How would a maintainer react to being thrown on an foreign world? Would he be able to adapt and survive or is he doomed to ultimately fail.
What happens when you throw a crew chief in an alien world where all his ideas of reality are turned upside down? Anything can happen as TSgt Eric Broussard tries to cope in his new surroundings as he looks for a way to go home. Yet the longer he stays in this new world and interacts with its inhabitants will he want to leave when the solution presents itself? (Story takes place 3 years after Season 3, but ignores all events after the Season 3 finale)
Sex chapters noted with (***) in chapter title and start/stop with (*) for those that wish to skip them
Rating, tags, and character tags will be adjusted as story progresses and new characters are introduced.
NOTE: I would like to thank AidanPryde for going through and Editing/Proofreading this story from Chapter 18 on.
Also being as this is my reintroduction to writing, if you find any mistakes or you would like to edit the unedited chapters, feel free to let me know so I can get better.
NOTE: Being as I keep getting asked about the language I use for Equis in my story I figured I'd place it here. The language Equis is made up using a couple of caesar ciphers used on normal English to create an alien sounding language. The main one I use is an A=E cipher and occasionally use an A=H to either make words or supplement the letters from the first cipher to make words.
If you would like to have a list of the words/names I have already used for your own stories. Just PM me and I will send you a copy of the list I use which is updated regularly. I just ask that you let people know where you got it.
The product of my friend and I having a Skype call that went to the subject of 'What if...'
This is pretty much a self-insert, mostly done for comedic purposes. After a mishap with an invention of mine, a friend and I find ourselves in the magical land of Equestria. How will the peaceful land of Equestria handle the influx of two humans? Will Jay and I ever find a way back home? Will anyone give this story a fair shot? Read and find out. Things that actually involve MLP:FiM begin in the second chapter.
Berry Punch can't sleep. She can't stop thinking, and worrying, and fretting over everything going on in her life. But maybe her lover can help put her to bed...
Sometimes the brain is a weird thing. It's supposed to know how to sleep, but maybe it just forgets on certain dark and thoughtful nights. It is on just such a night that Berry Punch paces her home, unable to get to bed. Luckily, there's one other person in that house with her who might have a solution to her insomnia. A solution which is quite pleasurable to both of them.
This story is part of the Broken Love series, but you do not need to read the other parts to "enjoy" this one. ;)
WARNING:Contains consensual straight sex, brief discussions of sickness and dying, discussions on addiction, a pony wearing human underwear, and the name Anon.
Cover art by kinkypinkie. Will take down if requested.
From one barren wasteland to another, less barren wasteland, an Australian IT worker finds himself stuck in the snow where nowhere to go. At least it can't get any worse... right?
From one barren wasteland to another, less barren wasteland, an Australian Information Technology worker finds himself stuck in the snow with nowhere to go. Armed with nothing but a cheap tool set and a three metre Ethernet cable, he must find a way to survive his new location. At least it can't get any worse... right?
Oh of course it can, it's a HIE.
Warning: Contains Australian, Changelings (of course), snow, occasional IT speak, less-than-stellar HIE satire, and shoddy humour not fit for a backyard comedy club.
Aaron is a normal guy, struggling to find his way at university... until a cute girl with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a bit of an inappropriate worldview takes interest in him. Little does he know the plans she has for him... to make him a pony!
Aaron was starting to become a bit of a jaded university student.
He didn’t have a lot of friends, didn’t have a lot of fun, and worst of all… he didn’t have a girlfriend.
But then he started to chat with what might have been the cutest girl in class. Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Gorgeous body. Atrociously bad (but cute) German accent. It was surprising that he was able to hang out with her at all! Why was it that the popular and connected young adults weren’t hanging out with her?
He quickly found out once he began to spend time with her. Her worldview and opinions were a bit… suspicious.
She seemed to have quite a fondness for controversial topics - speaking easily about sensitive things like eugenics, cultural superiority, aggressive police-state and national socialist paradigms. It was no surprise that she was often spat on by many of the other people at their university.
But that wasn’t uncommon these days on campus: it seemed like even looking at somebody the wrong way these days could earn you the dreaded moniker of being a fascist. So Aaron was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.
…
Plus she was damn cute! And maybe, just maybe, he had a chance of finally graduating from kissless virgin status: she definitely seemed to be taking a bigger and bigger interest in him as their relationship grew.
Little did he know that his new girlfriend is a lot more than meets the eye - she’s a being from another world, and has plans for upgrading Aaron’s body into something more suitable for her needs. Human anatomy has never really been interesting to her, and she needs friends of more of an equine nature. That’s why she’s here - to recruit and transform different humans into ponies that can be taken back to her home.
But when he’s transformed, will this cute girl be able to resist Aaron’s stunningly beautiful stallion physique? Will Aaron’s equine form prove to be so irresistible to her that she ends up punching his v-card after all?
Yep!
Editing, proofreading, and a ton of help from the great AJ Aficionado. Check him and his great stories out!
Warning! Contains: human to pony transformations / human female on pony (oral and hand) / pony on pony / large endowments / cum inflation / Controversial Nazi Horse
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I know that this is a controversial issue, and very close to the heart for many of you who might disagree. I ask that you please remain civil, and bring discussion on this issue to my blog post, and leave comments on the story related to the story.
Spike deals with a growth spurt, as well as a childhood friend attracted to said growth-spurt.
Change only becomes frightening when it begins to affect you.
