MLP: FiMComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanMain 6Anon
Anon shaves his head. The ponies think he has cancer. What could possibly happen?
Edited/Proofread by Enigmatic Otaku and Vylon
MLP: FiMAdventureHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaOC
(Image by RedBaron0)
(Edited by NaughtSought and Alcatraz)
Summer vacation, everyone's favorite time of the year. A time of rest and relaxation from all the stresses of the school year. For a graduating student named Tyler, this year is extra special. He's on his way to Ottawa to celebrate both his success and the birthday of his grandmother. However, his trip takes a major detour as he vanishes from the world he knows. Thanks to a major discovery hidden deep beneath Canterlot, he resurfaces in the land of Equestria, though he is far from being "himself."
MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityComedySlice of LifeHumanZecoraMain 6Anon
But yeah it probably is. This is going to be my take in the Generic Anon in Equestria trope, freestyled from the beginning of Bridle Gossip at the request of the purchaser. Shennanigans shall most likely ensue. Contains excessive philosophical discussion, pseudoscientific worldbuilding mumbo jumbo, and a light dash of casual humor.
Cover art by Twitter artist Andaluce!
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MLP: FiMAdventureHumanCelestiaLunaOtherMain 6
At the reading of his mother's last will and testament, Joseph Taylor is left a strange package. His only instruction being to protect the contents inside. Said items turn out to be nothing more than an old, empty journal, and an odd looking pen. What could be so important about such simple objects? But, Joseph will soon be given a rude reminder of the old saying, "Looks, can be deceiving..."
Edited by: SilentBelle
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeFluttershyRainbow DashOC
The Wonderbolt Barracks are haunted, but not very skillfully. Which is weaker: Fluttershy’s nerve, or one sorry specter’s skills at spooking?
Brief, awkward comedy featuring fumbling characters doing their very best with the skills that they have.
This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots that I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.
Equestria GirlsSexProfanityComedyRandomSlice of LifeSunset ShimmerApplejack (EqG)Spike (EqG)Fluttershy (EqG)Main 7 (EqG)
Applejack asks Sunset if she ever misses an aspect of her home. Specifically, one aspect that can possibly be filled in a big way this side of the portal.
The following contains young adults talking in a frank manner. Reader discretion is advised, not recommended for those with a maturity level above twelve years of age. Parental guidance is not advised, they would not understand.
Thanks to Tired Old Man, Nova Quill/Firimil,
Steel Resolve, and Somber Star for their edits and suggestions.
MLP: FiMRomanceDramaCelestiaOCChangelings
Titanium is a new recruit in the Royal Guard and things already become interesting. A Changeling attack? Or a misunderstanding?
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MLP: FiMSexGoreNon-conViolenceDarkAdventureDramaHumanAlt. UniverseSpikeGildaOCDiscordMain 6
Discord's the only creature in Equestria who can recognize the human for what he is -- not the long-lost Seventh Element that never actually existed and couldn't have existed before the human arrived, but a meta-reality warper, an entity far more powerful than Discord with the power to warp the minds of all around him and the very rules of magic to make sure that he's always the Big Hero. And the role the human's assigned to Discord is the Villain to beat down or kill.
Pre-reform Discord's fine with being the villain. But on his own terms. Not dancing on some alien interloper's puppet strings.
Without friendship, or even allies, Discord's going to have to find a way to defeat a creature who can alter fate itself and who can even mind-control him. Or he may just end up worse than dead.
Art by Tenchi-Outsuno. Progress Bar at my writing journal.
Trigger warnings: Mind control (magically induced love, magically induced friendship, magically induced stupidity, Discord being Discord), noncon/dubcon (magically induced love, other forms of highly dubious consent), rape (female on male), violence/gore (mostly against Discord), literally everything in chapters 19-21, humans not being presented as unilaterally wonderful and superior to ponies and/or draconequui.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeLunaOCOtherRaven Inkwell
As the Princess of Canterlot, the Mistress of the Sun, and the most beloved ruler of Equestria, it could be assumed that Princess Celestia was the pony who ran Equestria. Few people know that she actually doesn't.
Her assistant, Raven Inkwell, does. And Equestria would be nothing without her.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyAnthroHumanAlt. UniverseOCMane-iac
My name is Luxurious Locks, or Luxi for short. But now people know me as the Mane-iac. The accident changed me, but my feelings for my beloved Aaron haven't changed. I've been looking for him for a month, and now I've finally found him.
After a rather turbulent confession, that involved one of the Power Ponies of all ponies, we're finally alone with each other, and there's only one thing left to do: Make our first night together so memorable that he'll never even consider leaving my side again. Because he belongs to ME!
Involves: Clop, Tentacle Hair (Duh!)
Commission for Sketchy Changeling, based on his story Found You! (It is strongly recommended that you read it before this one.) Thanks for your support!
Cover Art by Skyline19.
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomCelestiaTrixieMain 6Starlight Glimmer
Twilight Sparkle gathers her friends after receiving a rather distressing letter from her mentor, Princess Celestia. She's not happy about the contents, at all.
