A group of ponies accidentally activate a dormant alien spacecraft. Things only go downhill from there... Or uphill, depending on who you ask. | In Part I of their tale, the ponies figure out their ship, and Luna figures out her true potential.
Three years ago, an alien spacecraft was discovered buried deep beneath the Everfree Forest. Without delay, it was excavated and thoroughly studied to the best of Equestria's capabilities. All signs pointed it being completely defunct, never to fly again.
Though unfortunately for creatures visiting it during its first day as a museum, the truth was the exact opposite.
A three hour tour of the ship has now turned into a grand tour of the galaxy. Will homesickness overtake these new explorers, or will they learn to love going where no pony has gone before?
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In Part I of their tale, the ponies arrive in a star system at the edge of the galaxy. Immediately, Luna is voted as 'captain', and the race is on to find out how to operate the museum turned starship before they run out of food. Will our intrepid night princess be able to lead her ponies to this goal, or will her self-doubts put an end to her captaining days?
And why can't her new Red Dwarf friend be less cryptic if there's danger nearby?
With Sweetie Belle recently getting her new cutie mark, she's been going through some...changes. Good thing you're willing to step in to let her know things are going to be ok. Well...maybe not.
When a filly grows up and becomes a mare, the process and numerous body changes are bound to be difficult. It was certainly true for humans where you came from, and you certainly don't relish your own memories of "coming of age." As Sweetie Belle is going through that change now, you're definitely sympathetic, and happy to offer some words of comfort to her.
A surely weak and helpless stallion is living on the edge of the Everfree. Twilight and co. attempt to rescue him and herd him under the safety of mares. Said stallion happens to like the sound of herding, but he'll not say it outright. (RGRE)
When Twilight hears about a stallion that lives all alone on the edge of the Everfree, she flips her shit. How could a poor, weak, helpless little stallion be living all the way out there with no mares to keep him safe or herd with him?!
Turns out this stallion isn't so weak. He's also never heard of the concept of herding before now, and he likes what he hears...
Not that he'll tell them that straight away, but he's definitely not running. He'd have to be certifiably insane to turn down that much pussy, after all, right?
Justin lives a dangerous life, having to have sex with different ponies in order to stay healthy, even if it hurts them. What happens when he meets a mare he doesn't think he can quit?
As far as near-anyone is concerned, Justin is a simple stallion. What they don't know, what they can't know, is that the once-human doesn't eat like other ponies. Gasps, moans, the bliss of another pony's orgasm... those are his sustenance, and he needs them to stay alive. It hurts his partner though, every time, and he can't stay with one pony for long. How much can a mare take before she falters?
And what happens when he meets a pony that he wishes to sleep with again and again?
Sunset Shimmer travels to Earth in search of allies for Equestria. The world she finds there is hardly the one she expected.
For nearly a thousand years the ancient prophecies of Clover the Clever sat unread in Canterlot's forbidden archives. Until the day that Celestia took on an apprentice, and everything changed.
Sunset Shimmer is smart, resourceful, and determined. No matter how many new lessons Sunset learns, she just isn't satisfied. Equestria is in danger, and Celestia refuses to give her the power it would take to help defend the kingdom.
Another pony might've given up and trusted her princess to handle things. Sunset Shimmer isn't like most ponies. If Celestia won't deal with looming threats, Sunset will take matters into her own hooves. She'll find allies for Equestria even if she has to leave the universe to do it.
A prequel set in the continuity of My Little Apprentice. This story is not required to understand that one, or vice-versa.
This story was written at the behest of Two_Bit, who is sponsoring it on my Patreon. As usual, cover by Zutcha.
Pretty self explanatory... Why are you even reading the description, it's literally right there in the title...
This is your typical, stereotypical HIE story exposing all the HIE stereotypes, but like, compressed and crammed into one short chapter, making the pacing extremely awkward and fast. Yeah that's pretty much it.
*Disclaimer, I don't hate HIE stories, I actually love them. Don't sue me. Also, I'm so sorry for this.*
Leech helps two slutty stallions settle a dispute...
