MLP: FiMComedyTwilightStarlight Glimmer
When Twilight creates an amulet that bestows ultimate knowledge, she must face her greatest foe yet -- statistics!
My entry in the second Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Competition! Written in one hour and unedited. Based on the prompt: "Technically Not Terrible."
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeFluttershyOCDiscordMain 6CMCs
Fluttershy has always been a warm, motherly presence in her friends' lives, so filled with kindness, caring, and love. But when she is once again reminded of the one aspect of her life yet missing while on a train ride to Ponyville, the Bearer of Kindness will find herself confronting her Very Special Somepony... or Somedraconequus, with a very special request.
How will Equestria survive the results? And what will the in-laws think!?
Special Thanks to Toriandthehorse for being a great co-admin, a great editor and proofreader, and a great friend.
Featured: 12-20-2019!
(for 20 minutes!) 
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanOCBat Pony
Eric, easygoing local human, is winding down for the night when he receives an unexpected visitor.
He is a good host to them.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomMain 6Starlight Glimmer
Applejack and Fluttershy are going out on a date to celebrate the anniversary of them being a couple. This surprises Twilight Sparkle greatly. Not because she can't believe it's already been a year since such a clearly important event in the life of two of her best friends, but by the fact that she didn't even know they were dating to begin with. How could she have missed that? Surely her other friends will have the answer, right?
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityAdventureComedyPornTwilightCelestiaDiscordMain 6Anon
Having been rescued by Discord, whisked away to his chaotic lair, Anon finds herself at his mercy. To her shock, the insane demigod bestows upon her several artifacts of nigh incomprehensible might. When asked why, the hodgepodge creature confesses that he's a fan and that he'd like nothing more than to watch her adventures continue. Since the pint-sized mare has evoked the ire of three alicorns, he decides to give her something to level the field. Let's just hope it works...
Kinks Include: Female on Female, a Bit of Futa, Oral, a Preternatural Princess Penetrator, a Smidgen of Anal, Epic Conflict, Lewd Antics, Twists, Turns, and a Thrilling Climax!
Extra Lewd Kinks: Abuse of Cosmic Relics, Shameless Knockoffs, and Cliffhangers
Artwork by Dankflank
SPOILERISH NOTE: As addressed in the previous stories, she ain't really a filly. If you're asking "BUT HOW?!?" go read the other ones.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceAdventureComedyHumanTwilightTrixieStarlight GlimmerAnon
Starlight and Trixie are just bros, they swear! I mean, yeah, they cuddle sometimes, and last heat season, they both got a little desperate, but they're bros, honest.
They're also both incredibly sexually frustrated (who would've guessed?) and in search of a coltfriend to share.
Enter the creature. During a routine trip to Baltimare for one of Trixie's shows, the pair of obviously straight and marely mares stumble across a strange, bipedal creature that neither of them can fully explain. It resembles what Starlight remembers to be called a 'hoo-man', but they're supposed to be myth!
It's also... really well-muscled and tall, borderline predatory. Powerful, imposing, cute... picks up Equestrian remarkably quickly. Oh, and it seems to react strangely to magic.
Naturally, Starlight's first instinct is to bring the creature straight to Twilight in order to determine its origins and ensure it's not a threat. Just as naturally, Trixies' are to lewd the hoo-man and make him theirs before another mare snatches him away.
...friends can make compromises, right?
A Reversed Gender Roles Equestria story.
MLP: FiMSexProfanitySlice of LifePornHumanApplejackAnon
As she's just finishing up her apple harvesting in the West Orchard, Applejack finds herself interrupted by Anon. Having heard about his normal endeavors with Rarity, she's excited to really test out his prowess. Unfortunately, she may have gone a little overboard with pushing Anon's buttons.
Kinks: Interspecies (Human x Pony) | Large Endowment | Stomach Bulge |Anal | Rough Anger-Fucking | Cum Inflation |Creampie
Cover is a cropped image by Sundown (876347 on Derpi)
**11/23**
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyPornHumanPinkieLimestone PieMarble PieAnonCloudy
Anon had managed to bag four of the six mares that comprised the prestigious pantheon of momly MILFs.
Starting with Twilight Velvet, then following on to Windy Whistles, Mrs. Shy, and finally his wild tryst with Cookie Crumbles and Rarity... Anon was beginning to get a bit of confidence that he might be able to actually pull off the seemingly impossible feat.
Only two remained.
