You've come to find that pony furniture is completely unusable for you. To fix that, you've decided to make some furniture of your own! That should be easy enough, right?
When you yet again find that pony furniture has failed you, something has to be done. You're tired of being uncomfortable, and of having chairs crumble underneath your weight. You decide to take matters into your own hands, and build yourself something to sit in. Now... how exactly does one build a chair, anyway?
This is a dumb story. It is short, and stupid, and really dumb. It's got a few gross sentences too. Hopefully it'll make you laugh a little anyway.
Humans aren't nearly as robust as ponies. Simple gestures such as hugs, pats on the back, and hoof bumps are all well and fine when it's another pony on the receiving end. With a person a fraction of their mass, ponies forget how fragile others are
Humans aren't nearly as robust as ponies. Simple gestures such as hugs, pats on the back, and hoof bumps are all well and fine when it's another pony on the receiving end. With a creature a fraction of their mass, ponies often forget how fragile others can be.
A man reflects on his fragility during a routine checkup, and realizes that he might not be the only one affected by simple actions one might take for granted.
An audio reading has been done by the illustrious Illya Leonov.
When a spell goes awry, Rainbow Dash ends up with a horn to go along with her wings. While Twilight tries to find a spell to reverse it, Rainbow Dash decides to be a responsible adult and not do anything too brash.
Just kidding, she screws everything up.
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There are mentions of implied sex as well as sex jokes but nothing explicit.
It is Equestrian tradition that, when a pony is a certain age, they are given a timer that counts down the days until they meet their soulmate. Rarity was very excited the day she got hers. She just hadn't expected it would be counting up.
It is Equestrian tradition that, when a pony comes of a certain age, they are given a magic timer that counts down the days until they're destined to meet their soulmate. Rarity was very excited the day she got hers.
She just hadn't expected it would be counting up.
Short ficlet based on a prompt I got on my Tumblr blog. Original prompt was to write a drabble set in a universe where "timers are set on the wrist of every person once they are a certain age, slowly counting down until the day they meet their soulmate".
Stallions and mares everywhere are going bananas over the new vegitarian sausages Twilight made but none moreso than Rumble!
Rumble is a sucker for thick, juicy, succulent M.E.A.T. (Magically Enhanced Apple Tubes) and can't get enough of 'em! While at a cookout for the Wonderbolts with his brother, Rumble gets the surprise of his lifetime; something special that the Princess of Friendship made just for him. Could this be when the eager colt learns his eyes are bigger than his mouth/throat/stomach?!?
I hope y'all enjoy this wholesome bit of family friendly fiction! If, for whatever reason, your mind creeps into the gutter, well, shame on you!
For the first time, those other than earth ponies move into Ponyville
Ponyville was first founded by earth ponies, but they wouldn't always be the only kinds of pony who would live there. Eventually, unicorns and pegasi would also call that little town their home, and Granny Smith, in her younger days, was right there to witness them when they first moved in.
Doubting that hands are so awesome like Lyra claims, Bon Bon must be proven wrong in the sexiest manner possible!
After a trip through the magic mirror, Lyra returns to Equestria in a human state; and proceeds to teach a doubtful Bon Bon how awesome hands really are!
Sometimes Twilight Velvet really hates that her kids are famous, and not for the reason you'd think.
Twilight Velvet gave birth to two kids and didn't expect much out of the ordinary. But when your kids grow up to save Equestria multiple times, it becomes very clear to the rest of the world that they are extraordinary. That means a lot of fame for her kids.
After her ordeal on the dragon mountain, Fluttershy has something she needs to ask Twilight
Having succeeded in their task of convincing the dragon to leave his mountain home, Twilight and her friends are of course delighted that things are getting back to normal. But shortly after their return to Ponyville, the young unicorn gets a surprise visit from the heroine of the hour, Fluttershy, who has something she needs to ask her.
