Keeping a newborn's uncontrolled magic from wrecking the house during a foalsitting evening requires an experienced professional! -- or a teenager who hasn't figured out what the job actually requires. (The teenager is initially cheaper.)
Surges. Just about every newborn foal goes through them: episodes where their magic is randomly finding its way into the world, effects appearing with no understanding or control. Sires and dams whose foal matches their own race can usually counter enough to keep the nursery in one piece. But if you're, just for example, the proud (and rather desperate) unicorn first-time parents of a pegasus foal and you really need a night out of the house -- preferably one where the house is still intact when you get back -- you call on the Surge Protectors! for assistance.
It's assumed that if you were second-time parents, you would have done something intelligent.
Welcome to Simoon Duster's first night on the job. It's probably going to be her last.
(A stand-alone, no-prior-reading necessary part of the Triptych Continuum, which has its own TVTropes page and FIMFiction group. New members and trope edits welcome.)
Twilight's Swap-Half-a-Body spell is put to some more interesting new uses.
Twilight's Swap-Half-a-Body spell is put to some more interesting new uses: It can give two lesbian lovers something new to play with. It can let the two of them feel what the other feels like. It can even help a scorned Princess of Love release her frustrations on the lot of them! And, of course, everypony will have lots of fun along the way.
Updates will be daily. Reading Wanna Trade? is not required. Contains: Half & Half bodyswaps, threesomes, voyeurism, revenge sex.
Celestia asks me to help restore trade relations with the changelings. It goes a lot better than I anticipated.
Six months have passed since Cadence and Twilight's brother had a weird, fucked up disaster of a wedding. The creature responsible known as Queen Chrysalis has since then cooled relations with Equestria.
However, she has requested Me as ambassador to the ponies. Strange, considering I'm not even a lawful citizen of Equestria yet, much less a pony.
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Ayy, it got featured 18/10/19 thanks for that. And that hot symbol too.
Cover art was part of a collab between Toanderic and Php72.
Sugar Stix is a nice girl and all, but you're pretty sure she tastes even better.
You're fed up with life in Ponyville. You were hoping that this place would eventually grow on you, but it's only gotten worse and worse since you've lived here. At this point, the only thing you care about is finding a way back home. You just need to get some chocolate first. Not like that'll change your life forever, right?
Can someone please make Sugar Stix a searchable character?
Featured on May 24th, 2020. Thank you all for your support!
Sweetie knows she's being naughty. She knows it isn't done. And yet it feels so good. . .
Sweetie Belle - darling, innocent Sweetie Belle - has a secret. She knows she's being naughty. She knows Rarity wouldn't approve. And yet it feels so good. . .
Contains foalcon, clopping, autocunnilingus, female orgasm, squirting, and a cute filly having the best ten minutes ever.
Rarity helps her sister out during her first breeding season and gets quite something back from it.
Rarity is interrupted from her work by a very noisily moaning Sweetie Belle who should be sleeping. Rarity knows that her sister is a rare kind of filly, and estrus would be especially brutal for her.
Rarity soon discovers her sister's condition after checking on her, finding that Sweetie is in her first estrus, and that her special biology is making her miserable. With Rarity being the Element of Generosity and also in her own estrus, she gives her little sister the only gift she can at that time. Herself.
In the process, Sweetie also gives her sister a rather unexpected gift too.
Contains: Masturbation (penile and vaginal) by a herm/futa, consensual incestuous sex between a futanari foal (filly with colt parts) and her regular, adult mare sister AKA foalcon, a mare and a filly in heat, pheromones/scents, painless loss of virginity (filly), use of a sex toy (vaginal), excessive cum (in proportion), internal cumshot, post-sex cunnilingus, including eating one's own cum, and inbreeding/impregnation. Pretty tame, considering. Also, all acts performed are totally voluntary by both parties and the age is left ambiguous intentionally. Do as you will with that fact.
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Credits:
Written by me, LegionofPony.
Coverart is a snipped and combined version of elements from images #1758119 and #1758119 (both NSFW) by 'alcor' on Derpibooru.
This story is also heavily inspired by image #1613305 (NSFW) by 'wyntermoon' on Derpibooru, but with a character obviously changed.
There wasn't a better private investigator in Chicago, not before Dakota's near-fatal car accident. But thanks to a new class of medical implant she's been brought back, to investigate one of the oldest mysteries of earth and Equestria alike.
Equestria was just a game, one of an endless number of semi-illicit online games created to take advantage of the ubiquity of cheap augmented reality hardware. But that changed, when for no reason anyone knows, the virtual population of Equestria woke up.
Two decades have gone by since then, and the world has been transformed. The former game network has grown to encompass the backbone of trade, infrastructure, and research the western world over. Its vast computational resources have given rise to an infinitely subdivided world of overlays and sublayers, coterminous with the various cities and towns within Equestria. Every person in the modern world is assigned a Synth, a pony personal assistant that adapts to their needs and helps them access those parts of the world governed by Equestria's systems.
It is a world Dakota barely remembers, thanks to an automobile accident that turned most of her body to mush. But thanks to the medical miracles created by joint equestrian-human research, her life is saved by a remarkably new series of implants.
But Dakota isn't content to sit around while her body slowly knits itself together. There are unanswered questions to answer, questions that will ultimately lead her to the oldest mystery of both worlds.
