MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceAnon
A pony is stuck in a fence, and it's my job to get her out.
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Cover art by silfoe. I've always loved this particular picture.
Inspired by the cover art and this video.
Originally wanted this to be in 2nd person, but I know that can turn people off to the whole thing. I get it, I used to be like that too.
Featured on March 2nd, 2020! Thanks so much guys!
MLP: FiMSexViolenceDeathRomanceDarkAdventureCrossoverHumanTwilightOCOtherMain 6
Goblin Slayer has heard that a large goblin force has manifested in a nearby country called Equestria. Can Goblin Slayer restore balance to the peaceful equines, and how many goblins will die to see him do so?
Also, how will he practice his most efficient killing methods with the gentle and forgiving 'Purple Alicorn' in his ear all the time?
He can only hope that she doesn't ever have to see first hand why their merciless eradication is so necessary.
MLP: FiMComedyMysterySlice of LifeHumanFluttershyRainbow DashApplejackRarityOC
Rainbow Dash moves into a quaint little neighborhood on earth.
Her only neighbor a lonely young man.
He's absolutely harmless!
But then again he's always stained red...
Her friends are coming up missing...
He has gloves on at night...
Why is his house so big!?
WHY IS THE BASEMENT LOCKED WITH FIVE DIFFERENT KEYS!?
She's not crazy!
He's the maniac!!
This Is A Birthday Gift For My Friend Thunder!
I Hope You Enjoy!
Will Update This Every Other Day Till Complete.
This Is A Ponies On Earth Story / Hello Neighbor Parody!
Made Popular On 12\13\19
Featured On 12\13\19! ~ Thank You All So Much!
Shameless clopfic of what happens when a filly in heat runs across an futa MILF, shenanigans ensue. Includes: Futa, impregnation, domination, breeding, musk, instincts, and a bit of cumflation.
All characters in this story are 18+
The story was briefly removed due to a moderator interpreting this as underage content. To placate them I've edited the story to make it fully feral. I hope my readers understand that the characters, as stated, are of age. I apologize for having to re-categorize this although, to satisfy the moderators, it was a necessary action.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeTwilightRainbow DashApplejackRarity
Apparently some of Rarity's friends aren't as squeaky clean as she thought.
Haven't been able to get much writing in recently so I'm doing a few one shots to warm back up. Done in using TMP prompts minus the time limit. Done in one sitting though, took about an hour an ten minutes.
Prompt used:
Prompt #7: “Dare To Be Stupid”
The circumstances leading to, following, or surrounding somepony uttering the question, “How could Twilight Sparkle be so stupid?”
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeTwilightRainbow DashCelestia
Celestia helps her citizens with a variety of issues on a daily basis. Relationship troubles usually aren't on that list.
But, there's a first time for everything if Twilight has anything to say about it.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanCelestiaAnon
An ancient law of Canterlot states that each species present within the city must have an adequate diplomatic representation. There are no exemptions from it, even as far as interdimensionals aliens are concerned. As such, Anonymous the Human must pick up the mantle of an ambassador for humanity, even if he is the sole specimen. Even if he doesn't want to.
But it's not all bad news for him. After all, with such a responsibility also come some privileges. Personal guard detail, generous private mansion, all expenses covered by the crown. And of course, diplomatic immunity. Only that, thanks to the pony magic, the word immunity is taken much more seriously in Equestria.
Proofread by Havana
MLP: FiMDarkComedyRandomTrixieStarlight Glimmer
Trixie's line of work is dangerous. But she's a careful showpony, and that's why she's only died a few dozen times in her career.
She thinks this is normal.
Heat season has given Twilight has an itch, one of those metaphorical six inch deep itches, and her metaphorical 'scratchers' are four inches in length. So she has to make due with what she's got.
Spike.
Contains: Semi consensual start and messy end, possible pregnancy.
Thank you red-demons-pony for inspiring this. Sorry it's not verbatim what you suggested.
The five-mile Mackinac Bridge, holding the two peninsulas of Michigan together, never ceases to amaze me. But after working as a maintenance crew member for many years, you never know what it’ll throw at you, especially when there’s something cuddled up inside.
This is another entry in my 24-hour fics collection, although it took me closer to four days due to family shenanigans and life. It still feels like a 24-hour fic to me.
Proofread by Thesomkinguy
MLP: FiMSexComedyPornAnthroRarityOC
A stallion named Large Package comes to drop off a parcel for Rarity, and she soon invites him inside on account of his 'large package'.
You might be able to guess what happens next.
MLP: FiMProfanityRomanceSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanLunaAnon
Anon and Luna share a lovely morning with one another. Turns out they share a lot in common for two beings lost in a world unfamiliar. Plus, breakfast time is a good time to find some bonding time with one another.
Cover art by Lady Amaltea. Her page on DA is deactivated, so I sadly don't have a link to her work.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeDJ P0N-3
Or a vampire, for that matter!
You're always stuck sitting next to someone for the whole flight...
Me? I got a pony with a fear of flying.
Cover art by KaoKay
YouTube Reading by AShadowOfCygnus
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanWhite Lightning
Pegasus Pizza: Delivered in thirty minutes or less, directly to your GPS location!
An entry to Admiral Biscuit's not-a-contest for ponies with day jobs on Earth.
Now with an audio reading from StraightToThePointStudios! Big thanks!
Edit:
Wow! Hit number one in the feature box while still number one in the new column! (Achievement unlocked?) Thanks for the comments and the votes, everyone, I love you!
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanCelestia
Most work undertaken by princesses is fairly tedious, and a good chunk of it is paperwork and letters.
Celestia is interrupted while dealing with some of this.
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MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeSpikeBerry Punch
Berry Punch likes to be the first one at the punch bowl. However, this time, someone beat her to it.
Special thanks to ChappedPenguinLips for editing.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanOCOther
Cammy and Scrim are a husband-and-wife team of window washers in New York City. They’re fast and friendly, and best of all they don’t need ladders or fall arrest gear to do their jobs.
Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeRainbow DashApplejackBig Mac
Rainbow Dash arrives at Sweet Apple Acres, looking for Applejack and finds her coming out of the woods. Just where was she last night?
Second place in the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Classic Contest #52 with the prompt "where'd you go?"
Idea inspired entirely from cover art, made by the talented yakovlev-vad.
A thank you to Zontan, TheDriderPony, Nailah, The Red Parade, Seer, and _Moonshot for proofreading and RubyDubious for prereading before publishing.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightOtherStarlight GlimmerGallusSandbar
"'Colts will be Colts' is not a sentiment that applies here at my Friendship School!
Times have changed. Kids or not, everyone, students of friendship included, have to answer for these sorts of disrespectful displays. Now, all of you, down to Counselor Glimmer's office, immediately! I'm going to have a long chat with her about what to do with you all!"
EDIT: Featured #2 same day, 3/21/19! Thanks!
EDIT: #1 same day! YEET- thanks all!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by Skijarama!