Copper and Haan, a pair of salacious stallions, are having a bit of a spat. Somehow, for whatever reason, the two got into an argument over who was better at pleasuring dudes. Seeking a slutty specialist, the pair consult Leech to get their answer. Thankfully, the uninhibited unicorn has just the solution...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Public Use, Oral, Anal, Prostitution, Immense Insertions, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and Loads of Loads
Artwork by Tyroo
Author's Note: Haan is actually a changeling, even though he disguises himself as a Zebra 99.9% of the time.
What's one of the more embarrassing things you could ever have happen to you? Getting a wingboner in front of all your friends seems pretty high on the list. Twilight is of course grateful for her wings, but they do have their downsides. Lucky for her, a good friend won't mind comforting you even under such awkward circumstances.
Rated T for: Sexual themes
Featured story on June 2nd 2018 Holy shit, I didn't expect it'd be a popular story at all. Thanks you guys. <3
A millennium has passed and the shackles of the imprisoned are removed, allowing them to return to the changed world they once roamed. Now, those who dare jail them are left at their mercy.
A thousand years ago, when the world fought for survival from the onslaught of the creatures of the night, a follower rose up and laid waste to the enemies of the night, proving herself to be an enemy of Equestria. The Queen of the Eternal Night chose this warrior to lead her armies, all at a cost. The warrior would be granted passage home.
Yet, when the sun mounted the victory of the light over the ethereal queen's head, the warrior was not found at the defense of her mistress, for the warrior spoke tell of how the queen had neither the means, nor the intentions, to pay her. The warrior raised her arms against the one she had once called leader and was struck down by the champion of the light, the sun, damning her to an imprisonment lasting a millennium of the world's time. So it has come to pass, the millennium gone, and the warrior's shackles loosen and fall to the ground, freeing the traitor warrior as her once-queen escaped her prison, and the night was intended to last.
A fic intended to pay homage to the Displaced of the old days. [Final Fantasy XV Lore and Creatures]
Story Arcs Chapter One: Hearth and Home (Chapters One - ???)
Pulled into a strange world, meeting fantasy creatures, and stuck in stone. Isn't life grand...
Pulled into a strange world where myth and legends are real. Unable to communicate to the native creatures here, or even able to move for that matter... How is a human supposed to adapt to this strange world, or even manage to keep his sanity when he is encased in stone.
You, anon, are dropped into the desert and end up working for the scariest yet cutest pony army commander
You are anon, and one day when you are on vacation you have a Head splitting headache. You then find yourself in equestria, or just outside of it. you wander aimlessly until you find civilization, and end up working with the local militia, under the command of a scary yet cute pony, who is sweeter on the inside then most would expect.
An unlikely hero lays siege to canterlot castle for a chance to be reunited with the mare of his dreams.
Equestria's bumbling deadliest assassin is struggling to make ends meet. Until Princess Luna hires him to test Canterlots elite Gaurdponies. But he's not in for the money he just wants the chance meet the mare of his dreams, if he lives that long.
Good luck with that buddy, You're going to need it.
Cover art is: Imperialism by Yakovlev-vad on deviant art.
I get a second chance at life waking up as Sweetie Belle, and proceed to abuse the hell out of it.
Rarity is my best (and only) sister, and Apple Bloom and Scootaloo are my best friends. There's only one problem. I'm not supposed to be Sweetie Belle! Sweetie Belle isn’t supposed to be at all, outside of a fictional cartoon show! What did she do that put me in her body? Why me, and not someone who’s less of a fucked up loser? How can I tell the ponies about this without getting a rainbow laser to the face? Why does this world I’m in conform so closely to the show? Does it conform closely to the show? And what is that funny feeling in between my legs?
Canterlot is drowning. Prominent disappearances rock the city, and a terrible new magic surges across the underground. Midnight Oil might not be the best investigator in town, but she's the bat most determined to put things right.
Midnight Oil might not be the most well-known investigator in Canterlot. She might not have the longest list of solved cases, or the best contacts with the authorities. What she does have are guts, and the street-smarts that come from a life in the underworld. But when her abilities are challenged by her biggest case yet, Equestria's ancient capital might not survive the terror of strange alchemy!
