MLP: FiMMLP: MovieProfanityComedyTwilightTempest Shadow
Twilight's been meaning to ask.
Rated teen for alcohol and dick jokes.
I didn't originally mean for this to be my entry into Aragon and Friends' THE COMEDY (IS SERIOUS BUSINESS) CONTEST, but it worked out perfectly.
Content Warning: wildly waveringly written drunk dialogue. And a pun.
Reading by SNinja! Go support him on YouTube!
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanRarityTrixieCheerileeSpitfireOC
Humanity found out that it was not alone years ago. A portal was opened, revealing the existence of Equestria, land of the Ponies, and a much larger world. Soon, a partnership between the two races was formed. All was well.
Having been rejected from taking a job he was aiming for in Equestria, a human stumbles upon another job opportunity. With the staggering ratio of mare and stallion, somepony thought they could make some money to hire out human males to mares on request, providing a wide range of service from the intimate to the very sensual.
This is his story.
"A Gentleman for Mares must be capable of adapting to the needs of any mare, always expanding his repertoire and make each customer a happy one—for a happy customer, is a repeat customer."
~ Platinum Corona, Founder of Gentleman for Mares.
Contains human paired with ponies. You've been warned.
First Story of the Gentlemanverse
The story was added in Equestria After Dark. Yay!
The Equestrian Critics Society gave this story the initial score of 8.9/10. (Full Review)
Honorable Mention for Fic of the Month, June 2013
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyRandomHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCMain 6CMCs
A young human called Alex is transported to Equestria without knowing how or why. After being discovered by Twilight Sparkle and her assistant Spike in the Everfree Forest, Alex soon learns that he is a very special case.
He now finds himself running for his life as everypony is out to get him.
Will Alex escape this ponified nightmare, or will he find himself as a prized catch?
This story was inspired by 'We will Catch You if we Can' by proto-alpha.
MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsSexProfanityRomanceComedyRandomRainbow DashApplejackRarityApplejack (EqG)Rainbow Dash (EqG)
The Mirror Portal is a mysterious device, capable of bridging gaps between worlds and allowing access between them. It's one of the most powerful creations of magic known to equinity, and nobody knows what might cause it to falter and smash the two worlds together like a poorly built Newton's Cradle.
So naturally two bullheads figure out how to exploit it.
Sex tag for occasional reference. Massive Thank You to Casketbase77 for proofreading and making a few suggestions, on top of generally being a great guy.
Written for the 6th Appledash contest.
01/04/20 got on the trending box or w/e it's called. No longer trust said little box.
02/05/20 200 likes. Y'all realize this is a bad story, right? Those likes are ironic?
MLP: FiMViolenceComedyRainbow DashApplejackStrawberry Sunrise
A brief recollection of the series of events which took place before and after Applejack smacked Strawberry Sunrise upside the head with a stool.
SEQUEL: Strawbe-Retract This
READINGS: Get Strawbe-Wrecked | Strawbe-Rematch and Strawbe-Retract This
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeScootalooOC
School sucks. Most ponies know this and most ponies dread going back to school at the end of summer. Of course for some, school is simply a place where being adventurous with sexual partners can be rewarding and kinky. For one certain mare named Scootaloo, along with one of her classmates, both ponies decide to get down and dirty on school property.
Edited by: SolidFire, and Mikemeiers
Contains: Foalcon
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityRomancePornSecond PersonHumanOCOtherFlitter and CloudchaserVapor TrailAnon
It’s heat week at the Wonderbolts Academy. You, a human in Equestria, live a short distance away, and one of the trainees is your intimate marefriend.
We all know how this ends.
Contains: Human on pony lovin’, foreplay, size difference, human vs. pony endurance, cum inflation, pregnancy/impregnation fetishism, magical shenanigans, hugjobs, twincest, group sex, harem/herding, and worst of all, aftercare cuddling.
Readings by StraightToThePointStudio: Chapter 1 and Chapter 2!
Cover art by GuyWithAmp, used with permission. 2248719 on Derpi.
Yes, the chapter titles are song references. Yes, I'm aware I'm a huge nerd.
Songs: Friday | Saturday | Sunday 1 | Sunday 2 | Monday | Tuesday
MLP: FiMAdventureSci-FiHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaOC
A gray giant appears in the Everfree Forest. Standing as tall as Canterlot mountain, it looks down at the little town of Ponyville with six glowing eyes. Then it speaks.
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Another one-shot, this time a bit more sci-fi. The entire thing was inspired by this artwork. I wrote the first part almost half a year ago, then added some more to it and fixed a bit here and there.
