Lock and load. It's about to get primeval in here.
A research accident on a remote island unleashes an unstoppable ancient enemy that hungers for destruction. Can the sudden appearance of an unexpected ally shatter the hands on the clock of doom?
NOTE: This story begins during the pause between seasons 5 and 6.
If you enjoyed this book, check out the spin-off series "Equestrian Alliance: Menagerie" available now!
To be able to live in Equestria, I have to perform a certain job. I have to be a checkpoint inspector. The princesses insisted that it’s because I’m good at it. I just think they know that I don’t like people/ponies/anyone that are stupid.
Hi. I’m Anon. Your run of the mill asshole. A proud one at that. When I came to this world, the princesses didn’t expect much. Then, they saw how I was good at picking up mistakes. So, they made me a functioning person in society. A mostly pony society. Ponies and other creature would be expecting to be welcomed by a warm hearted pony. Instead, they got me.
(Papers Please does not belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex)
So, my friends and I woke up in this forest none of us recognize, and were scattered by these wooden dog things. Now I gotta find my friends before we get into any more trouble. Now if only I wasn't a foot tall, and can say more than "Eevee"....
This is a random thought that popped into my head one day. I figured I'd get it out now. Still don't quite know where this'll end up, so let's take this adventure together.
Character tags and categories will be added as needed.
Have any theories? Can't remember who is who? Fear not! Thanks to Adenbadens for starting up a Google docs to help with this. You can veiw it here. Beware, wild unmarked spoilers abound in the grass.
[HiE] A slice of life story of a human's life as the adopted sibling of Cloudchaser and Flitter.
On the night that Cloudchaser's parents have something special planned, the unexpected happened. They find an infant in their backyard after a strange occurrence, only it isn't a pony. With nowhere else to turn to, they decide to adopt the infant as their own, and raise it in the town of Ponyville. Through the years in Ponyville, this infant, Sky, will grow to learn that no matter what life throws at you, whether it be fortune or hardships, you will always have friends and loved ones around you to help you through it. Especially when you're sisters are Cloudchaser and Flitter.
"Equinophobia is a psychological fear of horses" Sometimes you're lucky, and sometimes you're unlucky. Ryan finds herself the latter as she ends up in a world of sunshine, rainbows, and pure horror.
A story of an out-of-place person learning to adapt to their new environment.
Alternate Universe tag for lack of or changes in Equestria Girls elements and the Crystal Empire's history.
Written as the A-side to A Chromatic Scale. The stories are not related otherwise and can be read separately.
Celestia just wants someone to hold her and to tell her she's loved. A local human looks to be the perfect prospect.
Nicholas doesn't really know Princess Celestia. Sure, he's met her once or twice, when Twilight was still trying to find a way to get him home. Exchanged pleasantries and what not. But never had he had a real, sit-down conversation with her.
Now, he's been summoned to Canterlot to work as Celestia's advisor. He has no other options but to accept.
Cover art used with permission by Miokomata. Go check them out!
Rarity takes Sweetie Belle to a brothel on her first estrus.
It’s estrus season and Sweetie Belle’s first so Rarity, as a responsible big sister, brings Sweetie along to an elite Canterlot brothel where the sisters have the cream of the crop at their disposal to help them with their needs.
Contains: incest, foalcon, anatomically correct cartoon horses and sororal bonding.
Tags, spoilers alert: 1f/3m, 2f/1m, cock milking, orgasm denial, cum play, vaginal, anal, blowjob/facefucking, abundant mare juices, crotchtits sucking/fucking, lost virginity, cum inflation and lots of dirty and funny talks between two sisters about mating.
A mighty monster has found itself in Canterlot. Princess Celestia herself decides to venture out to defeat the creature to keep her little ponies safe. Her method of doing so is... different.
Warning: Human x Horse Action, read at your own risk
Celestia's intrusive thoughts have been bugging her. Anon of course steps up to help any way he can.
Ever since being relieved of the majority of her major duties, Celestia has been extremely bored. Anon takes notice of her having a particularly bad night and gets her to confess her real problems.
Princess Luna is tired of living in her sister's shadow. She petitions Starswirl for help, and what she receives is far from what anypony expected. The real question is whether Equestria will survive her mistake.
Princess Luna is supposed to be her sister's equal. She watches over 12 of every 24 hours, after all. But she isn't, and everybody knows it. Equestria adores the one who brings warm, sunny days, and ponies sleep through her nights. Even her sister sometimes seems to forget that she's supposed to be one of Equestria's ruling diarchs.
Luna seeks help from the only pony she thinks can make a difference: Star Swirl the Bearded. He provides a spell, one she can use to change herself into the pony she wants to be.
Unfortunately for her (and the rest of Equestria), things don't go quite as expected.
Updates Wednesdays, though it may update a little quicker at first as the Fimfiction version of this story catches up to the one posted on Patreon. Cover by Zutcha, as always. These just keep getting better, don't they?
This is a Patreon-sponsored story, written for Aurora Gleam. So tremendous thanks to them for making this adventure possible.
Aeron, a human man is transported to Equestria and killed by Timber Wolves, only to be reborn as something different. Will the Ponies learn to accept this new creature?
Aeron, a human man is transported to Equestria through means unknown. After appearing in the Everfree forest, he is attacked and killed by the malicious Timber Wolves. But his story does not end there. For he is reborn as something new to Equestria. But will this new being find acceptance among the Ponies? And how will his presence change the course of events as we know them? Only time will tell.
