One thing ponies lack in Equestria is Taco Bells. With enough hard work from enough ponies, that can change.
Negotiations and raising capital are one way to get an official franchise. Alternately, there’s the Glen Bell method: learn how it’s done, then copy it. Get ponies into every level of production, from the tomato fields to the restaurants, find out who supplies the machines and buy their own.
Is it ethical? That’s a grey area, but it might be the only chance to save 7-Layer Burritos.
Random male appears in a land far outside the equestrian borders. How will he survive and what will he do? Chaos and fun awaits.
Taking a walk through the park might not be the best of ideas after staying awake 24 hours without any kind of caffeine, but never in a millennium would I have imagined waking up in the desert of some foreign planet.
Well, let us make the best of it by conquering the world!
Black Magic. Restricted, forbidden, and suppressed so harshly that it’s only known in fables. But sometimes it’s the only way to defend against the monsters that plague Equestria. That's our job. I just hope a Starcloak can have a normal life too
Black Magic. It’s been suppressed for so long that it’s only spoken of in foals tales. It’s forbidden, and for good reason. And sometimes… sometimes it’s the only way to defend against the things that threaten Equestria and my friends.
Thankfully, I’m not alone in this. I’m but one of many, one of the Starcloaks, those who bear the burden of the forbidden arts in service to Equestria. But we must find balance, else the very forces that we would use to protect Equestria tear us apart.
Reading the first story is not required in any way. It'll add to the experience, but if I've done my job, this story should stand on its own.
What is it like to be a Gary-Stu? And what happens if you were one for years, only to change into a normal pony? How would those who once mindlessly "loved" you react?
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Help me, please.
I was once human. Now, somehow, someway, I'm a fucking black and red Alicorn in Ponyville. I know I'm panicky, an admitted asshole, and mildly anti-social but… this is wrong.
It started with parties and offers to be in my 'herd'... but every week I have to deal with horrible monsters that only I can defeat and if I'm not careful, I'll be molested or even raped.
Ponies are mindlessly and almost slavishly in love with me despite how I treat them, despite the devastation my presence seems to bring.
Someone, anyone, please help me. My life is a living hell.
I’m a Gary-Stu.
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If you downvote, please do tell me why! I can't fix problems I don't know about!
Credit for the cover art goes to Goldie, the source for the art links to a bloodied version of this pic that she did!
With a TVTropes page! Something that eternally makes me squee!
Following her tragic death by yet another villain of the week, Twilight Sparkle finds herself facing something all alicorns eventually uncover. The continue screen.
Following her tragic death by yet another villain of the week, Twilight Sparkle finds herself facing something all alicorns eventually uncover.
Spike has been hung up on Fluttershy for a long time, but he's worried that if he gives in to his lust he'll only hurt her. Maybe the sexy, fluffy pegasus isn't as timid as he thought?
Long after MLP faded into obscurity, Ron and the other volunteers slaved away to build a game populated by the characters he loved. He never expected they might wake up. He was wrong.
Ronald Lee is the systems administrator for one of the largest fan-made online games in the world. Though nothing new has been produced for MLP for decades now, fans old and young continue to flock to the online version of Equestria they're building together.
Of course he knew that the programs they wrote would grow more intelligent over time. With cheaper hardware and better AI, this was always expected, and a user experience allowing for content similar to the show to be produced in real time for every user was always tantalizingly close.
Then Starlight Glimmer started talking to him.
This story is a prequel to Synthesis, and doesn't require knowledge of that story. You may want to check it out when you're done here, however.
This story was commissioned by Two Bit, who also helped edit because he is an absolute mad lad. Sparktail helped too.
Commander Shepard crash lands The Normandy on a strange planet filled with weird, talking horses. Of course, he's renegade as shrek, so he could care less.
Disclaimer: If you don't like bad jokes you're gonna hate this.
Commander Bob Shepard is your average zombie space marine, he likes long walks on the beach, crushing the enemy, and destroying things for no reason, but what happens when he goes too far?
It'll be obvious by the end of paragraph two, but I was high when I played Mass Effect.
When Phantom the griffon is caught self-fellating in the Canterlot royal castle, he's got two options: Either let the guard go and tell, or find a way to occupy his stiff cock.
The dread Coronavirus has emerged in Equestria. Meanwhile, Corona Sheen’s life has been rather miserable of late.
Disclaimer: This story is a comedy. Ms. Sheen’s life is not yours. Don’t take it too seriously. However, the real Coronavirus is a serious matter. Please follow the instructions of your leaders and healthcare professionals. And when in doubt, statistics don’t lie.
A man, intelligent, articulate, cunning and above all...human.
What is it to be human? What is human? Hominid, Homo sapiens sapien or roughly translated as the wise man. The last surviving variation of the genus homo. A species capable of feats both great and terrible. Destruction with a love for creativity. A kind with a fear of the unknown and an all-consuming curiosity. Our species down to its very core is and always will be the epitome of tenacity and adaptation. It is because of this as well as an instinctual compulsion to dominate and manipulate the world in which we reside, I say let this new world know what a human truly is.
The Anomaly was a star in the Equestrian night sky that was unlike all the others in the heavens. Advances in science and magic had only deepened the mystery. Finally it was decided to send a starship to learn what they could. This is their story.