First on his list would be the legendary rock-farming matriarch herself, the only being on the planet capable of withstanding the full maddening force of Pinkie's Pie's insatiable energy... Cloudy Quartz.
He had made arrangments to travel with Pinkie on one of her visits back to her family farm, using the pretense of wanting to taste their local rock-based homebrew craft beer. But it wasn't long before the ridiculous human spotted his opportunity - most of the Pie family (everypony sans Pinkie and Maud) out in the rock field attempting to fix their windmill.
A perfect opportunity to strike...
Anon headed back to the manor, where Pinkie awaited with a mug of awful rock-beer and good cheer.
Surely this wouldn't be the end of his quest, his story, his attempt to bang the most fiercely strong-willed of the Mane Six Moms...
Would it?
Nope.
Warning, contains: Clean Analingus / Oral / Incest / Anal / Vaginal / Face-sitting / mother-daughter / Marble-Lime-Quartz sexy times
Based on the comic by shoutingisfun
Cover-art by the incredible Shinodage
Huge shout-out to B25 for his help editing as well.
MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceComedyPornHumanRarityAnon
Rarity, Ponyville's resident fashion entrepreneur extraordinaire, has really been enjoying the retirement of her parents, Cookie Crumbles and Hondo Flanks, who've recently moved to Ponyville.
Not only does this new proximity mean that her little sister spends more time wither her parents, giving Rarity plenty of evenings all to herself (perfect for entertaining young male suitors) at the Carousel Boutique... but she also gets to spend more time with her beloved friend and mother: Cookie!
The pair had always got along famously... a filly really couldn't ask for more from a mother... but now they could enjoy each other's company all the time - including during their newly scheduled regular aerobic workouts. After this particular session, Cookie confides in Rarity that there's trouble in retirement paradise: her sex life with Hondo is not all that she'd hoped it would be.
Rarity is a bit embarrassed at first, but flattered that her mother would see her as such a trusted confidant. The feeling is quickly replaced by frustration as Cookie wonders if the solution to her marital woes might be a session with that strange human all the other mother's have been raving about.
Of course, Anon shows up at exactly that moment.
After some Anon-ical antics, Rarity finds herself being begged by her mother to accompany her - to coach her... reassure her... she's not exactly at Rarity's level of sexual sophistication and would love to have her daughter there to support her.
Will Rarity be able to protect her mother from his lewd clutches? Will Anon be unable to bed his fourth Mane 6 Milf? Will Rarity be able to resist her mother's pleas? Will Rarity avoid being drawn into a sweaty, sexy, incestuous three-way with her mother!?
Nope.
My entry into the May incest contest.
Contains: MFF / FF / Incest / Oral / Hoofjobs / A MILF getting absolutely rekt
With big thanks to Freglz and B for their editing... and Shino for the cover art!
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyPornHumanFluttershyOtherAnon
Anon has been pestered by Twilight to get a real job or move out of her castle. Wanting to find a middle-ground (and still be a complete deadbeat), he instead put up advertisements saying that he would help around town with odd jobs. It's been modestly profitable, and sporadic enough that he can still be the lazy troll that he is.
This time though, he's been summoned out to Fluttershy's cottage to do some handiwork, instead of his nemesis being there, it's her mother, Mrs. Shy! She treats Anon to some friendly conversation and comfort, as well as cookies before taking him to the depths of the cottage for the reason that she's hired him: To make a cuckold human-pony sex tape while her husband watches them.
Basically, Anon continues to fall into MILF heaven.
Also has a choose your own ending feature!
A quick clop story.
Warning! Contains: M/F, human on pony, Cuckolding, Blowjobs, PIV Sex, Anal, Mindbreak
Featured from: 31/05/18 - 03/06/18
MLP: FiMSexHumanRainbow DashAnon
Rainbow Dash made Anon promise not to hit on her Mom Windy Whistles during their visit to Cloudsdale. Unfortunately, Anon can't help himself and ends up banging RD's spectacularly hot mom.
Made as a short comment-fic to accompany a picture
by ShoutingisFun.
MLP: FiMAdventureComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanSpikeDoctor WhoovesOtherMain 6Starlight Glimmer
If you were thrown into a world of technicolor ponies, what would you do? For the lone human Anonymous, he'll discover the insane and wacky world of Equestria after being whisked away from Earth via portal. With a few interesting side effects, Anon will go on a quest to remember his past while also learning about friendship...and all that fruity stuff.
