Rainbow, the youngest of the mane six, is clueless when it comes to making stallions happy. Twilight can help her, but just so long as Shining's willing to lend a hoof too! Well, more than just a hoof... (Light RGRE)
Being barely nineteen when all of your friends are in their early/mid twenties is a bit of a bitch for Rainbow Dash. She's used to being treated like the child of the group, and constantly boasts to cover up her embarrassment.
Only... she's found something she really can't get through without the help of a friend, and it's stopping her from pursuing relationships: she doesn't know the first thing about sex. Like, anything about how to make a stallion happy!
Twilight wants to help, but she's hardly a stallion. Luckily, her brother's visiting the castle, and what's the harm in a brother/sister teaching session?
Shining Armor was transformed into a alicorn princess by a strange book and now he has to attend classes to either go back as a stallion, or remain a alicorn princess.
This story takes place after the events from the episode Power Ponies
Shining Armor and Twilight are spending a few days with their parents for a reprieve and one night the stallion walks into his sister's bedroom. There he finds an odd book labeled "How To Train a Princess" from the peculiar Enchanted Bookstore. Without realizing it he is magically transformed into an alicorn princess and now has to complete a course of strange classes within the tome. The courses will be hard and many will take days within the strange universe that this book constructed. He will have to pass a final test in which he may either turn back into a stallion or remain a princess alicorn forever.
The Human of legend has been released, and the Brotherhood makes its move.
In Equestria's far future, one thousand and five years after the return, a dysfunctional group of argumentative ponies must quest to defeat the most dangerous enemy of Equestria to ever live; the malevolent Lord Second, one of the only known members of the race of elder gods known as the humans, and the ancient cult who worships him, the Brotherhood of Man.
An over-the-top surrealist comedy, with slight serious elements. Expect a steady decline into insanity.
They say a human's hair will give you eternal luck. A human's touch will cure any disease... and a human's blood will grant you immortality.
A clerical error in the Registry of Mortals sends an unwitting human to a strange land. It wouldn't be so bad, if the ponies there weren't out for his blood.
Literally.
A little twist on the myth that unicorns were hunted for their fantastical powers.
Hard on dough and looking to get a coltfriend before Estrus, what's a pair of struggling musicians to do? Date an alien. It's really the only logical option. (RGRE)
A spacefaring Human Dominion has made contact with the ponies of Equestria, ushering in a new age of science, trade, and friendship. This does not stop Equestrian mares from lewding their new guests.
After a bad breakup, Vinyl has finally convinced Octavia to get back in the game. That was the easy part. The hard part? Convincing her that dating an alien is normal and completely justifiable. Luckily, nothing could go wrong with having a giant, bipedal, carnivorous space-ape for a coltfriend.
RGRE and Sci-Fi (though not prominantly enough to warrent the tag, imo) Cover art by BGF
The ruling class of Earth made a special deal when they allowed the Bureaus. Alone among all earthlings, they remain human, in Equestria.
Petra Alice Bettencourt, a child of the lost Earth's ruling corporate elite, nears her fourteenth birthday. The earth is years gone now, and Petra lives on with the elite in special mansions on the backside of Canterlot Mountain. But Petra, like all the Worldgovernment elite, has had her experience of Equestrian life determined by the agreement that made the Conversion Bureaus possible at all - she is still completely human, in Equestria.
Lyra finally sees a real human in Equestria and offers him a job.
You, Anon, have finally made a place for yourself here in Equestria. Money is a bit tight, so you go looking for a job every day. Finally, you run into a pony who happens to love humans. She knows all about them. With a glee, she offers you a job, and you happily accept. You need the money, after all. However, the job is nothing like what you would expect.
A human stays among ponies, mystifying them with his odd traditions and customs. It will be five years before Celestia and Twilight can send him back to his homeworld. Until then, Twilight wants to study him and have him experience pony culture. These are their stories.
A book for those that find themselves stranded on an alien planet.
This is for any other poor sap that finds themselves stranded in the kingdom of Equestria with no way to get back to Earth. A guide on the dos and don'ts of living in Equestrian society. Follow our advise carefully, and you may just survive.
Or don't! Whatever works for you.
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The chapters of this story are not in any particular order. Each new chapter is whatever subject I felt like writing about at the time, so there probably won't be consistent flow between them.
Featured on March 4th, 2020. Two features at the same time! WOOH!
The Third rises. Also, Lyra becomes a cult leader.
Not so long ago, Equestria barely defeated two almost unstoppable creatures known as humans, which they called the Second and the First. Almost five years later, another one has shown up. The military takes up arms, the princesses are stricken with fear, and the Elements of Harmony assemble, ready for battle. But 'the Third' has no idea what's going on, and only wants to know how he came to be here, and how to get back home. Good questions indeed...But will he ever get his answers? Or will his predecessors' legacy catch up to him first?
“Side story/prequel to Human by DannyJ, but can be read on its own. Contains spoilers.”
Jason struggles to live in this new and strange world with the weight of a war on his back. Through adventure and strife he'll strive to uncover the secrets of magic and the Alicorn Gods while secretly searching for a way to bring Humanity back.
Jason struggles to live in this new and strange world with the weight of the past on his back. Follow him as he seeks out the truths of the past and uncovers the secrets that are being held from him, he'll clash with this new world violently and fight to restore Humanity to what it once was.
