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ELinguistic Walls

Likes: 862 Dislikes: 42

on Fimfiction, by The SideKick

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanCelestiaOC

A mom's a mom no matter how hard it is to understand them.

"You" are Anon, and you can't understand a bloody thing these little horses are saying. It doesn't help that you're only ten. Oh well, at least they're nice. Especially the queen horse, Celestia. At least that's what you think her name is. Anyway, she's awfully cuddly, always hugging you or some such. Honestly it's nice and all, but you are starting to wonder just why she is so affectionate...

Was bumbling around /mlp/ and made a thing. You might enjoy it, you might not, it's here either way.

*EDIT* Now with sequel: Bridging Words.

Featured May 10 2016, thank you so much!

TLive Wire

Likes: 224 Dislikes: 5

on Fimfiction, by Jenna Starbright

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanCelestiaAnon

Princess Celestia is stuck on your clothes line.

Princess Celestia comes to visit you, but she gets stuck in the most embarrassing manner possible.


Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio. Go check them out!

ELiving in Equestria

Likes: 1507 Dislikes: 123

on Fimfiction, by Blazewing

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanPinkieDerpyOCMain 6CMCs

A young man finds himself in a world beyond his wildest imaginations...

A young man named Dave, while writing a personal journal about his perceptions of liking the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", is unexpectedly whisked away into the land of Equestria, where his memories about the world even being part of a show are erased, leaving him lost in an unfamiliar land. Luckily, help comes to him in the form of a pony named Pinkie Pie, who immediately dubs him her new friend, and introduces him to life in Equestria...

Cover art done by Redback Spino

Editing: Firebirdbtops

MLiving with Twilight Sparkle is Weird

Likes: 626 Dislikes: 81

on Fimfiction, by anonpencil

MLP: FiMNon-conDeathSuicide / Self HarmViolenceFetishNarcoticsProfanitySexGoreComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanTwilightAnonOtherSpike

Anon could have chosen to live anywhere...ANYWHERE! But no. Anon decided to live with Twilight Frickin' Sparkle. This is a collection of short, dumb, silly stories about everything that could and would go wrong if Anon and Twilight lived together.

Who would have guessed that living with one of the smartest and most well-known ponies in Ponyville would be such a living hell? Whether it's you doing something stupid or Twilight doing something stupid, things just never seem to turn out ok. It might be kinda funny...you know, if it wasn't happening to you.

Magic spells gone wrong, weird obsessions, complete obliviousness, and more horrors abound as Anon makes the grave mistake of calling Twilight Sparkle a roommate.

~*~

This is a series of short little oneshits, not chronologically related to each other, all about the many MANY things that would make living with Twilight Sparkle a complete nightmare.

WARNING: These stories may contain vomit, gore, death, weird fetishes, pop culture references, and more horrible things. Oh, and Anon, of course.

MLooking Lively

Likes: 519 Dislikes: 17

on Fimfiction, by SleeplessBrony

MLP: FiMSexComedyFluttershyTwilightRarity

"Figging...To treat a horse in such a way as to make the animal appear lively, as by putting a piece of ginger into the anus." — Imperial Dictionary of the English Language, 1883.

"Figging...To treat a horse in such a way as to make the animal appear lively, as by putting a piece of ginger into the anus."
— Imperial Dictionary of the English Language, 1883.

Posted as its own story by popular request.

With NEW BONUS ALTERNATE ENDING by FillyBlanks43

TLooking Through the Pokeball

Likes: 498 Dislikes: 33

on Fimfiction, by Magical Trevor

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeCrossoverAlt. UniverseLunaOtherMain 6CMCs

Pokemon start to appear in Equestria, but they don't seem to be the same as the stories in the myths once claimed...

Many millennia ago, Pokemon used to roam the world of Equestria freely. Then, one day, they simply vanished... One day, a crazed stallion decided to mess with something that should have been left alone. With Pokemon suddenly appearing in Equestria once more, how will Equestria cope with change, especially when the Pokemon appear to be more than what the myths said?

