Earth used to have humans living on it. Now it has ponies, some of which used to be human. It will take ten thousand years for every human alive on earth to return. A lot can happen in that much time.
On May 23, 2015, the world ended. It wasn't violent, it wasn't bloody, and it wasn't even very dramatic. The entire population of the planet vanished. But they didn't stay gone; almost at once, refugees started trickling back. Unfortunately for them, they didn't come back with their humanity intact.
Demons lurk beneath the sea, while strange spirits whisper promises in dreams. Empires rise, dictators control, and ponies have nowhere to turn for help. Nowhere except themselves, and old-fashioned hard work.
This story is an anthology. Each chapter will be independent, though some chapters may reference characters or events from previous sections. This story began as a series of blog entries, so those who read those may have seen some of these before.
In general, each of these chapters was written in an hour and was not edited to my usual standard, so expect a few minor errors (sorry!). Chapters are posted in chronological order, so new chapters may appear in the middle of the story.
One final note: This story has no regular posting schedule. It will update whenever I feel like it.
Paul Werner—a Colonel in the German Army—was deposited in a world vastly different than the one he was forced to leave in 1943. To him, that's the best part. Unfortunately, parallels of his past world refuse to die. One of them, is named Aryanne.
Paul Werner was a soldier back on Earth; a high-ranking officer, to be precise. He still maintains that occupation in Equestria, as a consequence of both the best and the worst events which brought him there in the first place. In the end, he knows for certain that he would never trade his current life now for the one he had. He felt it was tainted by the... circumstances surrounding it all.
He thought he was over it, and that he'd never have to face any elements of his past ever again. Paul was one-hundred percent right... in a sense. As he gradually found out, Equestria and the world it rests on has quite the lot of parallels to the Earth he left.
Especially one in particular, a mare who goes by the respective title and name of Generalfeldmarschall Aryanne S. Land
Awesome base Aryanne art done by Antamoanimisan-m, sourced to derpibooru. (Their tumblr is NSFW)
Colonel Paul Werner and General Aryanne Land have a working, professional relationship, but their dynamic is put to the ultimate test with the threat of global conflict. Paul has a monumental task, and every reason to succeed.
The alliance between Equestria and Alemaneia continues to hold steadfast; Colonel Paul Werner and Generalfeldmarschall Aryanne Land's 'relationship' is at an all-time high... though that does not say much.
Things turn unprecedented, however, when Alemaneia becomes the victim. Actions against the state would never sit lightly with Aryanne, and she vows to unleash the entire military might of her nation against the offending foreign government... even at the threat of multi-state intervention in a to-be conflict. The world pleads with Equestria to rein in the fascist nation or risk a global conflict, and Paul is tasked with talking Aryanne's justified response down.
However, she'll only talk to him on one condition:
He must come to Alemaneia.
All the while, Paul must grapple with some of his biggest demons.
-Reading of 'Parallels' is not explicitly required, though highly encouraged if you want the surrounding details and lead-up. -Awesome base Aryanne art done by Antamoanimisan-m, sourced to derpibooru. (Their tumblr is NSFW)
It's date night for your parents. Which means you have a babysitter watching you tonight. Yet, this babysitter is different from the others. She's Princess Cadance, the newly crowned royalty-in-training. She loves her job. Perhaps, too much.
Note: This story contains elements of straight coltcon, kidnapping, and brainwashing. Even worse, the name Anon.
For a long time, you've heard stallions talk about just how magical Pinkie Pie's blowjobs are, how she treats stallions better than most mares. Confused, searching for an answer, you go to find out why. (RGRE)
For a long time, you've heard ponies talk at length about just how magical Pinkie Pie's blowjobs are. Confused, searching for an answer, you go to find out what makes her blowjobs so special.
The answer just might shock you a tiny bit.
Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story, a bit of fun on my part.
"Closing time. One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer. Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here." What do you do with a drunken Twilight? When the party ends, who will take you home? I know who I want to take me home...
Twilight and Spike attempt to enter a building, but are unexpectedly blocked by the unapologetic forces of pedantic bureaucracy.
After years of tireless work for the good of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle is finally getting her just rewards: a hall named after her in the Royal Canterlot Library!
However she's about to find that earning the honor was a cakewalk compared to trying to actually get there to accept it.
Winner of the August 1000 Word Challenge, written around the prompt words "Denied" and "Accidental". Some slight edits were made post-contest, but the length has been preserved.