It seems her friends all went on some magical adventure without her. And now they're all in a lot of trouble.
Sex tag and Teen rating for some crude humor.
MLP: FiMSexFetishPornHumanMayor MareOther
At wits end with a growing town and endless responsibilities, Mayor Mare has lately gotten into undesirable alternatives as a means of relaxing. Not wanting to see her boss go down a spiral, her human assistant decides to provide a much better alternative… in the form of nimble fingers and a much needed release.
Kinks: Human Female on Mare, and Fingering
Preread and edited by: SolidFire, Shakespearicles, and Skeeter The Lurker
Cover art by: Shinodage
Request: 008
MLP: FiMSexNon-conFetishSlice of LifePornAnthroTrixieStarlight GlimmerSunburstOcellusYoung Six
Ocellus begins to get into the habit of disguising herself as inanimate objects in order to spy on her classmates and teachers. Things end up escalating far more quickly than she expected.
~ ANTHRO ~
All characters over 18 years old.
Contains: peeping, voyeurism, masturbation, panty-sniffing, shower sex, being disguised as a double-ended dildo, that dildo being used by ponies other than the ones Ocellus intended, dubious consent, oviposition, impregnation.
Cover image cropped from 2470802 by xbi.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanBig MacOC
Elizabeth doesn't know precisely how she wound up in Equestria. All she knows is that she's now living in what appears to be a real-life version of a cartoon she watched as a little kid. And she's the only human there.
She doesn't really mind, herself. She's made good friends here, and found surprisingly satisfying employment as a woodworker. Her libido is another matter, though.
After six months on a world totally devoid of human men she might share an evening with, she's desperate enough to try a stallion instead. Big Macintosh is a friend, after all, and seems to have the afternoon to himself...
(Oneshotober 2014—Contains HiE/FiE and human-pony relations.)
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySecond PersonHumanCelestiaLunaMain 6
It is a fact that horses have served mankind for thousands of years, in times of war and in times of peace. Your horse – a chestnut mare named Zayna – helps you to earn your primary source of income, in the form of a riding school.
But then, a freak occurrence dumps you both in a strange new land populated by talking ponies. At first, they are a bit hostile due to a misunderstanding — but that's nothing when you realise it's not just ponies who can talk here.
As it turns out, horses can as well.
AUTHOR'S NOTES
Featured on Equestria Daily, and now available in paperback!
This is NOT an Anonymous in Equestria story.
First two chapters edited by Shin Guyviroth.
Special thanks to Shachza and Alticron for their assistance.
Rated Teen for suggestive themes.
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedySlice of LifePornHumanAnonOcellus
After winding up in Equestria, Twilight gives Anon a job at the Friendship school. Sure, it might be as a custodian, but it's a great way for the man to acquaint himself with the various creatures of the world. Of all the students at the place, one really piques his interest; a little changeling named Ocellus. Although, sadly, the demure tiny bug-horse doesn't seem too fond of him. Most of the time, she'll sneak by without even saying hello. If there was only some way Anon could figure out why she keeps trying to avoid him...
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Interspecies, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Spankings, Pheromones (Lusty Musk), Lewd Antics, Creampies, Squirting, and Excessive Amounts of Jizz
EXTRA LEWD KINKS INCLUDE: A Suspicion of Pants and Clothing in General
This was a collab with my buddy Aer0 Zer0. He provided the art and idea, I produced the story. Hope y'all enjoy it!
MLP: FiMSexComedyPornPinkieMaud PieLimestone PieMarble PieCloudy
The Pie family sisters, all tender youths, grew up sharing a bedroom. The quartet of fillies got along with one another for years and, for a time, everything seemed fine. That was, until, three of the young mares began to fixate upon Limestone's rather unique appendage. Yes, the phrase, "One of these things is not like the other" would be appropriate whilst observing the four siblings and, unfortunately, Limestone was the target of her sisters' fascination...
Kinks include: Foalcon, Incest, Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Gangbang, Orgy, Spit Roasting, Musk, Squirting, Ahegao, Cum Inflation, Size Difference, and Copious Amounts of Jizz
MLP: FiMSexGoreRomanceAdventureAnthroHumanLunaLyraBon-BonOCMain 6
When a video game programmer mysteriously enters Equestria, it doesn't seem like anything out of the ordinary. But the answer to the appearance may just be the precursor to the biggest disaster to befall Equestria since Discord.
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MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanCadanceAnon
Hearts and Hooves Day. Anon wants a pizza; Cadance wants to find him a marefriend. Only one of them is going to get what they want today.
MLP: FiMGoreDarkSlice of LifeCrossoverHumanOtherMain 6
It had been nearly a year since you won that labor lottery. This job had quickly turned into the best thing that has ever happened to you and your family. From the Grestin checkpoint, you had seen it all; terrorist attacks, long-seperated lovers getting back together, people trying to smuggle drugs into the country...
None of that compares to the day a portal opens to an alternate dimension just outside the walls.
Which is bad, because inevitably that means more papers for you to check and double check.
But still, a job's a job. Might as well keep a straight face about it...
And remember:
Glory to Arstotzka.