Nightmare Moon's about to return and Equestria needs a savior, but don't worry: Celestia's got everything under control. Just as long as Twilight goes to Ponyville on time, and not to Moondancer's party instead--but why would she ever do that?
Princess Celestia has been planning for this day for years: the return of Nightmare Moon, the restoration of the Elements of Harmony, and the ushering of Equestria into a new age of friendship and love. Now that it's finally arrived, all she has to do is wait for Twilight to get to Ponyville, make some friends, hunt down the Elements, and save the...
Wait, what'd that letter say?
She didn't get on the chariot?
She went to whose party instead?
Oh. Oh, this could be bad. And more importantly, it's gonna need some hooves-on interference from Celestia to get her master plan back on track. But it'll probably all work out in the end. After all, how big a deal could one party be?
Third-place finalist in Aragon's "Comedy (Is Serious Business)" contest
Being a unicorn interpreter isn't easy. What's more, you have to be a virgin.
Being a unicorn interpreter isn't easy. The hours are crazy, the pressure is nerve-racking, you have no idea what job you'll be called for... and you have to be a virgin, or you'll never be able to understand them.
Chrysalis has finally captured her. The pony who ruined everything for her - the one who'd foiled her plot and stolen her hive, her family! But now she has her... and will use her body to begin a new family!
Chrysalis has done it.
Captured her. Her. Her.
Her white whale - the pony who had foiled her brilliant plot (which had defeated no less than FOUR alicorns) in less than a day... but even worse, she had taken her hive from her, her family. Transformed them into some strange, unknown, technicolor oddities.
Now Chrysalis had the unicorn mage at her mercy, shackled and magically constricted... completely at her mercy. And what better punishment could there be than to turn the unicorn's body to the purpose of righting the wrong of a lost hive... making use of her womb to birth a new generation of changeling-pony hybrids... a broodmare.
But first Chrysalis would need to prepare the unicorn's body - to change her womb, her genetic material to be ready to accept her offspring.
Perhaps Chrysalis's tongue could be shown to be as adroit in the bedroom as it might be in its witty banter and sharp rebukes?
Damn straight, it could.
This story idea is a result of a contest won by Gapaot as a result of fantastic comments done on one of my recent stories.
Celestia wakes up with a minor hangover. The castle has no running water. Her fiance is a human named Mark. Life's grand!
After a rowdy party in celebration of Princess Celestia and the human Mark’s engagement, all things should be back to normal… should, being the keyword there. No running water in the castle is only the start of the downward spiral. Much love, many laughs, and too much of a good thing are about to put everypony over the edge.
Lots of talk about sex, but nothing explicit.
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Cover art is by the wonderfully talented artist Silfoe without permission, so if there are any issues feel free to yell at me to remove it!
This is a gift for none other than the wonderful Little Big Pony! I hope you enjoy it, you’ve written some amazing stories, and I hope you keep up the trend. Pre-read and edited by the amazing Pascoite and wonderfully astute Fregz.
Local human continues to make poor life choices to the frustration of everyone around him.
Following on from his jailbreak the local human finds himself in something of a rut, and decides that this is due to his nagging feeling that the previous matter had not been resolved to his satisfaction.
He decides the best way of rectifying this is to break into at least two castles, get locked up again and disappoint just about every single entity he happens to encounter.
(2nd Person Story Starring You – A Human & Nurse Redheart)
You and Nurse Redheart have been each other’s special somepony for over eight months now. Currently you both live together in a cozy house just outside of Ponyville. And the two of you are very much in love.
One day, your mare comes down with a rather nasty cold. Now it’s up to you to nurse your beloved nurse back to health. She’s going to need all of your tender love and care. But you are more than happy to tend to her every need. Besides, you just know once she recovers, that you’ll be able to enjoy the wonders of her gentle hooves…and that rather naughty side of hers.
