A changeling gets kicked out of the hive for being a pony.
Like ponies, changelings can get pretty paranoid at times. After all, it's not every day that a changeling gets kicked out of the hive for being a pony.
Thanks to Twilight Sparkle and her friends, Equestria has known its longest period of peace! Except for the reoccurring existential threats. And if you ignore that thousand years when the Elements of Harmony weren't needed.
Well, that time is over. A new villain has come to tame the mythical land of magical horses. Or, well, he's there at least. Equestria has a way of taming itself.
Have you ever gotten so drunk you forgot you offered the princesses' hoof in marriage to whoever brought your sister back? And how many 'es' there are in 'Princess'?
After Luna had been banished to the moon, Celestia got drunk, real drunk. Drunk enough to make up several laws she completely forgot about for a thousand years. What happens when Luna discovers one of these laws, and what's worse, she actually likes the sound of it.
Complete chaos as the mane six now find themselves unintentionally being wed to two Princesses.
Very much inspired by the old: Six Brides for Two Sisters story by Equus Palladus.
There's a new pony in Ponyville but they just can't figure him out. He answers questions but that only crops up more questions.
A new pony has arrived in Ponyville on the day of Summer Sun Celebration. Who is he? He's nice but when the residents of the town learn more about him, even more unanswered questions seem to pop up. Can anypony figure out this mystery? Probably when they actually ask the right question. Are they going to? No Will he interfere with events? We'll see.
This is just an idea I had and wrote by hand (later edited onto a computer) in a matter of a few hours. I have no delusions that this is a perfect story. Just some fun I had when writing out ideas. For the most part it will focus on different ponies crossing paths with him as the series goes on and not directly follow him. This IS technically a Human in Equestria story but by no means is he ordinary, both in body and mind as you will notice in the first chapter. He WILL be unrealistic, so please no comments about him not reacting to the situation like a normal person. As for the back story of the character, I had originally included it but at second glance, I felt it would be better for both people inside and outside of the story to figure it out. The amazing artwork was done by Mix-up. You can check out his other artworks on his Deviant Art page.
Peter was a responsible college student, and what better reward for his efforts than a one way ticket to Equestria? Wait what? Now he has to get used to the land of happy go lucky ponies. He, now she, first has to get her new hooves under her first.
Peter Westmoore, 19 years old. Friends describe him as hard working, but a stick in the mud. Peter never enjoyed the party scene, not when he could be honing his skills as an animator, nor did he have a taste for alcohol. And what does all that responsibility get him? A quick night terror and being dragged to Equestria. Now he, or rather "she" has to find a way back to his/her world. But the six colors adorning his new equine shape simply keep getting in the way. How will a now stressed college student adapt to the happy go lucky world of ponies, and as a filly no less?
Special thanks to my editors; gerandakis and Jasperr Hart. For going through these chapters and helping me clean them up.
Hi, no the story isn't dead, I'm just on the loosest schedule I can manage and still call it a schedule.
Like I've said in previous comments, this stories muse is out for a match of tennis, so it's grinding by very slowly.
On top of that, the most recent chapters don't flow very well with the rest of the story, so here's what I'm thinking;
I'm going to put 'er on hiatus, and go back, do a bit of touch up work on the chapters, bring the whole story in for an overhaul, then continue once it's all cleaned up.
If that doesn't work out, then I'll just have to buckle down and force out the next few chapters, but I think we all know how well that would turn out.
Local Dumbass Yote By A Bus, Turns Into A Unicorn, More At 11.
Rose Tint is quite the fortunate fellow! Well about as fortunate as a man who was hit by a bus can be..
He was given the privilege of deciding the starting conditions of his next run at life, and ended up in none other than a rendition of everyone's favorite Ponyland Cartoon Show. He has no idea what's going on, and he's a bit confused but we think he has the spirit!
Pinkie Pie has a secret that not even she knows about. What will the truth affect? Well, probably not that much, to be honest. But it sure makes for a neat party trick!
Filed as "Teen" just to be safe, but all mentionings are very circumspect. An entry for theMonster MaresStory Contest
A night for celebration and booze turns steamy as a misunderstood question makes Starlight reveal her secret lust towards Spike
Trixie and Starlight Glimmer are celebrating their first month as besties. drinking, playing, gossiping and enjoying themselves to their heart's content. They wore out as the alcohol hits them to the point they lay on the ground enjoying the dazzling feeling and comfort in the ground.
