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MI will now Perform Fellatio!

on Fimfiction, by ThePoopBandit

MLP: FiMSexComedySecond PersonHumanTwilightOther

You give Twilight Sparkle a hornjob

Working for the Popsicle company as a taste tester, you have gained some skills in the art of using your tongue to expertly lick phallic objects. A unicorn like Twilight might find your skills to be somewhat arousing...


Artwork by Pencils

TI Woke up Purple Today

Likes: 84 Dislikes: 9

on Fimfiction, by JamieisWaffles

MLP: FiMViolenceAdventureSlice of LifeAlt. UniverseOCOtherMain 6

Human turns into Twilight

An average run of the mill person gets thrown into the world of Equestria just not quite the way he hoped,now he has to figure out how to be the Princess of Friendship before ponies get too suspicious.

4/5/19: Still working on the story, OC tag was added for a future interaction.

Violence Tag only exists for a battle to two.

5/23/19: I keep adding stuff ugh :twilightblush: Buut I might be working on rewriting some of this stuff after posting Chapter 6.

TI'd like to soulmate with you

Likes: 320 Dislikes: 13

on Fimfiction, by AlphaRidley

MLP: FiMRomanceAlt. UniverseCelestiaChrysalis

Chrysalis and Celestia discover they are soulmates the second time they meet. Soulmate-identifying marks.

Chrysalis and Celestia discover they are soulmates the second time they meet.

Soulmate-identifying marks.

6/11-6/13

EI'll never let you go.

Likes: 38 Dislikes: 1

on Fimfiction, by RainbowDash1990

MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeTwilightRainbow Dash

Scared by what the future may hold, Rainbow Dash seeks solace in her best friend.

Rainbow Dash had always been a mare of action, but recently, the thought of the future had been scaring her. Who else better to comfort her than her closest friend?

Cute TwiDash one shot, filled to the brim with cuteness and snuggles and all things cute!

MI'll Show Mine...

Likes: 1280 Dislikes: 50

on Fimfiction, by MrWriterWriter

MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifeAnthroAlt. UniverseSpikeTempest Shadow

Tempest doesn't know much about normal adult social interaction. Spike is a horny late-adolescent surrounded by hot mares. This can only end well.

While looking for a way to blow off some steam after an argument with Twilight, Spike runs into Tempest Shadow. Deciding they both could use someone to talk to, she invites him to her room.

There they both learn a few things about each other, especially once some booze is introduced.

Though it's not long before talking isn't all they do.

EI'll Take Them All

Likes: 88 Dislikes: 4

on Fimfiction, by Orsuros

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeFluttershyDiscordDragons

Fluttershy never thought Ember would take her words seriously, but now she has a whole clutch of dragons to take care of.

A cute little fic I wrote based on the silly line at the end of season 9, episode 9.

Lots of cute Fluttershy/Discord material.

TI'm a what now?

Likes: 341 Dislikes: 80

on Fimfiction, by UniqueSKD

MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightCelestia

Or alternative title; 'How the conversation between Celestia and Twilight Sparkle after she became an alicorn really went down...'

Featured on 17th of July 2015, Friday. To everyone who has viewed this story and those yet to view it, thank you all from the bottom of my heart. Coca Cola and cookies for everyone!

Shortly after Twilight Sparkle became a princess, Celestia approached her former-unicorn student to explain the situation to her.

Here's how it went down.

Based on a funny Harry Potter parody.

MI'm Cool, Not Cute

Likes: 952 Dislikes: 30

on Fimfiction, by Horse Girls Are Watching

MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanRainbow DashAnon

Rainbow Dash is tired of Anon making her feel like a little filly, and she's gonna show him just how tough and cool she really is. Obviously, she makes everything way worse. An RGRE short

Rainbow Dash is tired of Anon making her feel like a little filly, and she's gonna show him just how tough and cool she really is.

Obviously, she makes everything way worse.

An RGRE short
(Rated M for description of sexual fluid, no sex)

EI'm gonna cuddle you. And you're gonna enjoy it!

Likes: 1954 Dislikes: 69

on Fimfiction, by Shin Guyviroth

MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLunaZecoraLyraMain 6

A young undergraduate is subject to being the target of cuddle-driven ponies. Things can only get worse (and snuggly) from there.

Author Note: This is something new I wanted to try. Contains 10% human, 90% ponies, and 100% fun-filled, cuddlelicious goodness. Not suitable for those allergic to cuddles. Please consult your physician before reading.


A young university student suddenly finds himself thrown from his homework studies into a land filled with more colour than Gears Of War, talking ponies with ridiculously huge eyes, and topped with so many cuddles that it makes Care Bears look like Michael Myers.