Whether you like or dislike the story, please leave a comment and criticize away or I can't improve my writing.
Just like my other story Persistence, I have to give special thanks to joeSFX for helping me edit this story!
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It hit the feature box on 2015/07/15. Thank you to each and every one of you! 
MLP: FiMDramaSlice of LifeHumanCelestiaPrince BluebloodOCOther
A young girl, having been robbed of her childhood and very life by illness finds herself given a second chance in a strange world and with an even stranger body. With a new life, family, and even a brother, she tries to cope with the bizarre world she's found herself in while also trying to embrace her role and become worthy of the gift she has been given.
Being a princess can be hard however, even if it's only an honorary title, especially when you're the twin sister of Prince Blueblood.
Warning, very slow burn.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyRandomRaritySpikeMain 6
Rarity loves her friends but she really wished they had asked her opinion before deciding she was their girlfriend.
Dreams Set Free did a Chinese Translation the links broken now I don't know why :(
And now with an Audio Reading by StraightToThePointStudio
MLP: FiMSexRandomPornHumanAlt. UniverseOCCadanceShining Armor
Girls night. For most mares, it's a night to unwind and recharge after a long and hard week. For Cadence and Gleaming Shield, arguably two of the hardest working mares in the Crystal Empire, such night's are a must. Though, unlike other mares, they prefer these particular nights as long and as hard as they can get them.
Warning: Horse X Human Relations. Read at your Own Risk
Artist is divided-s
MLP: FiMAdventureHumanAlt. UniverseOCMain 6
After escaping the Changeling gladiator arena at the cost of a friend's life, Equestria's lone human is attacked and befriended by Twilight Sparkle. This begins a long, strange, and confusing adventure to return home, and discover why he even arrived.
Complete, and edited twice... but If you see something I missed, I'd greatly appreciate it if you'd leave a comment.
Cover art made in Blender.
MLP: FiMSexViolenceDarkHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaOCOtherSelf Insert
So, I was living a fairly normal life, going to school, reading fanfics, marvelling at the magnificence of the internet and humanity at large, you know, a totally normal person. Then, suddenly, I wasn't. No biggie, because every brony's dream came true for me: I was reborn as a pony, an Alicorn even! That sounds great, right? Ah, aha, um, nope! Not when I'm the "son" of God-Empress Celestia of the Holy Empire of Equestria, who would make even the Imperium of 40k balk at her xenophobia and egomania. Well, I've got magic, that has to count for something, right?
If you would, please contribute to my Patreon, where you can support me and commission stories: Link
2017-07-09: Holy salmon, I've been featured. My first ever story got featured. In 3 days. I have no idea what I did to have the honour, but thank you all!
Edit: Here's a picture of the main character, Solus:
https://www.hostingpics.net/viewer.php?id=886997Solus.png
MLP: FiMSexFetishPornAnthroShining ArmorZebra
Shining Armor never was the best at sports, but that didn't stop him from joining the Canterlot High football team. It's his senior year, graduation is within his grasp, and he's hoping to finish out the season, if only for the experience and to make his dad proud. As if having a hard time during practice wasn't bad enough, dealing with his team off the field has been even more difficult. Surrounded by big, loud, muscular jocks, he does his best to stay out of their way - that is, until the quarterback notices what he's up to...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Oral, Anal, Crossdressing, Size Difference, Feminization, Rough Sex, Cock Worship, Slight Cumflation (Cum Inflation), Interspecies, Maledom, and Foalbatter Galore!
Artwork by N0nnny
This is a promotional story for Shiningfication, a Sissy Shining Armor art pack I helped with! Artwork and Animations from such artists as: Sanyo2100, Bottom Armor, Nailstrabbit, Dark Skye, N0nnny, MrTektite, SugarlessPaints, Husdur, Forsaken, Hooves-Art, JonFawkes, Regolith Art, Unnero11, and Willitfit!
Check out Bottom_Armor twitter account for the details!!!
All characters involved in this story are 18+
MLP: FiMSexGoreRomanceDarkAdventureCrossoverHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaDiscordCadanceChrysalis
Discord, bored of the world after maintaining balance of harmony and chaos for untold centuries, senses his upcoming demise and visits another world overflowing with chaos. After seemingly picking a random human, he offers the biped a tempting choice to keep things chaotic.
The human man chosen is named Carl Benson whom is 28 years old and an avid gamer of the MOBA Smite, battleground of the gods. When offered to have any abilities from the strange missmatched creature before him, he asks for the ability to be any god from the game, and receives a bracer that would allow him to become any god from the game, old or new ones whenever he so chooses.
