how Equestrian mating culture works. Sure, she's young, but she has to know more about it than you do, right? What could go wrong?
Your friend Vinyl hooks you up with Octavia. Lewd shenanigans ensue.
Your friend Vinyl Scratch drags you out of your apartment and forces you to attend a show that she just knows you're going to love. With nothing else better to do you give in and boy are you glad you did.
Every mare, even Rainbow Dash, has needs. Even if they’re the uncool, I-need-a-hug type needs.
All mares have needs. Even if they’re totally uncool and undeniably lame. Rainbow Dash is the one exception to the rule. After a month away from her marefriend, she wasn’t even the tiniest bit lonely. And she definitely didn’t need - or want - a hug. Hugs were lame, and she was Rainbow Danger Dash. Hugging would only slow her down.
After being left alone to tend the Rich family mansion, Anon runs across an intruder ransacking Filthy's room!
With Diamond Tiara gone for the day, Anon is left to look after the house. Deciding he'd rather not spend the entire day in bed, bored out of his mind, the man finds himself cleaning up a bit. Curiously, he discovers that someone is in his boss's room, rummaging around in Spoiled's jewelry cabinet! Taking matters into his own hands, and with nobody else to back him up, the man bravely confronts the robber. Unfortunately, things are not what they seem...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Squirting, Spanking, Dirty Talk, Rough Sex, Creampies, Crotch Tits, and a very awkward situation. No Foalcon in this one!
Ember has pony friends, she totally does! Just... don't ask what their names are.
What's the deal with ponies? Squint just a little and you can't tell one from the next. Ember doesn't even need to squint to get the effect. Who would have guessed that a Dragonlord would have problems that needed more than just an application of violence?
A strange object passes by the planet of Equiss. A group of ponies try to decide what it means.
With nothing happening, no world-conquering villains or Crystal Hearts being shattered and so on, Twilight is bored. She has nothing to do, plainly. But while in the middle of a drab reading session, she notices something doesn't feel right. Not to her, but in the night sky. She can't see it, but she can sense it. Something not from this world has entered her world, and it could be the first ever message from aliens.
And perhaps those aliens are trying to say hello.
(Btw, look up "Pioneer Probe Plaque" if you want the image described here. I can't post the actual thing because of mild nudity in it, but you can search it for context.)
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