Spike has remained a baby while everyone else is growing up. His desire to do the same, however, lands him in a hospital bed with a strange new body.
Ponies are treating him differently, the world he once knew is no longer the same, and the onset of sudden changes are hard to adapt to. Fortunately, Scootaloo is there to ease him through his recovery.
This story would be unreadable were it not for the editing master, Props, the handy-dandy proofreader, CitrusFizz, and man who has three pairs of eyes, Setokaiva.
In search of Twilight Sparkle's magic, Oleander travels from Foenum to convince her to hoof it over. Communications go... badly, and she decides to take it by force.
What's worse? Dealing with rude nobles, or a super hot dragon princess that keeps teasing you? At least one of them has a pretty sexy payoff.
You've been working as an assistant to Twilight for a couple of months now. In that time, you've become more than used to visits from self-important nobles and dignitaries, ambassadors and other assorted assholes. You hate them, of course, but making them feel well looked after is your job, and you make sure you do it well.
And then... there's Ember. When you meet her, you're first struck by her beauty, and then immediately after, you're struck by her tail for staring too long.
Can you deal with this rude, insensitive bitch long enough to get through the day, especially when Twilight leaves the two of you alone together?
A four chapter story. Cover art by Twiren. ID:2042599
Scootaloo never dreamed she would ever know what it was like to fly. But then the Cutie Map sent her to Seaquestria, and she got her chance. Now she isn't sure she ever wants to leave.
Spoilers for S8E6
Scootaloo was overjoyed to discover the Cutie Map was sending her and her friends across Equestria for a friendship mission. It was her first time flying outside her dreams.
Luna takes an interest in Ponyville's resident human, further complicating his already tumultuous life.
[ Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations. ]
Anon's got pony problems. Fluttershy's been stalking him, Twilight's trying to experiment on him, and he's been fighting sleep ever since he met Luna at a dinner party last week. The reclusive Princess of the Night has taken a somewhat inappropriate interest in him and has been invading his dreams!
Thanks to Luna's dreamwalking shenanigans, Anon now has to contend with doomsday meteors, horrendous creatures, and harrowing trials in addition to the growing herd of overly amorous mares plaguing him in his daily life. The line between dreams and reality begins to blur, leaving Ponyville's poor resident human desperate for a moment of peace and quiet!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between December 2012 and February 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
Fluttershy's train of thought as she day dreams about her lover Rainbow Dash.
A short story I wrote as a challenge to myself. Pure romance, first person only, 1 character, no going back, 24 hours to write. A short fiction to stretch the muscles so to speak.
Once upon a time, there was a man living in a typical suburban house in the heart of America, and one day he somehow found himself in Equestria.
Once upon a time, there was a man living in a typical suburban house in the heart of America, and one day he somehow found himself someplace in Equestria. But this was no ordinary place in Equestria! It was an extraordinary place where no human has ever been before.
Hexferry is a mothpony who is coming to town to meet Twilight for something important. But that's not the important part. The important part is that Twilight trusts Anon to give her a place to stay for tonight. This is a bad idea.
Hexferry is a mothpony who is coming to town to meet Twilight for something important. But that's not the important part. The important part is that Twilight trusts Anon to give her a place to stay for tonight. It's probably worse for Anon than for her.
When you confess your feelings and shortcomings to the Alicorn so special to you, you do so thinking she is asleep. Little do you know, she is anything but. How will she respond to your words?
Diamond Tiara is quite possibly the worst gift you could give your seven-year-old daughter. Too bad Discord has a "no return" policy.
Against better judgement, David buys his daughter a pony for Christmas. Too bad it was Diamond Tiara. She, like many other fillies and colts in Ponyville, was taken by Discord for his cross-dimension pony trade. Now she must convince David and his family to help her and the others get back to Equestria. Fortunately for her, David is more than happy to get rid of her. His daughter Tiffany however, is not.
After your date with Luna, you learned a few things about yourself. Like that you like marecock, and that you're kind of good sucking it. Which is good, because Celestia has heard your praises, and she's interested in you too now.
Contains: futa, blowjobs, casual sex, facesitting, ass eating
After going camping, Connor wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare.
Connor is your average guy in his mid-twenties. He has a stable home life but can't help but feel his parents are hiding something from him. After going camping, he wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare....
Note: There is some use of strong language in this story. Also MLP (sadly) doesn't exist in this story. The story starts around half way through the first season.
Note 2 (26/12/16): Sex tag added (during writing for Chapter 25) for obvious reasons. Nothing explicit or detailed but things implied and use of innuendo.
Note 3: This story finally got featured on 3/8/2017. YAY! (Or at least that's when I first noticed)
After their magical growing up, the CMC talk with Spike about what they went through
It was safe to say that the CMC had been through a turbulent time recently, but thankfully they now have a chance to relax and think about what happened. And they won't do so alone, as they're today joined by perhaps the one person in all Equestria who knows exactly what they went through.
Will contain some spoilers for "Growing Up is Hard to Do"
After being surrounded by mares for way too long, Jason decides it's about time he made some stallion friends. Going to a stallion bar might have been a bad way of going about it. (RGRE)
After being surrounded by mares for way too long, Jason decides it's about time he made some stallion friends.
Going to a stallion bar might have been a bad way of going about it. Or not.
A concept I really wanted to explore but couldn't think of a way to include in the main story of Staying Put. Completely standalone (and without sex!) so feel free to enjoy it even if you wouldn't touch the original story with a ten foot pole. Rated M only for swearing in the chapter title.
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