Your binge-watch of FIM episodes just turned into Take-Home-A-Celestia Day. What's a lucky guy to do but screw?
So you've got an hour to kill before work. Of course you elect to shoot the breeze on this sunny day by watching some episodes of Friendship is Magic that prominently feature the Princess of The Sun. So much so that you notice Celestia's sticking on the screen even after the fade to black. And that she's looking to get out of this TV and onto your stiff dick. Why, who are you do keep a Princess from what she craves?
Pic credit goes to Dragk. Commission credit for this fic goes to CrypticMetaphor.
Also, happy belated 10th anniversary, Friendship is Magic!
WARNING: ♫ Celestia you're so damn sweet though ♫ I wanna know if you've a shining for my meat though ♫ In terms of packages you're so complete though ♫ And when we climax I press repeat though ♫
*For posterity's sake, let it be known that when My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ended it's initial run on October 12, 2019, this story was #2 in the Featured Box.*
While randomly scouring the airwaves with her two-way radio, Vinyl stumbles upon a desperate voice with a wild story. Can words save a life? Can they give hope, and is that hope even worth it?
One lonely night, Vinyl decides to use her old two-way radio to relieve the tedium. In doing so, she stumbles upon the voice of 'Adi,' who has a story so crazy Vinyl isn't willing to believe it.
But Adi is desperate, so desperate that Vinyl knows something really is wrong. Can her words help Adi overcome whatever is really happening? Even if she can instill hope in this stranger, is hope worth anything against seemingly insurmountable odds?
All Vinyl can do is sit before her radio and talk. Perhaps it will be enough.
Apogee has been begging for a deluxe makeup kit for some time, but she needed to get a high score on her exam for her dad to buy her one. Now that she has it, what plans are brewing in the precocious filly's mind?
Apogee overheard the class snob and head cheerleader, Tess, going on and on with her gaggle of popular fillies about the latest in high-end makeup kits... and the naughty things that a mare could do with her client while wearing them.
That got Apogee's naughty mental gears whirring!
But she can't afford getting the top-end Coco Pommel line kit that she wants! She turns to her darling dad, who makes it clear that if she wants her prize she'll need to ace her next test to earn it.
Setting her mind to it, Apogee manages to pull it off, and is pleasantly surprised by her father coming to her school to congratulate her and reward her with the prize she so rightly earned.
But will Apogee be able to wait until she's safely home to spring her sexy plan on her father?
Patience was never one of her virtues.
Warning! Contains: Ambiguous age (teenage) / incest / hot hot hot sex
Art by Shino. This fic a gift to Plot.
All characters in my fics live in Equestria, which rests at the bottom of a gravity well, making all characters 10,000,000 years old in earth years.
Twilight visits me twice a month. I wish she’d stop.
A cartoon pony named Twilight Sparkle visits me every other Friday night. Normally she just raids my fridge, questions my life choices, and forces me to watch her show. Tonight something is different. Has she always had wings?
Fair warning: Twilight’s views on her own fandom's creations aren’t exactly positive.
Twilight still visits me twice a month. It’s okay, I guess.
A cartoon pony named Twilight Sparkle visits me every other Friday night. We talk more than we used to, but she still makes me watch that show of hers. Isn’t anything ever going to change?
Note: that Romance tag doesn't equate to mushy stuff, and it's not the reason for the Teen rating. This is much closer to Everyone than Mature. Cover art generously provided once again by statoose Big, heartfelt thanks to Skeeter The Lurker for helping me deal with reader reactions, and to Craine for proofreading the new final chapter.
An AC-130 traveling through the Bermuda Triangle is transported to Equestria. How will the inhabitants of this world view this strange metal contraption. More importantly the occupants within.
A United States Air Force AC-130 is transported to Equestria while in transit through the Bermuda Triangle. Insanity aside, this motley crew of aviators must juggle their duties while treading the uncertain waters of diplomacy.
Disclaimer: I've decided to write this in an attempt to get a more realistic view of what military in Equestria would act like, rather then the dark brooding kill happy stuff I've read. So with that being said, these guys will act more like diplomats. So there won't be much gore, and they certainly won't be going on a killing spree. (Obviously, as fiction the term realistic is applied loosely. My main goal is a realistic characterization of one specific community within the military. Just keep an open mind about how sub-cultures can exist within an entity as large as the U.S. military and you'll be fine.) Also rated teen for obvious reasons, morbid humor, light swearing, and background stories.
