This story deals with Anonymous and his day to day life after arriving in Equestria.
This story focuses on Romance and Slice of Life. I think. Maybe? Mostly, anyways.
The clop: It's marked with NSFW in the title, and having a #.5 in the chapter number. I make all my clop skippable, so that those who are interested can read it, and those who aren't can skip it. Any/all major story elements that are touched on in clop chapters will be re-capped in the next non-clop chapter, so you won't miss anything major.
Special thanks to Craine for help with suggestions and pre-reading. Title shamelessly stolen from this awesome song. Thanks to Sandara for the epic art.
The crew of an RAN Destroyer begin to notice that one of their pilots is developing some odd quirks, to say the least. Wings, hooves and a cutie mark, just to name a few...
While on deployment to the Arabian Sea, the crew of a Royal Australian Navy Destroyer begin to notice that one of their helicopter pilots is starting to develop some rather odd quirks, both mentally and physically. A cutie mark, wings, hooves, and a knack for treasure-hunting, just to name a few...
Human civilization ended on May 23, 2015, when everyone on earth became a pony. This is the story of how they lived, how they died, and what they achieved.
On May 23, 2015, the world ended. It wasn't violent, it wasn't bloody, and it wasn't even very dramatic. The entire population of the planet vanished. But they didn't stay gone; almost at once refugees started trickling back. Unfortunately for them, they didn't come back with their humanity intact.
Instead of a single species, the earth is now populated with Ponies, griffons, dragons, minotaurs, and even stranger creatures. What will the remnants of humanity make with their world? Will they remember human achievements, or slip back into primitive ignorance? Learn from our mistakes, or repeat them over and over?
People haven't really changed, only their bodies have. The world now comes with new threats, supernatural as well as mundane. Demons lurk beneath the sea, while strange spirits whisper promises in dreams. Empires rise, dictators control, and ponies have nowhere to turn for help. Nowhere except themselves, and old-fashioned hard work.
This story is effectively an anthology of episodes, each of which will focus on a different time period and different perspective characters.
Latest in the Last Pony on Earth series. If you haven't read that story, start there. This one won't really make much sense otherwise.
Editing provided by Two Bit and Sparktail. Art by the fantastic Zutcha.
A human colony vessel is sent to Equestria, and does not expect sapient inhabitants.
Humanity has grown to control most of the Sol system, and looks to distant stars for further expansion options. When probes discover an uncannily-earthlike planet at a vast distance, the Solar Government takes on a project larger than any before it.
A colony ship, carrying over seven thousand people, the Eclipse is constructed. Thanks to its translight engine, it is capable of making the journey within two decades. The expedition is launched with high hopes, its crew made up of the best and brightest, setting out to prove that the vastness of space was no longer an insurmountable obstacle, that landing on distant worlds full of life was no longer just a pipe dream.
What happens when this colony ship's crew arrives at their destination would forever change humanity's outlook on the rest of the universe, as well as what could be deemed possible. Supernatural beings, energies unexplainable, and most importantly, sapient organisms all populate this mysterious, fertile world. In all of its extensive preparations, is the Eclipse versatile enough to tackle the task assigned to it? Or, more importantly, is its crew?
Celestia and you engage in various forms of debauchery.
Celestia and you have been friends with benefits for a while now. Offhand, she mentions an invisibility charm, along with a couple other quite... useful spells. Lewd hijinks ensue.
Shameless clop. I'm literally not even gonna deny it.
Cover art made by Digitaldomain123.
Number 2045528, if you're interested.
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Featured 5/9/2019, Wow, that was quick!
Also got the hot symbol. Damn, didn't realise people would be this quick to praise the sun.
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Also from now on at the top of each chapter there will be fetish warnings if there are any particularly obtrusive ones in the chapter.
Leech wins a free vacation to a changeling hive and, of course, lewd shenanigans ensue.
It's just another normal day in Tekky's shop, until a changeling shows up with a curious proposition. The drone, named Copper, offers an all-expenses paid trip to his hive. Leech, never having really gone on a vacation before, leaps at the chance, disregarding Tekky's warning that it's some sort of scam. The mischievous unicorn quickly finds out that there are a few strings attached in regards to the trip...
Kinks include: Male on Female, Futa on Female, Threesome, Oral, Vaginal, Oviposition, Exhibitionism, Slight Bondage, and some Inflation
If anyone was wondering, this is sort of a side story in regards to my Tekky and Leech series.
Starlight Glimmer rewrote history, erasing the Sonic Rainboom and stranding Twilight in an Equestria that suffered one disaster after another until it was barely recognizable. Twilight has to act fast if she ever wants to see her home again.