Amidst in their own drunkness, they start to exchange question and histories about themselves until Trixie cames up with a silly question: "Why does Starlight like kites so much?"
The answer for that misunderstood question will turn the heat on their conversation as Starlight confess her secret craving for a certain dragon Thanks to HeartLinda for his help as an editor and advisor. Note: my first featured fic (25/09/17-27/09/17), sweet celestia, thank you guys. Second note: coverart is from one of DarkPotzm's works. Warning note: contains non-consensual sexual acts and coc- well... Spike worship.
Shy and timid Nora finally works up enough courage to ask Princess Celestia on a date. However, there might be more to Celestia than Nora originally thought.
Nora has a secret. During the year she's been living in Equestria, she has somehow managed to develope a crush on a pony. Unfortunately for her, said pony happens to be the monarch of the day and bearer of the sun, Princess Celestia. After months of bearing her crush, Nora finally works up enough courage to ask Celestia out on a date. To everyone's surprise—Nora's included—Celestia agrees.
Celestia has a secret. One that nopony save for Luna knows. A secret that might change how Nora feels about the Solar Princess.
After all, in Equestria, 'Princess' is just a title.
Have you ever imagined that one day you would wake up in a strange new world in an even stranger new body? Well I never have but it still happened and now I am running around in my OC’s body in a land I thought was nothing more than a cartoon
(This Fic has a sequel, or a continuation as you like.)
Have you ever imagined that one day you would wake up in a strange new world in an even stranger new body? Well I never have but it still happened and now I am running around in my OC’s body in a land I thought was nothing more than a silly children’s cartoon.
Well here I am…in the land where friendship is supposedly magic as an alicorn no less, staying with the two pegasi sisters while trying to make sense of my situation and keeping my whole alicorn appearance a secret…especially from the OTHER two alicorn’s. God knows what happens when these ponies find out what I really am...Both now and what i used to be.
Hopefully, one day…all of this will make sense and let’s just hope I don’t cause too much chaos while trying to find answers and trying to find a way back home.
(STORY GOT FEATURED IN 25/7/2016 )
(This story was somewhat inspired by "The Third Roommate" and "Fleeting Flames" but will still have its own nature, style and obviously plot. Also big thank you to WrittenWord333 for helping me figure out the plot for this story.)
After waking up from a near Fatal magical accident, Nava has developed a new found fear for magic in general. Will he fall to his fears or finally learn and conquer his new Alicorn powers? All under the watchful eyes of the Thestral captain.
After having just escaped death from a near fatal magical accident that he nearly paid with his life, Nava must now make a choice either fear magic forever, or finally man up for once and face all of his problems head on. Including his bad acrophobia and the fact that the Princesses now know of his existence as well.
Not only that, but a certain group of thestrals will also be keeping a direct eye on him too. Specifically a certain captain with anger issues and a complicated past which may or may not explain her reasons for her questionable methods and sometimes open hostility.
Will Nava break from his problems with the help of those closest to him in this new world? Or will he finally break down and let his fears get the better of him.
Also what is going to happen to both Flitter and Cloudchaser? The two mares who invited this strange new Alicorn into their lives. Will they find out that he is not from Equestria at all?
Who knows? Only the future itself can answer these questions.
(Featured again on the day it was released on the 3/18/2017)
A drunk game of Truth or Dare reveals that Discord has never gotten laid. Rainbow Dash is determined to solve this nonexistent problem, much to his annoyance.
A drunk round of Truth or Dare reveals that Discord has never gotten laid. Rainbow Dash is determined to solve this nonexistent problem, much to his annoyance. Then again, he's not exactly opposed to it. He's just never bothered. Maybe he could give it a go. But with who?
Written entirely for fun, will probably only be two chapters actually around four chapters because I have no self control! I really just wanted to play around with the virgin, probably asexual Discord concept. Also, drunk ponies. Hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Chapter 1 contains sexual discussions, drinking, profanity, a striptease, and Twilight being horny! No porn yet. Chapter 2 contains slightly more graphic sexual discussions but the porn still hasn't happened yet, hold your horses. Chapter 3 contains what I'm sure you've been waiting for! Sex scene, involves oral, lots of kisses, and vanilla but passionate lovin'. Enjoy~
Meanwhile Chapter 4 and the epilogue are just to wrap things up. There MIGHT be a continuation but if so it'd be in a sequel, but that's completely up in the air right now.
