Excess magic use has numerous ways of backfiring, most commonly exploding. Or uncommonly, it could have interesting side effects none could have predicted. So imagine what blasting an evil moon goddess with the mother of all rainbows could result in.
Excess magic use has numerous ways of backfiring, most commonly exploding. Or more rarely, it could have interesting side effects none could have predicted. So imagine what blasting an evil moon goddess with the mother of all rainbows could result in.
Unfortunately for me, these so-called 'side effects' involved dragging my defenceless self through time and space from my normal everyday life in the most abrupt teleport known to man. Transforming me into a small strange pegasus thing in the process and promptly spitting my ass out into the most deranged forest I've ever seen.
Now my new body made it so I'm no taller than a bloody chair stool, I could barely walk with these alien legs, my size telling me I was younger than what I probably should be, and to add to my already horrendous situation I haven't eaten since I got here!
I don't know what I am, but I have the feeling I really shouldn't exist.
I'm not new to writing but this is my first story here. As such grammar corrections and criticism are welcome.
Ember doesn't think ponies have anything to offer. Spike takes her to the spa to show her ponies may be able to offer more than she bargained for.
Becoming Dragon Lord has brought a wave of new responsibilities for Ember, none of which she enjoys. The first of these tasks are the formal negotiations with Equestria, which will either formalize peace between the two nations or else be the start of a deadly war. She's pretty sure it's going to be the former, but if she has to sit through another awful meeting, she may change her mind.
Spike offers her an alternative: visit the spa.
Written as a minific commission by Vilken666 on my Patreon. Fluff isn't really my genre, but I took my best crack at it anyway. This was the result. Credit for the fantastic cover goes to Zutcha, as usual.
The Elements of Harmony have to find Spike after Starlight commits a disastrous mistake: leave the poor drake alone in the Crystal Empire.
Spike's title as a hero and celebrity in the crystal empire has made of him the romantic target of a lot of crystal ponies; because of this, most of his friends know as a logical fact that leaving him all by himself in that kingdom is not a good idea.
Unfourtanely, Starlight and Trixie don't know about this issue.
Disclaimer: all the mares and little dragons involved in this story are of legal age.
Proof-readed by the Science( and Sci-Twi) lover Lorhelei Edited by the faster than light reader Shade ol and the kind-hearted heart linda (really, this guy is awesome.) Thank you all guys.
While lending a hand rebuilding the village of a Zebra Tribe, Shining Armour finds an odd little zebra huntress that seems more than drawn to his foreign, exotic figure. He also can't help finding himself in the same place. After their initial meeting, and some light prodding from Cadance, Shining meets with the gorgeous little warrior and decides to engage in a very beneficial relationship for the both of them.
Kinks: size difference, glorious flat chest, body worship, enormous male endowments, excessive cum, cum inflation, impregnation.
A reupload of a previous fic that was unrecoverable. Done so with permission.
Commander Shepard crash lands The Normandy on a strange planet filled with weird, talking horses. Of course, he's renegade as shrek, so he could care less.
Disclaimer: If you don't like bad jokes you're gonna hate this.
Commander Bob Shepard is your average zombie space marine, he likes long walks on the beach, crushing the enemy, and destroying things for no reason, but what happens when he goes too far?
It'll be obvious by the end of paragraph two, but I was high when I played Mass Effect.
Jesse is a pretty simple guy until being teleported to Equestria, a world where the mares are short, sexy, and protective of stallions, and his cock's too big to fit in any of them. How will he overcome this travesty? (RGRE)
Jesse is your run of the mill gamer; part time job stacking shelves, a normal nineteen-year-old boy. He's fairly well-endowed, sure, but that's about the most unusual thing about him.
Until one day, he's bounced and ricocheted across dimensions into a world that resembles a popular children's TV show. Only, the creatures here don't act very PG-13. They're just like humans, except in fluffy, cute, small equine bodies, and a few mares in particular seem to have taken a lot of interest in him. Oh, that and the gender roles seem completely reversed—they all wanna protect small, fragile Jesse.