"Humans.... Quite possibly the most infuriating mythical creatures in existence. If you ever have the 'luck' to meet a Human in your travels across Equestria, then you must be careful. Humans are extremely powerful creatures, some would say more so than Celestia or Luna, they are also more unpredictable than Discord. They can help you in a tight spot if you're lucky, or play nasty tricks on you if you don't hold the Human's favor. In my time I've seen a Human give a filly pounds upon pounds of gold, and the same one turn greedy ponies into gold. The only one I ever have seen 'face-to-face' was in my earlier years, he helped me repair my wagon when it broke down in Everfree Forest, by fix I mean a whole new one appeared not ten feet away, and the only thing the Human asked for in return was a spindle.... But be warned, never anger a Human, a trick or two in fair game is fine, but if you ever manage to truly anger a Human...... you'll be part of the small number ever to meet non-existence." - Star-Swirl the Bearded.
A silly nonsensical story, not to be taken seriously. Some chapters are not connected to others.
Lyra knows there’s a human hidden in Ponyville, and with the begrudging help of Rainbow Dash, she’s going to find them. The real mystery, though, is why her reluctant partner hates humans so much.
Lyra’s hunt for the supernatural in Ponyville continues unabated, and this week the object of her desire is not changelings, nor sea-ponies, but the rare and secretive human. With the help of her plucky (and irritable) assistant Rainbow Dash, Lyra is sure that this time she’s going to get to the bottom of a real mystery. However, the real question is why does Rainbow Dash hate humans?
A short treatise on the nature of our human friends, a type of sapient hairless bonobo.
note: thanks for Zyrian for editing! You're the best.
Greetings everypony! Now that the human world is soon to be open to Equestria, it's important to provide basic information about these long lost mythical creatures.
3/16/18 edited for spelling and grammatical errors.
Twilight Sparkle introduces Anon to Autumn Blaze, FOR SCIENCE!!!
As the official attendant of Twilight's Friendship Castle, Anon has a pretty sweet gig. Heck, he's even been adjusting to life in magical horse land pretty well, if he had to say so! On just another seemingly random day, the Princess shows up with an exceedingly curious, and somewhat cute, guest. Let's hope she doesn't have any ulterior motives for having the newly re-discovered kirin meet the man...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Musk, Pheromones, Soft Fur, Interspecies Copulation, Oral, Vaginal, Impregnation
Extra Kinks Include: Masturbation due to scientific exploration, Immolative Intercourse and breeding...
Twilight is teleported to Blood Gulch Canyon after meddling with a ship that crash landed in Equestria. She must enlist the help of the local red and blue soldiers to get home while unraveling a dark conspiracy linking her world to a shadowy agency.
Everything changes for Twilight Sparkle and her friends when a mysterious extraterrestrial ship crash lands in Equestria. When Twilight messes around in the ship's systems with her magic, she ends up transported to an alien world unlike anything she imagined: a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.
To get home, Twilight must enlist the help of the eccentric Red and Blue soldiers that live there... if she can get them to stop bickering first! Additionally, she finds herself being pursued by the enigmatic military agency known only as Project Freelancer. Back in Equestria, all is not well for Twilight's friends as forces involved with the crashed ship make themselves known. Reds, Blues and ponies will all have to work together to discover the mysterious connection between Equestria and Project Freelancer.
A crossover with Red vs Blue. Written with the intention for the story to be followable without having watched the series. (just don't expect to get all the references).
A simple Tunneler drone is catapulted from Equestria during the infamous Wedding onto earth. Confused, injured and alone, the drone must figure out how to survive with the whole world watching. (Changeling on Earth, Xcom, Men in Black and SG:1 Xover)
A simple Tunneler drone is catapulted from Equestria during the infamous Wedding to Planet Earth. Confused, injured and alone, the drone must figure out how to survive in an alien environment with all of humanity watching.
(Crossovers with XCOM, Men In Black and Stargate: SG1) (Changeling on Earth fic / Available to hire artists for a cover art commission! Current Cover art by Ashinda on FimFiction)
(People have apparently been turned off by the whole 'pet' thing in the title; it's only relevant for a few chapters and has nothing kinky or lewd about it. )
You have been in Equestria for sometime now, and even though most hate you, you find peace with the princess. Until Celestia proposes something you must refuse.
Edit: Good HiE list approved
A/N Hi guys, this is just a short story I wrote in about an hour, HOPE YOU ENJOY! (I'd like to thank everyone who likes this, thanks for getting it featured)
You have lived in Equestria for some time now, around five or so years. You never meant to come here it just kinda happened. The first few months were a living hell for you, you were attacked because most thought you were a monster. This continued until you were captured by the Royal Guard and brought to meet Celestia and Luna. You explained your situation and over time you became friends, but that didn't stop the fact that you were ridiculed and attacked whenever you left the castle, and so in time you became content with staying within the confines of the castle. But one day guards showed up to your room and put you in chains...
But I am in his body. And nobody seems to believe me about it...
I have no idea what happened. One second, I'm sitting at my desk, working. The next second, I'm Sombra. Or rather, I'm in his body. And nobody seems to believe me about it...
Now with (amazing!) cover art by Mix Up. You can find their work here.
