The Crusaders are asking The Question... and they keep getting the same annoying answer. So in desperation, they go to the expert on the subject... Twilight Sparkle!
A legitimately E-rated story about the birds and the bees... because for ponies, there's nothing to be embarrassed about really. Well... almost nothing...
Jet Stream is a powerful industry leader in the burgeoning equestrian aerospace industry and a struggling single father, in that order. His lack of patronly parenting skills reaches its azimuth one afternoon when his lust overrides his reason. ABORT!
Based on the OC Characters by the legendary artist: Shinodage. Specifically an artwork recently posted by him which may be affiliated with the number NSFW 1589326
Jet Stream had a very tough week at Equestria's first annual aerospace conference in Canterlot. More than half of his projects required monetary support from the Royal Rocketry Commission, represented at the conference by the notorious Ms. Harshwhinny. An infamous tease, Jet Stream had done everything he could to seduce the older mare, only for her to finally take his competitor Tesla Musk up to her hotel room.
Returning home once the conference was finished, frustrated, tired and not thinking straight, he is met with the unexpected sight of his young daughter - who was supposed to still be at her mother's house.
Sexually frustrated, mentally exhausted, and confronted with an attractive, innocent young filly who adores him - will Jet Stream manage to hit the NO GO switch on this pending launch? Or will his main engine ignite and propel him to a completed mission?
Featured 11/20/17 - 11/23/17!
Warning contains: incest, fillycon, anal, M/F, light belly bulging. If you're not a fan - look elsewhere.
FEATURED: 26/11/2018. HiE, parody of the whole "We make ponies feel good". crackfic with plot. Buck is a human soldier that finds himself in Equestria and to survive he uses his only skill outside killing: Massages, and those work great on ponies!
FEATURED: 10/11/2017 FEATURED: 26/11/2018 I have always been very attracted to the “Humanity, Fuck Yeah!” threads online and I wanted to try making one story on that level about a Human in the MLP Universe. Crack story Strong terms and Themes (you’ll see in the first chapter already) Human in Equestria. The plot is simple: We have fingers, they have hooves...Would that make Humans WAY better than ponies in giving massages then? Here they do, and the Human MC gives “Heavenly good ones” for reasons (his mother always suffered of back pains, he learned to give massages since he was a kid because professionals costed too much and once reached thirty-five years of age he had long become a ‘Master’.)
The crack part of the story is...Those massages feel TOO GOOD, LUDICROUSLY GOOD! So much that even the most rotten Bad Guys actually add divergences on their EEEEEEEVIL! Plans just to make sure the Human massages also fall in their possession, everybody want those fingers to work their magic on their backs, EVERYBODY!
...Everybody but Princess Luna asshe won’t be fooled! It is clear that the Human massages are hiding some EVIL CORRUPTING MAGIC! (She is an expert after all!) so she won’t be Corrupted by those vile tricks! NEVER!
Pretty much a Silly 'Tinfoil-hat’ Luna fighting against a conspiracy only she can see.
NO, IT’S NOT BASHING! Just some randomness thrown in.
Why is all this happening? Easy...The secret it’s all in the hands.
Finding a job is hard. Finding a job in Canterlot when you’re a five foot eight bipedal alien is even harder.
Being the sole human in a city full of judgemental unicorns has a pretty detrimental effect on a guy's employment prospects, a fact Luke Nona has become all too aware of. After a year of scraping by in Equestria’s capital, he still doesn’t have a job. That all changes when a certain Princess calls in a favour from a supermodel.
Beware of spoilers in the comments.
Fleur x human romance, with a fair helping of lewdness planned in later chapters. Blatant wish fulfilment at its finest, yes—but who doesn’t want to fall in love with Canterlot’s prettiest supermodel?
Cover art originally by skyline19, but has been slightly tweaked for this story. The original derpibooru upload can be found here. Pre-read by JimboTex.
A young orphan girl runs away from home to keep from being seperated from her best friend, a young Percheron Stallion.
A young human girl runs away from home with her best friend, and finds herself much further from home than she ever expected. Her arrival in Equestria will cause ripples that affect ponies from the lowest to the highest.