Starlight Glimmer had the perfect plan: using Star Swirl's time travel spell, erase the Sonic Rainboom and everything it did. After failing to stop her, Twilight was returned abruptly to an Equestria that bears little resemblance to her home, where the other Elements of Harmony don't even know her name.
It should've been simple then: use Star Swirl's magic to return to the past and stop Starlight from changing things. Unfortunately for Twilight, all the magic in the Cutie Map is gone. She'll have to find another way to put Equestria right, and fast. After all, the Elements didn't stop Nightmare Moon...
This story is sponsored by Two Bit as a Patreon reward. If you'd like me to write your awesome story idea, that's the place. Cover by Zutcha.
Ember doesn't think ponies have anything to offer. Spike takes her to the spa to show her ponies may be able to offer more than she bargained for.
Becoming Dragon Lord has brought a wave of new responsibilities for Ember, none of which she enjoys. The first of these tasks are the formal negotiations with Equestria, which will either formalize peace between the two nations or else be the start of a deadly war. She's pretty sure it's going to be the former, but if she has to sit through another awful meeting, she may change her mind.
Spike offers her an alternative: visit the spa.
Written as a minific commission by Vilken666 on my Patreon. Fluff isn't really my genre, but I took my best crack at it anyway. This was the result. Credit for the fantastic cover goes to Zutcha, as usual.
Welcome to Ember's, Canterlot's most exclusive brothel. Ember is a changeling who can offer her clients any fantasy, no matter how strange. Yet fantasy is not all that she offers, she also offers help and healing to ponies in need.
Welcome to Ember's, Canterlot's most exclusive brothel. Only one "girl" works there, but Ember is a changeling, and can offer the fulfillment of almost any fantasy, no matter how wild. That is not all that Ember offers, however. She dislikes the taste of negative emotions, and does all she can to help her clients overcome these feelings. With years of experience with ponies of every type, Ember knows just what ponies need, even when they themselves aren't always so sure.
(Comments may contain spoilers. Chapter guide also contains spoilers.)
Chapter guide: (This guide explains the "issue" that Ember helps a client with in each chapter.)
First time Fears. Fear of being unable to please a partner due to lack of experience. Fantasy. Worry that rough sex and/or rape fantasies are sick and wrong. A Pearl of Desire. Feeling unattractive and unlovable due to age/not meeting beauty standards. What You've been Missing. Being asexual/wanting to wait for sex, but feeling that the lack of desire is something "wrong" Having it Both Ways. A stallion who fantasizes about cock and feels that it's not normal. Far From the Sun 1. Shame about wildly kinky fantasies, and unwillingness to entirely let go and relax. Far From the Sun 2. Feeling that because everything else in one's life is happy, it's therefore wrong to be miserable because you're not getting sexually fulfilled. Contrast. Shame over small penis size/struggles with the practicality of large penis size. A Bountiful Harvest. A pony is curious about the kind of play where you need a safe word. (Commissioned story) In The Beginning. Ember wasn't always a confident fixer of pony's problems. Long ago, when the changeling invasion left her stranded in Canterlot, she had some unique problems of her own. Gray: A young Ember helps one of her first clients with his self-esteem. (Commissioned story) A Bountiful Harvest part 2: Harvest Moon returns to relax and indulge his kink. (Commissioned story) The Mirror's Lie: A transgender stallion has difficulty with dysphoria during sex. The Little Things: A big stallion has a fantasy for even bigger mares. (Commissioned story) Condescension: What happens when Ember gets a customer even she isn't willing to help. (Hint, she has hot sex with her love instead.) It's Not Unusual: A non-neurotypical pony is just as welcome as any other customer, with or without a few small, fun kinks. Wrong End of the Leash: "Being a stallion" doesn't mean you need to be dominant.
A somewhat different take on the phrase "sex therapist". Many of the chapters will deal with situations that are sensitive to some people, so slurs, shaming, trolling, derogatory comments, etc. will simply be deleted.
I do accept suggestions for these stories! However, I will only accept ideas that stay true to the purpose of Ember's. Ember helps ponies with their sex-related problems. Suggestions such as "I think Ember and X pony would be hot" will be ignored. Suggestions such as "What if Ember were to meet a pony with Y problem?" or "I think X pony might be in Z situation and Ember could help" will be considered. I do also sometimes accept commissions to write these (and other) stories for money, and am slightly more flexible about subject matter on such stories. Ember does see "ordinary" clients who just want a good time and don't have problems, after all!
This story takes place in the same universe as Honey Pie, but otherwise has nothing whatsoever to do with it.
