Thorax has had months. Months, of working tirelessly as the Ruler of the Changeling Hive and he is absolutely exhausted. He can barely stay awake when he comes to visit Ocellus at the School of Friendship to see how she's doing.
Ocellus, being the smart cookie that she is, comes up with a plan: She can pretend to be him, and he can go relax for a day.
Desperate, he accepts, but on the condition that he goes to class disguised as her and takes notes so she doesn't fall behind. After that, he can sneak off and finally get to sleep.
Twilight Sparkle was Celestia's chosen heir, and under her rule Equestria was destined to prosper. But then her friends passed, as mortal ponies always do, and she was left to rule alone. The years were not kind to her after that.
Twilight Sparkle has ruled Equestria for over a thousand years. From her throne atop the floating city of Concord, she enforces ruthless harmony over the handful of surviving settlements. But Twilight is afraid: Equestria's survival always hangs by a thread, as enemies more ancient than the Alicorns threaten to return and devour what she has built.
Twilight selects her star pupil, a young unicorn named Star Orchid, to travel down from the perfect city of Concord into the dangerous ruins beneath, so that she might locate these forces, and help Twilight to destroy them. Only when every threat to Equestria is finally dismantled will she be able to rest. Until then, there is much left to purify.
Edited by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha
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This story takes place in the same universe as Why We Dig. I'm not going to call it a sequel, since none of its characters will be aware of anything in that story, so you won't have to be either.
A new life in a new world. While it's a little lonely being the only one of my kind, having a multitude of intelligent species around me helps fit in. Being a stranger in a land without normal isn't the worst fate, just takes a little getting used to.
Sometimes pony movies don't finish the way we'd like. (A HISHE Parody)
Everyone knows the ponies of Equestria are awesome. But what if, when crisis befalls them, they decide to handle things with a little more common sense?
(A How It Should Have Ended Parody)
NOTE: It is highly recommended that you first watch "My Little Pony: The Movie" before reading this fanfic, just to let you know exactly what's going on.
But who am I kidding? If you're here, you've probably already seen it. Even people who hated it have seen it. I'm...actually not sure why I put this note here. I apologize for wasting a few precious moments of your lives by having you read this pointless Author's Note. Here, have a Kirin to make up for it.
It turns out that laser pointers are able to control the minds of bat ponies
Laser Pointers are banned in Equestria, and if one is found its owner will not be getting a trial, parole, or a phone call. Why, well they kind of mind control bat ponies into acting like lemmings if it means catching that weird red dot.
After over a thousand years without any use whatsoever, Luna's vagina has grown shut. Now, she needs to find a way to return it to its former glory.
Luna never would have suspected that an Alicorn's vagina could grow shut if it wasn't used at least once every thousand years or so. But now that it's somehow happened to her, she needs to find a way to make her nether bits "holey" again. She might even need someone to lend a hoof... or more accurately, a hand!
WARNING!:Contains dildos, fingering, fisting, pain, gross sexual humor, non-sexy sexual activity, and for the second part only, the name anon.
Written, with love, for NeighratorPony. I warned you I'd do this.
Anon likes to keep to himself, but Celestia thinks he should make friends.
Anon likes his life to be simple. He wakes up, goes to work and sometimes gets himself a good book to read while he is home. It's a routine that he likes to follow, it makes him feel like he has a bit of normality with his life in Equestria. The fact that having Celestia come crashing into his home as part of his routine should prove that his life is anything but normal.
Anon is trying to move on with his life after what happened in Ponyville but it's hard to ignore what's right in front of him.
Things are a lot better for Anon since the events of Ponyville. His store is doing great and he enjoys the company of all his friends. As the days go on, he finds that the problems of the past are quick to haunt him as he is forced to face the one thing that hurt him the most.
With things improving, Celestia is now interested in trying to court Anon but things are never that simple when it comes to Anon.
For Anon, so much has changed in a little amount of time. He can't really complain about it either. Things are getting better and he knows that the sisters are happy too. However, there's been a change in Celestia, it's small but it still has him questioning the reason. Did he do something wrong or could it be something else?
A special thanks to the following people: PeerImagination, Dedicated and always ready to proofread any story I make. (c1-13) SirReal, Countless hours of editing and refining my story. (c1-8) Proofreading (c1-6) by Ra1nbowCrasH and Anonimous I appreciate all the time you've invested in my stories.
I used to love that premise. I thought it made for a fun debate of nature vs nurture and all that. I just never expected it to happen. Now Tom's gone and I don't know what to do!