It is Equestrian tradition that, when a pony is a certain age, they are given a timer that counts down the days until they meet their soulmate. Rarity was very excited the day she got hers. She just hadn't expected it would be counting up.
It is Equestrian tradition that, when a pony comes of a certain age, they are given a magic timer that counts down the days until they're destined to meet their soulmate. Rarity was very excited the day she got hers.
She just hadn't expected it would be counting up.
Short ficlet based on a prompt I got on my Tumblr blog. Original prompt was to write a drabble set in a universe where "timers are set on the wrist of every person once they are a certain age, slowly counting down until the day they meet their soulmate".
You shouldn't fuck your super-sexy sister. Unless she wants you to fuck her. You still probably shouldn't, but we're here for a good time, not for a long time.
Incest is bad.
It's amoral, it leads to birth defects if there's pregnancy involved, and it's frowned on by so many people.
But... she is stupidly fucking hot.
And... she promised she wouldn't tell anyone else.
One time isn't gonna hurt...
Right?
Cover art is done by Php141 on Derpibooru
Kinks: R63, incest, Amazoness, femboy, foreplay, oral, ass-worship, analingus, excessive cum, cum inflation, enormous male endowments.
Song and magic are two parts of the same whole in Equestria. When Rose saw Anon, it was love at first sight, and as if to shake any doubt, she heard their song. It was the happiest moment of her life. Until she realized he couldn't hear it.
Song and magic are two parts of the same whole in Equestria. When Rose saw Anon, it was love at first sight, and as if to shake any doubt, she heard their song, the one they're meant to sing together. It was the happiest moment of her life.
A U.S. fighter pilot on a routine recon mission is sucked into the world of Equestria. Although he may not know it, he was brought here for a purpose. The very fate of this world may rest in his hands.
Lieutenant Rodger T. Laurence, a pilot in the United States Navy, had just taken off from the USS Wasp on a routine recon mission. Mid-flight, Rodger experienced an event that he could never have imagined. Miraculously, the stunned pilot finds himself in foreign skies with no way of contacting home, and is greeted by an unexpected inhabitant of this strange new land.
The journey of one changeling after he is left for dead, saved by Twilight, and is taught how to live again by the ponies around him.
Shade was nearly dead when he was discovered by his former pony enemies. Now he will begin a journey that will teach him what it means to live, laugh, and love as only a pony can. And he’ll make plenty of friends along the way.
A full rewrite is underway as well. You can check out Learning To Live Again and see Shade’s story play out differently.
Follow the journey of a young cynical man as his world is turned upside down. Without anywhere to turn, can he learn to set aside his preconceptions and learn to accept friendship for what it truly is?
THIS STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN. THEREFORE IT IS NOT COMPLETE.
My name is Seth Rogers. I'm a simple college student trying to get a degree so I can land a good job. However all of that goes out the metaphorical door when I encounter a strange man adorned in half-plate armor. Before I know it, I'm in an unknown land filled with ridiculous looking ponies colored every shade of the rainbow. Or all of them, in one case. ... I want them to stay as far away from me as physically possible.
This is a Human in Equestria story with shounen elements. The twist is this: the main character, a bitter and troubled young man who doesn't believe in kindness or friendship, experiences the very same lessons that we have in the process of watching this incredible show. Can the ponies we all know and love help Seth become a better person?
Another thing that I must point out is that the show does not exist in the human world. Stay tuned, as character development is the goal of the whole story.
Book I: The New World: Chapters 1-7 Book II: The Meaning of Friendship: Chapters 8-19 Book III: To Canterlot: Chapters 20-33 Book IV: The Royal Wedding: Chapters 34-57 Book V: Forgotten Memories: Chapters 58-86 Book VI: The Return of the Crystal Empire: Chapters 87-End
Cover Art by https://chapaevv.deviantart.com/ Illustrations by icecapers Edited by Castwing, Schadenponi, Brave-Hooves, Insidiaphilia, scaredofbs, ScootalooFTW, and Vayne Hellslinger
A young man forced into extraordinary circumstances after an experiment gone wrong has to deal with starting a new life in a strange world plagued with talking ponies. All while forced into the body of a young foal.
Artemio Baldarich has always led a successful and entrepreneurial lifestyle. At the young age of 23 he seems to have the rest of his life planned out with his role as a computer scientist for a defense contractor in southern California.
Arty’s plans however encounter a major roadblock when a test on a missile defense system leads to him being mysteriously transported to a foreign world beyond anything he ever thought was possible.
Not only is he very disoriented, but he must also deal with the fact that all the creatures around him seem to think that he is a young child based on the body that he now inhabits. Hopefully he will be able to find a way to use his knowledge of his world to build a new life for himself and find a way home.
Edit 6/8/2017: Story was featured apparently. Never thought this would happen, especially so soon, but it’s pretty cool that it did. I’m a novice to writing and I truly hope that I can improve my writing style as I contribute more to this story. Thank you to everyone who has left feedback for me, it is much appreciated.
Edit 6/14/2017: We have an editor now! Feel free to check them out: Doctor Disco.
Edit 7/07/2017: Taming Equestria now has official cover art done by the talented Mix-up! Check out his work on Deviant Art here.