Most chapters are posted without editing by anyone else, so forgive any small grammatical errors you may find. It's currently marked "incomplete" because there are many more chapters to come, but each chapter is it's own complete story, so you won't be left hanging!
Smolder doesn't know how beaks work. Like, when they're not being used to peck worms out of the ground. Gallus, Silverstream and Sandbar try to explain. There's a lot of kissing involved.
Smolder doesn't know how beaks work. Like, when they're not being used to peck worms out of the ground. Gallus, Silverstream and Sandbar try to explain.
Danny has recently been diagnosed with depression and anxiety. Along with his medication, he is assigned a fuzzy blue helper to get him back on his feet with plenty of affection and a listening ear.
Danny has recently been diagnosed with depression and anxiety. Along with his medication, he is assigned a very special helper to get him back on his feet with plenty of affection and a listening ear.
A story written to relax and inspire confidence in both those with mental illness and those that simply need a listening ear and a smile on their faces. Love to all of you.
As punishment for her Ponyville takeover, Trixie is enchanted to do anything anyone tells her to. Normally this isn’t a problem, but when the teenage colt she’s been playfully toying with figures it out...
After Trixie’s hostile takeover of Ponyville, she was punished by secretly enchanting her so that she must do anything that anypony directly tells her to. Normally this isn’t a problem, but when the teenage colt she’s been playfully toying with figures it out...
Contains: mild-ish sub/dom, ponies in panties, licking cum off the floor, and what definitely probably counts as consent. Tender Taps is aged up. Cover image adapted from eww by marenlicious.
A human contemplates suicide after coming to Equestria.
As I sit on this branch, looking at the town through the mangled, black branches, I began thinking about why I came here. About everything I left behind on Earth.
An unlikely man and mare find unreal love in each other, then some certain friends decide to investigate just how much of the mare's tales of this otherworldly lover is true. Set in Reverse Gender Role Equestria
Moondancer is an eccentric mare, one who never even touched anything sex-related outside of pornography before finding herself the object of a certain human's affections. Naturally, all her learned knowledge of things intimate come from him and the (very unrealistically dragged out) pornographic material she consumed. So when Moondancer told her friends that intimacy between her human and her lasted much longer than they expected, they blew her off. But then a thought occurred to them.
What if Moondancer was telling the truth?
With that in mind, they follow her home one day, determined to see what exactly is going on.
They get a show they'll never forget.
An explicit one-shot set in the Reverse Gender Role Equestria universe
Nobody wanted it. American soldiers in Equestrian streets. Hundreds, thousands of dead. A city in ruins.
Nobody wanted this.
This is not a story about closure or healing. A traumatized soldier is NOT taken to Equestria to heal his war-torn soul. This is a story about an unfortunate series of events that get a whole lot of ponies and people killed.
Currently undergoing rewrite. Former Chapters 6-15 as well as the incomplete, unpublished Chapter 16 available for viewing on ArguingPizza's Scrap Files
A lightning bolt has teleported a human to a world full of happy, colorful, talking ponies. Holy....
(The Redone Version) (EFH has it's own TV Tropes page! Thanks to redandready45! )
A human has been teleported to Equestria after a lightning bolt struck him. The ponies of Ponyville had never seen anything like him before. Full of fear and uncertainty, all of Ponyville, except for the Mane 6 and Spike, avoided him. The human, with the help of the Mane 6, must earn Ponyville's friendship before a way back home is found.
What happens in Equestria when I buy a new Birdbath for my flower garden?
“I’ve been in the land of Equestria for a few months now, and I have seen some of the most mind-boggling things one can ever imagine seeing. When I’d managed to finish that birdbath a few days ago, I have never, not even in my wildest dreams—not in a million lifetimes—would I ever seen an alicorn floating around inside of it.”
(Because of popular demand this story has been placed on the incomplete list, also Chapter titles and name has been edited to better represent the story. Thanks to Jakomi of the Rose for the name suggestion.)
A pair of Police officers are involved in a car crash whilst on duty during a supernatural storm. Much to their surprise, they soon realise that they are no longer in their home town or even their own world.
Being the only two of their species in an alien world will prove a challenge which they must overcome, living a life without the amenities of home. In order to find their place in society, they must earn the trust of those around them and prove that they can be valued members to Equestrian society.
How can all of this be achieved? They will use their knowledge from back home to help improve an organisation in its infancy. The Equestrian Police Service.
[Currently on hiatus. Story created as commission and will resume following additional support from the person who commissioned the story]
This story has been created as a part of a commission, mixed with a theme I planned before but never quite followed up on.
Commissioned as a FiE fic and crime drama, using stories adapted and based off real incidents attended by myself and others.