Intrigued, the human accepts and is sent to Equestria to take over Discord's job for a while.
Crossover with the game Smite which is owned by Hi-Rez.
Story starts during season 4 of Smite.
This is NOT a Displaced or Power Lottery story.
And as usual, clop chapters are skippable.
Proofread by:
MLP: FiMViolenceAdventureHumanAlt. UniverseOCBat Pony
"In the beginning, there was nothing but all encompassing darkness that claimed all of existence within the void.
Yet even in this darkness, there was light.
A single speck of light that defied the shadows and slowly grew to encompass the known universe, bringing light to a once dark and dreary realm.
The being had wrested control from the void, yet it was not content.
With its power, it created the stars and planets that dot the seemingly infinite expanse of the universe.
This, was how the universe had truly come to be."
Creation of the universe according to the Church of Primis
Long ago, before the times of the princess's, the world stood divided. The father of the universe saw the hatred between the races of the planet, and sought to rectify his mistake of abandoning his creation, choosing to live amongst them once more.
This is where our story begins.
*Tags will be added as needed, or when the story. calls for it.*
Been featured like seven times now...wow, that's awesome, didn't think I'd even get it once.
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaOther
Twilight and Celestia have been in a relationship for a while now, and Twilight decided that it was the right time to introduce her new marefriend to her parents. Celestia was nervous, of course, but thought little of it.
But when Twilight asks about Celestia's parents, things get far more complicated.
After all, it's always a little awkward when your parents aren't exactly ponies in the first place.
Entry for the Fourth Twilestia Contest
Super special thanks to Fuzzyfurvert and Habanc for putting up with me and my silly ideas and generally being awesome, and to OnionPie and Craine for proofing.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyRandomPornOC
On his way home from visiting friends, Frigid runs across a rather peculiar unicorn at the train station. Beyond being small and painfully forward, the quirky mare displays a shameless penchant for mischief. Realizing full well that she may be trouble, but more than a little curious and amused, he goes against his better judgement and strikes up a conversation - what ensues are a series of events which lead to a misdemeanor, scandalous shenanigans, and a budding friendship.
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Stealth Sex, Size Difference, Face Fucking (Chapter 2), Squirting, Very Loud Climaxes, Creampie, and Witty Banter
Frigid Fault belongs to Cold Blight (@BlightCold on twitter)
Artwork by Cold Blight
Author's Note
This marks the beginning of new adventures for Leech. No need to be concerned, the anthro stuff isn't going to stop. Consider this series an alternate timeline or universe for her and her companions!
If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanAlt. UniverseLunaOCFleur de LisAnonBat Pony
Have you ever wondered what having women fight over you is like? Of course you have. Ever imagine what it would be over? It probably wasn't this...
Let's hope you don't get eaten alive.
A second person story with you as Anonymous.
Art of Umbra courtesy of dsp2003
MLP: FiMSexGoreViolenceDeathProfanityRomanceDarkAdventureHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCMain 6
This story is broken into two Eras, where Era 1 sets the stage for Era 2.
Era 1 takes place a thousand years before the happenings of FiM. A powerful relic, capable of manipulating time, is destroyed, releasing chaotic magic all across the land. A group of powerful beings who transcend space and time, the Arch Angels, are called upon to mend the plagues of troubled timelines. One unfortunate Arch Angel, calm and empathetic in nature, shall be sent to Equestria, forced to abandon all that he had, and he will undertake the task of rescuing the land. After his former gang raids his home and attempts to end his and his sister’s life, he emerges victorious and finally looks towards a peaceful future. Fate having it, he instead lands in Equestria. Even with his little knowledge with about his gift, he will stride forward. He will make friends and relationships, some more intimate than others, as he trudges through this slowly sundering world. (E1 has inspiration, but not full integration, from Your Human and You.)
Era 1 is centric on these tags: Action, Adventure, Drama, Dark, Sad, Tragedy, and Romance
Length: TBD
Era 2 takes place during the beginning events of season two in FiM. (E2 is akin to the SoL aspects of the actual show.)
Era 2 is centric on these tags: Adventure, Drama, Dark, Sex, Slice of Life, and Romance
Length: TBD
Advisement, dear reader: E1 is currently undergoing heavy reconstruction. If you had already finished E1 and are reading E2, know that what you read still matters, as the story's premise remains the same, but many events and interactions will be added or changed. E2 is in a temporary hiatus until its antecedent is finished.
Chapters will (eventually) all have images.
Important Context! - The Arch Angels in this story are not from biblical tie, they are not immortal. They are uniquely talented, but they suffer from mortal coils just as any other creature.