In other words, they're all over him, and it's driving his libido nuts! Only problem is, his cock's too big to fit in any of them. How will he solve this most evil of fates? Will he get the puss he so desires?
Jet Stream is a powerful industry leader in the burgeoning equestrian aerospace industry and a struggling single father, in that order. His lack of patronly parenting skills reaches its azimuth one afternoon when his lust overrides his reason. ABORT!
Based on the OC Characters by the legendary artist: Shinodage. Specifically an artwork recently posted by him which may be affiliated with the number NSFW 1589326
Jet Stream had a very tough week at Equestria's first annual aerospace conference in Canterlot. More than half of his projects required monetary support from the Royal Rocketry Commission, represented at the conference by the notorious Ms. Harshwhinny. An infamous tease, Jet Stream had done everything he could to seduce the older mare, only for her to finally take his competitor Tesla Musk up to her hotel room.
Returning home once the conference was finished, frustrated, tired and not thinking straight, he is met with the unexpected sight of his young daughter - who was supposed to still be at her mother's house.
Sexually frustrated, mentally exhausted, and confronted with an attractive, innocent young filly who adores him - will Jet Stream manage to hit the NO GO switch on this pending launch? Or will his main engine ignite and propel him to a completed mission?
Featured 11/20/17 - 11/23/17!
Warning contains: incest, fillycon, anal, M/F, light belly bulging. If you're not a fan - look elsewhere.
A human guard and a pretty pink pony princess share some time together and discuss a few things.
Working in the Royal Guard was good and all, but you definitely are enjoying your position in the Crystal Kingdom a lot more. It comes with a lot of perks. Mainly you enjoy how you don't have to worry about it being super cold with that shield in place. The barracks are a lot nicer and ponies respect your position easily.
Oh and you possibly having an affair with Shining Armor's wife might be a good perk too.
Taken at any place really before Cadence is pregnant in the main show.
Cool Things: Anal, Toys, Cheating, and hot Pony Princess on Human action!
Spike falls in love with another dragon who just so happens to be the same size and age as he is. Later on, he comes to find out in addition that they're also both boys.
Spike hears a rumor from his friends, Rumble and Button Mash, that the new ponies from down the street are moving in with a young, adopted dragon of their own. Her name is Silk, and what's more important, this new dragon in town seems to be a girl due to having pink scales, and an extremely feminine personality.
After playing a game of truth or dare, Spike is forced into paying her a visit. Although, before Spike is dared into doing this, he learns that Rumble had already spoken to Silk previously while he was at the Crystal Empire. Rumble explains after the game of truth or dare that he managed to orchestrate a pretty solid arrangement just for the two dragons so they could meet one another properly.
Rumble then tells Spike that he should just head on over to her place with no worries. "She said that she's really looking forward to meeting you, Spike," Rumble says.
Little did Spike know what he was really getting himself into.
One morning, Rainbow Dash wakes up extremely horny. So she fucks and fucks and fucks, but she's still so goddamn horny! Let's see if she can get through the week.
One morning, Rainbow Dash wakes up extremely horny. So she fucks and fucks and fucks, but she's still so goddamn horny!
Let's see if she can get through the week.
Turning children's books into smut parodies because that's how I roll.
After spending Hearth's Warming alone, Delta's daughter Apogee drops by her mother's junkyard to celebrate the Winter Solstice and the end of the year. Eventually Jet drops by to pick her up, and the three spend New Year's Eve together!
Delta had a particularly rough winter holiday.
Not that they weren't always rough, what with all the emphasis on family, happy-times, and love... while she spent most of her holidays bar-diving and drowning her loneliness in booze... but this year was especially bad.
Things had seemed to be getting better for her - she was connecting more with her daughter, was starting to cut back on her drinking (admittedly, only a little... but still!)... and then the dreaded day had arrived and left her feeling alone, unloved, depressed... devastated.
