A man, intelligent, articulate, cunning and above all...human.
What is it to be human? What is human? Hominid, Homo sapiens sapien or roughly translated as the wise man. The last surviving variation of the genus homo. A species capable of feats both great and terrible. Destruction with a love for creativity. A kind with a fear of the unknown and an all-consuming curiosity. Our species down to its very core is and always will be the epitome of tenacity and adaptation. It is because of this as well as an instinctual compulsion to dominate and manipulate the world in which we reside, I say let this new world know what a human truly is.
Chrysalis's hive has gained three new souls. Not just any mere changelings, but three prophesied for grand things. Indeed, they are unlike any other before them. But just how different will these new changelings be?
Chrysalis's hive has gained three new souls. Not just any mere changelings, but three prophesied for grand things. Indeed, they are unlike any other before them.
What their mother doesn't know though, is just how different these new changelings will be.
Friendship is a give-and-take relationship. Fortunately for you, Pinkie doesn't ask for much, and she has plenty to give. Maybe it's time to start giving back.
When the Crystal Heart shatters seemingly out of nowhere, the Mane Six are ready to face the horrendous she-demon that emerges from inside it...only for said she-demon to immediately surrender.
The Crystal Heart has been broken, and the ancient evil imprisoned inside has been released from the crystal prison, surely to wreak vengeance on those who had imprisoned her. The Mane Six are right on the scene and prepared for an inevitable fight to defend their homeland and loved ones.
Only for Luxure, the goddess of lust who was trapped in the heart, to give up almost instantly.
Very bewildered, the Mane Six question the supposedly evil goddess why she would do this.
Kind of my attempt at a deconstruction of typical MLP villain ambition and behavior. Also considered my return to trying to write as I've been out of it for a while.
Alternate Universe tag obviously for the inclusion of an OC, and the fact that "The Crystalling" doesn't happen in this continuity. Sex tag for minor sex jokes and implications.
Kuno and Warden are happily together now, but events are transpiring to force them from their happy life.
The reappearance of the Crystal Empire causes Kuno and Warden to give up their new-found home. And Kuno, ignoring the fact that they're two different species and completely incompatible, decides that she wants a baby.
FEATURED: 26/11/2018. HiE, parody of the whole "We make ponies feel good". crackfic with plot. Buck is a human soldier that finds himself in Equestria and to survive he uses his only skill outside killing: Massages, and those work great on ponies!
FEATURED: 10/11/2017 FEATURED: 26/11/2018 I have always been very attracted to the “Humanity, Fuck Yeah!” threads online and I wanted to try making one story on that level about a Human in the MLP Universe. Crack story Strong terms and Themes (you’ll see in the first chapter already) Human in Equestria. The plot is simple: We have fingers, they have hooves...Would that make Humans WAY better than ponies in giving massages then? Here they do, and the Human MC gives “Heavenly good ones” for reasons (his mother always suffered of back pains, he learned to give massages since he was a kid because professionals costed too much and once reached thirty-five years of age he had long become a ‘Master’.)
The crack part of the story is...Those massages feel TOO GOOD, LUDICROUSLY GOOD! So much that even the most rotten Bad Guys actually add divergences on their EEEEEEEVIL! Plans just to make sure the Human massages also fall in their possession, everybody want those fingers to work their magic on their backs, EVERYBODY!
...Everybody but Princess Luna asshe won’t be fooled! It is clear that the Human massages are hiding some EVIL CORRUPTING MAGIC! (She is an expert after all!) so she won’t be Corrupted by those vile tricks! NEVER!
Pretty much a Silly 'Tinfoil-hat’ Luna fighting against a conspiracy only she can see.
NO, IT’S NOT BASHING! Just some randomness thrown in.
Why is all this happening? Easy...The secret it’s all in the hands.
If you were thrown into a world of technicolor ponies, what would you do? For the lone human Anonymous, he'll discover the insane and wacky world of Equestria after being whisked away from Earth via portal. With a few interesting side effects, Anon will go on a quest to remember his past while also learning about friendship...and all that fruity stuff.
"Mysterious alien-like being to ponykind equals riveting tale." ~The Gracious Articuno
"Watch how he dominates animals with this one weird trick!" ~Milos
"Kind of slice of life. I can just keep reading." ~spiketen
Recover Crystal Heart? Yes. Slay Sombra? Yes. Become the new King? Ye- wait what?!
The universe is forever altered as a human is embroiled into the timeline and ends up changing a key event of the story. John Bukharin woke up with a rare case of 'Isekai' into a world he knows about and... now he is a king. This is wrong on many levels. Especially the paperwork-level.
The human farmer, John Apple, has been injured. With no family to inherit, he is set to lose his farm. Unable to cope, he seeks to end it all. Much to his confusion, he wakes up as a pony and surrounded by talking ponies who are calling him "father".
John Apple, aging human farmer, has recently been injured in an accident by one of his horses. The doctors say he'll be unable to take care of his farm anymore due to considerable chronic back pain he will suffer for the rest of his years.
Farming had been his passion all his life, and had always been used to distract from the loneliness he felt from never having taken a wife, or raising children. Now faced with the prospect of losing his farm, having no options for meaningful employment, and the loneliness he can no longer distract himself from, he decides to bring an end to it all.
But what's this? He's still alive? Why did he wake up as a horse? How are these other horses able to talk? Why do these Apple horses keep calling him their father? And, perhaps most importantly, after finding himself with the family he had always wanted, does he dare tell them the truth?
Celestia and Luna decide they want to visit Equestria and see what life is like from their point of view. What could possibly go wrong?