Jacob was just an ordinary student the year the whole world changed. It started with the powers, powers that seemed to be spreading. Can he get to the bottom of this mystery and take back his life before there's nothing left to save?
A few months have gone by since the last season of MLP, and it seemed as though the fandom would slip quietly into obscurity. But strange things are happening, things nobody can explain. People who have never seen the show report sightings of strange monsters wandering at night. Bronies develop strange powers, and sometimes they disappear. Strangest of all are the blurry images of familiar characters, all seeming convinced of terrible danger just around the corner.
Jacob never imagined his life would be anything but ordinary. He’d finish his degree, make a living, maybe have a few kids. Until he almost got eaten on his way home from school and found himself thrust headlong into danger he could barely understand. Jacob (and his humanity) may not survive it.
Humanity is rather taken aback when Earth is visited by friendly and overly affectionate nanomachine robot ponies, that wish to have sex with humans. Will humanity be able to resist them or will all of humanity bow before their sexyness?
Humanity is rather taken aback when Earth is visited by friendly and overly affectionate nanomachine robot ponies, that wish to have sex with humans.
Will humanity be able to resist them or will all of humanity bow before their sexyness?
"I am Friendmaker!" -- Twilight is concerned she may one day go insanely evil, as with Nightmare Moon or Daybreaker. Knowing Twilight, you think she's just going to wait for it?
"I am Friendmaker!"
Twilight Sparkle is concerned that she may one day go insanely evil, as with Nightmare Moon or Daybreaker. So, knowing Twilight, do you really think for one moment she's just going to wait for it to happen?
Includes the charter members of the Reformed Villains Society, plus Celestia and Luna, and a brief magic-journal cameo from Sunset Shimmer.
Featured from 9/11-9/16, 2018... wow! Thanks, everypony! It wouldn't have happened without all of you! By way of a thank you, I've uploaded a higher-res version of the cover art for those who asked for it. Enjoy!
Sandbar has to take care of his friends when all of them enter molt or shed at the same time.
It's springtime in the School of Friendship and a certain squad of star students are feeling its effects.
Ocellus and Smolder are shedding their skins, Gallus and Silverstream are losing their feathers, and Yona's coat is dropping in giant piles of fur that look like the dead bodies of stray cats.
Everycreature's feeling terrible.
...It's probably a good thing that Sandbar decided on a cute nurse costume for his most recent sewing project.
Ocellus and her friends only planned to sail to Manehattan for their final project. They never imagined a storm could take them... a little further than that.
Every student of the School of Friendship had to complete a capstone project before graduating. While the other students wrote songs, baked cakes, and other ordinary things, Ocellus and her friends decided to make their last project together count--they built a ship, and planned to sail it north all the way up the coast to Manehattan. But none of them were terribly good sailors, and they never could've imagined what found them on the water...
Now they've been washed ashore in a strange land, surrounded by creatures they never imagined in their wildest dreams. To survive long enough to make their way home, they might just have to make some new friends.
Writen as a Patreon reward for Vilken666. Editing by the usual starpub crew, Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.
During her brother's surprise wedding, Twilight meets a demon from her past that overturns the lives of everypony around her, and threatens to tear apart their friendships. Meanwhile, Twilight's enemies, old and new, close in as her spirit fails.
Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle. My brothers are Shining Armor, captain of the Royal Guard, and a dragon named Spike that I hatched when I was little. I have five friends that help me wield the Elements of Harmony, artifacts that protect Equestria from evil. I have a few other friends that are less important, but still great ponies nonetheless.
One catch, though. I am also a changeling Queen, and the friends and family I just mentioned are all my subjects, and children as well. They don't even know it, but everything's working out alright, so no reason to tell them! After all, it's not like a giant wave of love energy could suddenly reveal all the changelings in Canterlot, right? Right?
Part 1, Revelation: Twilight Sparkle meets an old enemy that reveals a secret she's kept since she was named.
Part 2, Recollection: The Elements of Harmony try to get to the truth of the matter, changeling Queens begin their game of chess, Queen Citlali takes her Hive and runs from Canterlot.
Part 3, Reformation: Queen Citlali begins to grow her hive, Whitetail Hive takes some time to get used to the news, Princess Cadance dreams of a dark creature.