Dragging herself out of bed on New Year's Eve a few days later, she prepared for more of the same...
But perhaps a certain yellow filly can turn things around for Delta, and help her to start the New Year on a high note?
Yup!
CONTAINS NO CLOP - Only innuendo, coarse language, and implied sexual themes.
Zecora can get pretty damn bored all alone in the forest sometimes. A few toys and a little potion magic are more than sufficient to take the edge off.
A coming of age story in which Scootaloo deals with the pressures of hiding her large, stallion sized cock before working up the courage to share it with her friends.
Scootaloo has been keeping a secret all of her life. When her friends were out experimenting for the first time, getting busy with stallions and mares and growing up like any filly or colt should, she was stuck feeling too embarrassed to ever pursue anyone, all because of the thing hanging between her legs.
All of that changes at eighteen, when her idol wakes her up to just how sexy her equipment is with a little play... Looks like her friends will be trying her cock out for themselves soon enough, so long as Scootaloo can find the confidence in herself to come clean with them!
The tale of an American man trying to live peacefully in RGRE.
Mack was a normal American, who magically wound up in a world of brightly colored horses with out even a hint of what was to come. And for some reason the mares all treat him like he's a porcelain doll, much to his chagrin.
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Just a little bit of noodling with no real narrative structure, and marked mature for innuendo and crass language. This pile of words is going to be self edited, updated at the speed of atoms at 0 Kelvin, and likely to be a mess of time skips. But hopefully it'll be a fun little ride that amuses the masses.
* The cover picture has nothing to do with anything, I just find it adorable.
*Well this exploded beyond all reasonable expectation, hopefully the rest of it will actually be as good as I want it to be. 1-28-19
*After thinking on it, I'm 92% certain that my choice of picture is part of the reason this is going so well compared to my other stories.
Twilight needs to brew a new brew of Zecora's potion of Alicorn remembrance... Unfortunately for her the key ingredient must come from an inconvenient source: her brother's stallionhood!
Everyone knows that Twilight Sparkle is prepared... well-prepared... over-prepared.
So when she determines that a second flask of the potion Zecora gave her to defeat Discord's chaotically sown seeds, nothing will deter her... even when Starlight Glimmer's research determines that the only source for a key ingredient must be distilled from the 'essence of a virile unicorn stud'. Even worse, the archaic requirements suggest that the stallion must be Shining Armor... and the extractor must be Twilight herself!
Embarrassing conversations, comedic misunderstandings, and raunchy jokes are inevitable... as well as a clop-filled evening.
Warning contains: incest, mare on mare, mare on stallion, excessive cum
Anon happens upon a new pony in town - a particularly large, strong, and unintelligible pony...
Throughout his time in Equestria, Anon has seen a great many things - that being said, he's in for a first. The strange behemoth is as beautiful as she is baffling, leaving the man in a bit of a pickle. What does one do when faced with a literal giant of a pony?
Artwork by AnonTheAnon (Twitter @RealAnonTheAnon) Big shout-out to MiddyNight (Twitter @Middynight_) for help with the Scottish accent for her!
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Summer vacation means no school, but it also means long days often without anything to do. What is any pony to make of such a thing? This series of stories explores the many feelings of summer for the denizens of Equestria.
A lighthearted discussion between Anon and Celestia takes a rather interesting turn...
Anon realized it would only be a matter of time until Celestia started asking questions about Earth's equines, but he'd been trying to avoid the subject. Even though the Princess was an amazingly demure and good-natured creature, he had no way of knowing if she'd get upset with his information about the horses of his homeland. He can only hope that she doesn't get too upset with the news...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Interspecies Coitus, and a Creampie Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Hot, Passionate Love-making Between a Man and a Mare
Art by Etheross (Patreon and FurAffinity are Etheross)
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UPDATE!!! The ever-talented ScarlettBlade will be giving this a reading. He's a fantastic and wonderfully chill guy! Go check out his youtube channel HERE!
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