And for some reason, all of them come to the conclusion that he must be smothered in cookies and cream-delicious cuddles.

For some, it's heaven; for Jamie, it's his own little plane of hell that makes even Satan feel torment.

Inspired by Forced Pony Cuddles


Yay! Thank you guys so much for getting this fic in the featured box! You all deserve huge amounts of cuddles. And you're gonna enjoy it!

TI'm Not a Freakin' Mute!

Likes: 424 Dislikes: 23

on Fimfiction, by All Art Is Quite Useless

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeDJ P0N-3

Or a vampire, for that matter!

TI'm Not a Mare

Likes: 964 Dislikes: 108

on Fimfiction, by Redbook

MLP: FiMRomanceComedyAlt. UniverseCelestiaDiscordShining ArmorFlash Sentry

Shining Armor and Flash Sentry are about to learn a lesson about being mares that they will never forget.

In celebration of getting promoted to Captain of the Guard, Shining Armor decides to have a night on the town with his men. As the night goes on though, the new guy, Flash Sentry, decides to give Shining a hoof getting home. After a disastrous encounter with Princess Celestia where neither Ponies could keep their mouths shut, they end up getting taught a lesson and possibly learning more than they thought they would in the process.


This awesome cover art is done by Conicer and GottaLovePinkiePie They are both two awesome ponies.


Made it on the feature box on 12/30/13. I want to thank everypony who made this possible.

TI'm NOT a Virgin Princess, Twilight!

Likes: 904 Dislikes: 48

on Fimfiction, by Lise

MLP: FiMSexComedyTwilightRainbow DashSpikeCelestia

Princess Celestia has a stern talk about sexual awareness, tact, and the misguided notion of her virginity.

Displeased at the chaos that their lack of basic sexual education has caused, Princess Celestia teleports Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle to her throne room to have a few words.

Unfortunately, Twilight manages to derail the conversation with something she sees as being of far greater importance.

Warning! Contains suggestive topic references of sexual nature.

Special thanks to Octavia Harmony for editing.

EI'm Not Small, I'm Aerodynamic!

Likes: 1106 Dislikes: 16

on Fimfiction, by PonyThunder

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeFluttershyRainbow Dash

After breaking her wing and being grounded for a couple days, Rainbow Dash gradually realizes that she's a lot smaller than she realized without always having a birds-eye view on the environment.

Featured March 13th, 2017

After breaking her wing and being grounded for a couple days, Rainbow Dash gradually finds she's a lot smaller than she realized.

My tags: Heartwarming

Inspired by this wonderful artwork:
Colored Source
Non-Colored Source

TI.D. - That Indestructible Something

Likes: 507 Dislikes: 197

on Fimfiction, by Chatoyance

MLP: FiMAdventureSci-FiHumanAlt. UniverseCelestia

Gregoria Samson awakens transformed into an Equestrian pony - yet no other human being can perceive her new body in any way. What is the incredible, monumental truth behind her impossible change?

A young woman awakens transformed into an Equestrian pony - yet no other human being can perceive her new body in any way whatsoever. With clumsy hooves, but a bright mind, Gregoria Samson must trust in herself to discover the incredible, monumental truth behind her impossible change.

As Featured On Equestria Daily!

MIce-Picking

Likes: 235 Dislikes: 6

on Fimfiction, by P-Berry

MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomancePornHumanOCOther

Hot summer mornings can be a lot more bearable with a big, cuddly mare by your side.

Sequel's here here by popular demand!


On a hot summer morning like this, I was planning to take it easy, and relax.

Icepick didn't quite agree.


A quick thing inspired by something my buddy SunnyDontLook cooked up. Icepick belongs to him!

Contains: Human on pony action. Gentle femdom. Snuggles. That's all you perverts.

Credit for the cover go to GlacierClear!

TIdle Hooves are the devil's tools!

Likes: 558 Dislikes: 11

on Fimfiction, by SwirledEyez

MLP: FiMComedyCelestiaOCCadanceChangelingsRoyal Guard

Idol Hooves is just your everyday, standard, ordinary, normal Unicorn. He's definitely not a Changeling, definitely. He's quite skilled with his hooves but mostly uses this for pottery until, one day, he finds a new talent.

It was a well-known and established fact that all Ponies have a special talent, a unique and intrinsic calling that they will discover in time. For Idol Hooves, Unicorn Royal Guard, this was no different, no different at all. For he was a perfectly ordinary, normal and unsuspicious in the least Pony. Certainly it wasn't as if he was a Changeling in disguise, oh no, that would be ridiculous!
Despite his name Idol had always had a talent with his hooves, a way with them. He'd most utilized this in the art of pottery but at the prompting of others he tries to apply those same skilled hooves to the art of the massage. Surely nothing strange could come of that?