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.
This story was written as a commission for FZ6pilot, who created Midnight Oil and inspired the general premise. It will be told in a series of episodes, the first of which will update each Thursday until complete.
When Fluttershy encounters a new creature in the Everfree forest, how will the ponies deal with its strange ways and its inability to speak?
On a visit to the Everfree forest, Fluttershy encounters a creature she has never seen before. It’s tall, it wears clothes and nopony can understand it. Can the ponies of Ponyville make friends with this new creature, even when they do not understand eachother?
(28.1.2017) Did I...Did I get featured? I think I got featured!
Huge thanks to lordelliott for helping me proofread and edit.
Big Caisson is an earth-pony colt in his senior year of highschool. A BIG colt. His worries about how his class-fillies see him is on his mind as he is helped into his farm-work harness by his younger sister, Cookie. Harnessing is an intimate thing!
Caisson was a big colt.
Like, really big.
Folks around Ponyville said that there hadn't been a colt in their senior-year of highschool as tall and strong since Big Mac, and Caisson likely had him beat! Normally, this would be a source of pride for a farm-colt in Ponyville, but he's always had the sneaking suspicion that the fillies in his class prefer the frou-frou athletic pegasi or slender unicorn stallions that everypony sees in all the fashion magazines from Manehattan. Why else would they blushingly look away from him every time they made eye contact?
His body-type is anything but that of those svelte fashion-model stallions: he's a walking tank, standing a few hooves taller than anycolt his age, with muscles that could rip a tree-stump from a frozen field.
Worse, he still seems to be growing! It's the first day of the new school year, and it looks like over the summer he's left his buddies even more in the dust in the height and brawn department.
Because of this continued growth, Caisson has yet to receive a custom-fit harness; that's a big deal for working farmcolts. Since they'll spend hours every morning before school working the fields, and hours every afternoon after school doing the same... a well-fit, comfortable harness to distribute the excruciating load of pulling a plow or a wagon is a must.
Thanks to his body, Caisson has to make-do with a jumble of adjustable straps, buckles and tie-downs... a confusing mix that requires the help of another pony to strap in.
A harness-buddy is a special thing among pony-folk: there are lots of straps that go into (and around) very private places. Depending on the circumstances it can be professional, awkward... or exciting.
And it just so happens that since his younger sister has now started in her freshman year at highschool, they'll both be getting home to the farm at about the same time.
She'll be strapping her BIG brother in.
Will the two be able to resist any of the hormone-fueled temptations that might arise when in such intimate circumstances? Nope.
All stories in my clopfics occur at the bottom of a massive gravity well where time flows much faster compared to Earth. As such, the minimum age of all characters in my stories is at least over 10,000,000 Earth years old.
Leech, having gone out on an errand to get supplies for the shop, stumbles across a little eatery. Seeing as how she's done with her chore, she decides to get a bite...
Leech, the rapscallion and lewd horse woman, was been sent out to procure ingredients for Tekky's potion shop. After finishing with her little mission, and having had to travel to the next town over, she decides to treat herself to some lunch. Entering the cozy little restaurant, she meets a pleasant, and rather buxom, young mare. As fate would have it, things get rather spicy and Leech winds up in a sticky situation.
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Female on Female, Futa on Female on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Double Dick Magical Shenanigans, Lactation, Creampies, Pseudo-Incest (the jury is still out on this one), and Several Bucket's Worth of Spunk
Rainbow Dash and some dude named Church switch places. Told from both perspectives.
Recently spruced up! Will be updated weekly.
Hi. Name's Church. I hate ponies. They ruined the internet. But here I am! In the magical land of Whatever-it's-called! Stuck in Rainbow Dash's body, and being tortured with adorableness! MAKE IT STOP!
Sup ponies, I'm the one and only Rainbow Dash! And uhh... I don't even know where I am... and what the hay am I?! Mother of Celestia! I'm a colt!
I think I got featured! 