(Formerly known as "Faraway World of Our Dreams".)

This idea came to mind when I saw all of the Human-turned Pokemon in Equestria fics, and I thought, “Hey, maybe I can make a unique spin on it!” So that’s how this came to be. Hopefully, aside from a random twist here and there, you’ll enjoy a (relatively) realistic take on HiE as Pokemon. Will update sporadically, whenever I get ideas and have time to write.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Pokemon, nor do I own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They are owned by Nintendo and Hasbro respectively. I claim no credit, ownership, etc, and ask that you support the official shows.

TLosing by a Nose

Likes: 267 Dislikes: 40

on Fimfiction, by anonpencil

MLP: FiMGoreViolenceProfanityDarkComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanRainbow DashAnon

When Rainbow Dash looks so cute you just can't stand it, it's hard not to do something about it. You know, like booping her on the nose. Nothing bad could come of that, right?

After an unexpected spa day with Rarity, Rainbow Dash looks just so cute you just can't stand it. No, really, she's adorable! It's downright hard not to do something about it. You know, like booping her on the nose. Nothing bad could possibly come of doing that, right?



Warning: Contains Anon, contains violence.

Listen to a full narration of the story by Fire Rain HERE!

TLost Faculty

Likes: 421 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by FanOfMostEverything

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeTrixieMain 6Starlight GlimmerSunburst

Starlight realizes she's about to inherit a school with no teachers. It's not that she doesn't panic. She just panics productively.

As the former Bearers of Harmony and future Council of Friendship prepare to take the reins of the nation, something has to give. In this case, "something" is their positions at the School of Friendship.

This leaves said school's new headmare in a bit of a predicament. After all, the school now has two headponies, one counselor, and zero teachers.

At least qualifications were never a big concern.

Rated Teen for more risqué innuendo than the show could get away with.

TLost in (Horse) Translation

Likes: 505 Dislikes: 37

on Fimfiction, by CategoricalGrant

MLP: FiMProfanityComedyMysteryRandomHumanTwilightCelestiaLuna

The appearance of Equestrian Princesses on Earth, as well as the subsequent negotiations, are complicated greatly by the fact that neither can speak the others' language.

The appearance of a giant, glowing orb of energy in Washington D.C. puts the capital of the free world on high alert. Few expected aliens to emerge. None expected them to be horses. But, in retrospect, everyone should have expected them to not speak English.

EDIT: Featured at #3, 7/24/19!
EDIT: At #2 same day!
EDIT: #1 at the very end of 7/26/19! I’m so glad you all enjoyed!

MLost in Translation

Likes: 1403 Dislikes: 59

on Fimfiction, by Uh-hmmm

MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyPornSecond PersonHumanCelestiaLunaMain 6Anon

In his short time in this alien land, Anon has learned three things: 1) Magic horses are bad at learning English. 2) They love triangles. 3) Social position is likely determined by booty size, if the big white one is anything to go by.

In his short time in this alien land, Anon has learned three things:
1) Magic horses are bad at learning English.
2) They love triangles.
3) Social position is likely determined by booty size, if the big white one is anything to go by.

TLost in Translation: Mornings with Derpy

Likes: 151 Dislikes: 4

on Fimfiction, by Kishin

MLP: FiMRomanceComedyHumanDerpyOtherDinky Hooves

Mornings, the lovable Ditzy Doo, a human translator, and coffee results in a very, very bad start to your day.

[Second Person][Romance][Comedy][Human]

Just an average morning with your favorite mailmare and her daughters, Dinky and Sparkler, the ponies that you value with all your heart, as they do with you. From the moment you met them all, they had favored you as a caretaker, parent, and even a life partner for that very special somepony that just so happens to be called Ditzy Doo.

As you, a Homo-Sapiens translator well-accustomed to Equestria and its language, prepare for your day and the meals of your favorite fillies and beloved cross-eyed mare, you attempt to keep your sanity...

...and Ditzy away from the coffee.