Edit: Some people have pointed out the similarity of one of the jokes to a comic made by Glanco Justicar. While this was not intentional, I like to take it as evidence that great minds think alike.
A monster pony wakes up with no memory, and is befriended by the CMC.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I? All perfectly valid questions, especially if you wake up with no memory, no voice, and being poked by a member of the CMC. Patches is a pony with a hidden past, and an ugly hide. His origins are unknown, and possibly just as scary as his looks. Three young fillies help him discover the truth behind his horrible appearance and his mysterious cutie mark.
The Pathfinder Mission was for humans to explore the universe, to look for new worlds and see what was out there. What the pilot of Pathfinder 5 didn't expect was to run into a magical world of talking ponies.
In the future mankind has taken to the stars, the Pathfinders explore the galaxy to find safe travel routes and systems worth exploring. David Miller, the commander of Pathfinder 5 finds himself on a world that defies all known science. With talking pony like creatures, apparently magic and a certain purple unicorn that wants to know everything about the stars and space.
Ten years have passed since the awful war that nearly destroyed Equestria. Humanity and ponies now live together in harmony. Yet for Sweetie Belle, not all scars are so easily healed.
Ten years ago, Equestria was nearly destroyed in a combined invasion of its worst enemies. Only with the timely intervention of its erstwhile human allies was the nation spared slavery and extinction. The war is over now, and the treaties of peace faithfully followed even after a decade. While earth ponies help rebuild Earth's ecosystem, human tractors erect roads and cities with terrifying speed.
Sweetie Belle helped make victory possible, but the cost of that victory was one of her best friends. Equestria is safe now, and ponies are spreading to the stars. Why doesn't she feel happier?
A human living in Canterlot castle is given to Queen Chrysalis as part of peace negotiations between Equestria and the Hive. Celestia knew she shouldn't have let Luna finish the negotiations herself.
Cover art by jalm on Derpibooru.
Featured on 4/22/20. Thanks guys!
Now with audio readings by StraightToThePointStudio up to chapter 3! Go check them out. Chapter 1 Chapter 2 (As of 5/22/21 these audio readings are outdated due to my conversion from 1st to 3rd person. They are still good to listen to though.)
A princess, a kirin, and a prince-consort walk into an embassy...
As Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle is often the first choice when it comes to opening formal relations with exotic and foreign peoples, and she always looks forwards to making new friends, wherever they may be found. She particularly looks forwards to her weekly diplomatic visits to the Kirin, and especially to the nights with her inquisitive new marefriend, Autumn Blaze.
Twilight feels like doing something special to celebrate their three-month anniversary—at least, she read in a book it would be a good idea—so why not invite her B.B.B.F.F. along for the ride and finally introduce Autumn Blaze to her closest family member?
She's sure they'll get along well. It'll be fun!
Contains: Impaired inhibitions, exotic liquors, creampie, wild passionate fucking, inappropriate relations between dignitaries, first experiences with dick, incestuous fellatio, felching, thoughtful gift-giving, and cozy threesome snuggling.
Edit: Wow! Hit number one in the feature box while still number one in the new column! (Achievement unlocked?) Thanks for the comments and the votes, everyone, I love you!
Rainbow Dash, having asked Twilight Sparkle for some aesthetic assistance, gets a little more than she bargained for...
Dash has never been the most feminine pony - sure, she's got the athletic look down pat, but she's always wanted to have a bit more marish appeal. Having wondered what it's like to have a bigger bust or more pronounced posterior, she turns to Twilight Sparkle for help. As fate would have it, she finds herself getting more than she asked for...
Kinks Include: Female on Futa, Futa on Female, Size Difference, Extra-Large Insertions, Oral, Vaginal, Tit Fucking, Cock Worship, a Bit of Musk, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), Multiple Positions, and Excessive Amounts of Foal Batter
Artwork by Elzzombie (Twitter @elz_zombie)
My friend Hatter's Lye (Twitter @HattersLye) made a full fledged animation to go with this including a cumshot and multiple angles. Check his patreon for the early release!
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Anon's life has been a constant stream of irritation, thanks to Fluttershy trying to do her best to win his heart. But, what happens when you walk around in someone else's hooves? How would you feel to be constantly rejected?
Twilight asks Spike to take some photos of her and the girls for a calendar, but for some reason they're posing really saucily, and—hold on, are they all coming on to him?