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09-01-16 Holy Horseapples, this got featured 26-02-17 Over 2000 likes. I never dreamed that was possible Thanks everyone. 26-03-18 And 2500 likes. Honestly I'm surprised.
Evergreen Heart has a computer generated Youtube reading, made by Fanfiction Reader. Go check it out.
Cadance and Shining Armor, in an attempt to reason with Daybreaker, visit Canterlot. Things don't go quite according to plan...
Cadance, the Princess of Love, has heard the various rumors of Princess Celestia's downfall into the corrupted creature known as Daybreaker. Surely the alabaster alicorn couldn't have become the debase monstrosity that the people have portrayed her as? Much to the chagrin of her advisors she departs on a mission of diplomacy to meet with her former teacher and longtime friend. Shining Armor, Sunburst, and a small group of guards accompany her to Canterlot to confront Daybreaker in a desperate attempt to sway her from her path of tyranny. What's the worst that could happen?
Kinks include: R63 Transformation (sex swap), Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, and Corruption
A continuation of the Daybreaker Saga, I hope you all enjoy it because there's plenty more to come!
By Appointment of Princess Celestia, the Royal Engineer Anonymous and the Guardsmares of the Royal Equestrian VIP Service
By Appointment To Their Majesties Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, Anonymous is the Royal Engineer of Equestria, working hard to prove himself to the nation he has had to call home since his unintentional arrival.
Now, the Princesses have decided to favor the nation's only human with a retinue of VIP bodyguards, in the form of a quaternion of mares from the Royal Guard who will protect him, and his honor, every single day, everywhere he goes, and with everything he does.
"Everyday Life With Guardsmares" is a story about those everyday experiences, and how they become anything but "everyday" for those involved.
Adapted for FIMFiction from the original "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext by TheManFromAnotherTime, posted in /mlp/'s Royal Guard Mare General thread. See https://ponepaste.org/1047 for the original text.
Long after the event stole all the humans from Earth, changeling queen Evoli is sick of the constant self-destruction of pony civilizations. Maybe if someone with real talent for leadership could take over, her swarm wouldn't go hungry.
Over a thousand years ago, every human on Earth vanished. The ponies left behind were forced to rebuild what they could, largely ignorant of their new abilities. When a devastating plague spelled the end of the first age of pony civilization on Earth, the changelings were forced to watch helplessly as their food supply withered away.
Queen Evoli's swarm is barely surviving on the measly drops of love they can scavenge from the slow-recovering pony population. But it wouldn't have to be that way, if only somepony who really knew how to lead was in charge. She is many centuries old now, with power and experience that ponies in their short lives cannot imagine. Maybe if the world had somepony like her to rule it, civilization would do better.
At least she wouldn't be going hungry anymore...
A Ponies After People story written for Sparktail on my Patreon, crossposted to Fimfiction. Updates daily until complete. Edited by Sparktail and Two Bit, and cover by Zutcha.
Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
[Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations.]
Returning readers curious about the changes to this story's chapter format should read this post.
Ever since Anon arrived in Equestria, Twilight's been getting crazier and crazier in her pursuit of his romantic attention. When he turns to the benevolent and graceful Princess Celestia for help, she sends him on a quest to retrieve a sacred stone in return for her aid. No big deal, right? Well... turns out the stone is used to transform Twilight into an alicorn, increasing his problems a thousand fold, and Celestia unexpectedly moves in as his new roommate after giving up her crown to Twilight.
Great.
While Ponyville's plucky human attempts to adjust to living with a large, lazy ex-Princess horse who constantly eats all his sweets, the new Princess of the Day broods within Canterlot castle, scheming her diabolical schemes. Twilight Sparkle intends to reclaim her very special (but strangely reluctant) somehuman, and she's willing to utilize all of the immense resources of the kingdom she now controls in order to do so!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between February 2013 and December 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
Those interested in the .epub version of this story should Read this Post.
Twilight has the ability to respawn. Naturally, she must exploit the hay out of it. For science!
Twilight has discovered that Alicorns can 'respawn' when they die. Think of the possibilities! She quickly assembles a crack team of scientists* to test the frontiers of this new power.
*IE whoever was willing to respond to a letter asking for 'suggestions of practical uses for the death of an alicorn'.
An unofficial sequel to "The Many Deaths of Twilight Sparkle".
Rated T for references to death and suicide, though in context those things don't really happen. Featured on 7/6/2020! W00t! And featured again on 7/20/2020!
After graduating first in his class at a hair styling academy, Zephyr Breeze is more confident than ever that he can win over Rainbow Dash. Can her human friend help her find a solution to get the message across to the stubborn stallion?
For an other-worldly immigrant, you've got life figured out. You've found a vendor who will import meat, you're in line for a lucrative job, and you've got the best rainbow-maned friend anyone could ask for.
You've become inseparable from Rainbow Dash in the year since you'd met her. You've stuck through thick and thin, from flying injuries to her acceptance into the Wonderbolts. Every challenge in your lives seemed only to reaffirm your loyal companionship. But when she finds herself in the crosshairs of an overly confident and exceedingly flirtatious Zephyr, you get dragged into a drama filled charade that will test the depths of your feelings and the limits of your friendship like no other.
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