A short bit of fanfiction I made on the Changeling of the Guard Discord and then was told should publish. Please remeber to check the actual story that inspired this: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/174129/the-changeling-of-the-guard

EIdol Hooves and The Deathly Tired Princess

Likes: 508 Dislikes: 20

on Fimfiction, by KarmaSentinal

MLP: FiMDramaSlice of LifeLunaOCChangelings

Why Idol and Princess Luna weren't present during the wedding invasion.

(My interpretation of Vdrake77's Idol Hooves during the Canterlot wedding)

*Edits for the first two chapters kindly provided by Airy Words!


Idol Hooves, is the only changeling in the entire Equestrian Guard and has been proudly serving for over a decade( while disguised). His enlistment buddy and friend, Shining Armor, the current Captain of the Guard is finally taking the next step to officially becoming Princess Cadence' s personal guard, 24/7.

With most guard being reassigned to the wedding, Idol (by Luna's demand) is given the temporary assignment to Princess Luna's guard given the shortage of Night Guard.

Now, after another all-nighter looking for potential threats and with Idol's persistence, Luna finally agrees and turns in for the day. With Idol Hooves being the sole guard watching Luna's door, a promise was made that could ruin Eqauestria.

Princess Luna will get her well deserved rest, and nothing short of Princess Celestia herself will wake the deathly tired princess.

TIf This Is Hell, I've Been A Good Boy

Likes: 188 Dislikes: 15

on Fimfiction, by Greyson

MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanTwilightCelestiaMain 6CMCsSelf Insert

Alice? It's me, Greyson. Yea, how long am I supposed to be in Wonderland again? Oh, that long, huh? Joy.

You know, I'm more than positive I've already written this before, but I can't for the life of me find that original transcript of what I had been writing. Probably got stolen or something. Shame. Then again, I might have just burnt it to kink shame Twilight and her book fetish.

Knowing me, that's probably exactly what I did.

Love you Sparky, don't try to geld me in my sleep please and thank you.

(It's literally your average HiE fic, except the guy is British, swears like there's no tomorrow and will most definitely be the grandest sarcastic arsehole that ever graced the land at the best of times. )

AN

Buckle up kiddos, we're doing the fucking time warp. Re-rewrite of the original with new and old shit happening. Variety is the spice of life, after all.

In case anyone remembers this story and thinks that I went through the trash to steal this story from the original author?

I am the original author. Give me your credit card details.

TIl Duce e la Principessa

Likes: 226 Dislikes: 25

on Fimfiction, by GIULIO

MLP: FiMGoreViolenceDeathProfanityDarkSlice of LifeHumanOtherCadance

Days prior to the planned march on Rome, an anxious Benito Mussolini decides to take a walk in Naples to clear his mind. However what happens next will change history forever.

Days prior to the planned march on Rome, Benito Mussolini is anxious.

Oh yes, he has been given the go-ahead from the American ambassador and has thousands of blackshirts and some of the most avant-garde fascists behind him. However, this strength is deceptive, just like the confidence he made sure to wear in front of his fellow fascists; his own blackshirt commander told Il Duce that he would not act against the king if he resisted, and there is still the army loyal to the crown that is ready to fight on his word.

Doubt plaguing him, Benito is now at a crossroad: should he continue as planned or perhaps flee Italy altogether? He decides to take a night stroll to iron out his thoughts.

That is, until a freak earthquake hits Naples and changes history forever.

Proofreading done by NoMoreSanity, Demon Eyes Laharl, and Starman Ghost.

Also featured on Equestria Daily.

MImagination is a Weapon

Likes: 296 Dislikes: 39

on Fimfiction, by An Intricate Disguise

MLP: FiMSexViolenceDeathRomanceDarkAdventureCrossoverHumanTwilightOCOtherMain 6

Goblin Slayer has heard that a large goblin force has manifested in Equestria. Can he restore balance to the peaceful country with Purple Alicorn's help, and how many goblins will die to see him do so?

Goblin Slayer has heard that a large goblin force has manifested in a nearby country called Equestria. Can Goblin Slayer restore balance to the peaceful equines, and how many goblins will die to see him do so?

Also, how will he practice his most efficient killing methods with the gentle and forgiving 'Purple Alicorn' in his ear all the time?

He can only hope that she doesn't ever have to see first hand why their merciless eradication is so necessary.

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