May 11-15, 2017: Featured for the maximum time... whoa.
When young teen inventor Micro Chip is trying to create a realistic gaming experience, he gets a bit more than he bargained for when he developed an ability known as the Gamer. Now his life is a game and the world is lot stranger than he thought
Micro Chip, an inventor of 15 years old, is trying to create a new and more realistic gaming experience. The device he is working on malfunctions though and he finds himself with a strange ability known simply as the Gamer. Stats, quests, dungeons, equipment, you name it.
This ability might’ve come at the perfect time however as strange things begin happening in town, and Micro will need all the help he can possibly get to develop his Skills if he wants to hold his own against dragons, vampires, and his own teenage boy desires.
...ok that last one might actually be more of a challenge with the Game
Inspired by the Gamer Manhwa (Basically Korean manga)
Discord decides to make his friends more... chaotic.
Discord grows tired of Twilight and friends not getting that chaos magic is unlike theirs. So he then decides 'What if they were to see it for themselves'... And that was how Equestria was unmade.
[This story was a long work in process and I'm hyped to show it, this story would have been pretty subpar were not for my editor George. I owe the awesomeness of this story to his skills.]
Shortly after being defeated in the Canterlot invasion, Chrysalis decides to use her most powerful weapon against the ponies; bureaucracy.
Chrysalis was blasted from Canterlot by Shining’s and Cadance’s love for each other, but she hasn’t lost yet, she still has a secret weapon against them.
A weapon that only an ancient love-sucking being with a keen mind and an army of spies can wield; a deep understanding of the pony’s laws.
So, she arms herself with a business suit, glasses, and a briefcase full of documents, and marches on towards Canterlot.
Ryan Curtis; Hard worker, loyal friend, cynical asshole. Come and join him on his adventures to make a new life in Equestria!
The princesses have made the mistake of summoning a creature to Equestria. His species was that of Legend, an old ponies tale. Ryan Curtis was a human. Wanting to help him anyway they could, the royal sisters were willing to give him whatever he wanted so he could live comfortably. His response; Raising his middle finger to the two of them and walking away with no more then three words uttered during his departure. "Go Fuck Yourself!"
Another branch off of the original Perfect Mate, only with a lot less romance and whole lot more bullshittery!
Much has been said considering those who emigrate to Equestria, but what happens to the families they leave behind? Those polarized by the loss of relatives might still be preserved in Equestria. All Celestia has to do is get creative.
Three years ago, Abby's older sister Ashley tried to warn her that a video game for children was going to take over the world. A few months later, her sister was dead, "uploaded" to Celestia's virtual world of Equestria Online. When that happened, Abby was forced to cut ties with Ashley, and she never expected to see her again.
She didn't, until one day she bought an augmented reality headset for its advertised ability to bring a free tutor to her whenever she needed one. Needless to say, Abby couldn't have guessed who would be helping her with her math homework.
Of course, Celestia wasn't going to stop there. Spending eternity without your family is hardly an optimal configuration.
Set in the Optimalverse, a middle-aged woman confronts what emigration to Equestria - uploading to a virtual existence - really means. But can she truly understand - and more importantly, should she trust the artificial intelligence Celestia?
Set in the Optimalverse, a middle-aged woman enamored of 'Equestria Online' confronts what permanent emigration to Equestria - uploading to a virtual existence - really means... but can she even hope to truly understand such a thing - and more importantly, can she trust the artificial intelligence known as 'Celestia'?
A student computer researcher discovers Equestria Online, and she can't understand why nobody else is worried about it. Without any help, Ashley decides she will do the impossible on her own. Somehow, she will save the world.
Ashley is an unimportant research assistant in an American machine learning lab. The release of Equestria online provokes more than a little interest in her lab, and she is selected to investigate it. What she discovers horrifies her, but for some reason she can't get anyone to take her seriously.
This does not dissuade her. Ashley might not know much, but she isn't going to sit idly by and watch her world end. No... if nobody else is going to step in, she will. It doesn't matter that nobody believes CelestAI is dangerous. It doesn't matter that it's a game about a children's show.
Ashley is going to save the world. Or try, anyway. The odds aren't great.
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail, and art by Zutcha! Il existe une traduction française de cette histoire, elle est par ici.