I used to love the idea of a human getting to visit Equestria. It sounded like a good way to set up so many shenanigans, except it's plagued with boring characters or really cliché ones or... the dreaded Sue. I never expected it to happen. For real. No, that's not real. What am I saying? Tom's... missing. Yes, and I will find him. He's not in the show... that's ridiculous. Don't say such things! My little brother can't be part of the show! It's just a coincidence that this little alicorn showed up, spoke with his voice, has the exact same personality and is based on his personal design for his alicorn OC! IT'S NOT REAL!
Rarity takes on the task of learning what it means to be Spike's mate.
Rarity finally has a lover... And its a Dragon. Now she will be learning what it means to be a Dragon's Mate. It comes with more than just a odd conversation starter.
Kinks/spoilers: Chapter 1Dragon on human action, casual nudity, light cum swallowing, cunilings, and light exhibitionism Chapter 2 Casual nudity, skinny dipping, rough sex, filled to the brim, and mild cuddling. Featured on 6/30/20
Anon finds out he can never go home, which means he can now focus on his love life with horses.
After two years in a world of magical ponies, you finally receive the dreaded confirmation that you're stuck here, forever. Your best pony friends, Lyra and Bon Bon, see this as the perfect opportunity to move past your old taboos about dating equines and enter the dating game. But, do they have bigger plans for you?
In case it wasn't obvious, contains a MFF human/pony/pony relationship, but also hornplay and gentle femdom.
I started working on this months ago, so it definitely does not line up with current canon.
UPDATE: Featured 11/04/2019. Thank you all so much.
Castle Guard-recruit Spirit gets a lesson in treating his Princess right.
As the newest member of Princess Twilight’s Castle Guard, Spirit expects to be treated badly. To get the worst assignments and the least praise. To be hazed. To have to rise above the rest of his guardsmates and make a name for himself. All for the chance to serve his Princess: the elegant, kind, and friendly Twilight Sparkle. He thinks he’s ready for anything—but he’s not ready for her.
This story contains dubious consent and rape play; ponies-on-Princess and Princess-on-pony; minor cuckolding and humiliation; and a Princess who just wants to be loved. Also sex.
After a long day of flight practice with Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash teaches the filly a little about preening.
After a long day of flight practice with Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash discovers the filly knows next to nothing about preening and takes it upon herself to teach her.
Warning: May Contain Feels and/or D'aww moments.
Featured on FIMFiction on 7/20/2013. Yay! Featured on EQDaily on 09/12/2013 Double Yay! Reading by TheLostNarrator (excellent!): Here Reading by DRWolf: Here Reading by Joehighlord: Here Riffed by Draklox: Here Korean Translation: Here Spanish Translation: Here French Translation: Here Chinese Translation: Here
Princess Celestia finds a baby Changeling Queen during her travels. She had intended to bring her back to Canterlot only temporarily, until she could find the hive the Queen belonged to. For now though, the Changeling Queen was just Twilight Sparkle
Changelings and ponies had always been natural enemies of each other, especially with the crystal ponies when they were around. Why wouldn't they be? Changelings were like parasites, feeding off the love that ponies gave off and driving them to illness.
However, Changelings had begun to decline. What started out with as seven hives have diminished down into three, all of which had gone into hiding so well that most ponies didn't know what changelings even were. Even Celestia had not seen one for quite a while, a long feat for an immortal pony.
Until she found a nymph. A new Changeling Queen.
Unable to find it within herself to abandon the changeling, Celestia ends up taking the nymph back to Canterlot under guise as Twilight Sparkle. The plan was simple; find the hive that Twilight belonged to and return her back to be raised with her race.
Of course, despite everything she learned through her long life, she had forgotten that things were never that simple.
For starters, she did not anticipate herself to grow fond of Twilight as time began to pass, or to beam in happiness when Twilight began to refer to her as mom.
Many Many Thanks to my Pre-Readers: Rewrite and Doctor Disco (Welcome to the Team Doctor!)
Twilight and Spike have sex. He doesn't really want to.
Sometimes, some nights, Twilight asks Spike a question. The words she uses aren’t always the same, but the meaning behind them never changes.
Spike will you come to bed with me, Spike will you use your tongue the way I like, Spike will you lie there as I climb on top of you and take what I want, what I need?
Being a guest in the royal castle has its advantages, especially when you can convince one of the rulers to let you touch her fluffy ears.
Being stuck in Equestria isn’t as bad as you would think. The creatures are friendly, the atmosphere is great, and even the rulers of the Equestria themselves are very welcoming. Naturally some people feel the need to test just how welcoming certain rulers are, and very fluffy ears are such a tempting target… Oh, before I forget, Anon is indeed a woman in this fic. Cover art by: Hioshiru Edited and preread by: Not Enough Coffee and Makuta Flash Request: 2