TLove Conquers All

Likes: 842 Dislikes: 27

on Fimfiction, by truekry

MLP: FiMProfanityComedyHumanCadanceShining ArmorFlash SentryFlurry HeartAnon

Anon, the most evil villain of Equestria, surrenders.

Cadance thought it would be a normal quiet day, that is until Anon, the most evil villain Equestria has ever seen, stumbles in her throne room.

---

Now with a sequel: The After Days

TLove Conquers All - The After Days

Likes: 597 Dislikes: 60

on Fimfiction, by truekry

MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceAnon

The evil known as Anon has surrendered. But what to do with him?

Anon has surrendered to Cadance because of loneliness. Now it is her duty to reform him, but sadly, she has no idea how. She asks her fellow alicorns for advice. Things go haywire pretty fast.

---

Story is fully written. Chapters will be released when edited by JBL

ELove is in the Air, Literally

Likes: 745 Dislikes: 16

on Fimfiction, by Nexas

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSpikeLyraBon-BonOtherMain 6

Spike makes a love potion, let us see how this can go wrong.

Love hurts.
After his latest attempt at gaining Rarity's affection failed, Spike decides to try making a love potion to win her affection. But what happens when Rarity falls for somepony else? In fact, what happens when everypony in Ponyville falls for somepony? How will Spike and others be able to survive when those close to them want to be 'closer'?

TLove....SERIOUSLY!?

Likes: 1841 Dislikes: 152

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Q Ponyform

MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaCadanceMain 6Chrysalis

A guy wakes up as the LAST pony he wants to be.

Dave has had a rough couple of weeks. His girlfriend dumped him, his mom died, and now he lost his job. He wanted some time to relax but a being from another world has a different idea.

Not mention an evil sense of humor.

Featured on 9/24/2015
7/9/2016
edited by RC2101_Copey and PixelFluttershy

TLovely Hands

Likes: 233 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by StoryWeaverKP

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonRarityGranny SmithSpitfireSpa PoniesAnon

You are Anon, and you have been hired to work at the Ponyville Day Spa

You are Anon, a human living in Equestria. Your good friend Rarity has suggested, or rather forced you, to work at the Ponyville Day Spa as a masseuse. This won't get awkward, right? Right? Right?!

MLuck Comes In Three’s

Likes: 156 Dislikes: 17

on Fimfiction, by MightyMadBoio

MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyPornHumanRainbow DashApplejackRarityCMCsAnon

Anon gets more than he bargained for when he accepts the task of taking care of three frisky fillies seasonal primal desires

An unfortunate speck of the universe named Anon manages to be handed the task of helping three familiar fillies with their early and rather vicious heat cycles after his mouth ultimately runs faster than his brain.

(Commission for Dezmo. Here’s to you

ELuna Trolls Freddy Krueger

Likes: 117 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by LyraAlluse

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeCrossoverHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOther

When Princess Luna receives news about a certain entity causing trouble for people's dreams in the Earth realm, she takes it upon herself to fix the problem.

When Princess Luna receives news about a certain entity causing trouble for people's dreams in the Earth realm, she takes is upon herself to fix the problem.

ELuna Wakes up to Marehood

Likes: 221 Dislikes: 25

on Fimfiction, by Fiaura

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeCelestiaLuna

Luna wakes up one morning to discover she might have more in common with Celestia than she ever thought possible.

Featured: 07/01/2018 - 07/03/2018

Artwork Provided by:
Trees
Ravvij

Editing Credit:
PropMaster

TLuna's New Magic

Likes: 185 Dislikes: 10

on Fimfiction, by Bronyxy

MLP: FiMComedyTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceStarlight Glimmer

Curiosity finally gets the better of Princess Luna, and she slips through the crystal mirror to the human world. She finds a liquor store filled with what looks like bottled magic potions and wants to test them, of course. What can possibly go wrong?

Curiosity finally gets the better of Princess Luna and she slips through the crystal mirror into the human world.

She finds a liquor store filled with what looks like bottled potions of human magic and wants to test them, of course.

What can possibly go wrong?

*** featured at #4 on 3/14/19 - thank you all! ***

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