Advances in science and magic had detected the Anomaly – a star in the heavens that was unlike all the others in the night sky. Intense research had only served to deepen the mystery. Although Equus had a vibrant space program, going forty-two light years to investigate had been considered impossible until now. The Cosmic Lotus program was born, and over a hundred crew-members of multiple species were sent into the void to discover the unknown. After a journey of years, what they would find would both amaze and terrify them.
After a performance at the Summer Sun Celebrattion, what better way to relax than with your favorite little filly?
Rainbow Blitz couldn't be happier than to have Scootaloo as his flight apprentice. They get to spend more time together, he gets someone to carry his luggage, and she gets to gain the skills necessary to be a Wonderbolt. Nope, life couldn't be better between the two.
When Jet Stream puts his and Apogee's special Tuesday nights on hold three weeks in a row, the frustrated teen decides to turn to her mother Delta Vee for help. When things don't work out like she imagined she finds herself having to improvise.
Several weeks have passed since Jet and Apogee began exploring the bond forming between them, culminating in their special Tuesday nights together. When Jet begins to prioritize his work over spending time with her, she finds her sexual frustration and disappointment mounting to unbearable levels.
As tensions finally come to a head, Apogee brings herself to seek help from a rather unlikely source: her mother Delta Vee.
Will Apogee be able to find the solace and comfort she needs, or will the frequently ill-tempered Delta simply add to her frustrations even further?
Plaid Stripes' friendship with Gabby is strong and true, but recently the griffon has started to exhibit some rather strange behaviour. Behaviour like leaving gifts on Plaid's doorstep in the middle of the night. Gifts such as a box of dead fish.
Plaid Stripes is loving her sort-of apprenticeship at Carousel Boutique. Sure, Rarity might not have the taste and vision to appreciate her cutting-edge ideas, but it's still giving her a great opportunity to learn how to run a business. Plus, she's discovered an amazing new friend in Gabby the griffon, who is also helping out at the boutique so that she can better advise a friend back home on working in the fashion industry. And seriously, Gabby is great. She's encouraging, supportive and always there to pick Plaid off the ground when an idea hasn't exactly worked out. Which isn't that often, regardless of what Rarity says.
The only thing that's a little... weird about Gabby is her recent habit of leaving strange presents outside Plaid's door at night. Plaid appreciates the ideas and input with her designs, but what is she supposed to do with a box of dead fish and Gabby's prized clarinet?
A story about crushes: In particular, strange griffon ones.
Rainbow falls into the clutches of a surprisingly intimate tentacle monster.
The Tentalicus Hentailidae, also known as the Greater Cave Tentacula, is a reclusive and mysterious beast that reproduces by breeding with other species - specifically, ponies. Though few have ever encountered one, rumors hold that their method of mating is more passionate and personal then anything else in the world.
Twilight and Rainbow get to find out for themselves when they wander into a Tentacula's territory, while on a journey into the Everfree forest to see strange and exciting creatures... while in heat. Well, they'll get what they wanted...
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Contains: Tentacles, tentacle bondage, seduction via pleasure and aphrodisiacs, threesome, multiple penetration, endosoma (nonfatal vore), estrus, impregnation, feeding via tentacle, temporary mind-linking/merging, abstract philosophical concepts, Lovecraftian Erotica, and the most hardcore consentacles you will ever see - or at least that's what I'm going for.
Inspired by the art of Phantim on Derpibooru. Browsing through the "Tentalicus Hentailidae" tag on Derpibooru, I was taken - smitten you could say - by Phantim's descriptions of the Greater Cave Tentacula and how it breeds its mates. I was inspired to write a fic - and Phantim approved of the idea and even made a cover pic for me! Anyway, you may find out more about the Tentalicus Hentailidae on Derpibooru, although bear in mind Phantim prefers to work with anthros, whereas I went with standard pony form for this fic. I've also taken a few liberties here and there, since I need to overthink everything I do. Even porn.
The first chapter is standalone. I marked it as incomplete because I really liked working on this, and there is material for a continuation.
Anon couldn't be happier; not only has he continued to enjoy his time with Princess Celestia, but the titanic alicorn actually asked him out on a date! Flustered, trying not to get too anxious about the event, he does his best to get ready for the occasion. Thankfully, as he quickly discovers, she's got their entire evening planned out...
Kinks Include: An Amazoness Sized Alicorn, Male on Futa, Futa on Male, Oral, Anal, Cock Worship, Musk Stealth Sex, Size Difference, Absurdly Large Insertions, Crossdressing, Slight Emasculation, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), an Absurd Foal-Batter Injection...
Artwork by Sanyo2100 (full pic on Derpi)
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Fusion spells aren't complicated, but the temporary ponies they yield are. Speed Reader isn't thrilled to be made of the two most high strung ponies in Equestria, but surely she can keep her selves together for a measly half hour, right?
Speed Reader may only be a temporary product of a fusion spell brewed by Dash and Twilight, but she's still got the Wonderbolt Barracks to herself for a whole half hour before she splits again. Just long enough to tangle with someone whom her halves would most certainly kick to the curb if either of them were in control.
But they're not in control. Speed Reader is. She can read ponies like books, and Lightning Dust is after something in the Wonderbolt Barracks archives. Something important.
This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots that I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.