Warning: This story contains two scenes of Explicit Sexual Content between a human and a pony. There are also two mild pee watching scenes, separate from the clop scenes. One is done on the daww side, and the other on more of a naughty/sensual side (You'll have to read to know what I mean). Even if it's not your thing, there should be something everyone can enjoy in this story. Especially for those of you who enjoyed "More Than Their Customer"!
A supervillain's henchman must take care of his boss-turned-foal.
Supervillains are always hunting for mystical ancient artifacts. I can back that up--I worked for one.
Emphasis on "worked." We were probing yet another long-abandoned underground city when my employer finally found the fabled Sphere of Meganacus...only to find it wasn't exactly friendly to humans. Now my boss, my best friend, and my worst enemy are all tiny sentient horses. Yes, I really just said that.
Did I mention they're a lot younger, now, too? God, I need a drink. I hate babysitting operations.
Daring Do and Josh venture out into the wilderness of Equestria to survey the local tar pits, but after Josh saves her from a sticky situation, things get more than a bit heated out in the field.
Contains: Preening, Masturbation, Loud and Passionate Outdoor Sex, Squirting, Creampies, and Adorable Ear Scritches
Beta Reader & Editor Credits Cursori: Reader of Many a Pony Word Little Tinker: Master of Systems at Poniverse & Scripting Engineer on The Manehattan Project Ladrian: Resident Snarky Mistborn Heartshine: Smol Pegsus, BIg Heart Oroboro: Assassin of Extra Spa ces Painted Heart: Wife of the Author
Anonymous joins a group of teen ponies on a trip to Pegasus Peak with the hope of winning the love of Princess Cadance. However, a storm is brewing on the horizon and may pose a challenge to the group of young adults.
Anonymous joins a group of teen ponies on a trip to Pegasus Peak with the hope of winning the love of Princess Cadance. However, a storm is brewing on the horizon and may put the group of young adults in grave danger.
Human comes to Equestria just before a Festival celebrating Mating Season.
After a fatal car accident, suddenly, Cameron woke up in the Canterlot Hospital. Surrounded by Ponies, and no idea what he was in for, Princess Celestia allows him to work off medical bills working as her Scribe...Unfortunately (or fortunately if you wish to see it that way) he happened to show up just before a Mating Festival was kicking off.
(Potentially Contains: Human on Pony, Sibling on sibling, Male on male, and most importantly, some Impregnation.)
Anon and his scurvy crew of scallywags find themselves in Equestria and attempt to plunder a ship
After a narrow brush with fate, Anon and his crew of fearsome pirates find themselves on the high seas of Equestria. They try to carry on with their piracy as normal, however after boarding a pony cargo ship things take a sharp turn for the weird as Anon loses all control over the situation.
Contains pirate speak, excessive alcohol consumption and RGRE.
This is my first fic on this site so bear with me if I mess up the tags and all that. Other than that feel free to drop a comment and let me know whether you liked it or thought it was crap.
One hundred and thirteen people find themselves standing in a dark, round room. They are neither living, nor dead. They will be offered a single choice, and they will be asked only once.
This is a story set in Iceman's Friendship Is Optimal universe, but knowledge of that work is not needed to understand this tale.
Twilight can't understand why this group of strange creatures is offering to follow and serve her.
Twilight is an intelligent mare, and always has something to say. But when a group of bizarre creatures shows up at her library offering life long service and devotion, for once she's at a loss for words. Which is too bad, because she'd really love to ask: what's a human and why are they so weird?
Sandbar decides to spend the holiday season with his girlfriend Yona in Yakyakistan for Snilldar Fest. However, it takes the stallion a little longer than expected to realize what she meant when she said she wanted to smash together as a couple...
Even though the idea of leaving his family for Hearth's Warming was rather daunting, young Sandbar was equally excited to spend the holidays in Yakyakistan with his new girlfriend Yona. She seemed rather keen on letting the pony experience Snilldar Fest for the first time, as well as sharing a special Smashing as a couple. However, due to the fact that 'Smash' translates to many different terms in Yakyakistan, Sandbar wasn't completely aware of what she meant until they're finally alone...