Meanwhile, a young Nocturne mare begins an epic quest to earn the right to clean Princess Luna's porcelain throne. Be sure to check out the Continuation. "How to Train Your Batpony" Not a Clopfic!
Let me extend thanks to Georg for letting me play with some of his characters and situations, and for proof reading and contributing some really good lines here and there.
After the series of sexy Tuesday night events, the naughty Apogee puts her devious plot to hook-up her dad and best friend into motion! Will Apogee be able to use innuendo, Twister, and sexy movies to get the studly Jet and the mousy Diz to connect?
The afternoon has had a lot of VERY sexually-charged encounters... between Diz and Apogee... between Jet and Apogee... and all as per this scheming, devious, filly's plan.
Now she's ready to spring the last parts of her trap: to use any and all means to get her father, Jet Stream, to sleep with her cute, shy, nerdy friend Daisy 'Diz' Cutter. The fact that both participants in her debauched plan are more interested in her than each other, making them more than a little reluctant won't stop her.
Will the conniving pegasus-filly be able to use innuendo, Twister, and sexy-movies to coax Jet and Diz to screw each other silly?
Yes.
Contains: Filly-con, incest, really fun sexy times, light anal play!
A seemingly incapable Rarity survives along with her human companion in the middle of the Everfree Forest.
After a new spell goes awry, Rarity must find a way back home with the help of a strange alien creature. This 'man' certainly seems capable. They'll need each others skills to make it out of the Everfree Forest alive! That is of course, if they don't drive each other crazy first.
Conceptualized before the start of season 8, but may contain elements from later seasons.
The human farmer, John Apple, has been injured. With no family to inherit, he is set to lose his farm. Unable to cope, he seeks to end it all. Much to his confusion, he wakes up as a pony and surrounded by talking ponies who are calling him "father".
John Apple, aging human farmer, has recently been injured in an accident by one of his horses. The doctors say he'll be unable to take care of his farm anymore due to considerable chronic back pain he will suffer for the rest of his years.
Farming had been his passion all his life, and had always been used to distract from the loneliness he felt from never having taken a wife, or raising children. Now faced with the prospect of losing his farm, having no options for meaningful employment, and the loneliness he can no longer distract himself from, he decides to bring an end to it all.
But what's this? He's still alive? Why did he wake up as a horse? How are these other horses able to talk? Why do these Apple horses keep calling him their father? And, perhaps most importantly, after finding himself with the family he had always wanted, does he dare tell them the truth?
Johnny Bravo in an Equestria with Reversed Gender roles. Will he finally get what he deserves? Romance, smut, misunderstandings, and silliness.
Johnny Bravo in Equestria, but with reversed gender roles. Where mares are supposed to be the ones to be tough and 'marely' (manly). And most stallions are prissy, fickle, and demanding, due to the easy access of mares thanks to the ratio of males to females, and the dynamics of a herd relationship.
Expect a clueless Johnny, eager and loving mares, and lots of hopefully funny misunderstandings, romance, sexual undertones and moments, and lessons and musings on love and relationships.
Perspective will shift between Johnny Bravo and the ponies between mini chapters, and I'll use bold and italics when the character whose perspective the story is currently written from is talking.
Starlight Glimmer finally learns the identity of her long-lost mother. It's somepony she knows very well.
After a frightening conversation with her dad Firelight, Starlight Glimmer turns to Twilight for advice. The tale Twilight spins in response contains time travel, machine cults, and the very disturbing identity of Starlight's mother.
A young filly fathered by a human finds growing up as a hybrid isn't without it's trials and tribulations. (RGRE)
In Ponyville, a new and unusual resident moved into town. He went on adventures, made friends, met the love of his life, had children, and lived happily ever after for many years.
This isn't his story, but the story of his firstborn.
Anonymous Junior isn't like most ponies. Her teeth are sharp, her gaze is unnerving, and her gait is predatory. The hot blood of humanity, the blood of her sire, pumps through her veins, and it's apparent to all who look. Even when empowered by such passion, the life of a young filly is still one filled with trials and tribulations.
A re-imagining of Anon Filly as the biological daughter of Anonymous. A Second-Person story starring You as Anonymous Junior Takes place in the Reversed Gender Role Equesria AU Makes use of OCs that I do not own. They belong to their respective creators and my depictions should not be considered accurate.