Lyra Heartstrings wasn't always a unicorn. In fact, that isn't even her real name. She wasn't even born in Equestria. But it's her job to defend it from various threats nonetheless, alongside her begrudging partner, Bonbon.
They finally revealed themselves in the mid 21st century. After hundreds of years of clandestine observation and experimentation, they admitted defeat in their quest to prevent the genetic death of their race. Thus, they gave us their knowledge and technology in the hopes we could avoid their fate. But the gifts came with a responsibility: we had to assume their role in overseeing and protecting the various worlds they had taken under their wing, or in some cases, had outright created as experiments. Amongst these is, of course, Equis, the one experiment world with a full ecosystem complete with non-human sapient natives, and we can't exactly wear a body suit and expect to fit in.
And that is why I'm a mint-colored unicorn now, mom.
...No mom, I'm not joking. Why? The pay is good, I get to see a new world, help protect innocents from the meaner denizens of the place, that sort of thing. ...No, mom, I am not still upset that you didn't get me a car on my sixteenth birthday. I wasn't really upset in the first place, honestly. ...Should you really be asking that? ...Okay, if it'll get you to stop asking, yeah, everything works. Yes, even that. No, I have not tried it out! I don't even have fingers! Oh for the love of—just, just put dad on the line, okay? I've only got fifty seconds before my card runs out and I start paying full rate for interstellar calls. Lousy telecom companies.
-This story inspired and largely influenced by Project: Sunflower by Hoopy McGee, but it is a separate, unconnected story. No endorsement from said author is implied.
Rated Teen for occasional foul language, discussion of mature topics, and fighting scenes. Nothing graphic, however. This is a story in progress, and as such tags for characters and/or categories may be edited as future updates may warrant.
Celestia always dreamed of a foal. Just never expected it to be like this.
Chrysalis expected a few things to come out of her failed invasion. New enemies, cuts, bruises. But she really wasn't expecting to be expecting. Worst yet, the father of her unborn isn't a he, but a she who just so happens to be the Princess of Equestria.
Cover art by Lopoddity here Nothing to do with her verse and next gen, picture just somewhat fit
A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead.
I always wanted to go to Equestria. When I got the chance, I took the deal without reading the fine print. To my surprise, I didn't arrive there as a pony, or even as a human. It seems I get to view this world from a different perspective than what I've imagined.
My name is Echo. I am a Diamond Dog.
-Edited by the one, the only, Nathan Traveler! -(Cover by Jovial_Shake of fimfiction.net) -Now featured on Equestriadaily.com!
A man and a mare get locked in a bar. One thing leads to another, and sex ensues.
At the tender age of twenty-five, Adam DeGroff never expected to end up in a land of magical, sapient pastel ponies. Nevertheless, he has wholeheartedly embraced the lifestyle of the natives, and now works at a bar in Canterlot, where his unique stature and talent for “flairtending” have made him popular with the bar’s regular customers, and with one mare in particular that he works with.
Little do either of them know, however, that accidentally getting locked in the bar overnight will lead to a rather passionate display of emotions...
Contains: gloriously smutty interspecies filth, teat play, Lonely Island memes, hornjob, a certain sex act that goes by the number sixty-nine, vaginal, creampie, and questionable fire safety regulations in Equestria.
Author's Note: Despite having almost none of the worldbuilding of the Derrenverse, I consider this to be "Derrenverse-adjacent" due to the use of a character from Chapter Eight of Greater Lights: Adaptation.
The Main 6 did something really stupid. Really, really stupid. Now they're in trouble.
After a long night of drinking leads to massive mayhem, the Element bearers must face Celestia and confess...because they need her help fix something that shouldn't have happened. Ever.
Question is...will they live through their chat with her?
With his past salacious encounters behind him, Anon assumes his luck is finally starting to turn. Unfortunately, he thought too soon...
With the weight of three scandalous encounters bearing down on him, Anon's had better days. Strangely, things seem to have died down. None of the students have spoken about his questionable activities, nor has anyone else attempted to get into his pants. Hours turn to days, days turn to weeks, and yet the lustful yak hasn't made an appearance. Still, Yona's haunting words still ring in his ears, leaving the poor janitor unsettled. As another hard day's work draws to a close, Anon beds down for a good night's rest. Or so he hopes...
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