This story was the winner of November's Patreon Commission Story Poll, and was an entry submitted by Winter Quill. This story contains M/F clop, and both characters are over the age of consent.
In which the Cutie Mark Crusaders decide that they will be in estrus exactly once in their lives, for an hour and a half, starting tomorrow, and so fail both biology and life forever. (Did I mention this was still Crackfic Week?)
One of the many reasons the Cutie Mark Crusaders have their reputation is the group's tendency to ignore whatever the adults are saying -- or worse, to hear just enough to get them in trouble. So when Cheerilee finally covers pony sexuality on a warm, lazy, sleepy day, the trio come away with exactly enough notes to collectively believe the following:
Ponies going into heat is real. They'll never be interested in sex at any other time. They're going into heat once, for an hour and a half, and it's going to happen tomorrow.
Sunset Shimmer bullies local nerd then suffers the disastrous repercussions. News at 11!
Sunset Shimmer was never the nicest girl in school. She'd bully her fellow students, was rude to teachers, and strutted around like she owned the place - still, among all her classmates, there was one who got the abuse far worse than the rest. Twilight Sparkle, resident nerd and shut-in, is the subject of most of the bully's torment - still, despite being harassed, she's not beyond doing a bit of scheming.
NOTE! All characters portrayed are at or over the age of eighteen.
Kinks Include Pecking Order: Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Rutting, Shameful Squirting, a Degrading Money-Shot A Challenger Approaches : Bestiality, Male on Futa, Anal, Very Rough Sex, Musk, Cock Worship, Hands-Free Ejaculation Boys Will Be Boys: Futa on Male, A Random Abyssinian Cat-Boy (Don't Ask Questions), Emasculation, Oral, Anal, Cock Worship, Ball Worship, Crossdressing, Spontaneous Ejaculations, Musk, Size Difference, Threesomes, Several Creampies
Artwork by Reiduran
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Shining Armour gets the assignment to be Luna's armed guard several days after her return. Only 'problem' is, she's about as horny as she is adorable.
With Luna's return being a grand event all across Equestria, the posters, flyers, and portraits all depicted their glorious Lunar Princess in her full, towering might...
Only issue is, the teeny little Alicorn that stands about knee-high to a frog's leg and rivals a fifteen year old girl in terms of 'commanding presence' doesn't really resemble the awe-inspiring Lunar Monarch like she's meant to. To get around this issue, Shining Armour is assigned to be Luna's armed guard, escort... and the guy that constantly has to say 'yes, this teeny little rake that barely passes for an eighteen year old girl is actually the once-terrifying being that nearly swallowed the world in a blanket of eternal night, and yes, I'm not making that up.'
Seems like the average protection mission for our valiant captain. Only issue is, Luna's been cooped up in an ethereal prison as a cloud of magic inside the moon for a thousand years. She's desperate to stretch her legs, her back... and her cunt in anyway she can think of. And the near-seven foot, muscle-bound, hung like a man on the gallows sex-bomb stallion that's been assigned to take care of her every need is the focal point of that desperation.
A salary of fifteen times his weight in gold wouldn't be worth this assignment.
Here's hoping the sex is.
Artist is Danmakuman on Derpibooru.
Kinks: smol Luna, spouse-approved adultery, horny little moon thot, foreplay, size difference, really smol Luna, large insertions, enormous male endowments, very smol Luna, casual sex, glorious flat chest, like the smallest Luna, excessive cum, messy orgasms, and cum inflation.
Some of Midnight Sparkle's magic remained in Twilight after the Friendship Games, as she discovers by accident. Then discovers, also accidentally, a way she can use this portal magic to have fun with her classmates and tutors.
Tags: [Fingering] [Trying Not To Orgasm In Public]
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A typical day spent napping with your best friend takes a interesting turn.
You have been friends with Rainbow Dash since you came to Equestria, and since then you two like to take afternoon naps together. But today she has been acting strangely towards you, until it eventually becomes something more than just a napping session.