Just when Dash thought her day couldn't get any worse, it does...
To say Rainbow Dash's day had been rough would be an understatement. It was bad enough that she found herself trapped in a broom closet at the Wonderbolts headquarters, while in the throes of heat, but things have only gone downhill since then. Silently hoping that somepony would come along to help her escape, she finds herself visited by the last stallion she'd ever hoped of running into...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, a Mare in Estrus, an Infuriatingly Charming Stallion, Kissing, Winking, Squirting, and One Hell of a Creampie
This was a trade with/for FourEyes (Derpi Artist Tag sand-filled-scarecrow, Twitter Handle FourEyes_T, Patreon sandyscarecrow). He's the fantastic artist who did the cover and he's just super cool dude!
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A 16-year old boy is transported to Equestria and given the form of a dragon.
A 16 year-old boy is transported to Equestria and given the form of a dragon. He makes several unexpected friends and at the same time will discover his own powers, but will the ponies trust him because of it? He will have to convince them if he is to stop the upcoming threat and restore balance to the magic of Equestria.
In a time shortly after Luna's banishment, Celestia finds herself on the brink of war with a rival nation. Hoping to avert disaster, she seeks out someone very special: Tercio Krosus. A soldier, a confidant, and the only living human in Equestria.
One month has passed since Princess Celestia was forced to banish her own sister. Suddenly alone and with the weight of rule squarely on her shoulders, the sovereign of Equestria has become but a shell of her former self, maintaining a facade of confidence that hides growing doubts and lingering regrets.
When a devastating attack is launched on her nation by a vindictive, opportunistic foreign ruler who will stop at nothing to see a generations-old grudge resolved, the weakened Celestia seeks to stem the flow of soldiers that now pour over Equestria's borders and put an end to the bloodshed. In her darkest hour, she turns to the aid of an unexpected confidant: A steadfast soldier, a loving brother, someone she has watched grow and mature since he was but a child.
Being a princess in Equestria is tiring work, and after many long years of rule, they've seen absolutely everything. Right? - [A series of short stories]
Being a princess in Equestria is tiring work. After many long years of rule, they've seen absolutely everything. Right?
A series of short (ish!) stories about our favourite four-legged diarchy and how they deal with various things modern Equestrian life throws at them.
It's not as though it's going to be difficult. They've seen plenty of generations come and go. Nopony could possibly put them out of their depth.
They think.
Stories so far:
Healthy Living: Celestia can't remember if she ever had the one-time disease "Filly Fever". It's been so long, she must have forgotten it.
Trending Topic: A new toy craze takes Equestria by storm, and Luna is in the eye of it all.
Princess Celestia's Uneventful Day: It's nice to unwind and read a good book once in a while. Fate has other plans.
Humans, sailplanes and cloud cities just don't mix very well.
Cloudsdale. Bastion of the Pegasi, linchpin of weather control, home to the Wonderbolts. A magnificent metropolis gracing the skies of Equestria. So what happens when an oblivious human starts stumbling around in a sailplane? As they say, hilarity ensues.
Ever had your Dad marry a mythical creature? Ever just wanted a normal life? If this is you and you're not me, then this is exactly what we don't want, right?
Imagine my surprise when I see a winged unicorn in my kitchen that claims she's my mother.
Imagine her surprise when I threw my coffee mug at her.
Imagine my Dad's surprise when I was banished to the end of Time.
Okay, the last part didn't happen, Tempora is actually really nice, but you get what I mean.
Just roll with it, I guess?
Set in an Alternate Universe where nothing of canon makes much sense.
Anon, now an irate, pint sized mare, comes to grips with her situation and newfound lustful urges...
Even though Anon never really wanted to be a small, pastel equine, she's beginning to adapt to her newfound situation. After having a long night to rest and recuperate from her transformation, and an initial, salacious encounter with one of the denizens of Ponyville, she decides to venture forth to get her horse business in order. Unfortunately, she runs into one of the only ponies she absolutely detests, Zephyr Breeze. Sadly, wanton debauchery ensues...
Kinks Include: Awkward Sexual Advances, Stupid Sexy Ponies, Male on Female, Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Musk, Creampies, and Poor Life Choices