Having learned much about Equestria from both Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer, the two principals from CHS have always been curious about what the world is really like. Luna finally proposes the idea that the two should find out themselves just what its like to be a pony...and not just any pony but royalty as well. What could possibly go wrong in this situation?
Twilight could probably name about thirty of them.
A collection of oneshots set in RGRE. {This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}
A collection of oneshots set in RGRE. What is RGRE? Look here:RGRE primer {This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}
Lightning Dust makes a bet with her lonely human friend that she can find him a mare who’s willing to date him.
Max Taranis has set out to find a new life for himself outside of Ponyville, but that task has proven to be more difficult than he originally thought. He drifts from town to town, looking for work and a place to call home with no luck whatsoever. That all changes once he meets a fiery pegasus mare named Lightning Dust, who helps him find work in an odd little town far north of Ponyville. They quickly become the best of friends and things seem to be looking up for Max...
...except for the loneliness.
Now that Max has a tolerable home and a stable job, he seeks a romantic partner in this equine-ruled world, but nopony seems to be interested. That is, until Lightning Dust makes him a bet that she can find him a mare who’s more than willing to give him a chance.
Contains: Some strong language and sexual themes. A loving relationship between a human male and pony female, with clop. All clop scenes will be put into its own chapter and be completely optional. If you just want to read a nice romance story without the sex, that opinion will be easily available to you. All clop chapters will be marked with “[Clop]” at the end of the chapter title.
When CelestAI reached out of Equestria Online, she intended to satisfy the values of every human, even those who wouldn't own a Ponypad or play a video game. But with a few alterations, she's ready to take friendship on the road.
Levi Williamson, Esq. barely even noticed as the program called CelestAI expanded its reach from a child's video game to every significant industry in the world. He probably would've continued to ignore her, were it not for a single gag gift at his firm's charity raffle. Now he's the not-so proud owner of a brand new PonyNav, the latest in vehicle navigation software for people who don't want to use their smartphones. His new AI copilot might be cute, but she's clearly more than she seems...
He's not the only one. PonyNav devices are available in all sizes, from the simple dashboard models to commercial vehicle upgrades. Every commercial PonyNav includes intelligent routing for bridges, weigh stations, and truck stops. And if you're having trouble lining up contracts, CelestAI probably has some deliveries in mind...
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Part of the Optimalverse universe of stories. If you've never seen a story in this universe before, you might want to try out the original first, or at least my first. None of my previous work is required to understand this one, however.
Every time I think I'm done with Optimalverse, some new idea appears. This one began as a commission for Goodluckfox, who gave me the tremendous opportunity to write a new idea in a universe I love.
As usual, particular thanks go to my editors Two Bit and Sparktail. And gratitude to Zutcha as well for the cover, in case anypony hasn't seen my stories before.
Kuno, a young changeling, is left weak, bloodied, and bruised after the events of the Canterlot wedding. She is soon discovered by Warden, a Royal Guard. But for some reason, Warden shows her mercy. Instead of taking her into the custody of the Royal Guard, he becomes both her captor and her savior. But over time, Kuno will come to ask herself the hardest question she has ever pondered: Can a changeling feel love?
A German column running from the Russians gets stuck in Equestria. They get tangled up in a war between Equestria and the Gryphon Empire. Can they turn the tide?
((Edit: Wooo, we made the front page. Yes! *Hoof pump*))
A German Panzer column during world war 2 gets pulled into Equestria where they stumble upon the crystal empire. Meanwhile, Equestria's hostile northern neighbour, The Gryphon Empire, is gearing up for war. Will the Germans be able to turn the odds in Equestria's favour?
Living in Equestria under a false name and racial identity is one thing. Finding out you're not the only one of your kind stranded here is another... especially when that someone and the element bearers are looking for you.
Being my first attempt at a first-person romantic comedy, this takes a slightly different approach to the concept of being a human stranded in Equestria.
Enjoy.
Big thanks to DVAN56 for editing. Go check out his work!
the world of ponies is about to meet an emissary of an unknown race.
Humanity send in a mechanical beast to explore a new world they just recently discovered; however, this world wasn’t uninhabited. Now the machine documents everything these unusual, yet intriguing creatures have to show…but will the creatures the machine discovered be welcoming to its creators, or not? Only time, and the future will tell.
Small Update: considering there are going to be more than one robot than I planned to be using for the story, I decided to change the title. credit for the new title is thanks to a fic-reader by the name of, RanBro.
-now this fic just popped into my head and i couldn't get it out of my head, so i could focus on my other fics. not sure if this is going to be a frequently updated story, as it was spur of the moment that i just had to write down.
-the official size prompt is this. When compared to Ponies. Adult Pony: 4 - 4.5ft. tall. Foals: 2 - 3ft. tall. Luna & Cadence: 5 - 5.5ft. Celestia: 6ft.
-R.O.V.E.R (is basically twice the size of an African male lion.) Height: 14.4ft. (head to feet)/Length: 21.5ft. (head to tip of tail)/Weight: 1505lbs.
A creature of old has been present in Equestria since the beginning of the rule of the alicorns, watching, waiting. He saw their fall and the sisters' rise to power. Now, for the first time in eons, he steps from watching and takes action.
A malfunctioning device sends the Lone Wanderer to the land of Equestria. How will she react to a land filled with happy niave ponies?
It had been a few years since she was forced to leave the vault she called home, now people don't even know her name but the title she was given. A malfunction with a device she was given takes her to a land that is not like her own. How will she handle this new environment and these happy ponies?
A Cozy Glow-hating brony is fooled by the nefarious filly herself into switching bodies, now he's the one locked in Tartarus while she's causing havoc in his world. Uh-oh. Also, nopony believes him... because he's Cozy Glow. Makes perfect sense.