"Mysterious alien-like being to ponykind equals riveting tale."
~The Gracious Articuno
"Watch how he dominates animals with this one weird trick!"
~Milos
"Kind of slice of life. I can just keep reading."
~spiketen
And before you BLINDLY hit the
MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornHumanRarityAnon
Busy working on an order for a customer, Rarity finds herself interrupted by the local human, Anon. Accustomed to his normal antics, Rarity isn't too worried. Unfortunately, Rarity wasn't completely prepared for what Anon had in store for her.
Kinks: Interspecies (Human x Pony [Eww Gross xD]) | Large Endowment | Blowjob | Messy and Forceful Face Fuck | Mild Stomach Bloat | Throatpie |Filling up the Sinuses
Cover Art is a cropped Piece by 'Alcor' (1655838 on Derpi [Content Warning:] The full image has polarizing content.)
The story idea is 'inspired' by a piece created by 'Sundown'. (775688 on Derpi to be exact.)
**6/6**
MLP: FiMSexProfanityAdventureComedyDramaHumanChrysalisChangelingsAnon
Anon had been in Equestria for about two months, before he was ripped away from everything he loved and held dear...
That being his sweet king sized bed and all his stuffed animals, in the middle of the night. By some weird bug ponies no less.
He was having such sweet dreams...
(Author’s note: sex tag is used because of suggestive themes. Also, I haven’t written anything in two years, go easy on me, yuh?)
MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedyHumanGildaAnon
Anon is a macho manly man. He’s tough and resilient, coarse and rough. He takes no crap from anything or anyone. He is a strong independent green bean. He slays poon like no tomorrow.
He also has a griffin girlfriend. He likes it when she gives him cuddles.
MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanApplejackAnon
Anon is adamant that bananas are the best fruit in the universe. Applejack disagrees, for obvious reasons.
Fistfights ensue.
This happens more often than you'd think. It's all in good fun though.
MLP: FiMRomanceAdventureComedySecond PersonHumanOCOtherMain 6Starlight GlimmerAnon
It's been several months since the human, Anonymous, has taken permanent residence in Equestria with the bestest friends he could've asked for.
But life in this world is anything BUT normal. Having to deal with dogs, dance-offs and unfamiliar lands, Anon'll have to face the biggest threat of his life:
his EMOTIONS!!!
It's more serious than it all sounds...
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanLunaNightmare MoonMain 6Anon
An accidental magnum opus. With 1000 likes.
What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Now with an equally shitty sequel, er...
... make that two shitty sequels!
Thanks for letting this get featured one last last time, you fucks 
4/06/2019 Jesus, guys, I just wanna sleep 11/27/2019
. . . . .
You're Anon, the sole human of Equestria. You've been living there for, er... you can't really recall. A year, two maybe? Anyway, every year, from what you've gathered, there is one day. One goddamn day that really pisses you off. The 'Summer Sun Celebration' comes around every (your time) August 16th, and it is literally the longest day of the year.
You would have no problems with this—if only it didn't start at four in the fucking morning.
This year just seems to be extra against you; an evil deity that's been banished to the moon for a thousand-so years decides to come back, and boy is she a bitch.
Try sleeping through that, asshole.
. . . . .
Proofreaders/Editors:
Level Dasher - Proofreader/Editor - Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 7, 8
Muffinlover - Proofreader - Chapters: 2
As I've explained to LD, the rating bump from Teen to Mature wasn't exactly my call. A staff member kindly notified me of the rules regarding swearing in the long description of a Teen rated fic. There is no sex, no gore, just pure stupidity without the restraints of a T holding it back.
Enjoy!
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonAnon
This childish world stands no chance against your might, and your prowess of washing dishes. This is your journey to become the best dishwasher in all of pony land! Make friends, give talks on the birds and the bees, and become one with the art of underwater ceramics!
Who knows, one day, you might even do something that'll change the world!
As a wise man once said...
"The dishes beckon, and I am their reckoning."
Inspired from the kinderpony threads on /mlp/.
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomHumanTwilightCelestiaOther
Two months ago, Anon was sent to Ponyville on Celestia's behest. Now, after not hearing from him, Celestia goes to investigate (a bit belated, sure, but without that plot point the whole story falls apart so whatever). She doesn't like what she finds. Neither will you.
Not a clopfic despite the sex tag, but there is a ton of filthy language and imagery here written by a filthier mind. You've been warned.
